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Ranoscky: I rather become a gay than to sleep with geneviv. i hate that stu-pid b!!tch!

It runs in your blood...

aieromon: Shior,on a good day,can she compete with D'banj's admirers.
Your ten seconds of fame is over.

Describe D'banj in one word!..

[quote author=weirdkay]Wen some nigerians never see money buy ps3 dem dey launch 4...........
Them just dey use us make money......we too have d same brainz they do.........we shld try nd start makin our's........i knw we can.........#team

our kind of games can not be put into digital mode e.g. suwe, buggle ball buggle ball, bread and butter..... they are better manual.

Tnot: Ti okete ba dagba...

Team mate...

Once this silly ban takes effect, people will start updating pictures with bottle water things...

Fogman: The guys behind tecno knows their onions. Ask and average phone dealer the fastest selling phone and you will agree with me that in few years to come, Tecno will be the no 1 phone in Naija.

Thank God you said Naija...

A lot will sit in their rooms and write rubbish, go read the story of the jos people and fulani, before you come write shit. The jos people started it all, so let them enjoy the killing music they played.... Fulani are not killing Christians or Muslems, they are killing their counterparts...

Make believe... Even adult dey fail..

bcomputer101: UNIBEN student union should mobilized students for a peaceful protest.

Peaceful protest don't work in Nigeria's Democracy...

So all the better pet don finish?

naanxie: You don't look bad! Like ur confidence too! But i just don't dig light-skinned guys naturally! So i wldnt say u'r d most handsome!

Aunty. Abeg he's still a boy...

To hell with BRT, and why do BRT deserves a special lane? Btw Fashola no wan see beggers for road, so weitin make the guy do? Though I no support a deaf man driving oh.

medamillion: What is hidden 4rm everyone is very clear 2 Allah, if this is d plan of terrorists and their sponsors 2 quench d light of islam, they will surely perish with their ambition. Stop ur bad comments against islam so u won't blame urself in d hereafter!

Its won't work, because Islam can never be commercialised...

Kslib: Hmmmn,ok ooohhh!! Weda na MOJO abi na blue film be una name,make una no dare smell Nigeria cos if una try am ehn,we go just invade Niger and colonise una in 3 days.. Whick kain see finish be dis one sef,una tink say boko haram pass our military power? Na just cos dem dey hide under civilians dats why we dey try minimize the damage..
MOJO!! MOJO!! MOJO!! How many times did i call you.. I just pity the people of Niger cos na dier life una dey endanger. If una try pim for naija,walahi una country go become "VALLEY OF DRY BONES",una body kuku dey before,so the right word to use should be "VALLEY OF POWDERED BONES"..
Stupid goats wey never chop bellefun wan begin fight for one allah wey no even know say animals like una dey exist..
ISLAM!! ISLAM!! ISLAM!!! How many times did i call you? Which kain religion be dis one sef? Haba,the damage wey dis religion don cause this world is too much. After una go begin call am "Religion of peace",which kain peace be dat one sef? Una go dey say "these terrorists do not understand islam" BUT you go see person wey don study quaran for 40 years dey carry weapon attack people. so una mean say for all those years,the person no still understand quaran? Abegi,make una go siddon..
Why e be say no xtian don misunderstand bible to the extent of carrying weapons and killing for christ.. If una know say una wan go sleep with 72virgins,den make una come out worldwide like real men and declare battle without hiding,i SWEAR,IN JUST ONE WEEK,JUST ONE WEEK ISLAM WILL BE HISTORY AND EVERYBODY WILL REST.. RELIGION OF P*SS.. Even king of swaizaland sef don Bleep wetin pass 72virgins for earth here.. Some stupid aboki wey dey impotent,d ones wey dey release wen dem see breasts and d wan wey no get prick wan Bleep 72virgins..lmao

When this guy actully started, I was thinking his gonna become a great writer like achebe, but along the line, he divert to the spirit of ignorance. If you must know, america is the people behind this... Are there no muslems in yoruba? How many of your family dem kill?

This womn is just too good, up up evi..

Try nonse with my father, and you will sure have a nollywood movie.. Tgged true life marks..

Mowire: My question: Was it necessary to declare SOE to achieve this?

Its not necessary to put salt in food, mitcheew see f**lish question.

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Naija will not fall for this.....

This na nice dvert for MTNn port ooh, as the sneakers big pass her, them go just change the color, then she pull it and wear the one that fits her leg...na porting oh...

dplomaticVal: Only Fools
Inform Their
Opponents bout Their
Attacking Strategy

America will even show you, yet they will finish you.. They re only giving room for dialogue....

tortoise is a domestic animal, I own one when I was much younger, you can feed it with rice, tuwo, eba and bread, but mind you, tortoise shit dey smell wella oooooooo...

Okija juju: I think we should recruit these Niggars to go after Boko Haram..

And they will become the boko fterwords...

We don't need pictures, you said they are faceless, now you say they are running, we believe, just clear them ll... As far as Niaja will be in peace, keep the pics to your self.

pureguide: even if you are who cares?
no be person dy carry the HIV? na Ghost?

Even if na Ghost, Olamide and Phyno go still get whenever dem dey Ghost mode.

There's a hidden message in the art work... But only God knows if its eveil or Good.

ayobase: Now some of us are barking cos this particular "stampede" is related to the church particularly pastored by "T.B. Joshua".

Even I'm Mecca, there are records of stampede, even during festivals, there are records of stampede. Even campaign and election, there are issues of stampede. Stampede also during peaceful demonstration.

Stampede at stadium.....stampede when struggling for survival....

In whatever way, the unfortunate ones suffer this among the crowd aiming for a purpose.....let's not drag church into this!

Why don't u blame the stampeders!

And must you bring Mecca into this?

Can the police force try this in Nassarawa State?

Instead of praising God, fools re talking about malaysia... No be only malaysi na malaria...

they re trying to redeem the civil defence... Oga at the top things..

Pure marketing, for real how many of us here know the brand until now?

oldtime: Stealing from Banks, Killing innocent People, To fight for "allah" this allah must be so lame that he cannot fight for himself, Who is this allah? MohamMAD has deceived a lot of people; Religion of PIS is really cancerous
This religion that cannot save a soul and cure him of hate and wickedness, a religion of sword, blood and booty MohamMAD killed, committed incest, a pedophile. Why should anyone be surprised about what his legacy has become.
There are so many faults in MohaMAD. You cannot find a fault in JESUS. He is the sinless SON of God.” Son of God” this is the most annoying word to Islamist

And are you a christian? Where in the bible did Jesus said goat like you to judge for him? I remembered the word said, thou shalt not judge...

Enough of this dragging of Allah's name in the mud, any idiot can kill and the weak securities will say its boko haram.... Muslems have to come out nd face this animals, why always chanting Allah's name when carrying out their evil act? I guess sultan of Sokoto is not carrying out his duties...