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Thank God im a moslem! But wait; what about polygamy? |
expenses/finance. ashawo too dey carry money go. those gals wan use blackberry bold and touch and dem wan buy 10k bag, and dem wan use brasilian hair. wife from the village go cook better nkwobi and garri, and we fit sexercise after the heavy meal. and she nor too dey demand jare me o, dat na my reason ![]() |
nor be the guys wey bomb the UN building go get time for this kin ogogoro joint. Viewing Center ko. Shitting center ni. We nor even get shame 4 dis naija papa ![]() |
Best Christmas Gift Ever from a Retardo Presido to his folo followers. ![]() Merry Fkn Xmas Y'all. Enjoy your shitty air. |
My own current girlfriend for Lag even has such issues. She keeps getting calls after calls. Friends, thats what she calls them. I recently made up my mind shes not getting my ring, and I had to recently go for an HIV test just to be sure im still safe. Since this past couple months, Ive been sleeping with her with my condom on, and you know what: I just decided I need a better replacement. to all ladies reading this: if you intentionally do this to make a man jealous, i think thats an extremely wrong move. if he loves you, i think that should do. |
This is bad. I am suppose to be in Bangalore in Feburary next year. Shipping some equipments from there. I hope I dont get lynched for carrying a Nigerian Name o. Abeg, let them work on this stereotyping mess. |
WHERE DID WE FIND THIS DONKEY? IS THAT WHAT WE ASKED HIM TO COME AND DO? THIS GUY DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FRIGGIN IDEA WHATS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY. ABEG BEAF, THIS THIS IDI0T MAKE HIM RESIGN AND LET SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE PROBLEMS OF NIGERIA TO SERVE. I AM SICK OF HEARING THIS GUYS TALKING ABOUT SHYT THAT ARENT EVEN WITHIN OUR NATIONAL PRIORITIES. WHAT KIND OF MODDAFOKKER IS THIS PRESIDENT! ![]() |
Jesus Wept ![]() How on earth does TB Joshua's prayer becomes an anti-retro-viral. Why are Africans such f00ls ![]() |
Why would the mod allow such a useless post to exist. I am ashamed in the political mods. They should delete this jargon. |
@Oyb Sober reflection? You mean after he will be spending $100,000,000 on his birthday? Please jo. Nigerians are the ones who need to sober up. I am even shocked some f00ls here are wishing him a happy birthday despite the blatant lack of regards this guys has shown to the average Nigerian life. And how he wont stop at not playing politics on security and pressing national needs. I once say it: to hell with Nigerians. They dont even know GEJ is not a friend but a complete enemy God is using to punish them for their total stupi.dity. HBD my bum. So sad. SMH |
Madonna university was a joke and the only good thing I remember about my 2 years there before I left were the girls. They are all so spoilt and I never do without banging one or two daily. I was swimming in womanliness and it is one of the best school any big boy can go to have the best fun of a life time. I mean, just the girls. @OP: Madonna isnt so bad. They just lack structure. I did my masters in UI before I left for Malay and after I which I got into a part-time program down here. There is nothing like REAL education in naija. Believe me |
Robbers collecting cheques. LOLlest! I sit on Nland daily with pop corns. Naija! I hail die! @Ops: I remember before GEJ scattered the entire Police Force and brought in Rigin all because of political affiliation, Lagos I recall wasnt this bad. Look how your f00lish presido is making BRF look like a failure in-regards security. Whatever sha! |
[b]Security = in shambles (GEJ's closest pal Rigin whose serial incompetence remains a big daily revelation still sits as the IG) Corruption = in the dustbin (GEJ wont kick wont get rid of Farida because she protected GEJ's wife after she laundered Bayelsa's money. The EFCC is not what it used to be. I have a friend who works there tell me that the current EFCC will drag a politician before the public just for public entertainment, and everything is just for show. Most of those they have in detention are secretly driven to choice hotels in the evening and driven back to the detention office in the early morning. Meaning: the EFCC is just a public theatre designed to make the West think we have leaders who hate corruption. Ta!) Our Roads: Riddled with pot-holes, and yet the bastardio in power wants to build toll-gates on it. Electricity = The military now run that sector I am dead sure in the next 3 years, this guy will keep blaming the cabals for its failure.Subsidy removal = is MUST while the nation's politicians steal twice of this amount within a MONTH. Whats wrong with sharing the subsidy with them. Too much money is that bad, aint is it? I am sad for my country. You f00ls brought this shocking calamity on yourself. Wish you all the best. Thank God, in NOT IN Nigerians. Big sigh.[/b] |
stop wasting your precious time on bankole. with the mumu called gej in power. nothing will happen to this guy. the EFCC (Expert Fraud Cover-up Commission) is not what it used to be. I have a friend who works there tell me that the current EFCC will drag a politician before the public just for public entertainment, and everything is just for show. Most of those they have in detention are secretly driven to choice hotels in the evening and driven back to the detention office in the early morning. GEJ administration is a superb and utter failure. Abeg, forget the fight against corruption. The corrupt systems in Nigeria is too advanced for a super-f00l like GEJ and his bangwagon. If you have any EFCC as friend, he will confirm that: IT IS OVER, as long as this oloriburuku remains in power. Enough said. |
Haba! The guy collected about 200billion naira and nobody is asking for accountability or change. Ta!, he got handsomely rewarded. |
Pppst: I am sure the same dog called Beaf barking at all of us was formerly like Abati. Ah, see what money does to some people. They will sell their own mother if well paid. Well, hes not different from his boss GEJ. Same man was attacking some cabals sometime ago, hes now their best friend and the #1 enemy of the masses. Likes attracts like. |
Didnt he say: I want to thank Mr. President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria. Why is social media now a threat? If the f00l and his unqualified team are performing fine, why will they be threatened? I dont know why GEJ is comfortable been surrounded by Mumus and certified cretins. We need to get GEJ's brain checked, im not sure this man is normal, including his cohorts starting from the animal called Beaf that barks all day long here. |
@jmaine Ah, Mr. Jobless. You did fine. Touche! And your family will get blown up by BK Haram very soon. With a lazy a.$$ like GEJ in power, I am certain thats going to happen to a f00l like you soon. |
nna222:Forces he keeps empowering. A closer look at GEJ's crumbling gangster-like Admin will tell you one thing: Self-Sabotage. The guy can get better people for the job than the ex-cabal members who hated him with passion. Anyways, dinning with the devil is never going to do nobody good. Especially when you've got the brain of a chimpanzee. Oops! Did I just call the commander in chief that? Duh. Like he lazy guy and his fat-tummy cohorts can do anything about it Besides scream and call me name. Old ineffective tactics. . LOLlest! |
If our looted cash was managed shrewdly like Chief Tinubu is utilizing his, I am sure Nigeria would have been in the Leagues of Developed Nation. I wont mind voting this guy for President if the line is drawn between him and the ultra-useless GEJ come 2015. But ACN would do fine to sport BRF, hes going to carry the day, and will kick the shyt out of GEJ's a.$$ come election. |
Since most Bayelsans are like the ultra-corrupt and soulless and easily money-purchased BEAF, the guy still has a chance as long as hes got cheddah. Been with PDP is a leverage, but with those useless elders forum already trying to protect the animal, its glaring the youths like BEAF and co will soon be purchased. Bayelsans like Nigerians arent people, they are commodities you can pick over to your side with a fistful of cash. Thank god Im not Bayelsans ![]() |
Ileke-IdI:LOL. SMH. GEJ administration just won the global award for STUP1PITY and failure. These thieves cant even award themselves for been corrupt? Eeeeeyah. Oma se o. Anyways, thats what happens when you are in power through fraud, deciet, and vote tampering. The same bunch of crooks who got GEJ there are the one exposing him as the utter and absolute failure and weakling he is. Someone should tell me just 1 good thing this monkey has done since hes been in power! |
I voted GEJ this year. And it was the most stup1d thing I ever did in my entire life. I will happily leave my bias and ignore this blindness called ethnic sentiment and vote in someone who will do the job right. The best guy who scared corruption isnt a Yoruba or my ibo brother, it was a guy from the North. I dont care where the candidate is coming from as long hes the right guy |
@Harem: You are awesome! So bread and akara na Naija Burger? I might do that business here! ![]() Ehn: @all: Jesus! Why did they have to imperil this people. Tinubu will soon buy the entire Mermaids and Mermans island and turn it to Eko Atlantic Phase II. Abeg leave this fish people alone o. And, Abeg, wetin wey concern Lagos with this 0.2%. And do these people even vote or are they registered part of Lagos population? Fash, abeg, ignore the foreign media. Come to the main land and island. I get 5 houses there and not one of them has an accessible road ![]() |
GEJ gets a slap like his boss did. LOL. God bless you prof. May you live longer jare. |
@CyberG. How dare you attack the chimp in command. @CyberG x2: How dare you attack Beaf. Hes a like the Hydra. The guy has several heads, cut one, many more grows (I mean, they pay the pr1ck salary to attack anybody irregardless of how stupid Beaf himself or the Chimp in Command sounds). Abeg bros, u nor be hercules o. Leave beaf and GEJ alone ![]() |
This Beaf is an Oloshi. The same SaharaReporter and Tunde Bakare that fought tooth and nail to get GEJ to become a President when Turai Yaradua showed how useless and incapable and spineless he is. I have one thing to say to you: Is your soul really worth that peanuts you are paid? |
EEEEEEyyyy! My head O! I think Boko Haram and GEJ have a blood sacrifice deal. I suspect they are using those slaughtered to do some kind of ritual. Call it bomb blast jazz. I nor care! WTF for Chrissakes! ![]() |
Where is Beaf! You should be fired! See how the Minister of Works, Mr. Mike Onolememen did an excellent job without name calling and clarified an issue without any form of nazi propaganda. Why does GEJ flock himself with bum-kissers and failures. He should get more of Onolememen abeg who can explain issues. I am sure if they get the right people for the job, this subsidy issue wont be a big deal if properly explained to the masses. |
The Advantage of BK 1. What a useless country Nigeria is 2. What a super-useless presido y'all voted in. 3. How useless Nigerians are to vote this chicken into power. 4. How useless and lame your security agencies are: SSS, Police, Military, MOPOL, anti-terrorist (a well organized BK will kill GEJ within 12 hours) 5. How some bunch of broke al-majiris came shake the pants of the bum of GEJ and make him hide indoor during our 51st birthday. Men 6. And yes, what a bunch of cowards we've got in power starting from the commander in chief. 7. And how useless the religious bodies in Nigeria are. Not even the Supreme Islamic Council could get to these youths. 8. And the deep rot and level of continued decadence is eating up the country. 9. And yes, how ironic, how dumb and completely m0ronic the poster is to think the killing of Ibos and Yorubas who are the main targets is decimating the hausa. Ode! ![]() |
alj_harem dont worry I will send an invitation to come to Malay. the girls here arent as hawt as naija babes but dem good for bed ![]() its time i start pulling my entire root from this crazy country. the money i will use for the process will quadruple by the time gej is done farting on all ya. |
I heard him curse them. He was speaking in tongues: Boko-Die Die Die! F00l. Wasnt he one of those who kept quiet while Naija Christendom sanctioned this oloshi to rule over us. Dem never bomb u, na ur church and university be d next target in Jesus Name. |
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