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Health / Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by dreycomalfoy(m): 8:11pm On Feb 06
You are right.....this is CHRONIC PLAQUE PSORIASIS
Zadokzoe:
This looks like psoriasis. The plaques are dry , raised and most likely itchy. Micaceous scales as well. I might be wrong though.
Politics / Re: 5 Transport Coys, 28 Routes – See Details Of Federal Govt’s Intervention by dreycomalfoy(m): 10:53am On Dec 21, 2023
Opportunity to share money again 🙄
dre11:

Christmas: 5 Transport Coys, 28 Routes – See Details Of Federal Govt’s Intervention






https://leadership.ng/christmas-5-transport-coys-28-routes-see-details-of-federal-govts-intervention/

Previous thread:
Yuletide: Tinubu Approves 50% Waivers On Road, Rail Transport



Health / Re: Please Guys I Need A Medical Prescription. by dreycomalfoy(m): 8:54pm On Aug 14, 2023
A pharmacist is not a doctor.....pls let him/her see a doctor. Rash like this could be pointing to something else, like a serious medical condition

wittywriter:
Sorry

Try see a dermatologist or pharmacist.
I'll speak to one for you and show her this thread.
Get well soon.


Drop your digits you'll be reached.

Well...but why quote/post on my mention...? Kindly direct your suggestion to the OP.


Wittyness
Autos / Re: I Converted My Generator to LPG And Tested The Fuel Consumption/Cost by dreycomalfoy(m): 9:08pm On Jun 12, 2023
You left out one important info......how much did u spend to install the LPG carburettor?



GAZZUZZ:
In response to the removal of PMS subsidy.

I have installed an LPG/CNG carburettor that also works with PMS (petrol)

Kindly note

Fuel tank emptied via the supply hose .

Scale set to measure lpg as it is consumed in KG

1L of fuel measured out into a gallon and will be poured into gen.

Same amount of load will be applied in both instances .

Timer set to zero.

I will start with LPG.... Will run for 1KG and I will turn it off once it hits 1kg on the scale the
mark the time.

Next will be petrol PMS, it will also run for 1L then I will mark the amount of time it took before gen went off.

1kg of gas = ₦650 (June 12 2023)

1L of petrol = ₦500 (June 12 2023)

Let's start.

Any questions feel free to ask.


Modified summary


Total time of LPG - 197mins at #650/kg

= #3.3/min

Total time or petrol - 106 mins at #500/l

= #4.7/m

Another way of looking at it .

With Gas

By calculation

1kg of gas at 650naira per kg lasted 3.17hours (3hours 17mins)

How many kg of gas per hour
650/3.17= 205.

Cost per hour = ₦205

I.e ₦205 of gas lasted one hour

*With Petrol*

One liter at #500 lasted 1.46mins (one hour 46mins)

Cost per hour= 500/1.46 = ₦342


Conclusion LPG cheaper

Personally gas is so safer than pms any day, but I'll have to put out this warning.

WARNING!!!!

LPG IS FLAMMABLE.

THE GAS LINE AND GAS CYLINDER SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM NAKED FLAMES AND HOT SURFACES.

WHEN TROUBLESHOOTING A PROBLEM WITH YOUR GEN USE PMS ESPECIALLY FOR VALVE AND ELECTRICAL ISSUES.

FINALLY THE END PRODUCT IS STILL CARBON MONOXIDE AND GEN SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A CONFINEMENT, CARBON MONOXIDE WILL KILL IF THIS HAPPENS.


Happy independence day people .
Politics / Re: Blinken's Phone Call With Tinubu: US Will Strengthen Partnership With Nigeria by dreycomalfoy(m): 11:02am On May 17, 2023
Or he called him to remind him of his drugs business investigation and huge dirt they have on him.
nairalandkachy1:


https://www.state.gov/secretary-blinkens-call-with-nigerian-president-elect-tinubu/
Family / Re: UPDATE: Snake In My Roof by dreycomalfoy(m): 8:32pm On May 15, 2023
You are doing too much. Get a plumbing camera. This camera is like a long thin hard cord with a camera and light at the tip. Some of them can even connect to your phone. Make a small hole in ur roof and operate it to move about until you find the snake. Believe me, if its a snake or bird or witch, you will find it with this camera. Check Aliexpress, they have them.







xavuv:
Here is an update about the snake that took abode in my roof. Here is the link to the first thread i created about it in 2019.

https://www.nairaland.com/5186645/snake-roof

UPDATE
•••••••••

I will try to be detailed as much as possible. You might draw one or two lessons from it, or you can simply discard it altogether.

___
After a heavy fumigation in 2019, my family and i left the house for a few days. Upon returning, i thought there is no way in hell that the reptile up there in my roof would survive this fumigation.

Since returning home, we live easy and slept peacefully without any funny sound or movement in the roof, so we thought the snake is probably dead or something.

Even up to 3 months after the fumigation i still throw away dead lizards in my compound, meaning that the fumigation was very strong. And still no sound in my roof, nothing.

A little while later and towards ending of 2019 and through out 2020, lo and behold the snake is still living and thriving up there. Again we began hearing the sound of it's movement, slithering movement/sound. One can tell that it's big snake just hearing how it slithers around with joy.

Snake is Mostly active at night. During daytime it usually stays in a certain location inside roof, and changes location during night time. Just as if it has room and parlour up there.

The reality of the situation became registered in our minds. Real fear began setting in.

I threw powdered garlic, several hard boiled eggs inside the ceiling, and this certain leaf that repels snake (i have forgotten its name), all inside the ceiling but it seems none worked.

Reasons for the fear:

1. Constant nightmares experienced by myself and my wife.

2. Other private things i can't mention here.

Regarding the constant nightmares, i contacted a man here on nairaland, Ebankole, he has his own website now. I told him some of these dreams which he interpreted saying there is a stranger in our home ( didn't even mention about the snake to him), he even told me some other things regarding my family (wife, kids and i) which i never mentioned to him and all he said checked out correct!.

He's true seer.

Note that i have never met him in person, we only communicate on nairaland but mostly through his website.

That was when i started serious praying & fasting as advised by Ebankole. A xtian family here anyway but i l rarely go to church except on Dec 31st, but my wife goes every Sundays and other days.


Talking to fellow landlords.


Towards mid 2021, its beginning to dawn on me that i have a Very serious issue at hand. I approached a fellow landlord just opposite my home. He's a very elderly man. I told him about what i have been grappling with. He queried why i kept quite for long. Well, im a very quite person in our community. I mind my business.

We went to see an Islamic cleric in a nearby town. After briefing and debriefing, this is what the cleric told me verbatim: you have been sleeping and waking up with dark unseen entities/demons.

Eventually he said he and other clerics would have to come to my house to pray and recite Quranic verses and that the snake and other dark entities would leave thereafter.

I didn't go back.

Soon after, I approached my CDA chairman on a Saturday after a landlord's meeting, i told him about the guest in my roof. He was surprised that how could it be.

He came to my home, inspected and saw that truly that snake can't get down into the house because of the POP ceiling everywhere, but what's the snake eating all these while?

He also noted the following:

1. that could the snake be leaving the roof to go hunt for food outside and return inside the roof when ever it so wishes. And that if this so then its not natural.

2. that Is there a way lizards or rats gain entrance into the roof, thereby making themselves easy snacks for the snake? But this is most unlikely because i have since blocked all tiny crevices that tiny lizards can use to gain entrance into the roof, and i showed it to him.

Oh i almost forgot, he advised that i cut a small part of the outside ceilng, that maybe the snake can have a easy way out. I used PVC for outside ceiling, so i removed a small plastic from the PVC ceiling outside.

Eventually, he promised to get intouch with a snake charmer, maybe they can help call the snake out from the roof. I called our chairman again a few times to ask about the Charmer he said he's Gonna bring to my home but he kept posting me.

My journey into the CCC ( Celestial church)

Will continue tomorrow. Feeling sleepy now.



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Properties / Re: My Neighbour Is Connecting To My Generator!! by dreycomalfoy(m): 8:24pm On May 05, 2023
Burn his appliances..........If he comes out to complain, tell him you were fixing your generator. He shouldnt be connected to it in the first place.

socialmediaman:


Don’t do this! It’s risky for him and perhaps you. You could burn down his house and it may affect you too, and what if this ends tragically?

Report to the police and to your landlord or property manager, with evidence.

Seek legal ways to address the issue.

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Family / Re: Man weeps after discovering he’s not the biological father of his child. by dreycomalfoy(m): 8:43am On Jul 04, 2022
Well its not a big deal until it happens to your brother or your son and then he commits suicide because of it.
doggedfighter:
Not a big deal.



Any child that calls you father is your child.


It makes no difference at all !


What's the crying for ?


Family / Re: My Wife Believes I Am Occultic by dreycomalfoy(m): 10:32am On Jan 28, 2022
Take her to a psychiatric hospital. She may be hearing voices of people telling her you are evil. She may also be seeing strange things. She may have what we call schizophrenia. Act fast before the voices will tell jer to kill you. She will go from church to church. Thats how it usually is. Act fast
worriedhubby:
I have been married to my wife for 10years now. My 1st child (7 years) has some health challenge. My daughter's challenge was diagnosed at age 3. Same year, I came back from work to see my child having crisis. I asked my wife why she didn't take my DD to the hospital. She responded, "no more hospital in this house". I tried calling a friend to drive me an my girl to the hospital, she got the phone from me and ended the call. Her words were , " if you are aware what is causing your child's illness, you better let me know ". I kept focused. Got my girl the needed medical help. Next day when I got home, I asked her, she refused answering. I later told the priest that wedded us, who later spoke with her.

In 2020, I got a call from a church in Port Harcourt, that someone brought my picture to the pastor. That I am the evil man causing my wife's and daughter's illness. The person that took my picture is my wife's brother. I was mad! But family and friends helped me to keep calm. A month later, my wife wouldn't UnCloth in my presence. If I entered the room while she is dressing or the bathroom while she is bathing, she will quickly cover up. When I confronted her, she told me it is because she believes my "hands are not clean ". That she was told that I am occultic before she even joined me. That because I am "hot tempere","don't pray certain prayer points ", she believes that I have some dark powers. I did my best to refute her claim in a calm way. But was deeply hurting. I reported her to a Pastor at Mountain of Fire where she now worships. She changed and told the man that she believes I am a child of God.

Just few weeks ago, I picked a paper under our bed where my wife wrote to someone how her brother had a dream in December and was told that I am my wizard causing my child's illness. In that write up, my wife also claimed she had her own revelation that I am in some occultic powers. When I showed her the paper, she tried to cause a scene, but I left her. I only asked, "are all these true?" "Why are you bent on labeling me what I am not?"
Later that day, she came up with lies, that the paper was just some prayer points she was putting down.

Just yesterday, someone called to inform me that he was with a certain owner of prayerhouse when my wife called to tell the woman why she believes I am occultic.

I have tried to ignore her, but I am gradually getting worried. What is she really up to? She doesn't believe in the medical diagnosis for my DD, hence, she won't give the child the necessary medication if I am not home.

How does someone believes that the hubby is occultic, and wants to harm her, yet still tries to initiate s3x with the said husband? When she had a surgery last year, I was the person cooking for her till she could get back on her feet. Why did she not refuse the foods? Finally, who knowingly get married to someone she believes is occultic, then start running to prayer houses for deliverance?

Could it be my wife is mentally sick? Or she is projecting who she is on me?

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Romance / Re: Despite Paying Her 50k Monthly, I Still Have To Buy Almost Everything For Her by dreycomalfoy(m): 4:52pm On Dec 19, 2021
This is the way Nigerian girls or women are programmed generally. They offer nothing in a relationship but always collect everything. They want you to be responsible for everything ehile bringing nothing to the table. They even view sex as a favor. Thats the kind of naija girls we have now. A simple advice.....dont date broke girls especially. They will drain you and one day theyll say you are not enough and leave you.
HardMirror:
It seems Nigerian girls are indeed created, designed, configured, trained, programmed, predetermined, orientated,... to collect collect and collect.

I started dating this girl and by our standards this girl is as good as they come. She is truly a good girl with good character. I cant be dashing her money, so I asked her to come and work for me. Already had 4 employees but her work experience would be valuable to us and honestly she has been an asset and worth the money i am paying her. But what surprises me is how she still manages to get me to buy food, airtime for her everyday ....

Naija girls.. una matter no be here
Politics / Re: Names Of 21 People Kidnapped In Yakila, Rafi, Niger By Bandits (Picture, Video) by dreycomalfoy(m): 4:00pm On Feb 17, 2021
Our security is dead.....
Properties / Re: Lagos State Government's Explanation Of Land Use Charge by dreycomalfoy(m): 3:19pm On Mar 09, 2018
UNIQUEISRAEL:
Bravo!!! cheesy grin

An average Nigerian is naturally GREEDY, we always on the receiving end(we call on the government to build roads, clear gutters and sweep the dirty streets and house corners, RUBBISH!!!), and that's why Nigeria is still underdeveloped!
Go to other develop countries, you pay charges on each car, house you have! That's why an average citizen of those countries, have only one house or car, not that they lack money in acquiring more, but the advances in charge which is tantamount to liability cost!!
cry cry

We Must Grow! embarassed

Ambode, fire on, do your best! grin
You get sense!!
Politics / Re: Python Dance Is A Wonderful Exercise, Says Abia Dep Gov by dreycomalfoy(m): 11:23am On Sep 20, 2017
SnowJay92:


Actually our soldiers can be so unprofessional, trust them on that one, how do you explain soldiers mounting a checkpoint and demanding that all commuters alight from vehicles and raise their hands before the could pass, and demanding that those with motorcycles alight and wheel their bikes before they could pass, without any prior incident or provocation.
Simple, theyre looking for weapons.
Politics / Re: Python Dance Is A Wonderful Exercise, Says Abia Dep Gov by dreycomalfoy(m): 11:22am On Sep 20, 2017
somehow:
I wonder why people get afraid seeing soldiers. Do they kill @ sight for no purpose?
Theyre scared of them because soldiers dont take nonsense and ince youre caught commiting crime and theyre done with you, you will never remain the same again. you wont even think if crime again
Crime / Re: Badoo Kills Lovers At Ojodu Berger by dreycomalfoy(m): 7:54pm On Jul 21, 2017
Keep on judging people. Youre no 1 candidate of Hell fire. keep it up. As if youre their neighbour. smh
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

It is biblical..
The wages of sin is death

Why were they cohabiting when they are yet to be legally married?
The woman was even pregnant.

I wonder how they'd face God on the judgement day because they died in iniquity.
Gaming / A Chipped Or Unchipped PS Vita.... Which Is Better To Buy? by dreycomalfoy(m): 1:04pm On Dec 26, 2016
Im looking to buy a ps Vita. I heard the chipped ones dont last and people dont readily have the copied games. Also heard unchipped ones cost a fortune to chip. So pls advise me.
Romance / Re: 33-Year-Old Kenyan Virgin Who Wants To Remain So Till Age 50 (Photos) by dreycomalfoy(m): 11:43pm On Oct 31, 2016
adewales4:


A Kenyan woman, Rahab Mugure Nga’nga, has got everyone talking after she revealed that if she doesn’t get married, she would remain a virgin forever without ever having sex.

This was made known after the 33-year-old commercial service manager granted an interview in which she dished out tips on how she has maintained her virginity and stance. Rahab said she has kept her virginity because of her religious belief and desire to please her God.“I am a born again Christian and I do not want to offend God with sexual sin, sex outside the marriage bond is sin. I want to have sex, just like the next person, but because I haven’t before, it is not a distraction.”

She said her eagerness to please her mother and not disappoint her by getting pregnant out of wedlock has kept her strong. She revealed that even though she was involved in two serious long term relationship which unfortunately ended badly, she has remained a virgin.

Rahab said she has kept her virginity because of her religious belief and desire to please her God.

“My first, which lasted two and a half years, ended because our ideals on sexual boundaries clashed. The second, which lasted three years, ended two months to my wedding date. I rush straight home from work and keep my socializing at zero until these winds have passed. I also avoid reading certain books or watch soap operas and I do not kiss or caress men.”

Rahab who has graduated with both a Bachelors and Master’s degree in Marketing says even if she turns 50 without getting married, she will remain a virgin and maybe adopt a baby.

God help her!

Source: http://nigerianewstoday.com.ng/meet-33-year-old-virgin-who-wants-to-remain-so-till-age-50-photos/

Goodluck Madam
Politics / What We Igbo Should Know Before We Shout Biafra!! by dreycomalfoy(m): 3:03am On Oct 26, 2015
So recent Biafran protests have got me thinking, but I have been skeptical about airing my views because of perceived reactions.

DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE PERSONAL VIEWS, AND I, IN NO WAY CLAIM SUPREMACY OF KNOWLEDGE. FOR THE "GREYS" WHO THINK I AM TOO YOUNG TO SPEAK OF THIS SUBJECT, PLEASE PERMIT THIS CHILD TO SPEAK, THEN CORRECT HIM IF HE IS WRONG. FOR IGNORANCE CAN ONLY BE KNOWN IF IT IS AIRED, AND CAN ONLY BE CORRECTED IF IT IS KNOWN.

My points are as follows:

1. According to worldometers the median age of Nigeria is 17.8, hence an "average " did not experience the civil war.

2.This is the age statistics of Nigeria as at 2014 is as follows:
0-14 years: 43.2%
15-24 years: 19.3%
25-54 years: 30.5%
55-64 years: 3.9%
65 years and over: 3.1% (indexmundi.com)
In simpler statistics 93% of Nigerians were 5 and below in 1967.

3. According to Wikipedia, youth age range is between 18-35. Hence no present day Nigerian youth saw the civil war.

My first question: since over 90% percent of us neither saw the civil war nor participated actively, and our youth were born 10 years after the war, where is all the hate and agitation from?

4. The major driving force of Biafra is the igboland, but the Biafran map includes states like Cross river, Rivers, Delta, Bayelsa and Akwa Ibom state. This makes Biafra a culturally diverse state. I am igbo and i currently live in Akwa Ibom state, and we share no similarity in custom or language. How then can we live together as "one Biafra" when we can't tolerate the cultural diversity of Nigeria.

5. The Igbo tribe would become the majority tribe in Biafra, while the others who constitute the oil producing states hence the 'rich boys' would become minority. "How can the wealth most especially that from oil be distributed, when the majority is in power and the minority have the resource?"
So therefore, a time may come when the "minority" may decide to be free, because no man wants to live in another man's shadow.

6. Igbos are generally regarded as traders, and the lifeblood of their markets like Onitsha Main market and Ariaria international market is found in Lagos seaport where most of the goods come from. In Biafra, Lagos becomes another country hence tax and import/ export levies would increase drastically and logistics would become more difficult.
The other option is to trade via the Calabar Port, Delta Port or Rivers Port at Port Harcourt, and Onne. These ports are only found in the non-igbo states, hence another potential challenge.

7. What happens to Biafrans that have their livelihood rooted deeply in non biafran states? What happens to the igbos that constitute the majority of Alaba international market?
Would naturalization take place or would they liquidate assets and return to Biafra and start afresh?

8. Finally, the question of rulership. Who rules Biafra?
Currently, most Igbo people especially those in Abia and Imo state are dissatisfied with the condition of their states. They complain of bad government, massive looting, poor infrastructures etc, and they are currently ruled by Igbo governors.
If Biafra is formed who would rule then?
I believe it would be the same people that they complain of, and as you can see the cycle of pain and complaints would continue.

Problems are fixed by inward reflections not outward projections and blame shifting.

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME, FOR A CHILD WHO DID NOT SEE THE WAR HAS SPOKEN......................Written by Okechuckwu Jonnwakalo on Facebook

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Crime Kingpin Jailed In Australia.. by dreycomalfoy(m): 8:51am On May 05, 2015
HE DDNT EVEN GROW UP in NAIJA. HE WAS ONLY BORN HERE, ANOTHER BAD EGG, WHO IS DESTROYING OPPORTUNITIES FOR LEGITIMATE LAW ABIDING NIGERIANS. HE SHOULD BE DEPORTED TO THE VATICAN AND NOT NIGERIA PLS.....AFTER HIS JAILTERM.
Politics / Re: One Shot Dead In Benin At Election Ground by dreycomalfoy(m): 11:58pm On Mar 28, 2015
Im still hopeful for the day we will conduct elections without recording deaths in Ni[color=#000099][/color] shocked sad kiss[b][/b]geria.
Islie:





http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/28/one-shot-dead-in-benin-at-election-ground/



Cc lalasticlala
Politics / Re: Top Boko-Haram Commander Escapes From Custody - AIT by dreycomalfoy(m): 10:45pm On Nov 08, 2012
There's someting going on in this country. I think the devil is in Nigeria. And jonathan is just a figurehead. How can one criminal escape from a heavily guarded facility?? Na wa o

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