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WesleyanA:
I won't be surprised if doyin13 and h2o2 are one and the same animal 
I talked to some smart people on nairaland in the past. too bad they're not around anymore. . .

see they take turns logging on and off. . . fool(s)

hahahahahaha

wow. . . .

come

e don do u hear

u have proved ur point

wow wesleyana

that's more like it

a bit more bite.

I was starting to lose some of my cynism

H2O2:
Yeah. And Swahili

WesleyanA:
who is swahili?

kai . . .baby yi lo go sha

WesleyanA:
look who is talking? king of rotten. . . shio

ahn ahn. . .don't be so hasty to judge o

If you get to know me better, you will realise I am more King of Smut  

H2O2:
Yeah. And Swahili  

hhehehe. . .were

WesleyanA:
I don't remember. I guess i probably didn't talk to you that often. please remind me
sorry if i'm being rude

goodness me. . . .this girl.

U are really a fresher oo

Stay that way abeg.

Don't go rotten like all dem Morenike aka toyinrayo aka temptous aka. . . .

@inspired

why u dey jealous my red pali

yes

I am a brit

B T W. . .

me reckons u should change ur username in that case.

You could be construed as an impostor

WesleyanA:
do/ did you go to wesleyan?

No oo . . . .I went to Princeton

do things with those melons

there is WESLEYAN, and there are Wesleyan's

I am talking about the WESLEYAN

So. slightly off topic

But do u attend Wesleyan 

WesleyanA. . . .

i have now confirmed it. . .

u wan fight me sha

oya post ur own pic  

acidrop:
wats with the postings of icons, and smiles and weird dances moves and videos and song, its distractin. stop it jor.


are we still talking about sugar daddy

atta girl. . .

acid, i must say. . . .those twins have come along nicely
they make quite an impression on that purple top



Lemmme be ur sugar daddy

WesleyanA:
you guys are pervs,  . . lol

stephen seem to be ok though. except he'll soon be corrupted by sisi  

hehehe

I bet she will appear very soon with a large inflatable ''corruption'' emoticon

Sisi Jinx:
It's all your fault now. . .  you went over to the dark side!

I mean Bank of the North over Habib Bank?! Seriously!!

the penalty is severe though

wonder what you'd have done if i told you i went to Savannah bank  

WesleyanA:
didn't know sisi was your wife. what will you do now?

her sister no bad ooo   [quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288617#msg3288617 date=1230696969]Aiight, once i'm done with my "omo london" runs, i will holla at you and we will go to the Pastor for marriage counselling otherwise i will go Peckham on your arse heard that baba aladura is good [/quote]na your stage ooo

Do with me how you wan do. . .

Aladura to woli to prophetess

Na you biko

WesleyanA:
stephen and sisi jinx please go find a room. you two love birds are making us blush  

kai,  . . . .his ploy has worked

Haaa won ti gba iyawo l'owo mi

Haa aiye mi

Sisi Jinx:
STEPHEN PAY THEM NO MIND AND JUST HUM TO THIS

Jealousy!
I've even dance for you

at this rate, he will be humming to this in no time  

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&hl=en&fs=1"[/flash]

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213226.msg3288589#msg3288589 date=1230696433]LOL!! I no blame them. . . .with the credit crunch, I think I go start searching for rich men sef.
All this church rats no dey do anything jare[/quote]Slow ur roll jo. . .

At least, let the church rats toast u first

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288581#msg3288581 date=1230696258]Thankfully my man is not like that, but what if he was, would i keep divorcing them and keep on kissing frogs in the hope that someday i would find my prince [/quote]hehehehe Busy Body

So you be London chica.

Niceeeeeeeee

I am always on the lookout oo

WesleyanA:
apparently, rich men are more likely to be married than poor men. lol

yeye. . .

more often than not. . . .these married men are either rich or as girls like to say ''has prospects''

Even in the case where the man is poor, you will find out he probably got an extra tip from his messenger
or okada job or won money betting at the pool house.

You will see all these devious Jezebels waiting at the beer parlour, ready to prey on the poor wretch.

Sisi Jinx:
Doyin! Speaking out of salitness for being turned down is so not attractive

Obviously, this is a rich vs poor guy scenario.

Abi are we back to that Bizarro world again. . .

I mean last I checked Range Rover does not a wedding Ring make.

Omo Dada does does not "I am a Happily married man" mean

And have you eaten does not mean "Leave me alone ooh, I have a wife at home. Ah! Ara adugbo egba mi oooh, she won't leave me alone when I have a wife, I am married se. Mo ni I am married"

Or maybe his license plate read "Respectable Married Man"

Ohhhhhh. . .

why you wan dey pedantic like this.

Okay. . .

The man had a ring

He looked 45 as well with six Ogbomosho marks on each cheek
while the young man looked like Pat Attah

And I know it is difficult for some of you goody goody girls to envisage  what happens to the male medulla
when his down below is aroused, but I will give u a hint. Think of one of those [i]gorodomes [/i]with nothing in it

Unfortunately for the poor married man, these scheming devious girls have more than a passing knowledge of
the male anatomy

StephenP:
Well the married men are the ones who walk up to them. Or am I mistaken?

Stephen . . . . .why u dey fall our hand like this na  

Sisi . . . .is a lie

U saw the Okrika edition/

Lemme give u the koko gist

Single, starting from the bottom rung guy sees okay single girl
and thinks ''I have a chance''

''Hello, sexy lady, you are the shit u know, and I am digging you like a grave''

''What.''single girl replies.''How dare, a low life rat like you steps up to me''

Single guy stammers in shame

A range rover stops close by, and out steps respectable married man

As he walks by minding own bizness, single girl deliberately knocks into him

''Sorry sir. . . .I am so clumsy sir. . . . E ma binu sir''

For full effect, she lets purse drop and bends down to the side, waist down, ass up
to pick it up

Blood drains from man's head and feet to his genitals, so he is stupid and can't run

''Omo dada,'' he winks mischieviously at her.

''Have you eaten?'' he asks

''Haa. . .no sir,''she replies, all batting eyelashes and pouting lips

''In that case, come on in my range rover, lemme take u to tantalishers.''

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288464#msg3288464 date=1230693373]Ole, enu eyin okunrin ti fe ju, you naija guys are just too greedy, and its not as if you are any good in bed either, wham bang, thank you ma'am, blink and you miss it

Social responsibility ko, moral decadence ni, like Stillwater rightly intoned.[/quote]it seems u have sumfin against quick achievers


besides ultimately its the thot that counts  

Sisi Jinx:
[size=20pt]And Better-er still why do Married Men make the offers when they knowingly they are married??![/size]

cos if they didn't too many women would go without

blame us for our sense of social responsibility

anyway. . .

so snce everybody wan dey dash wife

make person dash me one na

i promise to be faithful

no honestly

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288406#msg3288406 date=1230691992]

Come and Taste Out Of it and you will know that the Lord is Good [/quote]lol. . .

there are so many nasty comebacks for this. .

girls. . .do the honors

Naija garl. . . . .

welcome to you and those twins there

na wa. . .

Sisi you no go kill person walahi

OMG

chika98:
Carry your winking eyes dey go. I no wan do

at least make i see, before i know whether i wan do na

LadyT:
haba doyin don't you ever stop your ashewo work?

why you dey talk like this na. . . .

remember the time wey i go Mecca ??

NL ke. . .

too much prying for NL.

this na private matter

All this talk of pubic hair. . . yuck

feels like those ridiculous gross out teenage flicks.

Like ''Dude,where is my pubic hair''

lemme be the judge jo

beauty na the eye of the beholder e dey