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who said "slowpoke"? I said "M0r0n"

Please who is this "INOKI"? I heard it represented its Kinds sometime in the past at the "large African Apes Congress".

selingel:
...lol. You must be a comedian. Anyway, a couple of them are still around. Nigeria Airways used to be one of the best airlines in the world then. I think, it was so good then that, at a time became number 4 in the world. Just like many other govt parastatals, corruption by govt appointees, brought the airline to its knees. Should the workers now pay for the sins of others?

Kkkkkk. Many thanks. Now am informed

Please educational me and my friends. Wetin be "Nigerian Airways" cos i do not know the meaning. Is it a research institute? or a Nigerian NASA equivalent? Where is it located and why the agitation for posthumous salary?. I thought all members of staff of Nigerian Airways died with it.

If ur female boss is under other bosses, ur work experience may be hellish. cos every delay or job not well done, na ur head e go enter oh. It may be something if she had told u in time, wud have been perfected before d ogas at d top may need it. She will turn u into a magician even at short notices. lol.

ABC Luxury Bus, Chisco etc. last time i did it was 12th of December but i stopped at Ibadan. was 5000 naira

davidylan:
how did you get into the phd program with no particular research focus?

Actually I do have a focus, just need expanded views from multi disciplinary backgrounds that i may incorporate into what I already have to thicken the "Conceptual Framework"

Davidylan, thank you for your anticipated input.

Great thread. B.sc, M.sc (Agronomy and Soils). PhD(Energy and Environment) in view. All in Ibadan. But I need quick help with research topics on energy and environment. Gracias!

Veeey:
One picture is not worth a thousand words for me sir.

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That third pix tho...

Please can I meet her daughter(s)?

Bros Thanks, "that third picture" she is really beautiful.

babyfun:
Albino dey black?

lol. u guys? una nor well ooh!

Onmason:
There just has to be something to keep us occupied because 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop' Maybe cooking, gardening, exercising, reading the bible, attending qoir practice, singing, dancing, swimming, maybe, just MAYBE.....but for us to know precisely what, I strongly suggest that the author of the topic visits heaven to bring us the EXPO, lol!

lol@ the " EXPO". U be "Aro ooh" (this is not an insult ooh). Love your comment though

[quote author=rawpadgin post=28657061][/quote]I go insult Person here one day o, how u go ask where is Warri? U be m......?

holatin:
beautiful masquerade

lol. I couldn't resist viewing your profile.

drake2:
Mumu. why u no come UI?

sorry sorry sorry, u ain't mumu. sorry abeg

Mumu. why u no come UI?

prince3009:
My mum received a call this morning while lying on her sick bed, it was someone who claimed to be an FRSC official. He claimed that there was someone involved in a ghastly motor accident whom she (my mum) knew and that she should call back...i was already all set for work so i decided to call the number. When i did, the "FRSC" man asked where i was and i told him i was in Abuja. He then said that there was a ghastly motor accident which occurred along the Lokoja/Abuja road and a woman whom we supposedly know was involved.

He said he got my mum's number from the woman's phone and that though she is alive, she is in a very critical condition. According to him, the 3 people sitting down beside her died on the spot and the woman needed urgent medical attention. He further inquired if i knew any Red Cross number and i said no. I told him to simply use the woman's number to call me so that i would be able to ascertain her identity by tallying it with the contacts on my mum's phone or mine so we could know if she was a close relative but he responded by saying that there was no credit in the woman's phone and that he tried the "Call Me Back" method which did not work. He finally broke the camel's back by saying i should send MTN Recharge Card of about N400 to him so he could load the phone and call me back with it. I told him that i would send him just N100 but he insisted it must be N400 or at least N200. That was when it dawned on me. I was so upset cos my mum is a High BP and Diabetic patient which culminated to a stroke months back and was still recovering in my house only for them to spring this up on her. I managed to calm both her and my younger sister down by telling them it was a prank call from a scammer and related my reasons to them.

If you are reading this and got a similar call, please share your experience and for those who have not, be wary...IT IS A CHEAP SCAM!

JEHOVA bless you!

hE wOn'T wIn

This rubbish happened to me one time. Almost slept with my girl friend's sister back in the days in Akwaibom. Don't doubt the guy if he told you about the Devil. Till now, I just can't fathom what the Devil came over me, was in shame till I left. Forgive him please.

UI

engllishmart:
I jus dey wit my guys 4 club and I don high wella wetin I go do my dear nairalooters my name na amu na otu. I even Bleep ashawo today. Seun na akpamu. I go bomb nairaland I swear wit my prick. Idiot na seun

U must be really drunk. lol. falls on the floor again!

ceaz4r:
Kai, I de laff in Arabic!
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Ifeanyi(from Asaba, Delta state): Abunam onye Igbo (I'm not Igbo)

Tejiri (from Abraka, Delta state): No, is a lie, you are Igbo!

Ifeanyi: No, I am from Anioma.
Emeka (from Abia state): is Anioma not Igbo language, which means Good/Beautiful Land?

Ifeanyi: No, is not Igbo language but resembles Igbo language.

Tosan (from Warri, Delta state): Even your name Ifeanyi is Igbo! So what are you saying?

Ifeany: well.... Emm..

Preye(from Bomadi, Delta state) All we know is that Delta state belongs to these three tribes: Urhobo, Itsekiri, and Ijaw!! So anybody speaking Igbo language or what resembles Igbo language (as you 'smartly' put it) is not part of us in Delta state Ooo! Know that now.

Amaka (from Anambra state) : So Delta Igbos (or Anioma people), where do you people belong?! These people have made is clear to you people in several ways that you are not part of them (Urhobo, Itsekiri, and Ijaw). See how Warri and environ is being transformed into a mega city, one would think its the state ccapital!! While Asaba is just there in name as the state capital. Even Oghara rose from the sub-urban into a mega town!! Delta North, SHAME!!

Joseph: Wait, but how can a people who speak a language that belongs to a particular Tribe claim they are not from that tribe!!

Chukwuma (from Obiaruku, Delta state) because our parents say it is the Igbos that caused the war when they did the first coup in Nigeria. And this made the Delta North people to suffer much during the war especially Asaba people.

Adamu (from Kogi): The Soldier who plotted that coup was Maj Chukwuma Kaduna Nzeogwu from OKPANAM, ASABA, DELTA state, do you realise that? So in the real sense of it, you people caused the trouble you blame the Igbos to have caused!!!

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Really wanted to spill my rage on you, but very painfully changed my mind.

unmask:
If this is the way you prepare it, why won't it kill you?..... Don't you watch the adverts on TV?

lol

acmev2:
Lovely

Absurd

96recordsbiz:
FP things catch up at 96recordsbiz..com

wow! like seriously? Happy Birthday sir. God is awesome!

Impressive picture, are you sure you took this photograph yourself?

speechless

YungwizzzyPt7:
Ojuju calabar

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......... chokes!

irukandji89:
Do you mean while its still attached?

If so, don't worry abt that.

Plants also "breathe"

Just follow ∂ instructions.

Make it tight.
After some days it will collect moisture by itself.

Try it, and see how easy it is. *Smiling*

kkk. Thanks

irukandji89:
Its hard to perform air layering while its raining non stop daily.

Great topic, many thanks for sharing. Please how does d potting mixture get moisture?

brownlord:
CNN

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I love fellow Nigerians