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stillwater:
Don't twist my words, sir

Hmmm. . .You would do well to heed Ronan Keating

''You say it best, when you say nothing at all''

stillwater:
Happy new year everyone. I wonder how Sisikill writes on and on. What's the secret?? I need such skills when it comes to writing a ten page paper. It's so frustrating when all you know can be written in just two pages!!!

are you trying to say she talks too long and if she can say it in two pages, why go on for ten pages

@topic

Okay now. . . I have held off because I am naturally level headed

But jeez, I have had enough, enough enough, enough

WHAT THE HECK IS IT WITH UMBRELLAS AND HOOVERS.



First Hoovers. . .well I can't complain about the first one.
It was a cheapie from Asda. And unsurprisingly after working
for about two months, it revealed its true colours and seemed to
expunge more dirt from than it produced from an exhaust I never found.
See Juju.

Okay. . . .fine. I decide I will stop being a cheapskate and expend money on
a reliable longstanding efficient hoover.

So I get a Phillips vacuum cleaner, bagless, cute, and it sounded like an aeroplane.
It looked so good, anytime my friends came around, I would find an excuse to want
to clean my living room.

But then it all went bananas. Apparently, it was allergic to toothpicks. One suck, and the hose
developed holes. Thankfully I had it insured. THere I go, returning it to Argos and getting a brand
new one. Nothing spoil. Well nothing spoil until, I discovered it had other allergies. It sucked a coin
by mistake, and it went kaput. Insurance run out and one hundred and twenty pounds gone,, I had to
invest in another cleaner

Well I decided I wasn't going to spend that much again. I will for the mid option instead. Not too expensive, not
too cheap. I get a samsung, and on first trial, what a dream, The suction was so powerful, it almost sucked me
in its vortex. But slowly and surely, the suction got less and less powerful, till it totally gave uppppppppppppp

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have kuku ma bought some traditional nigerian broom. A bit more physical expense but at least I know what I
am getting

As for Umbrellas. I am tired of being embarassed by these useless contraptions.

There I am looking all debonair, in my suit and macintosh, shielded from the rain, or so I thought, by a seemingly
classy umbrella. But a slight gust of wind, and before you know it, i am fighting as if attacked by a swarm of bees.

I disposed of my fourth one in a year last December

To make matters worse. what do you know. I was reading the Standard, and there was this
old chap, so full of himself, showing off an unbrella he has had for close to four decades

BLOODY CHEEK OF IT ALL