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No matter what you say to her now won't matter bc she won't listen
Best advise anyone can listen to is the one you advised yourself

If your sister gives birth to the baby , and money no dey hand
If your sister na fair girl she go turn black
If she be black girl, she go they white for leg
If she white for leg small time she go gather grey hair for young age

If hunger hug her , and normally before u beg money from most men for naija unto say u wan feed baby , na then u go know say men they hornyyy steadily na clothes just cover the gbola

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It's people like you that make this country a living hell not just politicians

See plenty Tori and you didn't still tell us what you do for a living so they don't guys can step up their game
I know many people will like up learn for sure.

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Political thugs
I value $10 more than them, so no single fvcks given.

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Poor men everywhere on NL
They don't think positive but negative
Imagine a man like Jim iyke who's been an actor professionally since 2005 till date

An Igbo guy for that matter who's lived abroad and made mad connections
One of the most respected Nollywood actor till date

Owns a successful fashion brand and handles autos
Yet some blind people with house rent problems are finding it hard to believe he's worth the billionaire status lol

Ask yourself one question
E HARD TO BE BILLIONAIRE?

Once you hit that millionaire status and your rubbers (money) keep coming in , ogbeni to be billionaire in naira they very easy than to be millionaire in naira.
Just pray for your turn , don't hate, don't get shocked , n God and connection man need to reach up there .

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You buy her #500 p/soup she collect
You send her 500mb she happy
You give her #200 naira for snacks she collect
She even dey learn work join

That banny punna sef go dey wooz
Babe wey they this cheap and loose no dey take care of their privates well enough

Which simply means u get low taste in women
Change ur taste and upgrade yourself

Dating a broke/poor naija babe should be listed among the fastest things to kill a man .


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Starboytwo:
Abeg this guy is 20 year old. What is the useless girl doing in his room on his damn bed of a 19 year old boy.

And why is she recording him? Why would you be recording your boyfriend?

If you wanna bam and chill with the big boys, anything your eye see na your problem. They should release the guy abeg. Useless British media, useless girl.

E con be like say na only two of us get sense here .

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Once God bless me with a son
The day of his delivery I'll decorate his bed with football all round his cradle bed

When he's crawling I'll give him ball to be crawling towards it

When he's walking I'll give him ball , he must play ball oo

Once he's 8yrs old I'm signing him under Manchester united under 10 or Ajax.

Na this kind money person go mention for your ear, you go just feel say na dream bc you can't relate when some people still they battle with house rent problems

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The only Nigerian movie I've watched for the past 10yrs is SELINE TESTED

all those yeye Nollywood movies with their yeye storyline that don't rhyme

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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Bunch of crab untalented dog shit songs


Baby girl...those songs are dog shit
If you live in Benin city...then let's hang out so I can show you what good songs is all about
I will show you my play list....while blazing my weed
post malone( the music wizard)
J cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Jesse jags
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Justin bieber
WizKid( Balogun the big boy)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello..
Normani
James Arthur

Post Malone- white Iverson , that shit hits deep

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Any song that isn't that of Wiz and Burna doesn't make sense to me .

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Baba God knows how to remind us that he's unpredictable
This man might end up living up to 90yrs
He'll end up drinking all the drinks he's bought lol
May Jah give him long life in good health Amen

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Germi9:
No be JuJu be that?

Na juju o

Germi9:
This one wey we no hear from Man United so

Me sef tire o

These are the kind of bastardsss that ruin the name of Islam

You don cast now , you come the say Alhamdulillah, wetin bring Alhamdulillah for the matter
Then those uneducated religious bigoted goats will now take advantage of the word and generalize all Muslims to be like bae u

People who can't even explain the origin of the men who wrote the bible .

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Just the way you love eating chocolates even when you know too much of it can be harmful to your health

Real smokers don't do drugs , just Arizona, Marley kush or maximum Loud and not Colorado

Anyone who takes above the aforementioned are louts
Smoking weed helps you relax your mind
Too many things a face goes through daily and all he needs is what can relax his mind and help him meditate on his next step or action .
Spirituality over nonsense

Smoker do know that it's harmful to their health, but I'll rather smoke to get myself together and feel the true life experience than to not smoke and be empty upstairs thinking I know it all when I know nothing.


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Healthrelatedjo:
44!


O fere ge!

See them
Stupid cultists

24brains:
oil dey your head. Lots of wisdom in that piece of song.

Deeper than the condition of some black folks

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brownemmanuel43:
Baba mi, I hail thee

Respect

24brains:
But today it hurts me so much to go back to mama and Say "mama i'm getting divorce"

its not easy, to understand it son, but i hope you made it, you will be happy and blessed.

Dube

Give her a stern warning of her malicious acts
It's a big red flag when your wife keeps malice with you more than 1 day
If it exceeds 2days then you must've hit her, else it mustn't exceed 1 day .

If she still doesn't change, the next time it happens just take few of your clothes and leave the house for her and never respond to her calls for a month , just go to ur friend's place to chill , avoid her food
If she cooks the best soup in the world , avoid it and cook yours period
That one go pain her die, and don't let her use kpekus to scatter your brain, avoid konji .

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I pitied the guy tho
But I don't think I've laughed this hard for a very long time after watching the videast month

Especially the part where he said "happy new year"
That's to tell you how broke he is and he's dying to get the cards chai poverty

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Beating a woman is the last thing I'll do
You're being beaten by the same person who tells you "I love you"

He continue his act bc he knows you're scared of him dumping you someday
And he'll continue beating you until you get sense ode

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Sensie:
Please who has an idea of British Council? I need urgent help

Shoot

EFCCAbuja:
Abe auchi lu ki ra?

ia Kiri Auchi , but awiame yi Auchi

Thatssobeyonce:
Lol i dont get you tho

Ok

As much as I would want ebgypt to win bc of my love for their goal keeper gabaski on their last match, Moroccans are just too good to be underrated

My prediction :
Half-time: 1-1

Full- time: 2-3

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Auchi the land I grew
Who no know me for Auchi no know person

I remember some years back when this same Otaru of Auchi climbed a mango tree in his compound to blaze kpoli
Me and my niggas didn't notice in time that someone was up the tree , bc we were more vigilant and focus on the soldiers guardian the palace
Na so baba just whisper to us:

"Wa Fi mango , but wakha gbiku yo to , wakha fa neh, wakere yowawah

Means , pluck your mangoes but don't dirt the place and leave in time ..

Na correct man.

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Just watch how all the olosho in the world and simps supporting her massively just to bring the star boy down

Las Las Dem no care to kmoe wetin happen from the other side of the story, what if it was greenwood ?
What of it's total lies ?
Omo Dem beat her well jare nothing concern me and anything small girl wey carry her for big stars.
Before you reply me rubbishly Ogun kii ur papa in advance .

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At 17 i already knew what life is all about bc I was raised tough

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If she's wifey then wife her
Una too like explanation as if no be you they back her
Where on earth you go see naija babe wey see guy man wey they love fine and you expect her not to get belle for the man

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Until Wizkid contests for presidency I'm not voting no one
Let them kill the country that's none of my concern bc I'll forever keep making my mulla

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Thatssobeyonce:
He can't buy her coz humans ain't for sale, and she's not hating. She just spilled Facts!!!

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