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Nice one thanks

I will say aye a hundred times

Naija men no the ever carry last

Thanks for the advice

ril19:
OP add graphic pics because the thought of how that man's diick will be lost is already graphic

The Crock May Just Decide To Have Only The Diick And Walk Away.

This one is enough already

hkidola00:
i swear I get d pic on my fone, can't stop laffing, e be like randy Orton sudden RKO

me too

I can see the sign of the period when men will marry seven wives

i just can't stop laughing.

At the Marriage Registry, when the whole program was coming to an end, and it was time for the Newly Wedded Couple to Sign the Marriage Certificate, the wife signed with SMILES and JOY and when it was the turn of the Man to Sign the Marriage Certificate, He started CRYING and everybody in the Hall were wondering what the matter was. As the Wife was petting him to Sign the more he Cried. He eventually SIGNED but was not Happy at all. My INTELLIGENT PEOPLE, what do you think should be the cause of His CRYING at that Great and wonderful Occasion? Because he refused to say anything, he was just looking at the Wife's face. Let us test our INTELLIGENCE here. I shall tell you later what the Cry was all about.

Joshkeith:
I am igbo. From imo state to be precise. This Biafran Agitation is no use. I do not know their reasons for that or why they feel alienated. People that witnessed the biafran war from 1967-1970, never want it to happen again. Even the igbos do not trust each other let alone having a country of their own. Ojukwu lied he wanted to get help from other countries but fled for good. Until he was pardoned. Pls biafra agitation is useless, and I hope it dies. We are all nigerians. Seccession in a country is to be a crime. And any ethnic group in it or anyone agitating for it should be brought to justice.

tell them my brother

woow!God is a miracle worker

Nice write-up

The one I saw in jos this morning is more than this

OK.let us wait for dasuki's bail

A FATHER'S ADVICE TO HIS SON WHEN HE WAS SEARCHING FOR A WIFE...
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"My son, I will be very sincere with you. Do not worry about the size of a woman buttock or breast but worry about the size of her heart and brain. Worry about the size of her love and endurance. Because after 5 or 10 years, it will not be about the breast or buttock.
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As you can see, your mum now has a flat chest and almost flat buttock but we still live together happily, I still love her and she still love me.
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Be careful of a woman that loves money. I mean the woman that talks every time about her hair, cloths, shoes, bags panties and make-ups.
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Marriage is not all about these things. Without make-up, cloths, shoes and panties, a good marriage will still stand but without love, no marriage can stand.
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When I got married to your mum, I didn’t have a car or house of my own. I was not even educated. But I had dreams and she appreciate and support me. Any woman that does not support your dream is not worth (thinking-a-minute) about.
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There are women that will see your dreams better than you, you are lucky if you find one,
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My son, open your ears very well, there is a kind of woman you should avoid, do not make a mistake to marry this kind of woman or you will regret it. I mean a woman that always has bad things to say about everyone. If you see this kind of woman, run away.
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One of the worst kind of woman you can marry is the one that complains about everything. If you buy this, she says you should have bought that, if you do this, she said you should have done that.:.. Please stay away!
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Most women enjoy talking but the one who talks for two hours and listen for two minutes is a potential ‘bomb’. Be wise"!!!

We the nigerians are wise now.Now it's change not people deceiving people (pdp)

macphilip:
very soon, boko haram would be a thing of the past

amen

No body knows the date.25th was chosen to represent the date

Thumbs up to you op

this problem is increasing by each passing day

lol

may God help us in this country

Nice phone but I'm afraid to buy it because of previous experiences

This phone die

This may not be the best time for me to write on this because of misinterpretations, but I can no longer resist the push. "Husband Scarcity" has become one of the challenges faced by many young girls today. If you go to prayer houses, majority of the intentions are prayer for a life partner. And this calls for concern. Casting our minds back to the time of our mothers and grandmothers, was there really much of a "Husband Scarcity" problem? Or, maybe there were more men than women then, or there was an adequate corresponding numbers of both genders. I don't think so. Maybe then, the women had values and were prepared to build a home and not park into a built home. Then, once a young man comes of age and can at least feed himself and his wife, he goes out in search of a wife and the woman really appreciates him and helps him to build a future. What am I really trying to say? We created what we now see as "Husband Scarcity" for ourselves. Today, the reverse is the case. Ask an average girl to define her dream husband; you get things like "he has to be tall, handsome, fair, and rich, own a house at least, and be presentable" and then she adds "God fearing" in order not to sound so worldly. Then, check the number of girls around you and the number of men that meet that standard, and you will see the problem. You hear girls say, "I cannot suffer in my father's house and then go and start suffering with a man." What a wonderful dream! What if from the beginning, you have everything you want and there is no suffering, and later in the marriage, the table turns around, then comes suffering? Will you run away? No one prays for suffering, but it is good to start small and end big, than start big and end small. The problem is that the description majority of girls give of their ideal man is virtually the same. When 50 girls want the same kind of man and the man that fits what they want is just 1 man, and the man can only pick one. Then, what becomes of 49 others? They simply start lamenting of "Husband Scarcity". Another irony of our time is that it is hard, due to the face of our economy to find a man who is of marriage age who possesses all those things these ladies want, legally (except those involved in Internet fraud); even the number of those in Internet fraud is not enough to match all those searching for already made husbands. If you look around, majority of the ladies of substance, of good value and virtue, who are ready to build a home with a man who has prospects, are married and not complaining of husband scarcity. The easiest way to find a husband now, is to change your view of who a husband is. A husband is that man God made and then saw that it may be hard for him to really actualize his purpose for making him, without a help mate and then made the woman and gave to him, and he felt complete and fulfilled. MARRIAGE IS NOT A POVERTY ALLEVIATION PROGRAM. It is a mission of building the family of God here on earth. For those who see marriage as a way out of poverty, it is a way into bondage. Women are HOME BUILDERS, not HOME WARMERS... DON'T CONFUSE A MAN'S PATH WITH HIS DESTINY. Where he is today, may only be a route to where God has destined him to be tomorrow. Another truth is that YOU MAY BE THE ONLY FAST MEANS TO THAT HIS DESTINATION. Join in alleviating "husband scarcity". PICK UP THE RIGHT VALUES. I am not saying that you should pick anyone that comes your way and talks of marriage, not all men are husband materials. What I am saying is that you should stop setting your standard on material acquisitions or physical appearances. Look beyond the physical. WHAT MAKES A MAN WHO HE IS, IS NOT WHAT HE OWNS OR HOW HE LOOKS, IT IS WHAT HE IS MADE UP OF. And that which he is made of is, most times, not seen with the physical eyes, only its effects can be seen. Marriage is a permanent thing. Whatever is seen is temporal and that which is not seen is permanent. Relax and go to God in prayer. God did not just make Eve for making sake; He made her for Adam's need to be truncated

ok.I think it's time for christmas shopping

I measure my riches according to the number of people i put smile on their faces not on cloths, cars, e.t.c

let us wait and see

uniform is for the youth

I suggest we see them without them with makeup because this makeup is really hiding the real beauty.

benuejosh:
please tell me itz photoshop

This picture is not photo shop.I have seen it before

Happy new year Nairaland.Good to see you all in 2015