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Why do you people keep calling this animal alligator? Make una try use Google small

This is a Monitor Lizard...

Alligators are the shorter version of crocodile

Asphyxiation is not uncommon in persons who are dead drunk. What the report has not clearly said is WHAT caused the Asphyxiation...
Was it aspiration of his vomit or was he strangled ot was there Oxygen deprivation from either CARBON Monoxide inhalation or suffocation? We need more info...
This is an interesting case

Has the Lion been "arrested" and interrogated to ascertain what caused the "accident"?

Rip to the poor man... Killed by a Lion... **Braveheart**

Until the "real owners" snatched ya cars...

That's a Puff Adder... Please you guys should be careful with those particular snakes, abeg!!!

People see smooth roads, and are tempted to speed in poorly maintained cars with poor safety conditions. Then we have NO emergency services on our roads (waste of time)...
Then like someone said, limited IQ has a part to play...

We have a major problem as a country shaaa

God rest those poor souls that perished... Its tragic!

Why can we have a standard for police vehicles which will ensure ruggedness and durability? Buying cars which can barely be used as private cars with limited safety ratings all to satisfy some contractor is not the best...

Gbese ré oh!

chineduemmao:
na wa oo are you for real? Oga not everybody here is stupid. if you must be told that, now realise it.

Well, yours is obviously infectious to even the worst of the most stupid brain dead carcasses

TheVictorious:
Okay, but which of the quote(s) is/are not true sir?

My apologies, I was trying to refer to the quote you referenced. Not your comment.

TheVictorious:
kenny714433, Horlawoomey, skysailor, chemystery, wayisshut, KahlDrogo, monex, eyinjuege, delishpot, aceTS, chineduemmao, ILoveChess, quentin06, folly22. What do you guys think.

Statsocial please come and see this.

The above quote is not true...
I have watched a little boy die from rabies and his bark was distinctive. It was really a touching situation.

Rabies is not common in developed countries with the removal of stray dogs and control of rabies. As for African countries, we are still for from controlling rabies and stray dogs

Sleyanya1:



Jeeeezzz....May God please heal this young life.


Back in the days when we play around with dogs, it's a normal 'threat' to us just to make us be scared of dogs.

I actually think it was a Myth.

This video got me believing that this is so real.

Dogs had beaten I and my friends in the past at least more than ones ( as in not Aje dogs o (Ori nshi dogs) ).

Maybe it was God's grace Or this species of rabbies wasn't around then.

I think a medical research should be made about this.

Speedy absolute recovery to this boy

IJN

There's NO speedy recovery for this case. Once the barking begins, death is certain.
I've watched a boy die in the same way. It's just like a joke but when the barking starts, it's game over...#sad

Sense should fall on that security guard abeg oh! See stupid risk opening the fangs like that! Hiaaaaannnn

Another set of Ambulances getting set to be PARKED at our teaching hospitals...

When you go round these hospitals and see the number of parked ambulances, you get depressed!

The best is that they will be used to buy fuel and other activities which they are NOT made for

Please take this post down... No such thing is happening in Lafia. Let's stop this propaganda nonsense.
I live in Lafia and yes, I'm Igbo. And yes I'm vigilant but this is just crass rubbish

Safety and Security

Safety has been highlighted by all, but remember, someone is out there looking for a car to pinch. Buy pedal locks, the local one with padlocks, and if you can afford it, try a tracker or comprehensive insurance.
Avoid late nights and always pin down and wind up your glasses in traffic and strange areas

Gudfrie:
This is not a python.......its either a puff adder or a rattle snake

Rattlesnakes are NOT in Africa, talkless of Nigeria

Surely a viper. Beware, more may be close by

The ride has long gone to Jos or Kano or KD...
Stop searching Abuja and start searching neighbouring states. Best bet is Kano.

It will be hard without a tracker. Lost my 98 Honda Academy in 2010. Luckily it was tracked and I recovered it in Jos two days later. My mind NEVER went to Jos. Think of uncommon locations or forget it and move on...

Haba! This is an old video now! And the story is false! The guy drove off with a police man on his bonnet who tried to stop him at a check point... Please stop misleading people

Muafrika2:
Looks like a cobra.

Do u know what a cobra looks like? Why not try to watch NatGeo sometimes or at least google cobra

Oh Lord!

All of you people calling this animal an alligator really need new brains
A simple opportunity with Google will educate you properly. Phones are not just for social media and raining insults

This is a Monitor Lizard.

Hi,
I know this is more than a year ago, but can you still refurbish my four units of 200Ah deep cycle batteries? I stay in Abuja. Pls email me on daniel.nze@gmail.com for us to discuss more.
Thanks

If the song isn't about cucumber, then I'm not interested!!!!

infantlion:
Hello fellow Nairanders,

Once upon a time in 2016, I fell in love with a beautiful damsel who happened to be a virgin. We became very intimate and had great sex.After sex, she always thanked me for making her feel so extraordinary.As at that time, I was madly in love with her.

We got engaged in December 2016 in a grant style due to the fact that am working as a graduate engineer in a multinational firm.

I sincerely had the intention of taking her to the altar until early February, my friend alerted me that he saw my girl in a club with four(4) young men...I got worried and quickly called, her phone rang, no response.I gave her 458 missed calls until later in the evening, she answered"Nkem, am so sorry, I was sleeping while your calls came through"

I wept and called my friend to confirm if his is very sure of what he told me...He insisted.I kept wondering, how could an engaged woman flirt around with guys? I was shocked because I got 95% of what women need-money, good sex,good looking, good job e.t.c

In a nutshell, I invited her to my place and interrogated her and she admitted that she went to club with those guys but nothing happened.No woman would truly agree that she "spreaded" her legs for another man.

My feelings for her crashed to 0%..She pleaded for 30 days until she involved my pastor.My pastor told me to embrace forgiveness which I did...We started all over again and she promised to be faithful, loyal and honest at all times..

A month later she took in.The badnews came as a shock to me because I never cum inside her whenever we had sex...I quickly rushed to see my family doctor.He told me there is 100% chances of any woman to get pregnant with the method I adopted.

Due to the fact that my feelings for her is still at 0%, I begged her for an abortion and she replied"over my dead body"..Her family called me and I told them I am not ready and they threatened to arrest me...They sent her to my house last week with her protruded stomach without my consent...It was very late and I had no choice than to let her in.

Luck ran out of her this morning when she got a call from one Pastor Mike...I was curious to know if it is "hygienic" for a pastor to call a beautiful damsel in the early hours of the day...I questioned her and she told me the guy is a genuine pastor...
Me:pastor of which church?
She:Catholic Church
Do catholic church ordain pastors?

I called the so-called Pastor Mike and he said, he is not a pastor.

I have contacted my family and friends, but am not yet comfortable with their counsel.

One good thing about Nairanders is that from the bad, the good and the ugly comments, a wise OP should be able to get something out of nothing.

Long live Nairanders!!!
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

FAKE STORY!!! 458 Missed calls my foot... virgin and great sex at the first go... Protruding stomach of how many months pregnancy

NEXT!!!!!

Some people sha! God gave u a snake farm, free of charge, worth millions in snake leather and you just messed up... Ask Buratai how much he's making...lwkm

Abuja has recently become unsafe... We now live with one eye wide open
We need better security

Above 140km/hr is a no no for me

That's a black cobra not mamba. You don't know what a mamba looks like. The fastest and most venomous snake in the world would have bitten u many times before you even got a chance to strike it once... Its a cobra pleaae

It's only on Nairaland that people will hear one side of a story and jump like Olympians into poorly deduced conclusions...

Always listen to both sides and have sense to analyse critically before jumping into conclusions Nairalanders

That's a Gaboon viper... Docile but deadly. Thats why it let u kill it. Rattlesnakes are found only in America and are distinguished by their rattler

Chai!!!!! What did this innocent snake ever do to you people