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Who they tie the hand? Tell us ooo!!!!!

This guy creative no be small,

jamst:
god go punish you and those that liked ur rubbish post

ur god cannot punish us.

This group should focus its energy on the condemnation of boko-haram rather than this frivolous issue, people haven't died as a result of this allegations.

Vikkie14:
2. Volkswagen
The Volkswagen logo simply shows the letter of the company’s initials. The word “Volks” is German for people, while “Wagen” is German for car.

Volks wagen was hitlers idea,

Well, thay have recorded quite a number of success, they deserve to be put to more use. Let's see where it leads.

masonkz:
40something kids were blasted to death last week in the north. I guess they weren't created by same God.


or maybe they just weren't old enough to possess this kinda "faith".

Who is this darkening counsel
with words lacking knowledge?

 Prepare yourself like a man;
I will interrogate you,
and you will respond to me.

 Where were you
when I laid the earth’s foundations?
Tell me if you know.

 Who set its measurements?
Surely you know.

Who stretched a measuring tape on it?

On what were its footings sunk;
who laid its cornerstone,
 while the morning stars sang in unison
and all the divine beings shouted?

 Who enclosed the Sea behind doors
when it burst forth from the womb?

Have you gone to the sea’s sources,
walked in the chamber of the deep

Have you surveyed earth’s expanses?
Tell me if you know everything about it.

Where’s the road to the place
where light dwells;
darkness, where’s it located?

 Can you can take it to its territory;
do you know the paths to its house?

 You know, for you were born then;
you have lived such a long time!

Can you send lightning so that it goes
and then says to you, "I’m here"?

Prepare yourself like a man;
I will interrogate you,
and you will respond to me.

 Would you question my(God's) justice,
deem me (God) guilty
so you can be innocent?

 Or do you have an arm like God;
can you thunder with a voice like him?

 Adorn yourself
with splendor and majesty;
clothe yourself with honor and esteem.

Unleash your raging anger;
look on all the proud and humble them.

 Look on all the proud and debase them;
trample the wicked in their place.

 Hide them together in the dust;
bind their faces in a hidden place.

 Then I (God), even I (God), will praise you,
for your strong hand has delivered you.

Even if a dead man comes back to life and tell the whole world that heaven is real, majority will still not believe..

Take a life picture and you risk having a bullet at the back of your head! They don't find it funny

pheesayor:
Pushing this kind of thread the frontage is the highest mischief I've seen on Nairaland this year, how could you do such knowing there are Jonathanians waiting to feast on this and spread lies further to the gullible?

Buhari knows Nigeria is a secular state and could never have said that...

Is nigeria really a SECULAR state? How many times is sharia mentioned in the constitution? How many times is the word Islam used in the constitution? Several times my brother. But u CANNOT find a place where CHRIST or CHRISTIAN is been mentioned. This isn't a propaganda its REALITY.

amAZEing:
Buhari took Nigeria to Organization of Islamic Cpuntries. He registered Nigeria there. History cannot lie.

It was babangida not buhari, be corrected

Has anyone heard pastor Bosun's preaching on the plan to islamize Nigeria? Is this threading along that part?

Hoodlums everywhere, hoodlums did this, thugs did that. I fear for nigeria my country...

ITbomb:
It is 30k per day bro.
And you are all knitted with protective gear.

30k x 30 days = 900k per month as volunteers

Now I am interested. Any help?

Jane, she is MY celebrity crush (mine alone)

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and I am not THE beholder

This is commendable, 591 volunteers, so there are still people that love this country that much?
May God be with them cos to me that is suicide.

grandstar:
i was there in year 2000 or is it 2001 when he went to synagogue and was with tb joshua. i informed my cousin who was a pastor and he did not believe saying i probably did not know what oyakhilome looked liked. all are fake prophets

Who are you to judge who is a fake prophet or not? What knowledge do you even have to make such a pronouncement? Who gave you that authority? Who bestowed you that power to know what is fake and what is real according to the scriptures? You sit down there in your comfort zone and speak out of your canal mind what is even beyond your understanding! May the lord forgive your ignorance!

DopeAngel: nonsense! There are thousands of kids out there deserving more than life time salary.. Should we say this is a humanitarian service or what? Why is this so-called good deed coming at this time? Why hasn't he done since he was elected president right from the start? Sometimes, some good deeds just need to be questioned. Am not here to say APC till 2050 or whatever. Or GEJ forever #thats just my opinion tho

Don't be a pessimist, what he did was good, so many other Government abandoned this same man, and he choose to reward him, at least he didi it, direct your anger to the past government's that abandoned him. Its better late than never.

Flats to the taxi driver that returned 18 million naira, traffic warden and long serving "corper". who says honesty doesnt pay? Cudos GEJ for rewarding these sets of people that may never have taught of building a house in thier village, now they have a flat each in ABJ

GEJ just won my heart with what he did, successive head's of state and president abandoned this man. I Could remember when punch news paper revealed to us that he was ill treated and not given any special recongition by the government (he even painted is house green white green), but GEJ made ammendment.
Another thing he did that also impressed me today was the flat (flat in abuja ooo) he gave the honest taxi driver , a traffic warden and long serving "corper" (served under 9 consequtive head of state from Gowon-GEJ). Cudos GEJ

The only way to know when a politician is lying is wen his lips are moving

I wonder why people tag love as somethin that only occur between a man and a woman, which is not so. It is suppose to be a way of life. 1corinthians 13 1:8
Love is patient, love is kind, it isn’t jealous, it doesn’t brag, it isn’t arrogant, 5 it isn’t rude, it doesn’t seek its own advantage, it isn’t irritable, it doesn’t keep a record of complaints, 6 it isn’t happy with injustice, but it is happy with the truth.

7 Love puts up with all things, trusts in all things, hopes for all things, endures all things.
8 Love never fails.
If its not this then it is not love.

Its so frustrating and annoying, they do this any time of the day, in the morning, afternoon, night, mid-night! Nigerian. They are by far worse than spam mails!!!

CharlieMaria: Even the bible does not have the word bible in it

Yes it does, it was referred to as "the scripture" in the times of old, they were inform of scrolls, Jesus christ even read from it

PasD: Picture ofGod helpin or idonbelivit

Picture of you coming out of a woman or I don't believe u were born

It is NOT biblical, I also heard it in one of pastor Chris O preaching that it is not in the bible.

If you like ask am all the question wey dey dis world, the most important question you need to ask a girl BEFORE you marry her is "WILL U MARRY ME?" Which other question wan important pass that 1?

Well what I believe is that there should be sacrifises and understanding between the 2 parties, most scenerio u may ask her b4 marriage may not play out.

I always tell my female friends to say this prayer point, because I know they won't pray about it in their respective churches, its a very serious one, but they will say I am too raw
Pray that your hubby will not use is DI"N"k (C) to surfer you, ADURA!!!!!!

Job38:16 Have you gone to the sea’s sources, walked in the chamber of the deep?
Job38:8 Who enclosed the Sea behind doors when it burst forth from the womb
10 when I imposed my limit for it,
put on a bar and doors

11 and said, "You may come this far,
no farther;
here your proud waves stop"?

docjuli: Hey guys, this is my little contribution to Nairalanders.

Ingredients:

Burger rolls
Hamburger (you can use boneless beef and crush it with knife if you no wan buy am),
Burger Cheese (you can even use the laughing cow, Kiri) Bridel cheddar cheese for burger is good
Tomato (UTC tomato those strong ones or Cotonou but if you have some change lying around 4 pieces is about 200 at Shoprite or better still use ketchup)
Gherkins (looks like cucumber, the pickled one) it has a savoury taste but hey you can do without it sha or with cucumber
Lettuce
Mayonnaise ( I love Heinz but Leisieur is the oga here for me ooo you might even use those cheap mayonnaise all you need do is add a little Sprite by the way, Sprite with a cheap mayo can be a nice substitute to Salad Cream try dressing your salad with it, just make sure it is not too much ooo)


Cooking method:
Heat your fry pan with oil enough to cover the surface (preferably a non-stick (i love my non-stick and spatula) forget story you can use your fry pan and that garri stick (spatula ko spartacus ni), then if you are using the Shoprite harmburger no need to add any ingredients (already spiced), you will need to press the harmburger or allow it to fry like one minute turn it and bring it out, while holding the top, slice it with a knife into two, put it back; fry for like 2 mins back (careful not to let it burn, so turn it). et voila you are almost done.

Slice your burger rolls, apply the mayo, then lettuce, hamburger, ketchup, cheese and lettuce again in that order or your own order (play around). I didnt add onions, you may want to add it and pepper too).



BON APPETIT

The Damage:

Burger rolls (N60 for one)
Burger cheese (12 pieces around N600, you can use one for two burger) while Laughing Cow is around N250-300 (slice it)
Tomoto (better ones, no be those mumu watery ones: around N200) or Ketchup (Heinz) around N300
Gherkins/Cucumber (N150-200) but you fit bone the gherkins and settle with N50 cucumber
Lettuce (N50) If you wan better correct one na make you go La Pointe Supermarket or at Shoprite. No be small damage be that one ooo.
Mayonnaise (N200-500)

Shey na village formular b dis