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An 18-carat solid gold toilet has been stolen in a burglary overnight at Blenheim Palace.
A gang broke into the Oxfordshire palace at about 04:50 BST and stole the artwork, Thames Valley Police said.
The working toilet - entitled America, which visitors had been invited to use - has not been found but a 66-year-old man has been arrested.
The burglary caused "significant damage and flooding" because the toilet was plumbed into the building, police said.
It was part of an exhibition by Italian conceptual artist Maurizio Cattelan that opened on Thursday.
The 18th Century stately home is a World Heritage Site and the birthplace of Sir Winston Churchill. It is currently closed while investigations continue.
Speaking last month, Edward Spencer-Churchill - half-brother of the current Duke of Marlborough - said he was relaxed about security for the artwork.
"It's not going to be the easiest thing to nick," he said.

Visitors to the exhibition were free to use the palace's throne for its intended purpose, with a three-minute time limit to avoid queues.
Det Insp Jess Milne, said: "The piece of art that has been stolen is a high-value toilet made out of gold that was on display at the palace.
"We believe a group of offenders used at least two vehicles during the offence.
"The artwork has not been recovered at this time but we are conducting a thorough investigation to find it and bring those responsible to justice."
In a tweet, Blenheim Palace said it would remain shut for the rest of the day, but would reopen on Sunday.
Palace chief executive Dominic Hare said they were "saddened by this extraordinary event, but also relieved no-one was hurt".
"We hope that the wonderful work of our dear friend Maurizio Cattelan becomes immortalised by this stupid and pointless act," he added.
The gold toilet was famously offered to US President Donald Trump in 2017.
The arrested man is in police custody.


https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620

olujaidi:
A fee a brokerage or other financial institution charges for safekeeping services. Safekeeping or custody is a service in which the brokerage or financial institution holds securities on behalf of the client, which reduces the risk of the client losing his/her assets.

There was a CBN circular a few years ago mandating banks to transfer client investments to custodians eg FBN Custodians, Zenith Custodians etc. It was displayed in banking halls all over the country. This means that your investments are no longer domiciled with the bank but with the Custodian. It's an additional layer of risk management

Your bank is simply an agent facilitating investment, divestment and settlement

Thanks

Nichesiteseo:
How do you break into freelancing without no skills?

Newsflash: You can’t!

Freelancing is selling a SKILL.

If you don’t have a skill then you have nothing to sell.

It’s not about which skill sells fast.

It’s about what value you can give others.

The more value you provide the faster you get paid.

Take Nairaland for example:

Seun is rolling in cash.

He provided massive value by creating a platform for people to come together and share ideas and stories at a time when nothing of the sort existed.

BOOM!

Don’t ever worry about money.

Don’t ever think of yourself and what you stand to gain.

The moment you do that, the moment the cards come crashing down.

Put others first.

And the world will be yours.

Hope this helps.

P.S. No one can tell you what skill to start with. We don’t know your background, strength or weakness. My advice is to first pick a market and then pick a skill based on the problem you see that market wants solved.

Mr Nichesiteseo, I respect you and what you doing here very much. Please, see this as my own little way of contributing to the development of this thread and not disconfirmation of your point

One can still go into freelancing without any skills. I have no skill, yet I'm a quite successful freelancer. All the person needs to do is to get the contract and outsource it... That's what I do.

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olujaidi:
Before I answer, I'd like to know if you were charged custody fee. If you were, do you understand why you paid that??

please, what's the essence of the custody fee, and how does it work?
I was charged 1,923.28

Vision4God:
Let me try in my own lil way,
To answer u, if you chose a year (365), and assuming it's at 11.68%, you will get N233, 600 as your interest.

Thank you very much
I've been able to get how to calculate the thing
For instance, if you're investing 2M for 360 days, that will be 360/365 × 12.30/100 × 2000000


(tenor/number of days in the year) × (discount rate/100) × amount

Acidosis:
It is irrational to put 2 million in a venture you know nothing about. Keep your money, and understand/learn the dynamics before delving into it.

Trust me, no one will answer your question as far as this thread is concerned.

please, I wish to talk to you privately. If you're less busy, I'll like you to explain some things to me. Can I drop my email address?

NL1960:
Calculating the least amount you will get requires three information from you. These are Principal, Tenor and Rate. You have only provided Principal.

Na only 'winch' fit know the Tenor and Rate wen dey your mind. I no be 'winch'.

The tenure is 91 days.
I don't know how to get the rate

Acidosis:
It is irrational to put 2 million in a venture you know nothing about. Keep your money, and understand/learn the dynamics before delving into it.

Trust me, no one will answer your question as far as this thread is concerned.

Thanks

If I put 2 million in treasury bill, what's the least amount I'm likely to get as interesting, please?

Is it pay on delivery?

That's their personal problem.


By the way, Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

MTAIYEM:
I am back!

Glory be to GOD! our result was released yesterday! Guess what? I passed!
I am also a clinical 1 student through God's grace!

Thank GOD for me all!

Congrats bro

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jetz:
using vpn solves that cos i have been rejected countless of times. Of recent i just booted in with vpn and applied, boom was approved!

what's the name of your vpn app, bro?

Jeanwandimi:
First of all, you can not withdraw any amount less than $100 on upwork. You have to accumulate funds till $100 or above. You can know how much you have by going to "Reports then overview". Your "AVAILABLE" is your money. You have to have $100 in your "AVAILABLE" to receive your money. But you need to complete the following first.
Now to the procedure in details.
For this to work, you need to have put a NIGERIAN address as your address.
Go to "SETTINGS" in your profile, then "GET PAID", then go all the way down to "PAYMENT METHODS" and add method.
The first option you would see there is the one recommended for Nigeria. It will be stated as
"DIRECT TO LOCAL BANK (NGN)
$0.99USD PER WITHDRAWAL" which will be deposited to your local bank account in NGN
Then click on "SET UP"
The next thing you would see is "ADD PAYMENT METHOD: DIRECT TO LOCAL BANK" and your bank information will be required.
You will be required to put in your "BANK SWIFT CODE"
Gtbank's SWIFT CODE IS "GTBINGLA"
This is how GTB arrived at such code.
First 4 characters of the swift code is the bank's code which is "GTBI" for gtbank.
Next 2 letters represent the country's code which is NG for Nigeria.
The last 2 characters is the bank's headquarters' location code which is LA for lagos. GTB headquarters is in lagos. So combining it, you have GTBINGLA.
Other bank users can follow the procedure to do theirs.
Then after you have input your swift code, upwork automatically detects the code and displays the address of GTB's headquarters which is 635 AKIN ADESOLA STREET, VICTORIA ISLAND LAGOS, NIGERIA.
Then below that you will input your account number and all your details.
THATS ALL.
PLS VERIFY THAT YOUR INFO IS CORRECT, IF NOT, YOU WONT BE PAID.
It is that easy. The great thing about this method is that you receive your money within minutes of your money reaching $100 or above depending on the withdrawal amount you set. Some set their money to be automatically sent at $100, some set it at $200, some set it at $500 etc. Mine is set to be withdrawn at $100 top up. Why would I wait for $200 or more
Another cool thing about this method is that you are charged $0.99USD per withdrawal. This is extremely cheap trust me.
There are other options such as PayPal, Payoneer etc, but those options are the previous ways to get money go Nigeria and it is usually way more than $0.99USD for the transaction. I am grateful to upwork for adding this new method. Don't pay anybody to receive money from upwork. It is now easy to get money directly to your account.
If you have further questions after that, let me know or send me a mail.

thank you very much bro, I really appreciate this.
I have just 74 dollars in my account, that means I can't withdraw now.

Jeanwandimi:
I joined nairaland to make this comment. Sorry this is late my friend. You can easily do that for crying out loud. THAT GUY MUST BE A CRIMINAL TO CHARGE YOU THAT HIGH. Its right there in your profile to set. I have been on upwork since November last year and I have been paid 4 times of ($100, $200, $400, $1200) respectively directly to my local bank which is GTB and the transfer charge is just 0.99$ for any amount you want to cash out. Is that not incredible. If you are interested, let me know so I can walk you through. I won't charge you any amount.

I'm very interested
walk me through it, please

Nichesiteseo:
Dre, I don’t unfortunately.

I withdraw funds using a Canadian PayPal Account. I have an arrangement with someone in Canada. You could ‘google’ this, I’m sure you’ll find how or something that works for you.

Anyone here wants to chip in?

thanks for getting back to me.

queenitee:
Close to the truth, we are always in school

you're in part what?

Mr Nichesiteseo, do you know how I can link my GTBank account to my upwork please?
A guy does it for 10k around my place but that's too expensive

queenitee:
My brother, I can say we have no life of our own. *sobs*

that's not true

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chiwill22:
congrats brother... You have a big God

thanks, bro

MTAIYEM:
congrats bro!
Grace will work for you continuously...!
hope to be in clinical 1 too in few months by GOD'S grace! ✌

Thanks, bro
Grace of God will be sufficient for you

profolaafe:
afeez

check your mail

profolaafe:
Wow, please how can I contact you sir??

Drop your email address

Thank you so much

@Amiru2018, @profolaafe, @owoukourua, @Coolxpaul, @mregghea and everyone else that created time to like

Yeah.. Oau

Everyone here should create some time to congratulate me please.
Our preclinical 2 result was released yesterday and I passed
By God's grace, I'm now a clinical 1 student ...
Glory be to God