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Romance › Re: The Truth About Tightness: Why Everything You've Heard About The Vagina Is Wrong by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:50am On Dec 11, 2025
LordIsaac:
The effect of oloshoic tendencies on it is also real. grin grin grin
you are WILLFULLY ignorant
Romance › Re: The Truth About Tightness: Why Everything You've Heard About The Vagina Is Wrong by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:14pm On Dec 10, 2025
Kobojunkie:
There will still be bashing of the other gender here, though. Read well! The narrative puts the blame on the other gender for not having strong pelvic muscles. 🥱🥱🥱
weak pelvic muscles can happen to anyone.
Romance › Re: The Truth About Tightness: Why Everything You've Heard About The Vagina Is Wrong by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:17pm On Dec 10, 2025
Finally someone said it.

Bashing the other gender is easy to do, but sharing true knowledge takes courage
Health › Re: Personal Shopper, Aunty Esther, Diagnosed With Cancer, Rejects Blood Transfusion by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:11am On Dec 06, 2025
matify83:
This is so disheartening and a betrayal of the generosity of her well-wishers.

Little wonder the 2 fundraisers had to stand down from her matter since she was selective of her treatment due to her religious proclivity.

She may not survive cancer chemotherapy without correcting the anemia as the treatment would further worsen the anemia in most instances.

It's a tough call
unfortunately the injection which could raise her blood level is contraindicated in cancer patients.

JW is a cult.
Education › Re: FG Offers 40% Salary Increase To ASUU by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:48pm On Dec 02, 2025
khanivorous:
Why didn't you tell the doctors to resign and join politics.

A prof earning 430k will get 600k and you think it's sound?


This is why I hate the Internet the most for giving defectoids a platform and hate democracy cos inferior thinkers like thee are majority of the populace
they forget that the 40%will be taxed as well.

So it's not really 40% more like 25% take home
Education › Re: I Struggled With Anatomy Until I Cracked This Code by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:47pm On Dec 02, 2025
Welcome to the mind mapping team!
This is how you gain understandingand love for what you are studying.

The next stage is how to convert what you understandin your mind to answer theory questions in a way that won'tmake you panic.
MedAnon:
For a long time, Anatomy felt like a personal attack.

No matter how much I read, the diagrams refused to stick.
I would memorize it today… and forget everything tomorrow.
My seniors kept saying “Anatomy is broad,” but nobody told me what to actually do to survive it without losing my mind.

Then one day, something changed.

I didn’t become smarter.
I didn’t suddenly start reading 12 hours a day.
I simply cracked one code that flipped everything for me:

I stopped reading Anatomy like a textbook… and started reading it like a STORY with CHARACTERS, EVENTS, and CONSEQUENCES.

And that was the beginning of my success.

Let me explain.


1. I Stopped Studying Structures… and Started Studying Their “Personalities”

Every structure has a “personality.”

The ulnar nerve is “the jealous one”... it hides behind the medial epicondyle and gets angry when you hit it.

The spleen is “the fragile prince” protected under ribs because one small injury and it bleeds out.

The femoral triangle is “the VIP lounge” only the most important vessels stay there.

Once I started giving structures identities, I stopped forgetting them.
Because the brain remembers characters better than labels.


2. I Started Asking ONE Question That Changed Everything:

“If this structure disappears, what will go wrong?”

The moment you can answer that for any nerve, vessel, or muscle..
Anatomy becomes common sense, not memorization.

Median nerve is cut >> can’t oppose thumb >> object slips from your hand>
> OK sign becomes abnormal.

Now tell me, how can you forget something you understand?


3. I Converted Diagrams Into 10-Second Mental Images

Not drawing…
Not copying…
Not colouring…

Just pausing for 10 seconds after reading to build a simple mental image.

And here’s the trick:
The image doesn’t have to be perfect.
It only needs to be distinct.

My drawing of the Circle of Willis looked like a fried egg.. but I never forgot it again.


4. I Didn’t Practice Questions… I Practiced PREDICTING Them

Before opening any MCQ, I would ask myself:

“If I were the examiner, what would I test from this topic?”

Do you know the crazy part?
The actual questions were always 60–70% similar.
Because Anatomy examiners are predictable:

They love nerve injuries

They love anatomical relations

They love clinical correlations


Once I mastered predicting questions, Anatomy stopped surprising me.


5. I Found Out That Anatomy Has “Trigger Words”

Words that examiners use to indirectly point at one structure.

“Winging of scapula” >>Serratus anterior
“Waiter’s tip” >> Erb palsy
“Foot drop” >> Common fibular nerve
“Claw hand” >> Ulnar nerve

I memorized the trigger words, not the whole topic.
And whenever I saw them in exam options, my brain clicked instantly.


6. I Realized Anatomy Is Not Hard… It’s Just Linked Together

You cannot study the brachial plexus today
and the upper limb tomorrow
and expect to remember anything.

Everything is connected.
Once I started linking concepts like:

nerve >>muscle >> action >> clinical defect

bone >> relation >> structure injured

artery >> branches >> area supplied


…everything stopped scattering in my head.


7. The Final Code I Cracked:

Anatomy rewards understanding, not hustling.

Once I stopped reading blindly and started reading strategically,
my grades changed dramatically and Anatomy became one of my easiest courses.
If you pass your exams and scale up to the next level, you will need this for Physiology, biochemistry, pathology, pharmacology and microbiology. Good luck
Romance › Re: Ladies, Learn To Discipline Your Man! by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:54am On Dec 02, 2025
pussyphilia:
Yes, learn to use your cane or belt to whip some discipline into him!
let his mother do that biko.

He should get home training at home
Romance › Re: Thank God She Rejected Me by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:49pm On Dec 01, 2025
You asked a girl out, she rejected you.

Oga kindly move on

EOD
SultanOfPuna:
God works in very mysterious ways. I boldly asked a girl out and she rejected me.

E pain me but i pack my cool. And move on

1 year later I meet her and my goodness I kept thanking God that she reject me grin grin

She come barb lowcut come resemble boy
Come slim down then I saw that she really wowo. ..

Thank God she rejected me
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man On X Got Dragged By White Men For Misogynistic Content by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:38pm On Dec 01, 2025
meth is not good for the body and brain.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Learn To Discipline Your Man! by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:34pm On Dec 01, 2025
I've lost 2 brain cells reading this thread.

You are telling ladies to discipline a grown ass man! With what? Cane? Nagging?

Because parenthood is not hard enough as is?

Abeg report him to your mother in law that the product she gave you is subpar and needs updating in the hometraining department.

Return back to manufacturer for repairs.

Women have a lot on their plate, they should not add someone else's, poorly hometrained son to their list of problems.
Romance › Re: Man Catches His Wife & Gym Instructor In A Hotel by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:27pm On Dec 01, 2025
SpencerForbes:
So men are still kneeling down to propose in this country, upon all the sermons and warnings we've given? I just give up😔— “‘Real Men Association”; Nigeria branch— keeps falling our hands.

As for that lady who went to sleep with the gym instructor, she needs to pack her bags and head straight to her father's house or that guy's house. I would have advocated for the man to collect his full bride price back, but I'm 100% sure he didn't marry her as a virgin, so that's entirely his loss. He should train his kids himself, but he absolutely must conduct another DNA test—especially if the gym instructor was her ex. I bet one of those children belongs to the other guy.

And if any ex ever tries to bring my boxer to my wedding (if I decide to do one), trust me, she better be ready for some serious collateral damage.
so you know that your hands are not clean.

Shior!!
Food › Re: How Do You Like Your Noddles? Check Picture Inside by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:16pm On Nov 30, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
D looks like pop corn n noodles. Lol
In D, you break the raw egg inside the noodles, allow it to congeal a little bit first then stir the noodles and partially cooked egg to get that texture
Food › Re: How Do You Like Your Noddles? Check Picture Inside by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:14pm On Nov 30, 2025
EmekaBlue:
Which style of prepared noodles below do you prefer or like best?...
A, B And D

All the vegetables in A, with some liquid in B and Egg like D

Add some awara for extra protein.
Very filling.
Family › Re: As A Nigerian Husband How Much Bills Do You Share With Your Wife? by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:15pm On Nov 16, 2025
lishman1010:
My brother ive been married for 13 yrs and have 3 wonderful boys, but because of finance my wife left me . she says she is tired and wants out. All effort to make her see reason proved abortive; simply because she was promoted to a position of manager at a filling station who i later disvover was ...... Lord have mercy with her. so she left the house june 1st on a sunday morning while i went to church only to come and meet an empty house not even a tea spoon was left for me. So if u must marry sir ensure u have the highest stake for ur own sanity. Women of this generation lack that shorck absorber our mothers had back in the days.
shock absorber ke.

That shock absorber is called trauma and the little girls told themselves that affliction cannot rise a second time in their family.

Women today will not take the nonsense you give them simply because their mother tolerated it from their fathers
Health › Re: Migraine: How Can One Handle It? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:57am On Nov 15, 2025
GravityDefier:
Happy new day wonderful people of NL.
A close friend of mine has been having severe migraine that seems to be increasing with each passing year. This is gradually putting her in a state of depression as the medication she has been taking (Lexotan) is not working effectively on her again. She's scared of tramadol addiction so she had to disregard it upon the Doctor's prescription.

This has given me much concern on how to help but just don't know how to. I confirmed it has no cure. The pain transfers to her ears, eyes and now to her tooth which made her to remove the tooth of recent (Doctor's suggestion).

She goes through this experience at least 2-3 times every week which makes her to take the drugs in excess as it's now almost non-effective.

Those who have experience + Doctors in the house, is there any means (herbal or any surgery) that can help?
she should see a neurologist
Health › Re: Why Ladies Need To Birth Their Children Early!!! by DrFunmisticGlow:
Pointless thread.

You can't be coercing women to carry babies ehen they are not ready to for men who are not responsible enough or ready for for fatherhood.

If you want women to have babies early, then most will be single mothers, and grandmother youngerthan 40 years, others will marry early, give birth early and divorce early or become a widow e[b][/b]arly. Then those who will marryned nwoko age mate because their mates are still doing yahoo yahoo and jumping from skirt to skirt.

Last last women will give birth when they are ready to and in due time, not because of your thread.
Jman06:
I remember while growing up, my mom used to have some episodes of stomach pain. It was usually so severe that it gets everyone around her tensed up. On one occasion, she was actually diagnosed of fibroid.

However, the doctor said there was no need of carrying out surgery on her since she was already bearing children. The doctor emphasized that the fact that she started bearing children early helped to suppress the growth of the fibroids. This goes to show that, against the feminists campaigns for women to delay child bearing, starting out early actually has alot of medical benefits.

Fibroids is a common problem among women in this part of the world and it is largely responsible for cases of infertility among couples. There's a trend of married ladies not conceiving after years of marriage. I can count many of such couples that I know personally. This trend is a reflection of the fact that ladies now delay marriages sometimes to their 40s!

By the time she gets married, it becomes difficult for her to conceive. Her husband is now dragged into the problem and sometimes even accused of being responsible. He's made to start gulping different medications both orthodox and herbal. This is because, the couple is usually "treated" together. Some go from one herbal treatment to the other, taking all sorts of concoctions in the name of herbal medicines. To make matters worse, many people believe that the so called herbal medicines are more effective treatments for infertility than orthodox medicines. For this reason, they rather continue taking herbal stuff than go to hospitals! These herbalists do not know how to properly diagnose the condition to know what the issue really is. It is usually based on trial and errors while the condition is given different names like "infection", "staph", spiritual problems and so on.

However, many of these cases are usually due to fibroids which have grown and taken over a huge part of the woman's reproductive system. Some of these fibroids are so terrible that even after surgery, conception is still not achieved.

So, in order to avoid all the hassles of trying to conceive, getting married on time can help ladies who are desirous of having children to avoid all the problems and emotional trauma associated with infertility.

There's also the benefit of witnessing your children's successes as they grow and thrive while you're still alive. Therefore, you'll most likely live to enjoy your children's wealth and not have others rip the fruits of your labor when you're gone.

Therefore, the next time feminists groups come to discourage you from having your kids early, pay no heed to them as many of them are frustrated bitter women who want to project their inability to marry and raise great families on unsuspecting young girls. Thank you
Health › Re: HIV AIDS Test Is Not Free In Government Hospitals And Clinics. by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:02am On Nov 07, 2025
richiemcgold:
I'm a company owner. I pay my annual dues regularly. Local government levies and state internal revenues too. Nature of my business won't even allow you to evade tax because we work directly with the government. That's it.

BTW, what has tax got to do with HIV test. I hope you are okay upstairs.
Everything.

For a company owner, money to subsidize health costs( which is expensive globally) comes either from taxes, or out of your pocket.
Health › Re: HIV AIDS Test Is Not Free In Government Hospitals And Clinics. by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:18pm On Nov 06, 2025
richiemcgold:
You should know that most Nigerians are not even ready to do the test in the first place. Now that they have to pay for it, many are going to totally lose interest. The only incentive that will work 💯 is to make it free, with cash rewards of stipends like N500 or 1k. If USAID can't fund it, don't we have government? Are they not the same people disturbing us everyday to go for test?
when last did you pay tax?
Health › Re: HIV AIDS Test Is Not Free In Government Hospitals And Clinics. by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:58am On Nov 04, 2025
richiemcgold:
HIV test should be free.

.. and with cash rewards
HIV testing is 5 naira in lagos government hospitals.

But the American blonde with a bad orange tan has cut off USAID funding and made threats to go to war with nigeria.

Pay for your HIV test abeg
Food › Re: Why Don’t You Eat Pork? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:37pm On Nov 02, 2025
eepeepook:
I’ve seen a fair number of Nigerians who refuse to eat the meat. Why? I’ve come across ignorant ones who swear to never eat pig meat but rush to consume pork because they don’t believe both are the same.
I eat pork.

If less people eat pork, it will remain cheaper than chicken.

Pork is a meat that asorbs flavor well and has a lot of fat. The taste/texture is like a combination of beef and chicken with ponmo.
Agriculture › Re: Mushroom Business In Nigeria By Eti Farms by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:18pm On Nov 01, 2025
Etifarms:
To buy any of our products (Mushrooms and spices) you can reach us on Whatsapp 08132414770 or on our website www.etifarmsglobal.com.

We deliver nationwide
what of button mushrooms? Why don't you grow button mushrooms?
Health › Re: Resident Doctors Commence Nationwide Strike by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:09pm On Nov 01, 2025
I can speak for the plight of resident doctors since I am one. Working, studying training and feeding a family is not easy. I also understand the plight of patients since everybody is a potential patient.

Some people are saying that doctors are the highest paid civil servants, please if you use convert that money using the hours they work. I am sure they earn less per hour than those doing 8-4pm work.

Have any of your worked for 96hours straight before? I have

Has any of you had your health become worse because you started residency training? I have, and I know many others doctors who became diagnosed with hypertension, diabetes, one who had a heart attack at work, two who are managing heart failure, one who had to drop out of residency because she had kidney failure from drug abuse and has to be on dialysis. One who had suffered a stroke and died this year.

Have you been beaten and robbed on your way home late because you had a bad patient? I have and so have my colleagues.

Have you been kidnapped on your way to or from work because you are a doctor? A colleague of mine was.

Have any of you chopped insults and embarrassment in front of patients for not being able to answer a question before? I have.

Have you watched people die because of 2500 naira, 20,000 or 110,000 naira before? I have. I watch people die for preventable reasons that a good healthcare system could solve every week.

Have you watched someone die because they had no relatives to look after them or help to do investigations, or simply because they are strangers in an unfamiliar hospital? I have.

Have you lost relatives to strike actions? I have lost 3, so have many other doctors.

Have you been laughed at by ?yahoo Boys and high class escorts because you went to school and still cannot afford to pay bills or fix your broken down car? I have.

Have you ever considered ditching your profession for cybercrime or being an Escort to make good money?

Have you ever considered walking away from it all or even suicide because you know you are depressed but you can't even meet a fellow doctor for a diagnosis because of stigma and it being a stain on your records? Many doctors have.

Have you enter succumbed to vices like alcohol or using illicit drugs because of the stress from overwork from pressure? Many doctors have.

Doctors and other health staff are human beings too. You people complain about us all the time.

This strike is the fault of the nigerian government and the nigerian masses that fail to hold them accountable.

If you still think that this strike means that doctors are evil, and you still want to maintain the status quo, Then I have this to say to you.
Any kind of treatment you receive when you are admitted into a government hospital will be what you deserve and trust me, everyone will end up in a hospital at one time of their life.
Career › Re: Doctor Compares His 7-year Salary In Nigeria And 6-month Salary In The UK by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:26pm On Oct 29, 2025
Love800:
Wow.

He was doing the portraits here in Nigeria before he relocated?
Yes he was.

This country is the grave of many dreams
Career › Re: Doctor Compares His 7-year Salary In Nigeria And 6-month Salary In The UK by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:07am On Oct 29, 2025
Love800:
What do you mean by art company please?
He had an art gallery sort of business called pencils and brushes.

Specialized in making portraits for celebrities before it became popular around the early to mid 2010s
Politics › Re: UK Charity Commission Freezes Over 100 Bank Accounts Linked To MFM by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:12pm On Oct 23, 2025
Career › Re: Doctor Compares His 7-year Salary In Nigeria And 6-month Salary In The UK by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:18pm On Oct 18, 2025
DyshApp:
A Nigerian medical doctor has stirred serious buzz online after comparing his earnings in Nigeria to what he now earns in the United Kingdom.

According to the doctor, identified as Dr. Tolu, he spent 7 years working in Nigeria without ever earning up to ₦185,000 monthly, even while juggling multiple jobs.

He revealed that after finishing medical school, he moved back in with his parents and lived with them till he was almost 30 years old — without owning a car.

However, after saving up to write the required exams and moving to the UK, his 6-month salary abroad reportedly surpassed his entire 7-year earnings in Nigeria.

Here’s what he wrote on X (formerly Twitter):


https://x.com/tolubinutu/status/1979021061573206219?t=Ug1tTovARqx5rkcb3tBEdQ&s=19

This revelation has sparked discussions about the state of healthcare salaries in Nigeria, brain drain, and why many Nigerian professionals are relocating abroad for better pay and work conditions.

Is the UK really that much better, or is it just hype?
he isn't lying. Because apart from being a doctor. That man had an art company.

Nigeria is not a friendly place at all.
Celebrities › Re: Mandykiss Picks Up A Mother & Daughter For Allegedly Trolling Her Online (video) by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:20pm On Oct 18, 2025
WelcomeToBiafra:
Just like those attacking Prophet Mazi Nnamdi Kanu and PM Simon Ekpa, the day United States of Biafra Government Forces will start tracking those abusing Biafrans freedom campaigners, because of their corrupt political leaders...
These your statements are treasonous.

I have no association with you.

Please delete your statement immediately
Celebrities › Re: Mandykiss Picks Up A Mother & Daughter For Allegedly Trolling Her Online (video) by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:53pm On Oct 18, 2025
Here's the thing people have guts when trolling someone online thinking that they are anonymous.

Until someone show up to their house with a gun and requests them to repeat what they said online to their face.
Islam › Re: London Mosque Bans Girls Over 12 And Women From Marathon Charity Event by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:34pm On Oct 17, 2025
Health › Re: Fredrick Aladinbuli Ike: The Man Behind Dr. Aladdin Herbal Mixture by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:31pm On Oct 17, 2025
Beremx:
Are you serious? Can someone just drink it like that even if the person is not ill?
We are all adults here. No one is stopping you from drinking anything.

We doctors have to eat too.


Why drink agbo or use blood tonic when your body doesn't need it?
Family › Re: My Newly Married Wife Took in and Had Refused To Copulate by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:27pm On Oct 17, 2025
Ozzyk:
I am a Pediatric Nurse
None of this you wrote down there is true....
And No, sex in first trimester doesn't endangerer the pregnancy except on some rare cases...
My sex game wasn't wack lol
My point still stands;
It's not just about sex here
No bond, no connection, no touching no kiss, no smooching no deep talks
We were just leaving in the house as if we were house mates
And stop chatting me about hormonal shit...
Her symptoms is very very mild
No vomiting, no spits, no hyper pyrexia, no nausea her only symptoms seems to be sleeping a lot and eating less
Her hormones changes didn't stop her from doing her day today activities except being intimate with her hubby 😔 abi??
you are a pediatric nurse and not an obstrtrician, those are 2 different specialties.

I have 6 years of O&G and pediatric experience.

Her symptoms are very mild. Are you with her 24/7?

Your sex game wasn't wack. OK sir!! If you say so.

We're you having bond, intimacy and deep talks when you were courting.

I doubt it. Marriage and pregnancy has a way of amplifying issues and red flags that both parties missed.


There is an intimacy issue in your marriage sir. Both of you should work it out, if not, you will either cheat or have to service yourself.

Ask her why she's not interested, both of you should seek a marriage counselor, not strangers online.

I wish you luck.
Politics › Re: Top 10 States With Highest & Lowest Year-On-Year Food Inflation Rate (Sept 2025) by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:57am On Oct 17, 2025
donmixc:
North is doing well when it come to food, south are just too lazy to farm and depend on us for food undecided undecided
The north depends on the south for everything else oga.

Southerners are not lazy. Learn about the geography your country nigeria. The south is mainly composed of rainforest and mangrove swamps.

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