₦airaland Forum

LadyT:
Doyin national ashweo if you were born a woman chei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i was born a woman. . . .i would never be broke kawai

sumo wrestler

hahahaha. . .ibukun


see ooo.

kawai. . .you are making me feel young again.

you are refreshing the loins  

StephenP:
He doesn't look happy though.

With that kinda money, happiness is overrated

davidylan:
na poverty cause am o. pele one day ur papa go be president. wait small.

President too far sef.  . . . .

Local Government chairman, and from there, pepper rested.

o boy. . .so naija don get 1000 naira notes.

kai. . .

last time i was in naija

the biggest denomination was 50 naira

hehehehe. . .

you are already cussing me out like a wifey do. . .

This must be love.

Hehehehehe. . .see this girl I used to lift into the see-saw.

come . . .Chika98, u be woman  

If so. . . you sure had me fooled

chika98:
I'm sure you won't need all that to get down on your knees

haha. . .why do it for money u must think when you've done it for free all along  

hehehehe. . .

I know you want to marry me now

but there are legalities involved

so be patient u hear

21 is only ten years away

why u lot pretending.  . . ,

For ten billion naira.

Even me sef, I will toss his salad  

Ibukun. . . .kai

When will you be 21.

I will hopefully be Governor by then

H2O2:
Pity
I have some leftovers for you.

Oloshi!!!!

I have said it somewhere else, I am a firm supporter of polyandry

When you have hard luck with the ladies like me, Polygamy is a cruel joke  

Outlukbabe. . .

I like your outlook on life

Is Ibkaye short for Ibukunoluwalopojuninugbogboaiyeatiorun?

busybein:
are u ok?

busybein:
me I'm still saying my own,d guy is managable and good looking

if na someone like OBJ,tufiakwa,i need not type say more

why this constant picking on Obj.

You lot should be embarrassed anyway for trying to imagine
a 74 year old sexually.

I mean, where does it stop, this perpetual sexualisation of everything.

Me I don't know about the ladies, but I am jealous of the guy kawai.

The girl is too fine to be stuck with some shrivelled wrinkled pinkie

Na wa for Yaradua sha. . .

He himself saw fit to only take one wife,
e come go give him daughter out as fourth wife.

Legal Orgies. . . .Are there any illegal ones

But the man is sick oo.

I bet he has been a friend of the family a while.

Probably even knew the girl when she was ten eleven years old.

I am sure he would arrive at the Yaradua household and the girl would
innocently hug him like an Uncle.

The rabid bastards prick would be in hyper drive.

Then he will say ''Oya, small Hajiya, let me hide you in my Agbada, y'owa, I have
brown chocolate stick for you in there kawai''.

H2O2:
Yes and no, but this is independent of gay rights, my brother.  I am just argumentative by nature. I can even argue in support of gay rights just for the heck of it.

Some people like themselves too much sha  

Hopefully me too I will have enough clout at that age to inflict my
Balami on some precocious young thing

Kai. . . . .Ko ni da fun Aboki.

Walahi.

If the girl was wowo now, I would have said, go ahead

But Omo to dun bayi.

Kai.

Aboki o ni ku re

jeez man. . .stop getting so hot under the collar.

lol.

@missy b

ooh la la. . . .

it will be a lot happier if you and i both lock lips during the year

lol. . . .

Guy, don't mind me jare.

Nothing do you.

I just like to, you know, stir the ripples some times

Army sapper

Okanran:
Gold crown in ur looser-dom right?

It is quite ironic how often losers manage to misspell[b] loser[/b]


Darn somnambulist

@topic

Elebolo

Jeez mehnnnnnnnn

There is a part 2

Are you shitting me

Kai. . .Are they mad? Won ya were ni

At least i got a golden crown. . . .

@topic

soporific