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I have 20 of these. 28k each
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virginprincess:You're codedly justifying coded runs |
Hamachi:People will fail you |
jefe03:Many of the best things we're using now such as the computer or phone you're using to read this, and almost every day to day items were invented by people who don't flog their kids and adults that were never flogged as kids. Let that just sink in. The world is moving forward. Spare the rod and spoil the child no dey work again. Those words were written thousands of years ago. Haba! Them flog me tire...na me spoil pass. |
The flogging of a thing is a culture forced on us by years of slavery. You will find it all over Africa but nowhere else. Not like Oyinbo no dey spank kids o but we go dey flog pikin like theif till he/she is 17 sef. Growing up, dem flog me die from house and school. It only made me more rugged because I'm not a cow. |
She for just kuku dey do Onlyfans |
fman:Calm down Mr Delusional. I said I'd be surprised. You dey generalize when people are using phones that fold. I didn't say whether you use or don't use an iphone but I guess either way, you see it as an identity away from poverty lmao |
jeromestarks:11 na the key. Homework is for parents and guardians too. You can teach your child better than any other human during these development years |
ivandragon:We can only work with competency. Integrity and openness eludes the national politics of almost every country on earth. Hence the popular saying 'The government is lying to you'. For competency we know who to vote for but we've decided to gamble a non achiever. To each his own |
BAT made the "Emi Lokan" statement before the primaries. He wasn't talking to Nigerians about the presidency. He was talking to his fellow party members that it was his turn to be the flag bearer since many people were already talking about Osibanjo as the party's champion in 2023. The double standard there is that all three major presidential aspirants have the 'it's my turn' mentality otherwise, the other two wouldn't jump from party to party just to clinch the presidential ticket. Even Wike that isn't an aspirant believes it's his turn that's why he's been mad at his party members for a while now. The internet has made a lot of Nigerians zombies. They can't think for themselves anymore. They wait for half baked journalists, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and tiktok influencers and click bait bloggers to do the thinking for them and it's quite sad to say the least. |
fman:You said everybody. Lol. You're delusional. I'd be surprised if you have a 12 or 13 sef |
Way back in secondary school, I dey obtain money from rich kid juniors. If I mark you and you no get the funds...you don dey owe me automatically and I go treat you like a debtor. I even kept a small note for a list of my debtors cos interest dey grow on the debt. Lol. I even recruited some people to do collection for me. Mafia shit. This was a full boarding school. School found out. Disgraced me on assembly on cold morning. They brought a table for us to lie on. I was the last to get flogged. As a bad guy I just dey chest am whilst looking into the teary eyes of my very short girlfriend in front of the line. Nawa o. OP you carry me go far |
Make money and do giveaway on Twitter |
Dsalvo:My brother, I stand fit. Them no fit shake me. |
Brains and big bombom....my poison |
LMAO! OP said BAT is terrified of Obi. Lmao! Bola Ahmed Tinubu is terrified of Atiku's boy |
immortalcrown:I choose not to be herded by social media and popular opinion. My brain dey work. I no be zombie. |
This table will continue to shake until June 2023. So I want to humbly place this table in this thread on a rickety generator. This is my opinion. Stick it up yours. I thank God that these two candidates served as governors during the same years. I thank God that I grew up around this time. I thank God that I grew up in Lagos. Growing up Catholic, I'd heard things about a certain governor in the east who was so fanatic, if you weren't Catholic, you couldn't work with/for him. Well, that's just hearsay. I thank God I witnessed the most liberal Nigerian Muslim as governor whose first lady is a pastor. I thank God because when I'm old and the young ones ask a wise old man what happened in 2023, I won't be shy to say I stood behind the best candidate. We all know that the geographical location of Lagos as well as the fact that it has been Nigeria's administrative capital far longer than we've been a democracy is why it's growth has been progressive. Lagos isn't the only coastal city in Nigeria. We've been treated to many videos online of swift transformations of entire cities in a short period of time. Multiple states have had multiple governors under different parties with different ideologies (majorly political prostitution and theivery) to develop their regions. Lagos has grown in leaps and bounds because of the vision of a man not to slack because of Lagos' geographical advantage but to improve and bring it to the status of an envious megacity despite its small size and dense population. A daunting task. Security, Waste management, Expansion (Land Reclamation), Taxation, Economic growth, etc, needed to be tackled head on. Bola Ahmed Tinubu excelled. Millions more poured into Lagos because of this despite having elected governors in their states. Anambra has the most billionaires in the SE. I haven't heard any other spectacular news coming out of Anambra growing up (well, apart from a serious epidemic of money rituals). Nothing out of the ordinary. Kano is an ancient city which everyone knows, filled with wealthy billionaires and paupers alike. Kano or Anambra state has never had any governor as outstanding as BAT in terms of achievements in office. Take it or leave it. Now, post governorship achievements, if we went there, nobody ranks higher than BAT. How do you explain to someone in the year 2042 that you went for a viral political prostitute over a man with a proven track record and political ideology that has made Lagos one of the fastest growing cities in the world? |
phorget:When you wake up each morning, sing this song; "Oh Eledumare, yo mi ninu trenches. Make my brain dey function, make my money plenty". |
tehilah92:Na to divorce straightaway. |
Like Atiku like Obi
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On everything betting platform, they tell you to gamble responsibly. If you don't want to be responsible for your actions, just blame the devil or a demon for it. But if you gambled and won a 40m, na God. Abeg rest |
festacman:You're joking, right? First ask yourself if you can mention 2 successful politicians Gowon politically anointed in his local government sef |
God bless you for this piece of history. They will still come for your head because any piece of history that places them in the wrong is blasphemy. |
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imagrg:The aiding part is the keynote. Some people are actively doing it i.e they're cheating on their partner with someone they are well aware is also cheating their partner everytime they collide internally. |
That's like asking a shark to visit Sahara |
Nobody holy is all I'm trying to say |
Disclaimer This doesn't include married people. If you cheat in a marriage, you have no excuse. Guys say girls cheat. Girls say guys cheat. The truth is that cheating is never gender based. No gender is loyal. Most relationships start as a triangle. There's almost always a third (or fourth) party that is currently in a relationship with either (or both) of the new partners. Point is, approximately 70% of relationships start with at least one partner in another relationship. Essentially, until you're married, you're aiding and abetting different cheats regardless of gender. Scenario 1 Guy (let's call him LocalMan) goes to the beach with friends. His babe called a raincheck. LocalMan links up with a girl(let's call her LocalGirl) there that turns out to be more than just a voluptuous body. LocalGirl is single (or is she?). They drink and dance and electricity flows. New love is born. They exchange numbers and stay in touch. Days turn into weeks and LocalMan has witnessed inside LocalGirl. Soon his babe becomes his ex. Weeks turn to months, LocalMan and LocalGirl are planning a wedding. Months turn to years and they look like the perfect couple/family. No harm, no foul in the eyes of the admirers. Scenario 2 Girl (LocalGirl) is in an broke relationship. She likes it like that even though the lack of funds is in sapa levels. LocalGirl goes to her hometown for a week for her cousin's wedding. There she meets a guy (LocalMan) who is her spec (rich). Being her spec (moneybag) breaks all her barriers as she's not accustomed to such. She falls deeply for his good looks (money). LocalMan is an introvert without many friends talkless of girlfriend. The more he shies away, she gets more intrigued. They decide to sleep together. Local man is oblivious of current boyfriend. LocalGirl returns to her base and before the end of the week, she remembers her climax (smell of mint notes) with LocalMan. She smiles inwardly and calls him...weeks turn to months and LocalGirl and LocalGuy are engaged. Their pre-wedding pictures are posted online and admirers see no harm no foul. All of us are guilty of this thing one way or the other. Aiding and abetting a cheater doesn't make you any different. If your partner cheats on you, no reason am. Just move on, most likely your next partner will cheat on their partner with you to start the new relationship. |
English no go kill person. The use of word Lord in the bible no go kill person. You can call Sango, Zeus, Thor or any thunder and lightening entities to strike somebody. They are gods. If you decide not to call these entities gods, that's your own problem. English go just dey dey laugh you |
10mobile:Lol. Try a more positive approach to life. |
Ishilove:If they want to start taking people to Mars today, her application no go waste time. |
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