₦airaland Forum

Wahala for who think say this man no know wetin him dey do... He knows all hes been doing to us

PeaceforNigeria:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/08/give-me-licence-buy-ak-47s-amotekun-corps-governor-makinde-laments-killings-oyo-community

One way to empowered the Amotekun is to liaise with Civil Defence and fund them to get more arms and jointly operate with the Amotekun. At least they can legally buy and use AK or AR rifles

PeaceforNigeria:
https://dailytrust.com/twitter-ban-dont-access-social-networking-via-vpn-apc-warns-nigerians

God punish you idiots

Eriokanmi:
Nor true OP. He was 3rd but 2nd serving COAS. Have you forgotten General
Alexander Ogomudia who was killed in the airforce copter which exploded mod air in bayelsa alongside gov yakowa of kaduna state?

Pls Alex Ogomudia is alive and well.
The person who died was Azazi, a FORMER COAS and at the time the current National Security Adviser to GEJ

oshozondii:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2021/05/muric-condemns-israels-state-terrorism.html?m=1

This self-acclaimed psycho-Prof is at it again, clutching straws and persistently displaying his penchant for twisting facts to suit his devilish narrative. This man is clearly a stooge of this ruling party, misusing religion to push his stupidity

festacman:
- It is neither a shame nor a taboo for a soldier to die fighting for his country as he had sworn to do.
- The Army has official documented procedures to follow before and after burial of every dead soldier.
- A family member MUST witness the burial of a fallen soldier in the OFFICIAL army grave-yard.
- Every dead soldier has senior and junior colleagues as well as friends who would know and naturally talk about the death of their guy.

So, why would Nigeria Army Authorities bury dead bodies of its fallen gallant soldiers secretly with ignominy when they didn't commit treason? Why?

Sahara Reporters?

The salaries and entitlements... Thats the key

Kundagarten:
He didn't understand the question. He thought they were asking him about bribery.
Yes o, Nigerian police are the best when it comes to bribery and brutality.

APC factional Chairman...

no1concept:
Dear Nairalanders,

This post was made by me on behalf of my cousin concerning a current situation he is in and would really love to get the much advice he can about this.

My cousin met this girl 3 years ago when he just finished Youth service and of course, didn't have much financially. He asked her out and the girl readily agreed. Ever since then, it has been a wonderful relationship for the both of them. This girl tolerates my cousin's flaws even when he might be in a bad mood. This girl landed a job before my cousin and through out the 8 months he was jobless, she always stood by him and never cheated once on him. She loves my cousin to the Moon and back.

After my cousin finally landed his first job here in Nigeria, he started applying for jobs in Scotland cos he really had the intention of relocating. He got frustrated after he couldn't land the Scotland jobs after 2 years and gave up. His girl always cheered him up and told him not to give up. She immediately took over the job applications for him which she made every single day from her place of work on her office computer. She, in addition, fasted and prayed for my cousin without his knowledge for him to land his dream job in Scotland.

5 months later, my cousin got an interview and landed the job. He is about relocating.

Now, my cousin is in a dilemma. He has strong intentions about marrying this girl but doesn't know what his moving to the Scotland may result. He can't marry her right now not make arrangements to relocate with her due to the high financial cost. So he intends on leaving first to later come back for her. However, he is absolutely oblivious of what being away from her for too long may cause and would not wish to stay away too long, get entwined with too much work that he forgets about her which will break the girl's heart. Although he and the girl has talked about this, she has said she would wait for him no matter how long it took but has said that the ball is in the court of cousin to decide.

So, my cousin came to me and I have come to you dear Nairalanders.

He is asking if there is a greater advantage in him continuing with the girl all the way from Scotland, defying a long distance relationship or if he should simply end the relationship by the simple reason of not breaking the girl's heart in the long run.

Note: My cousin lives this girl sooo much but wouldn't want to see her get hurt by him.

Yours opinions are very much needed.

Opinions can be given without need for sentimental insults please. Thank you.

Your cousin can do a quick court wedding to make her his legal wife and come back later to do the traditional and church stuff...

sapientia:
A serving police commissioner was killed in Enugu that year too.

His death is suspicious.

Asadu... I'm certain he was assassinated

The reward for destroying things worth economic value is to increase their salary. Issokay...

We are in serious trouble!

Facial nerve inflammation. You should take some low dose steroids and you'll be fine... Could be caused by a viral infection hence the runny nose

Favour2323:
Nairalanders, I'm about to do something my conscience doesn't agree with but it feels like the right decision to make. I have a boyfriend. We've been dating for the past 6 months. I love him. We were good friends before we started dating. I'm someone who doesn't trust easily and I like to assess a guy for a while before dating him. I assessed his intentions and I realised he didn't just want to have sex with me and leave. He loved me just as I loved him.

Three months ago I met this guy. At first I just saw him as a friend, but as I got to know him I started noticing the good qualities he possessed. He's very attractive, very intelligent and wellspoken. My conversations with him were so immersive. The little time I spent with him always left a profound impression on me. Soon I noticed I had started developing feelings for him. I was still in love with my boyfriend nevertheless.

One day the new guy asked me if I had a boyfriend. I told him I did. The next day he called me and said that he didn't want to interfere with my relationship. He said he had feelings for me and he couldn't remain friends with me when he knows I have a boyfriend. I told him that I had feelings for him as well and that we could still remain friends but he refused and suggested that we stopped talking. He hasn't called or texted me since that day.

This situation has left me in an emotional turmoil. This new guy represents everything I want in a guy and as much as I don't want to admit it, he possesses better qualities than my boyfriend. I can't imagine a life where I can't talk to him anymore. I really like him. His decision has left me in a dicey position. It's unfair to leave my boyfriend who has always been nice to me for someone else, but the new guy doesn't want to have anything to do with me again as long as I'm in a relationship.

Please I need advice. I don't want to make the wrong decision.

Hmmmmmmmm... Sounds very familiar...

Classical Sub-dural Hematoma... A silent killer from seemingly mild head trauma

Hemorrhagic stroke...

The wife suffered the physical and emotional trauma and the man suffered a severe emotional and psychological trauma. Being raped is terrible enough, a loved one witnessing it helplessly is equally distressing.

Both couples would have benefited from Strong psycho counselling but for their inadvertent ignorance...

Terrible!!!

Sanchez01:
Whatever your reasons are for not telling her holds no water. You established the relationship on a lie and deceit and it is somewhat hilarious that you are not sure whether or not you are getting the same treatment right now.

While I don't want to authoritatively assert that she cheated, I feel your best chance right now is to wait after nine months and run a DNA test on the child, albeit secretly (for your sake and hers).

On a lighter note, you probably should get sewing threads of different colours, say five, tie them simultaneously around a long broom or a long nail. Rub it against the dirt or sand to make it look dirty a bit and cook up a story about some practice in your parent's lineage. Ask her to confirm you own the pregnancy over the jargon you made, but not without warning her of the grave consequences. Your truth will come out.

Last, last, you both are truly meant for each other.

Best response on NL so far ��

enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

Super story

TallPck1:
So bad


How much be olosho sef??

The rape cases from the north is high and they claim to be holy.


Always looking for under age girls to screw. So sad.

She might not even get justice.

All we need is for her to point us in the right directions and we will see beheaded bastards on the streets



Thats all

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15647-snake-bites/management-and-treatment

You people should try to research more, read and stop spreading confabulated theories that don't work

jalonwins:
nice, let me add, u can actually use ur mouth to suck out the venom from the bite site and the venom will have not effect on the person sucking it; this is because venoms are made up of proteins and when u suck the venom into your mouth, ur digestive enzymes will digest the venom thereby rendering it impotent.

Who told you this please? You will end up poisoning yourself if you suck out the venom. Moreover, the venom doesnt stay waiting. The human blood supply is constantly flowing and by the time the bite is delivered, the blood carrying the venom has left the area moving towards the heart.

dawnomike:
1 - Tightly tie the upper region and lower region of the bite wit a rope to reduce the venom flow into the blood stream...

2 - Cut open the bite areawit a knife or blade and try to such out d venom

3 - place a cut of onions on d region.

NB: Do all d above while rushing the victim to the hospital

Pls do NOT do any of these as it will only worsen the situation. The only remedy is immediate anti-venom. If possible, kill the snake and take with u to the hospital for easy identification of the type of snake.
They should have rushed the poor boy to FMC Umuahia, which should have been easier to access rather than Aba.

This woman is a confirmed psychiatric case. She is a mad woman truly

That's a huge puff adder not a python...
Damn!!!

That's the work of ICPC not EFCC... Why does Magu love crossing his official boundaries??

You only scratched the surface but did not give other theories to the root causes.

You adduced speed as the cause but you did not mention the likely added effects of oscillations on the bridge and windshear from the lagoon. A combination of these three factors could lead to loss of control without any tire incident and a Summersault.

More studies need to be done to validate my points

muykem:
OPC should start warming up in case of any eventually. There is no need of playing victim card like our Igbo brother. We successfully destroyed Alimi (Fulani grandfather) and his warriors when he carried his lucky went too far by attempting to overrun OYO after took over Ilorin.

Noisemakers

Her madness has resumed again...

Psychiatric case

She's VERY qualified, as long as she reigns supreme from the enslaving caliphate which seeks to relegate all others to the dustbin of inferiority.


Hypocrites

AkataYeriYeri:
Empty barrels make the loudest noise .
Stop spamming everywhere!
Only you 8 posts , haba !
Does being a pdp apologist Make someone stupid?
I don’t understand .
Why do you people try so hard to make people think you’re the majority? Where as the situation is otherwise.
You guys create multiple accounts just to create multiple posts online day and night . Just to make that impression that you’re the majority. Who is deceiving who?
Na so una shout Atikulated up and down and you guys almost hijacked Nairaland with your articulated bullshit .
Las las nko . Atikulooter was sent back to Cameroon .
Naso una shout shout Adeleke this Adeleke that for Osun matter .
Las las nko . Appeal court sent the dancing clown to back to his village .
You pdp supporters are not the majority! The earlier you accept that fact , the better for your health !
Arrant nonsense !

Perhaps you should pause and read the balderdash you just wasted your valueless time and useless energy to write.
Being brain dead for persons like you is a one way ticket to an irreversible burial

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