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I don't know if I should laugh or cry
But wetin he wan tell God now ?

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When you lock your sister for room
Flog her yansh well well then she go know say she suppose face her studies instead of following old men
What a stupid sister

OJEEMAH:
Oga, Ronaldo chop PK last night and they were ousted from the FA cup by the 7th team on the championship log.........created a thread cos if na Messi, you would have created series of threads to malign him.

bloody hypocrite!!

He should create a thread to derail cristiano Ronaldo who's richer than his entire generation plus yours
Alaye try get serious with your life.

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I suppose slap you
People say , people say
Have you seen him with ritual stuffs ?
People say , people say Las Las he go still put preek for ur mouth and you no go remofe am

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If you need the laptop truly you'll go and get it
I don't know how y'all go about dating louts

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Damn beautiful
Imagine smoking Canadian loud in here with your mad JBL mp3 listening to Made in Lagos
With your sexy bad b.itch

Pls @OP do you have any idea how many hours it takes to get here from Lagos state ?



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Damn beautiful
Imagine smoking Canadian loud in here with your mad JBL mp3 listening to Made in Lagos
With your sexy bad b.itch

Pls @OP do you have any idea how many hours it takes to get here from Lagos state ?



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Senomii:
All this nonsense chest beating untop only qualification, una suppose hold super eagles for blokos if dem no win or carry third place sef for this world cup

Ever asked yourself why they didn't use locations like Port Harcourt , Edo state, Delta for this match?

Them know say those locations they fvck up anybody 2 secs

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Omo I tire

Forget you don suffer o , ukpa
Which means all your life you never even touch at once o

I don't know why I dropped a tear after reading this but damn , na man/woman you be o

Send me a mail let's get connected on WhatsApp, you with regret it.



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Shatta wale will never leave Ghana
If them born him papa well make he come watch the match for ABJ if Mc oluomo boys no go beat am like thief wey steal banana from Onitsha market

If we beat Ghana finish we go beat them after match again , Dem no get respect for their elders

I just want make them calculate the whole Ghana worth plus their value make I just buy am , if money no reach I go borrow
Make that name just silent finally

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If you know what's good for you always receive BTC payment instead of cards
Guys no longer patronize those naija card apps
It's better to trade with Chinese vendors directly
Chinese vendor will buy ordinary $25 GC for it's normal exchange rate and pay directly into your account within a maximum of 5 mins just as I do
It's not easy to get a giftcard , only to be facing another problem trading it

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How this man wan take explain to him village people say na just kiss bring am down ehn
Just how?

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Manchester united were supposed to retain Michael carrick until they get a permanent coach
I'm pained

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Not one but 5
These 5 got me deep , I ain't gonna lie sometimes I even drop a tear whenever I listen to their songs.

1. 2pac Amaru Shakur (Makavelli) The only celebrity I'll forever respect)

2. Lucky dube (the man that describes the world but only few people understood him?

3. Fela Anikulapo Ransome Kuti (Naija only true prophet)

4. Notorious B.I.G (Loved him for his track "JUICY" )

5. Bob Marley ( Redemption song was too deep for an ordinary man to understand till date)

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See how he they look like person wey them lie for him head
How this kind person go touch 57mil yet he resemble portable

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Mumu wey no show for field they make noise

He expected Egyptian defenders to be like Burkina Faso and the rest


Senegal for the cup jare

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It's good
My guy life no pass like this shogbo?
No let any pikin intimidate you sho gbo?
Don't be easily accessible sho gbo?

Always pay your bills when it's due to avoid nonsense sho gbo?

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Omo getat abeg
I believe buhari pass dis fiction
Dem dey wait for exactly 10yrs before Dem cap ?

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I pray you don't see tomorrow


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There are girls that come into our life and just disappear and reappear whenever they like

They don't need your money but the vibes they get around you, they don't expect you to love them but just be real with them

They just like to fvck you and not to love you , then they zoom off to their main guy
They can't leave their main guy for you

The day you finally fall deep for them and they notice the greenlight , they'll cut you off completely and won't feel safe around you no more , don't blame them, they're only reminding you of the place you have in their life


My advise: keep that babe in that fvcking zone
Don't try to play any games , just fvck the hell outta that pvssy whenever she's around you
Don't have any plan of dumping her , you can't dump her bc you can't fake your emotions .

Meanwhile I need such typa bad bi.tch in my life

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When Naija police wey never pay house rent catch you
Na that day you go know why this country be Nigeria

You fit use wooden carved as a gun to run matters but if olokpa catch you , just know say na confirm sniper Dem catch for ur hand
And if you dare deny am, you go know say police slap actually pain pass soldier own but it's hard to believe bc we fear soldier pass.

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Every single actor here has gunshed any single actress here
Those were the top dawgs in the industry those days and these ladies wouldn't waste the chance of exploring their gbolarizations.

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Funnily most guys here rejecting the lady bc she's HIV POSITIVE also have the virus but they don't even know
Some of y'all that go about svcking toto upandan may God epp una

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MadeINchenzen2:
Guys, Let me tell you what man-power does to your body... it increases blood flow to your penis and increases your blood pressure as well as your heart beat... men suffers heart attack from this and die when they don't get CPR to jump start the heart again!!!


Educate your partner on how to do proper CPR, just incase, if it happens, nobody dies !!!

Wetin be CPR?
Make I learn

gaby:
Just blow the trumpet, Michael, make everybody go rest.

If life don tire u just tok

I didn't read your write up tho , I don't like stress

But the best thing to happen to every hustling Nigerian out there who's still staggering in life
Just try to escape naija pls
Life is too sweet out there when you know yourself
But remember never be proud, it kills faster than virus, just have self respect

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If na me catch am
I go give am Canada loud make me and am they smoke am

No flogging , just leave am there , give am food but leave am there
After all no be me put am there
After two days he go learn something new which is repentant

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If not for pregnancy we no for know say some bannies they fvck

If not for gistblogger we no for know say some naija celebrities they live fake life and sleep with people before helping them.
USELESS COUNTRY FULL OF HYPOCRITES

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Click like if you know the will later slaughter the elephant

Click share if you think they'll hand it to the zoo workers

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Would he be that loyal to davido if davido wasn't davido ?
Reason am
In life try make u get money

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I didn't read your story but the topic is what I'm concerned about

If giving the police man his phone will make him happy pls don't give him
Anything that will make him see happiness plz don't let him see it

It shall never be well with those animals in black uniforms

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AAA593:
Egypt will win the cup. Sarah will score the winning goal in the final. Cameroon will play third place match.

Sarah banks wey they act porn right

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