₦airaland Forum

Ogalanyaidi:
First I want peace in my home and I've been enjoying relative peace in my home.

I've been married for less than a year. I called my wife to discuss how we could keep the house clean and I went on to tell her that she puts things where they shouldn't be. She got upset and called her mum, she was crying while speaking with her mum over the phone.

Her mom called and we both made peace I discovered that she was recording our argument but I chose not to confront her there and then.

A day later, I asked why she was recording me and she lied but I gave her facts and she agreed. She said if I've nothing to fear why am I being upset about it. She said I should record her too cus she observed that when we speak to her mum after an incident I don't say the whole truth.

We both live overseas and she is the only person I've here.

I want peace in my home and I don't like trouble

You're in Big trouble... Very Big trouble especially as you live overseas...

File a petition to the Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria with full details of the suspected quack. Do a copy to NMA and Fed Ministry of Health (Dept of Health Services) and relax and watch them do their due dilligence

Inside job!
Imagine a bullet proof van stopping when it could have sped off from the scene on road or off road... Those guys conveying the money never talk true finish

Crass ignorance!

merits:
this is a complete football team abeg.

They should represent the Onitsha Custodial Center Football team

Lassa Fever is REAL!

The plane landed safely madam. Crash landed and you're all walking out while the plane is in one piece... Ignorance

Phils:
One of the most poisonous snake in Nigeria.

Even though you look experienced in handling the creature, but be careful. Vipers are know to have fangs that can rotate back and front, together or independently. They can find a way to inject venom if not well immobilized.

These creature are dangerous, such that in many that are ovoviviparous (hold eggs inside their bodies, where they hatch inside emerge as living), the pregnant viper delivers on top of a tree to allow the newly delivered snake drop off and move on. A strike from the newly delivered snake can kill the mother-snake.

You sound like a seasoned snake enthusiast like myself. I hate the damn creatures but I admire them...
This is one hooooooge adder mehnnn

dichvu:
Please i need advise

I have been dating my girlfriend for some years now. She became an orphan recently, so I decided to open a shop for her so she can start earning something for her not to turn herself into something else since no family support.

Though she also invested all her savings into the business and I supported her also with the little i can. I thank God her business has been doing well and developing gradually.

But her behaviour has really changed seriously towards me. She hardly dail my number to check on me, she also goes out with any guy or men, she also password her phone, i cant even touch her phone, she will flare up. She will say it's nothing that she is just catching fun. I do overlook all this just to make peace rain.

Something happened yesterday that make me feel so bad. I told her I'm coming to visit her in her shop that if any food seller pass her shop, she should help me order food. So when I reached her side she told me to bring money that she can't use her money to buy food for me. I felt somehow inside with her response. I had to give her the money to get it because hunger dey wire me seriously.

So after I'm done eating, I was gisting with her but she is not responding, she was pressing phone, then a call entered and he told the man she is in her shop, that the man should stay at the junction that she is coming to meet him, she stood up and told me to be looking after her shop till she comes back. I was really dumbfounded and shocked, I coundn't utter any word as i don't want to talk or do anything silly as people are plenty around her shop. She left me there, I stood up also and left the shop. I really felt bad and sad. This is a person i have really tried my best for since she lost her parents. I'm planning to send her packing from the shop first, but my bro said i shouldnt try it that it's childish for me. He said I should chill for now. please I need your advice on how to go about this.

NOTE; I rent the shop for my MUM just to use it as her second shop to store her goods. Though the shop is too big, so i told her to let us split it into two, my gf can use the other half.

Baba, just collect your shop back and let her CATCH HER FUN... No mumu yourself oh

Cancer rates will triple in the population of Rivers State in the next five years.

Get ready for Lung Cancers, Breast Cancers, Colon cancers and Brain tumors.

Leukemia in children will triple...

This is a public health nightmare!

Souzin:
Please help me out.

I have an issue in my relationship and it's getting me really pissed.

So let me say this, I have only dated two persons, one sometime in 2016 and this new relationship that's been at it for 2 years.

My girlfriend seem to think it's cool for her to hangout with guys that are toasting or want to sleep with her.

These are the same ppl she calls friends, not ppl she has known for long oh but ppl she just met and want to sleep with her.

NOTE: my gf has really big ass, big enough it causes stares when we go out.

So you can imagine the number of advances she gets.

I really want to know from people, guys, do you allow your girlfriend hang out with such ppl?

Ladies, you do entertain such invites? why?

If your GF loves to sleep over at her chykers place and sees NOTHING WRONG, trust me, she's just a well packaged runs babe.
Just console yourself that you are dating a mid class runs babe. How can a goat be comfortable in the company of wolves? Bros, enjoy the s3x with her and find someone else that is mentally responsible in this age of s3xed up attitudes

Something is definitely wrong with you guys... Who the fuq eats a cobra? Python is okay but cobra God!

From my own personal experience, let them be. When next u see the girl, pretend you dont even know her. After the entire event, sit with her and resolve to forget your past. As far as both of you are now concerned, the past NEVER existed.
Let them live in peace and love (if they are in love)

How did a cobra get into your house man
Please fumigate and clear any unused or redundant property immediately. You may have more hanging around and if you have kids around its really going to be a dangerous environment for them.

Sometimes I just wonder the kind of people I'm sharing Nairaland with... Snake eaters everywhere, no sense of preservation of life... Every animal MUST be eaten... SHAME!

Bolaji26:
Someone should help me too.


What could this be.

I have been to the hospital but they see Ntn, they said maybe i am reacting to something

Having this on my head, chest , back neck and face.


It do itch me.



See Picture of the drugs prescribed for me by the doctor but i notice the spot is still there and once the medicine finish, it start appearing on those area again


Please help

This is a Herpes Zooster resolving rash

Herpes Zooster Rash

You could have what is called Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
No antibiotics will solve this. Its not a bacterial infection but your intestine being constantly irritated by something, most likely gluten based. The solution? See a Consultant Gastroenterologist for a proper review

So thats where Altmall came from? Wow!

Thebest12:
Hello Good morning nairalanders ,
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Pls I want to know am I about to experience heart break or I should do that now before she does it to me . My girlfriend just posted someone LOML . I just saw that on her stories. I investigated deeply and I found the guy's username . I saw that the guy has been commenting on her posts recently and I wonder why she posted the guy LOML . I tried to ask her but some people adviced me not to and that I should watch from distance. Okay just when I have decided to freestyle the matter , today again she posted same guy again . I am so pained right now , and confused.

Am I about to experience heart break .? Should I kuku end the relationship now ? Pls I need your advice

Sorry man... You're the SIDE GUY

mugnmuffin:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have an issue that has been on my mind for weeks now. My fiancé and I have been dating for over three years. I love him and he loves me too. We are physically attracted to each other. We’re both catholic but since I graduated, during my service year I gave my life to Christ, got saved and left the Catholic Church. So I’ve been a Pentecostal Christian since then. He on the other hand is still catholic. I subtly try to nudge him to consider getting saved, i.e acknowledging Christ as lord and savior and becoming born again but he is content with his laidback Christian life.

Earlier this year, he asked to meet my parents and I let him. My parents like him especially because my younger sis is married and they have been waiting for me too. They’re glad I’ve someone. However, after the introduction,I regret it. I’m now certain that he’s not the one. I think about my spiritual life and how lukewarm he is about the things of God, I think about kids and how we’ll raise the, with such differing views about God and I’m discouraged. I feel like I’m settling because he checks all the boxes on the checklist of physical attributes. Another mistake I made is, I didn’t pray about this decision and that worries me because anything that involves him,I just act with pausing to ask God, but I always ask God about other aspects of my life. So it’s like my associating with him is a minus for my spiritual life and that’s a huge cause for concern.

At this point, I want to tell my parents I am not convinced it’s him but I’m afraid of the disappointment this will cause. *sigh* I’ll appreciate your thoughts, comments, criticisms...

You're simply a CHURCHIST. Not a Christian.
If you truly love him, your life will be enough ministration for him. Not loving a man because of your religious inclination and belief is fundamentalism.

Toks2008:
lol well the truth is those shit coins could be major coins in years to come.

Just know what you are doing and if you must invest wisely, for for the known coins like Bitcoin, Etherium, lite coin ,dash and so on. And if you can get free coins why not.

Hmmmmmm
Even those ones have dropped the value of my cash investment by 30%!!!

Everything in this life is a scam somehow

Bello should think outside the box... organise a Friday/Saturday "Locked In" Groove. Nobody steps outside the club, create sleeping pads for "interested" patrons to "ease" off while clubbing. Club night starts at 6pm with entry and entry ends at 8pm. Keep the music low and ensure the gates are locked at 8pm

Wahala for who think say this man no know wetin him dey do... He knows all hes been doing to us

PeaceforNigeria:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/08/give-me-licence-buy-ak-47s-amotekun-corps-governor-makinde-laments-killings-oyo-community

One way to empowered the Amotekun is to liaise with Civil Defence and fund them to get more arms and jointly operate with the Amotekun. At least they can legally buy and use AK or AR rifles

PeaceforNigeria:
https://dailytrust.com/twitter-ban-dont-access-social-networking-via-vpn-apc-warns-nigerians

God punish you idiots

Eriokanmi:
Nor true OP. He was 3rd but 2nd serving COAS. Have you forgotten General
Alexander Ogomudia who was killed in the airforce copter which exploded mod air in bayelsa alongside gov yakowa of kaduna state?

Pls Alex Ogomudia is alive and well.
The person who died was Azazi, a FORMER COAS and at the time the current National Security Adviser to GEJ

oshozondii:
http://muslimrightsmuric..com/2021/05/muric-condemns-israels-state-terrorism.html?m=1

This self-acclaimed psycho-Prof is at it again, clutching straws and persistently displaying his penchant for twisting facts to suit his devilish narrative. This man is clearly a stooge of this ruling party, misusing religion to push his stupidity

festacman:
- It is neither a shame nor a taboo for a soldier to die fighting for his country as he had sworn to do.
- The Army has official documented procedures to follow before and after burial of every dead soldier.
- A family member MUST witness the burial of a fallen soldier in the OFFICIAL army grave-yard.
- Every dead soldier has senior and junior colleagues as well as friends who would know and naturally talk about the death of their guy.

So, why would Nigeria Army Authorities bury dead bodies of its fallen gallant soldiers secretly with ignominy when they didn't commit treason? Why?

Sahara Reporters?

The salaries and entitlements... Thats the key

Kundagarten:
He didn't understand the question. He thought they were asking him about bribery.
Yes o, Nigerian police are the best when it comes to bribery and brutality.

APC factional Chairman...

no1concept:
Dear Nairalanders,

This post was made by me on behalf of my cousin concerning a current situation he is in and would really love to get the much advice he can about this.

My cousin met this girl 3 years ago when he just finished Youth service and of course, didn't have much financially. He asked her out and the girl readily agreed. Ever since then, it has been a wonderful relationship for the both of them. This girl tolerates my cousin's flaws even when he might be in a bad mood. This girl landed a job before my cousin and through out the 8 months he was jobless, she always stood by him and never cheated once on him. She loves my cousin to the Moon and back.

After my cousin finally landed his first job here in Nigeria, he started applying for jobs in Scotland cos he really had the intention of relocating. He got frustrated after he couldn't land the Scotland jobs after 2 years and gave up. His girl always cheered him up and told him not to give up. She immediately took over the job applications for him which she made every single day from her place of work on her office computer. She, in addition, fasted and prayed for my cousin without his knowledge for him to land his dream job in Scotland.

5 months later, my cousin got an interview and landed the job. He is about relocating.

Now, my cousin is in a dilemma. He has strong intentions about marrying this girl but doesn't know what his moving to the Scotland may result. He can't marry her right now not make arrangements to relocate with her due to the high financial cost. So he intends on leaving first to later come back for her. However, he is absolutely oblivious of what being away from her for too long may cause and would not wish to stay away too long, get entwined with too much work that he forgets about her which will break the girl's heart. Although he and the girl has talked about this, she has said she would wait for him no matter how long it took but has said that the ball is in the court of cousin to decide.

So, my cousin came to me and I have come to you dear Nairalanders.

He is asking if there is a greater advantage in him continuing with the girl all the way from Scotland, defying a long distance relationship or if he should simply end the relationship by the simple reason of not breaking the girl's heart in the long run.

Note: My cousin lives this girl sooo much but wouldn't want to see her get hurt by him.

Yours opinions are very much needed.

Opinions can be given without need for sentimental insults please. Thank you.

Your cousin can do a quick court wedding to make her his legal wife and come back later to do the traditional and church stuff...