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Lmao! I thought you fuckers were rooting for him during the primaries. Nigerians are the worst! Tinubu for the win abeg! |
Lol. Nigerians and online elections |
PNomsule:Oshimen would literally piss on him |
How much are they even paying this boy messiah? I low-key wish Ronaldo waited the season out |
I sha know say all the people masturbating and cumming on Arsenal's half time loss yesterday won't see 3 points this weekend. 1-1 FT |
If anyone rejects the old notes from you, don't accept the old 100 naira notes from them, accept only the one Jonathan changed, the centenary one. |
FlawlessKarl:Your madness no get cure. E money is Tinubu's boy. If you don't know you no fit know lai lai. Have you seen him anywhere endorsing Obi? Or Biafra for that matter. He is Lagos made. |
Classic! Chelshit fans were here earlier in the afternoon masturbating on the Arsenal thread . Fuckers cost me 9k, 33k, 42k and 71k (4:45pm live matches). Only Chelsea in all those games. Pre match and live games. What a shitty club!!!! |
darthv:Who told you? They're now demanding ransom in USD |
GODPUNISHALABI:What's the colour and shape of your problem? |
Olasyke:Bro I basically slept naked and this morning all my body dey literally pain me, just my top layer skin until I went under the sheets for some warmth that i felt relieved and that's just the returning Harmattan. Hypothermia is no joke |
1. Tinubu is the cause of Nigeria's problems since 1914 😒 2. PitObi is the Messiah preached about since the civil war🤪 3. Atiku is just a dark horse/third wheel 😝 4. Buhari is a genius for using new Naira notes to frustrate Tinubu because he has 80% of the cash in circulation😤 5. PitObi in support of Buhari's decision because as a former bank chairman, his connections will make his own cash swap seamlessly easy😅 6. PitObi fans quick to queue behind their Messiah and begin to praise Buhari whom they've cursed for the past 8 years😫 7. Tinubu comes out to the media to pit against the redesign whilst PitObi and Atiku are in support🤑 8. The citizens begin to feel the heat and somehow this is all Tinubu's fault😵 9. Naturally, cash run business owners begin to protest, they are labelled urchins.😕 10. Just over a week to elections and the country is about to fall into disarray but somehow this is all Tinubu's fault🤕 11. PitObi church fans are sure he's the Messiah but PitObi won't die for anyone 😆 12. Nigerians are more confused than ever and like every election season, our short term memory dey always show.🤮 13........ |
That's why you'd see them when they're grown wearing just a regular turtleneck sweater in 5 degrees weather whereas an African who grew up in Africa will wear two sweaters and four jackets 🤣 |
Urheadmaster:Go back to your hometown and live and work there, I dare you |
Nigerians are Nigeria's #1 problem It's very easy to point fingers. These problems have been building up since before 1960 so why blame one political party. I sincerely hope the Labour party wins this election so I can watch and laugh as the populace rain curses on their new messiah in due time. |
Midway into February 2022 and a few days to the general elections touted to be one of the most important in our short history, anarchy looms on the streets in this never before seen pre-election demonstration of violence stemming from avoidable circumstances. When the CBN governor announced the redesign of the 200, 500 and 1000 notes, the president backed him up saying it would stem kidnapping, terrorism, etc. Those were his major excuses. Since then, terrorists have been seen in multiple videos with bundles of the new notes. People are being kidnapped with ransom demanded in USD. You begin to wonder who this policy favours. When we entered the new year, the excuses changed to the Naira redesign would ensure there would be almost no case of vote buying in the forthcoming elections. Knowing Nigeria, I'm 100% sure all our corrupt elite already swapped their old for new notes before the turn of the new year. They're in the corrupt system deeper than the average citizens know their way around it. The CBN is just as corrupt as any other institution in this country and will no doubt support these elite in obtaining the redesigned notes. New notes whilst scarce on the streets, showed up being sprayed at parties in faraway USA and strip clubs in Lagos and Port Harcourt as well as during political campaigns nationwide. Obviously, these new notes have been bought off by our political cabals who have safe houses they stack cash. Many of their associates became POS agents overnight paving the way for street side POS agents to increase the volume of their greed which in turn is killing the average citizen. Imagine someone who worked the whole January for 40k salary being told he has to buy his hard-earned wages with 6k. If that isn't demonic, I don't know what is. This can only happen in a failed state. This years elections will witness the worst case of vote buying in our history. Why? Because of the scarcity of cash obviously! People have sold their votes for 1000 Naira or less in the past elections where there was abundant cash flowing despite the high rate of poverty. This year's elections would be spectacular as people are desperate for cash in this cash run economy. The cashless policy cannot be rushed into a population like ours. It must be eased into it. Nigeria is failing and from the looks of it, things are about to get worse. A big shout out to Nigerians that japa'd in 2022. I no know who get sense pass between them and Nicolas Tesla. My humble opinion |
2aces:When you go dark side, you know where your soul operates |
CoronaVirusRelo:Yeah you can't do that. You can only willingly sell it. No demon would give you that deal. As for AKA some people say he had it coming. I say who am I to judge. |
Alcatraz001:US is not Nigeria. In any case, this is a form of extremism that must not be condoned and spoken against strongly. There were kids in that church. Their minds have been turned in a way that changes forever. You can watch action film with guns at home it's okay but coming to a Nigerian Christian Church and the leader preaches with a gun in hand, that's a whole new level of crazy. |
Person life go just dey another human's hands. |
Love how Manure fans are taking a shite on their team especially their superb coach. Man I fans are disgusting |
Reading comments from Manure fans and I can't say I'm disappointed...most plastic fans ever after Chelshit fans |
Whatever this game ends, the entire planet knows we ain't no pushovers now and forever more coyg! |
phoneport:Broski, normally, it's rude to complain about your family especially when you're complaining to billions of people. Royalty in the human race is sacred, whether in England, ,UAE, Riyadh, or Oyo. |
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