₦airaland Forum

Sile12:
16. Chicken’s feet,(World wide) East Asia, Caribbean, South America and South Africa.

This ain't a big deal as long as it is well peppered

Shortyy:
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Which Light? Wetin Light here?

"The Dullardests"

JESU!

Oh Boy, It was near madness in Zenith Bank Utako (Abuja) today. Come see different Professional Liars.
Na me first you come, nor be me give you biro when you take fill form? Why did you leave the queue to go and sit down?

Non of us knew, we were gonna spend the whole day there. It was mental and physical tortures. Come see display of various local government madness. I was in Zenith Bank by 9am, collected the BVN print out by 3.20pm.

What makes me like Naija, na this mixture of various ethnic madness; though the experience was unpleasant, but I enjoyed it a bit. Women, una can lie? "queue shunters" lol. Abeg na joke oh!

He promised ALL these? Now I understand why the Confusion.
Ayam interested in promise number 19 though.
JESUS, Buhari is in serious wahala. Hope OP didn't exaggerate these Promises?

Drinkwater:
Sheun didn't notice this I guess

I like your name "Drinkwater" lol.

starlingslimnet:
Children have tooked over nairaland

No, it is "Childrens has tooked over nairaland"

herald9:
what do you mean?

We for don deploy since nah! Black man get restraint? Nor vex, na joke oh!

Nevermind the dullards. Born to rule morons, lying cows!

Russians: over 8,000 nuclear war heads, these guys ain't smiling oh. If they were blacks, God knows HE would have lost planet Earth.

In less than 8 years ur toto don born 4 boys; If I be ur husband? Wait, few quick questions: What is d condition of ur toto now?; What is d economic condition of u and ur husband, when be say if them just fork u, u go born? U nor dey born girls? Do u have a career?

Lol. @Op, Church address abeg. Why wife cheap pass husband nah?

This Mother Rabbit is more brave than drake2. If I had encountered this in say Lagos; I would have fled to Abuja.

I fear snakes die, though I have eaten it twice during NYSC in Anambra. Na one brave female born again chemical engineer from OAU dey cook am. Tasted like Chicken.

Chinese man on Igbo Woman? Very strange. I thought its always the other way.

Could you post the Woman's Picture? Is she an Nsukka Woman? And the Chinese a road construction technician in Obolo Afor road?

Ayam not convinced yet.

Editor1:
www.thecable.ng/buhari-okays-return-military-checkpoints-frontline-states

dullard, dullarder, dullardest!

"I made my family disappear " I loved ds kid

sportsmaster:
......

Thank God. I just found the mad man that just escaped ward 32, Yaba Psychatric Hospital.

Lol. Has He been extracted back to ward 32?

Why was he waving at Cows?

tosyne2much:
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Number 5? maybe ok.

But in Abuja, if you have a decent accommodation; all the things you mentioned do not make sense.

oluwawilliams:
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This People when dey chop human beings? Are they civilized now?

The early DD syndrome has blighted our high hopes.

Wake up, Will you?

Ezenwammadu:
l hope somebody has informed him that Mandela is dead and apartheid over before he goes on a long rant demanding the relase of mandela and the end of the apartheid regime

Wish I could meet that Lawless Luggard who precipitated this nonsense into existence.

Now, My Naija friends overseas just dey laugh me everyday each time they see these pictures.

bigmodo:
It is mutual. Her close friend told me she is dying for me.

Did you start as a salesman? what exactly do you want to sell in your salesgirl?

Are you both educated or non educated salespersons? Your answer(s) will inform a better advisory. But I think if you both belong to the same group, the better.

@OP: Is this picture from Kogi State? Make una nor curse me oh, abeg. Thank you!

brooklyn49:
sir, I will help u interpret the dream without a token..(Joseph tinz)...

the Igbo u saw was actually Ikechuckwu Ekweremadu
the "you" was actually not you but one Ahmed Ti**bu...
mocked u in the dream right??
that's exactly what Nigerians are doing tinubu now...thank u man of God™

Brooklyn! Love ur post. I shared, liked and quoted it.

Is it true, this Man contested for SUG President in Unilag? And that he hopes to contest after his death to become president of the spirits?

(Gordon's comedy)