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sexiestharam:
The ree are Nigerians that are addicted to soft drinks. I have a friend who hasn't drank water in a year. Just drinks.

Omo this one wey na marital issues dey hit front page back to back so, Aje shey we go marry so

Placebo effect.

And how is this front page worthy?

Good for him

Ofemmanu1:
Seven Kings must die.

Did you see the series? S1-S5? It was interesting.

mejai:
I hope say thermostat still dey, abi dey don remove am. I no wan hear overheating abi top gasket burn for mid air.

If e overheat, you go dey pack for mid air then open bonnet make breeze blow the engine small then continue.

Ofemmanu1:
Athelstan ko, Lord Uthread ni.

Hollywood no go Kee you.

The last kingdom comes to mind.

Comrade, in fact, this single event will become an irrefutable proof of the supernatural. And the Atheists shall come to believe lest they be damned

ekanx27:
Please do all you can to travel to Iceland, there is no single fly there. I wan see if your village people go still teleport enter.

I enjoy using the vertical tabs feature on Edge.

I use notepad

People no dey talk about .Net/C#, Java/Spring Boot for this place na so so Nodejs, php, Django.

How the heck does one learn Linux, bash scripting, git and Github, C programming, Python,HTML, CSS, JavaScript, React,Nodejs, Typescript, Database Management, Devops etc in 12 f**king months? Damn!

God speed to you Bruv!

Lilosio:
Las Las you go still ask for 2k or 5k

NewKidInTown:
Can you please mentinn the courses sir? It will be helpful to me.

Computer Science
Software Engineering
Cyber Security
Medicine;most courses in the health field
Pharmacy
Mechanical Engineering
Architecture
Etc

DELL DELL DELL.

OP go to Roadmap.sh

And where do you think the cloud storage is located?

Megabig:
This feels like 1980, Others are going to cloud and you are having on premise data center, make una de innovate, don’t just build because others did. Saving terabytes in a country where u have to ensure the center is constantly powered isn’t a good idea, I know this is an elephant project to milk us but if you are in IT, you will laugh over this sort of things…
Even the US high and top secret data are stored in private clouds which is way cheaper and maintained by the vendors. Na wa ohhhhh

Oh OK, Lemme download and watch.

flexyrule:
Phew. My bad...

Chiwetel Ejiofor


Na this small Campari wey I take dey show me shege this afternoon.

There is no movie from Tom Hanks with the title "2012"

flexyrule:
YEAR IN YEAR OUT... My favourite movie has always being "2012" by Tom Hanks.

In that movie, I learnt that money rule the world. And if life could be bought with money, alot of elites we look up to will make a way for themselves and their families and ignore our black a$$es.

You just gotta hustle your way to the top...

My FAVOURITE songs have always been Eminem's "Sing for the moment" and Jay Rock's No Joke... These lines motivate me the most...

My momma told me tread softly, gotta keep them feds off me
Gotta keep the guards on me, I know them mothafuckas want me
Know I gotta hold it down
Know I gotta run my town
Know tomorrows never promised
Know I gotta get it now
Know I got a job to finish
Know I need stock to grow
Know I need Lord's forgiveness
Know I've been through obstacles
Know I gotta shit on niggas
Know I gotta do my thang
Knowin' that I'm knee deep
Know the drama that it brings
Know I can't trust these hoes
Know I can't chase these bitches
Know I gotta chase this bread
Know I gotta push these Benzes
Know I gotta push these trucks
Know I gotta paint these pictures
Know I gotta give it up
Know you better mind your business
Know I gotta stay silent
Know I can't fall for nothing
Know I know hard times
Know I gotta stay humble
Know I gotta keep it gangsta
Know you gotta come and get me
Know I gotta keep it pushin'
Know you can't Bleep with me
I don't wanna have to hit you with this fo' mayne
Burn ya whole block down like propane
Over that cocaine, tryna get mo' change
If you ain't know, now you know mayne!
Slang game green rain, sleet, hail, snow
Finna take another trip to the liquor store
The fiends wanna smoke and you can get smoked cuz
These streets ain't no motherfucking joke

If you ain't a hustler, or a rap lover... You never can relate!



Oh... And J Cole's "Yours truly"....

A part of the lyrics that gets me.... :

It's beauty in the struggle, ugliness in the success
Hear my words or listen to my signal of distress
I grew up in the city and know sometimes we had less
Compared to some of my niggas down the block, man, we were blessed
And life can't be no fairytale, no once upon a time
But I be goddamned if a nigga don't be tryin'
So tell me, mama please, why you be drinking all the time?
Does all the pain he brought you still linger in your mind?
'Cause pain still lingers on mine
On the road to riches, listen, this is what you'll find
The good news is, nigga, you came a long way
The bad news is, nigga, you went the wrong way
Think being broke was better

Chorus
No such thing as a life that's better than yours
No such thing as a life that's better than yours (think being broke was better)
No such thing as a life that's better than yours
No such thing, no such thing
(Think being broke was better, yeah)
For what's money without happiness?
Or hard times without the people you love?
Though I'm not sure what's 'bout to happen next
I asked for strength from the Lord up above
'Cause I've been strong so far
But I can feel my grip loosening
Quick, do something before you lose it for good
Get it back and use it for good
And touch the people how you did like before
I'm tired of livin' with demons 'cause they always inviting more
Think being broke was better
Now I don't mean that phrase with no disrespect
To all my niggas out there living in debt
Cashing minimal checks
Turn on the TV see a nigga Rolex
And fantasize about a life with no stress
I mean this shit sincerely
And that's a nigga who was once in your shoes
Living with nothin' to lose
I hope one day you hear me
Always gon' be a bigger house somewhere, but nigga feel me
'Long as the people in that motherfucker love you dearly
Always gon' be a whip that's better than the one you got
Always gon' be some clothes that's fresher than the one's you rock
Always gon' be a bitch that's badder out there on the tours
But you ain't never gon' be happy 'til you love yours


No such thing as a life that's better than yours (love yours)
No such thing as a life that's better than yours (love yours)
No such thing as a life that's better than yours (love yours)
No such thing, no such thing
Heart beatin' fast, let a nigga know that he alive
Fake niggas, mad snakes
Snakes in the grass let a nigga know that he arrived.

okeofabiriba:
Please I was asked to post a video on my socials as first assignment stating that I have been accepted for the program, is it compulsory? And must it be a video?

No, not really, I think it is just to promote ALX. I

OP na mint factory fault

Beth2544:
Depression is one of the worst feeling ever....if you ever feel depressed just know you aren't alone....talk to someone you really trust,it will lift the burden a bit,even though most people don't know what it feels like been depressed,there are people who do and totally understand how you feel.....i'm a suicide survivor and i know with my story i can help more people...don't forget to keep breathing !!

Do you watch porn and masturbate frequently or get high frequently?
Note that it is common to experience depression after engaging in any of the above.

OP, you be werey

Not sleeping on your back too can help to reduce snoring,sleep chest down.

ChngedChnges:
https://chat.whatsapp
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Pls try this

Link is dead.

OP don't go below 70,even the outdoor unit alone can very well be sold for 70

HardMirror:
Not spiritual.
This is a warning for men. You can NEVER attain your potential when you allow women into your life. They will waste all your brain power and time on discussing useless things. Your 24 hours would be wasted on nonsense. They will call you in the morning and night you will lack direction. You will be spending stupidly.

Dang! I have to frame this.

Gangster1ms:
The Drake Curse

Dah nigga nah werey

Goal, Up France, Up Africa.

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