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I invested with these fintech app.i just hope the money doesn't disappear

Dad drove chief gani for over 20 years.was with him when he was attacked by over zealot tinubu supporters on federal high court ikoyi road.my dad is always awed when he hears the name gani

Styluss:
Nothing, I be bad person

bad person too get their uniqueness too..i guess

Styluss:
Nothing, I be bad person

bad person too get their uniqueness too..i guess

God is the greater power you believe in.even atheist believe in order or whatever they believe in is their God

If rapture come like right now.what percentage would you give yourself of making heaven.myself, considering that I seldomly go to church,I'd give myself a 60%.make grace do the rest

Do not care about if it is bad or good.but that habit that you consider a bad one,why do you still do it¿

Ondo state mandates #1000 education levy for its citizens
This afternoon i recieved a pamphlet i would like to share its content here ,summarily ;
The new amendment was assented to by mr governor on 11th August 2022.
The amendment read thus a sum of 1000 naira education fund payable by every adult in the state anually which sum is subjected to periodic review.
Therefore every adult in the state is mandated to pay a sum of 1000 naira on an annual basis for education endowment levy.
The remaining parts of the pamphlet contains the payment process. So,a mandatory 1000 levy paid to ondo state ministry of education

Happy Sunday.
Knowledge of good and evil.
The almighty one is a powerful and wise ruler but the knowledge of good and evil that we have make it possible to judge his actions based on our perception of good and bad.
The almighty is the wise judge, he is above the concept of good or evil.what you consider good might be evil to someone else.the knowledge of good and evil that human have which was intended for the almighty alone is the reason for many atrocities in the world,why everyone one of us is a judge.it is the reason why Almighty seems not enough for all our problems.
Do you know on judgement day many people would scream foul play on the almighty judgement.why? because we have the sense of good and evil.unless we are deprived of the knowledge we would be astonished if for instance a Adolf Hitler in heaven. what you consider to be very wrong may be right in the great judge eyes.
Isn't it hypocritical for Paul to kill a lot of Christians in his time and still possible make heaven.matayred Christians like Stephen won't feel too happy about this.
They are people who have a mental condition that makes bad or evil actions taken by them seem good.i believe the almighty would judge them not on the knowledge of good or bad.what do I know this might be wrong, just do good.

Years ago I had an accident,so serious that I needed stiches.i walked to the hospital with my own legs so I was still conscious.when the doctor wanted to stich my wound he told me he would put me under anesthesic which I agreed to.
But when I was given the injection I didn't sleep like I was supposed to,I was awake through out the operation and I had lost my mind like I was high on weed.i was so high that I performed a lot of drama that day.
After the whole operation the doctor asked me if I do take alcohol I said no.he then told me that if I had been talking alcohol even if it is just occasionally, my body wouldn't have reacted that way to the anesthesic.the anesthesic wouldn't be so strange to my body system.i find it baffling is alcohol that beneficial or should one try to avoid going under anesthesic procedures in case of emergency operations.doctors in the house please

I think to tell lies as easy as it seems requires some level of intelligence.for instance, when I get into a conversation with someone and in the course of having the conversation I tell a lie,if I am being probed further i might have to tell another lie to cover for the one I told earlier.most times the conversation become confusing even for me because of the incoherence of what I am saying.
What i did is to ascertain the listener that I am a liar who can't keep up with his lie.so it is easier for me to tell the truth at times
When I started this I expected to see people with similar mind with me roll together but I saw that it's every one to his own fate.and it's not bad being alone,am not even a social person I am a loner I keep to myself.
Too much of everything is not good and also nothing of anything is not also good.what do I mean? Keeping too many friends is not good and not having at least a friend is also bad.too much drinking of alcohol is not good and not having alcohol-not even a little is bad.a doctor told me that.
Once upon a time,I had a serious accident that I needed to be put under anesthesic before I could be treated.when, they gave me the anesthesic injection rather than make me sleep it messed my mind up and although it numbed the pain while I was being stiched I lost my mind for a while.if I had been drinking even a little bit of alcohol, the anesthesic injection would not have been so alien to my body system.the doctor told me this if is true I don't know but I drink a little bit of alcohol occasionally now.
I don't have good relationship with God but sometimes I really need him.we all need him
He has no other choice than listen to me rant.pour my frustrations on him because he is always available in my mind.i would only praise or worship him if I need something from him.i know it's wrong but I keep doing it anyways.

Today, we begin the meeting another way.the girl I have a crush on for like 10 years now, would be having her fifth child in her husband's house.i remember when she used to tell me that she loves me and I would tell her to tell me later,I don't know who rejects their crush love advances.but, though it can't lead me anywhere,I have not stopped crushing on my long gone and lost love.
The phone I bought with my hard earned money,was stolen in a bus plying obanikoro route the very next day I got the phone.i remember the phone sticker with the phone's brand name was still on it.it still hurts me till today.
Since I left a paying job about six years ago,I have not been able to get a better one and I have not been able to get to the standard of living I was then till now.
We have all been disappointed at one time or the other but we only see the person who turns his disappointment to success.in life you are either the man who tried or the man who succeeded.your result determines which one you are.
I don't mind putting my struggles here because I don't want to wait on the queue like most people,I would write my eulogy.i know like the man in the story I tried but sometimes results and timing is the difference between me and a successful person.

I put my mind to looking for ways to grow the mind but I couldn't find any.i need help, its not a shameful thing to ask for help when you need help.
When you are simple minded you are focused on doing something, you do not have alternatives for the outcome, that's the reason it seems that you practice for everything you do or even say and you falter if things do not go as you have imagined it would be.
But smart people have complex mind to predict possible outcome to ideas they have in mind.i don't know how to grow the mind but I know a story.i would be telling you a story instead of what I had planned to tell you,an alternative to the failure of the idea I had in mind.i think I see a way to grow the mind in having alternatives.
The story begins during the height of the cash circulation shortage.a man went to withdraw money from the ATM machine,when he got to the a.t.m machine it was not paying but he met some people who had formed a queue in the hope that the machine would begin to pay Soon.
He decided to try if the ATM machine would pay him but it didn't.the people on the queue began to insult him.do you think we are fools for waiting patiently? do you think we don't need money too that we are just here to observe the machine.he couldn't do anything except walk shamefully back to the end of the queue..
After they have been waiting for some minutes and the queue getting longer, someone came and ignoring the queue he went to the a.t.m to see if the ATM would pay him after hearing that the machine is not paying yet.the man who tried earlier was thinking how he would join to insult him if the ATM didn't pay.but surprisingly the person who just came ended withdrawing the money he wanted.
This person ended as the face of success while the man who tried the same thing earlier ended as the butt of the jokes.
What do i intend to gain and what do i want you to gain by telling you the story.do you know? can you tell me and also possible ways to grow the mind.to avoid long reads and to give chance for ideas
We would see on our next meeting day which is Wednesday by the grace of God.

Simple minded people o.simple minded people o.before the commencement of today's meeting we would like to discuss some issues regarding our association.
Firstly,we want people to know that we don't abuse people here. what we do here as funny as it seems is to encourage ourselves and we take care of our mental health.infact,the motto of the association is no room for depression.to be sincere, I'm fighting depression and I don't want to fight it alone because the same way ,the fight against corruption has not been easy for buhari, fighting depression is not easy.depression even senior corruption.
2.most smart people are beginning to challenge us that why should we be at the celebrity section.they want us to be at the jokes section.please, truly we are fun to be with no doubt,but we are not clowns 🤡.we are special,we are celebrating our selves and we are celebrities.
3.I've heard rumors circulating among the members of this association that I appointed myself as the treasurer so that I can embezzle our funds.they are saying a woman should be there.i know that there are good simple minded women but you know as a member of this association that a simple minded woman would tie our money at the edge of her wrapper and we would all be searching frantically for it together with her when we need it.she would remeber where she kept our money the day she would wash the wrapper.so I'm just here as an interim but be rest assured we won't appoint a smart person because they can only embezzle, they cannot manage money look at bro Godwin
With that being said, we begin the meeting proper.lets pray.amen
We want to look at reason why you should see yourself as special,why you should be happy for being the way you are.
#.you are a good person by default;I stand to be corrected, people like us cannot go to places like computer village to sell fufu as phone.if you can do that you are with the smart people.things you cannot go against ur nature to do, most smart people see at as opportunity.
fraudsters,drug pushers e.t.c they are mostly smart men,if u see a simple minded person among them he is probably being used.we are slow to anger, when we fight,we fight to reject the notion that we are stupid.the one that don't care if you think they are stupid would never quarrel.
#.your mind can grow; it's possible to loose your mind and it's also possible to grow ur mind to a complex one like smart men.when you realize you need to grow, you would grow.we would talk extensively on how to grow your mind in the next meeting that would hold on Saturday by the grace of God.(because we don't know how yet ourselves.if we knew we would have been very smart)
#.maybe,a fraudster made fun of you for being too simple minded or too trusting after decieving you.raise your chin up,the joke is on them, the world would be better if it was full of people like you.like us
#.God understands you;he has been cheated before,we would hurt him intentionally and ask for forgiveness. we would give him 10 things and be expecting 100,we would twist his words for our selfish gain,he sees us and he does not fight.God has a simple minded side.you cannot qualify or quantity the importance of this side of God.I thought long and hard on how to say this without blaspheming the name of the almighty,and I am not sure if he's okay with me saying it.Baba forgive
We are ending today's meeting,who go host us on Saturday??thank you.just so you know,they are great simple minded people.good role models,we have people in the entertainment industry, medical world everywhere.look at keanu Reeves,they say he has dyslexia.if you point at something for him to go and get he would forget before he gets there.but look at his life style,google him.
We cannot discuss everything here, but there are millions of reasons why you should see yourself as special.find out more your self.do not go and be googling it.
Minutes taken by the treasurer of the simple minded people
Doyinlykdodo

This is for us,we that are considered as simple minded some would even go extreme by calling us stupid, simpletons,mumu, fools e.tc but don't mind them we are just simple minded.
Hmm, you are simple minded when you make the silliest mistakes when simple tasks that needs logic beats you.check me out for instance,I was given a Small paint that can barely paint an old table but the silly me almost used up the paint, painting under the table that is not necessary.
Simple minded people o(reply by saying we like it like that) simple minded people o oo!!. We add humor to the world,we are special,we we are the joy in the world, what we are here for is to give each other ideas and ways we can protect ourselves from the mockery and *poking* of these smart people or people like us that think they are smart 🤣🤣
The government said they want to change the old naira notes to new ones,we all rushed to keep our money into our banks,now both we and smart people are on queue to withdraw small change out of our money.we are both patient.
Heavy rain is falling now,my pastor said it's rain of blessings that I shouldn't run for shelter, myself and smart people are in the rain now because we both have faith😅.....sorry for digression what I'm saying is that smart is over rated, it's God grace that matters.
So comprades, let get to the point.how do we overcome taunts and feel good about ourselves in the society 😎😍
1.do not be in denial; the most painful thing is to be simple minded and see your self as being smart.when you accept and see yourself for who you are,you won't feel too bad when you are being taunted and insulted.i'm not saying you start proclaiming urself as simple minded up and down but look at our L.G.B.T brothers,they now come out if they can so can we
Notice;if you are simple minded and also bisexual but you are quick to claim the l.g.b.t and disassociate your self from us,as much as we don't discriminate we are not proud of you either.thank you.
2.work according to your pace and use ur strong suites;do not try to work to the pace of a colleague at work or do things at the pace u see people do it,try to do things according to your pace so that you won't end up doing rubbish.be calm
B. what I mean by using your strong suites would be explained better by using myself as an example.i know I'm simple minded,I won't allow you tell me or call me to ask me for favours because no matter how uncomfortable they may be,I would likely say yes to it but when you text me I would have time to process what you ask me to do and possibly reject if it would be uncomfortable for me to do.if you asking me to do anything give me time to process it according to my pace.do not be quick in making decisions, think calmy about it first.
3.avoid things that make you stupid; comrades, how can you be simple minded and still be a drunk, how can you be simple minded and still want to smoke igbo.weed clouds the mind, you do not have the luxury leave it for smart people.i know a simple minded person that smoked weed and still on cloud 9 since last year
4.compliment your flaws with a partner strength;do not abandon people like you, but when it comes to choosing people that matters to your life, like ur wife try to choose someone smart so as to compliment each other.be the gentle one in the relationship if she is stubborn most smart people are.its a sacrifice you have to make because with great power comes great responsibility.we are the responsible ones
Simple minded people o! simple minded people ,the meeting ends for now because we would continue our meeting on Wednesday.thank u

Minutes taken by treasurer of the simple minded people
Doyinlykdodo

Happy Sunday folks.
How was church service today.well,I know as Christians we can't stop talking about the bible.understandable.
But there is also another book that reprimand,extol and encourage us a christians.the hymn book, and most of the hymn if not all are messages from the Bible.
Today,we are going to use the hymn to encourage and teach ourselves.share with us one of your favorite hymn and message you want us to learn from it.as the op I would go first.
The hymn is from the hymn book for c.a.c church and the hymn is varieties number 14 ,the message I want us to see there is that it encourages us Christians not to slack on our journey.even when we face adversity we should keep our faith in Christ, with him victory is sure and at the end we can sing that I have conquered,the war is over and I have gotten home.
Oya lets hear your own.keep it alive!!

Hello readers,
I have always been skeptical about seeking spiritual help to my life problems.in this world,a lot of people would feed off your problems they would use your problems as a way of making money in the guise of helping you out with your problems.
I've heard of alfas impregnating and marrying young girls that comes to them to help them to seek God's help to their problems.i ve seen pastor rape ladies that come to their Church to seek spiritual help.many people have added to their life problems by seeking spiritual help.
They are spiritual stores that sell different spiritual products like divine mercy soap,breakthrough perfumes, back to sender perfume,holy Michael,by fire by force mercy soap e.t.c a lot of people imitate this product and sell to make money.
I know there are more to things that meet the eyes unexplainable things.i know the metaphysical exist, but I don't understand it and I don't practice what I don't understand.i would have doubts if you tell me that bathing with a back to sender soap would repel enemies attacks against me and it would also keep me safe from any attack.
Recently, someone dear to me advised me to seek spiritual help to my life, maybe I really do need it because my life has not really be going to plan.things have been hard for me.
Knowing my worries about seeking spiritual help,the kind of situation I'm in and the kind of attitude and effort I give to seeking spiritual help.would you advise me to seek spiritual help if you were in a position to advise?! would you advise me to put more effort in seeking help spiritually or continue praying to God the way I can, because God would not abandon me,sooner or later he would answer me,there is no need to seek help speeding things up.my time would come.

Please no room for insult,I can handle them but I want us to take this seriously.do yo see nothing wrong in seeking spiritual help to your problems,and please note I do not think I have to tell you that harming someone else in however little way not to even talk about spilling someone else blood for my own possible prosperity is not my own idea of seeking help spiritually

This is what they would tell you when you Google how to stop masturbation.. exercising and eating natural foods??how did it help?? Do u masturbate?!have u stopped it, for how long??

Geovanni412:
Everybody knows that they feel bad after watching porn or masturbating

Knowing that sth is bad is not enough for you to stop it

If you really want to stop masturbation, here are some tips:
- Exercise regularly: This will reduce your stress levels.
- Change your music collection: Stop listening to songs with provocative lyrics. Select jazz music, instrumentals of Christian music or whatever religion you practice.
- Avoid videos from Instagram baddies and music videos with sexual content.
- Eat natural food
- Stop eating processed food and sugar: What you eat affects the way you think. Processed food and sugar increase your anxiety and stress levels. You crave more of it each time. That uncontrollable behaviour transfers to the way you manage your sexual impulses. The brain is fundamentally changed when you eat crap for a long period of time.
- Get an accountability partner: No man is an island. It is easier to get something done when you have someone who believes in you.

That's a wrap. If you need more help on how to quit porn and masturbation addiction, feel free to shoot me an email, notify me when you do so as well.

Okay gather here masturbators; light and chronic masurbator.you are a light masturbator if you do it once in a while when you are in the heat, you are chronic if you do it almost every time you are alone in the room.
There is no way I can talk about ways to stop masturbating without being a masturbator myself so I have the experience and I know what I am talking about.i was a chronic masturbator and I do it using the most cruel and childish method.i started masturbating at a very early age
How do you stop masturbating
Masturbation is like every other addiction: smoking, gambling e.t.c to stop it is simple but you would still have to put in a lot of effort.what are the efforts you need to put in
*You need to come to the realization that you need to stop masturbating,you cannot stop masturbating when you don't feel guilty or miserable after engaging in it.how do you stop masturbating if you don't see nothing wrong in it?? not possible.you need to be willing and determined to stop it before you can stop.if you think you masturbate when you are alone,u would find ways to be in company of people.be willing.
*The next effort you would put in is what I would call self realization; masturbation and it's co-addictions attacks the mind.when you train your mind to see the advantages of you stopping to masturbate only then would it be easier for you.what I am saying is that, you need to be able to notice fruits or good things happening in your life after you have stopped masturbating for a while.you must be able to count good things happening in your body,mind and soul.it is only then you won't feel like you can eat your cake and have it.this cannot be over emphasized on,cos it is very important, without it you might relapse into your old habit.you might not even see the need to continue abstaining from masturbating.
*Last last, you would still need God.i used to think masturbation is nearly impossible to stop.i saw a quote from a movie,it's my best quote from a movie the quote is from titans.a character in the movie said no one can attempt the impossible without believing in a super power.you might have the urge to masturbate every time you have the room to your self, but if you believe in him you would believe he is there in the room with you

*Say no to pornography; well most of you would have expected me to start with this.but I intentionally pushed it back.i can bodly say you can masturbate without having porn on your phone,and you can watch porn without masturbating when you might have mastered your resolute.what porn does is to create ideas you can fantasize on when masturbating.pornography is a stumbling block on your path if you want to stop masturbating, but when you have developed a strong resolve,you would lose interest in porn totally.you cannot stop porn if you haven't put in the aforementioned efforts I talked about earlier.saying no to porn is the aftermath effect of having a great resolve to stop masturbating.shey you get

I know you want to start your life from somewhere,you are past your prime but I would advise you not to marry into that single room.well I have heard people say that things did not start going well for them until they get married.but I don't wish and pray to have a child without being financial capable *talkless* of getting married in a single room, here's my reason
Hmm hmm,, parents having kids in a single room is the reason why most of our kids are exposed to premature sex.why do you think they call it mummy and daddy.
They are times they wake up in the middle of the night to see you and your spouse having sex.i am sure that's the reason they practice premarital sex with their colleague under acting mummy and daddy play
And it's not just sensible to me getting married with out being financial comfortable, some do not even get married, they just start living together and hatching kids like fowl in a single room,u won't get out of poverty quick.let me end this by saying if you hear your kids or kids around you saying let's go and act mummy and daddy be sure to know what their mummy and daddy it's about.
That's what the society and people without self control getting married in to a single room have turned our kids to..and yes I blame them








If you are guilty of this, and this is your life.you are a father or mother,I'm proud of you at least you tried raising a family and it's not easy,so I pray to God to bless you.

I'm just saying it's a fiction.i won't post story here and say it happened to me 😂😂

Psychopatheko:
Yes ooo guy man from the future

Its the year 2030
I ve been dating my fiance forward 6 years now, when we met she told me she was a virgin which I was happy to hear because It's my belief that if I marry a virgin and me being a virgin.my marriage and family would be favoured because the marriage is a self sacrificing and pure one
We've planned our wedding to hold on April 8th 2030 which is three months away from now.i was eagerly waiting for the day to arrive so that I can get married to the Love of my life until,she confessed to me that she is not a virgin and she didn't envision the relationship between us to lead to marriage.so she couldn't tell me earlier.
Right now I feel like my life has crashed and I ve been denied the opportunity to choose what I really wanted in my life because I won't have planned on getting married to her

I heard she is related to late chief gani fawehinmi

Nigerians are the most amazing people on Earth.. creatures in heaven do not expect to a see any of us in hell considering how previledged and lucky we are

As I do bring topic for discussion and people do not participate,I want to bring gossip let see...
I was walking with a friend along alaba market.this friend of mine showed me lands along the main road telling me his grandmother sold the lands for a ridiculous fee because her children and grandchildren refuse to take care of her and abandoned her.the land was left as inheritance by their grandfather .I would pray for hell for Mama if she dies if I was a member of the family but her family sef no try...I lie

Happy Sunday folks
Well I dream almost every day some scary or action packed others meaningless.a lot of people attach great meaning and importance to dreams,so how often do you dream?do you think it's normal to dream every day you sleep like in my case??

We would show them OBIdients go school tomorrow

Pttf..how do one choose right from 3 bad options

He is ghanian...he probably converted from jujuism

I tried writing a song today but the lyrics no matterhow hard I tried didn't fall into a rhyme.it sounded more like I was reading a passage..how do professional musician do it