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Business / Re: Packaged Dried Catfish Business. Is It Profitable? by drinkmorewater: 7:07am On Apr 12, 2016
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The demand is more or less high IMO, but you need to know the hot spots ( places that really demand for it), I would suggest restaurants, bukas, shop retail centers like shoprite and so on, also try and ensure your supplier is giving you good quality fish because if not another competitor will present something better and your consumer will shift fast.

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Romance / Re: How Old Were You When You First Made Love And.... (18+) Only by drinkmorewater: 5:24am On Apr 12, 2016
Had mine at the age of 8 or 9 or so can't really remember and that was because my friends househelp forced us to play the husband and wife game naked on the bed, then she started instructing us on what to do especially me, telling me to chook it there
. While she just watched us, I guess she was touching herself!

Tho I could swear I didn't find anything funny or fun in the game, I know I entered but it was really weird, me and my friend were just mute and sad wondering what was going on


Looking back at it now, I have to say that has to be the worst first time sex anybody could experience!
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 5:08am On Apr 12, 2016
"The Mavericks beat the Jazz on Monday night, meaning If the Rockets beat the Kings at home on Wednesday in the season finale, they will be in the playoffs."


Like I said it will happen A40 !!! Only Hou gonna be 8th because of that so called easy schedule U said doesn't matter!


Anyways fingers crossed but then again even if they did go, the splash brothers won't be smiling, The Rockets would just be a definition of a spot filler, nothing more nothing less!

Meanwhile Mizzzbeee fave player "King Bron" is getting HOTT when it matters, If there's any player that can single handed ly win a ring, its this ni(cc)ur right here.

The playoffs are commiiiiing... grin
Romance / Re: How I Escaped The Claws Of A Womanizer This Morning!! A Blaady Banker Again. by drinkmorewater: 10:14am On Apr 11, 2016
Jadekitana:


Anyway you are right in some areas but mind you he started staring from the other side of the road even before crossing. He crossed viewed me properly and went behind me! It's only natural for any lady to wonder why someone is staring at her so much like that so I turned back to look at him as well. I'm not a shy person now, I have eyes as well. Even when our eyes met, he didn't look away, he continued viewing me from head to toe.


You alright with me Jade.

Seems U like drama sha, not a dull moment kind of chick grin keep it one hunnid aight.
Romance / Re: How I Escaped The Claws Of A Womanizer This Morning!! A Blaady Banker Again. by drinkmorewater: 9:32am On Apr 11, 2016
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You noticed he was looking at you, meaning U were also checking the cretin out too also meaning he noticed you were looking at him hence he assumed that was the green light
to get at you, then after displaying all xters of a typical 9ja girl that likes to form , he ignored it after all why check him out also in the first place, he only messed up by letting you see his wifey numero, if not U did be game by now, despite all the international yanga U pulled in the bus... And U said he's cute too, damn gurl! Y U gotta just fit all the stereotype of a typical 9ja babe!!! If U think he cute too give the nigga a chance and stop doing nollywood.

This your thread sha! Anyway that's all I got...

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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 7:44am On Apr 11, 2016
Mizzzbeee:
Spurs back to back to back losses lipsrsealed 3 times shocked where is drinkmorewater that placed his chip on spurs for the championship.. I hope you don't put your life savings on that bet o cry

grin

Aint shi(t) happening beee!


Regardless I already placed my bet on SAS & CLE getting the ring agst someone who picked GSW, so its all good smiley
Sports / Re: Court Sacks Amaju Pinnick As NFF President by drinkmorewater: 2:06pm On Apr 08, 2016
Why they no just carry am to sharia court sef, idiots politicians! Brain them no get

He is not just the problem, but also the gorvernment & politicians controlling him like a puppet

FIFA please come and dash us another ban!


I swear I have been saying it, these ni(gga)s up top are so daft even putting an undergrad in their position will not make such idiotic mistakes


Point 1, why carry that f(uck)ing match to kaduna??

Knowing fully well we are playing guys used to the arid temp but no dumb arse el rufai has to lobby pinnick or whosoever to put it there by force or fire just because he won governorship, now the same idiot wants to mute xtians!! I laugh in mandarin!!!

What is now the use of abuja stadium which has about 60k capacity, imagine if those supporters had fallen while climbing the poles, can U imagine the tragedy and stigma that will befall us

Infact why am I even ranting, thank God I have taken my talent to somewhere else

Giant of africa ni, giant of sheetheads nko!
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 12:51pm On Apr 08, 2016
A40:



Shey I told you its not by schedule. Now the Mavs only need 1 more win or 2 out of their last 4 and it won't matter if the Rockets are facing Dodan Warriors in their last 3 games


There U said it, but by looking at their schedule, HOU's was easier compared to Dallas, I mean both Dallas and Houston have almost the same wins and loss! So what's the big difference between 'em?

If U say Hou ave been inconsistent this year, is it Dallas that has been so consistent?, both teams trash but obviously HOU are more concerned with Trae day and OVO festivals!!!
Romance / Re: 13 Reasons You Should Have Sex On Your Period by drinkmorewater: 9:07am On Apr 08, 2016
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So true!

I can remember when Tiffany didn't tell me she was on her period, (that babe sexual drive is always high) we were just doing it in the night no light on and had one of the normal routine sex , then I decided to change the bedding since our sweat and all was making it uncomfortable to just sleep,

Na how I com see blood spatters on the bed then I looked at my Dike and it was reddish , I was like what the Funk!, are U on your period? She was like yeah , like she didn't want to tell me b4 hand cos she didn't know if I would still do it and besides she was really Hot (she was my gf then), I was initially pissssssed off but then I calmed down read some articles online and just cracked some jokes bout it to her.

To cut long story short, it was just like any normal sex didn't notice a thing till the lights were on...

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Sports / Re: UEFA More Classy Than NBA! by drinkmorewater: 11:09pm On Apr 07, 2016
If U ask me, its basketball, but then again I have been watching both sports for more than a decade now!...

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Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 8:43pm On Apr 07, 2016
SmooshCHN:
And maybe the Rockets and the entire 8 eastern playoff teams. Let's see how it rolls out.


No bro, only realistic teams na

I gat U , let's see how it folds out, I would like to be proven wrong but then again I would also like for the natural order of things to take place...
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 8:02pm On Apr 07, 2016
SmooshCHN:
I want to really get you. Obviously you don't like the warriors and don't want to see them repeat. The odds of winning back to back is 1/5 lemme say. So who on your part is winning?


I actually do really like GSW, seriously I have mad love 4 em mostly because I followed Curry career right from Davidson when he won me about $500 jackpot grin , besides that he has always been a natural 3 point shooter which is basically my type of game too, so No it aint like that

The thing is I can love a team to death but also be their biggest critic please don't mind me ave always been like that, I just like to say things the way they are, no strings attached...

Not like I won't like em winning it I just think their odds are way lower despite their stellar season..makes no sense right? It doesn't have to, it is what it is...

Who's gonna win it? My bets on SAS, CLE, LAC and OKC

Peeps are gonna laugh and say LAC?! Seriously? But don't write 'em off that too easily...
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 6:15pm On Apr 07, 2016
Eruditor:
So if the GSW were chasing a playoff spot they would have rested their players in case of the same playoff they may not make? I still don't understand the logic of resting players the way it is being rehashed everywhere.

So there have been 2 bad defensive displays in the last 3 games. It boils down to complacency and playing with the record in mind and I agree. Once you have the complex you can 'out-offense' anyone you stop caring about the points they are scoring against you and keep trudging on, trying to just outscore them. I believe this explains the Boston and Wolves games. But in a bid to create enough drama for the playoffs and for naysayers to be excited, people start over-analyzing the losses with doom and gloom chants everywhere.

Wait, the Spurs barely beat the Jazz 88-86, squander 2 10+ leads and need a clutch 2pt shot to win and they are praised for it, but GSW beats the same spectacularly defensive Jazz by 7, putting 103 past them but people say they're fatigued and burning out? I don't understand.

So the only way GSW look money for the finals is if they blow everyone out (regardless of if they win), but the Spurs are sure to win it as long as they keep out defending everyone?

Smells like double standards to me.



Dude they aint gonna win it, lol just stop, Gosh!


Look it aint like they aint prolly if not the best team right now but as far as I am concerned they aren't going to win it back to back, no logic, statistics can explain it when they post the best offensive stats and don't make it to the finals


Before I go all macho on stats, I hope U know stats can be very deceiving and flattering... But let's leave that topic to another day!...
Romance / Re: We Just Had Sex But Her Toto Smells Like Linda Ikeji's, So I Did This (18+) by drinkmorewater: 9:30am On Apr 06, 2016
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There's nothing wrong in giving MouthAction, its part of sex just the use of a mouth on the down part

That being said, if it was smelly, U should have stopped what U are doing instantly and tell her to go wash up that her sweat from the day or so is making her down part unbearable thereby not making the sex comfortable for U


There's no easy way of saying this, U can either be blunt or say it jokingly, but she must and I repeat must go to the toilet to wash up, then after that U should be able to go down with all righteousness


I always tell guys most especially, if U feel like giving a girl head pls tell her first to wash up, a female vaginal opening has more bacteria than your intestines, right hand, mouth or anus..


It might not sound sexy but its the most hygiene thing to do, the last thing U want is to contact HPV, warts or oral cancer...
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 8:40am On Apr 06, 2016
Roland17:


The problem with the OKC is their predictability, teams can predict their game plan and smart teams can neutralize their positives, after they lost Harden it changed the dynamics of that team as they have been unable to replace his scoring despite numerous trades.

Previously Westbrook was maligned by critics and fans for not being a genuine point guard however after Harden left and the failed production from numerous replacement trades critics are now suddenly celebrating westbrook as a top point guard.

The thunder need to evolve their style of play especially if they succeed in convincing Durant not to leave, they have the interior players i believe but they need that third player who is unpredictable and can take over games either from the bench or the starting line up, every title seeking team must have that player, they lost theirs to the Rockets.

P.S: In the instance Durant decides to leave OKC, i would personally make a call to his mother to convince him to consider us grin grin (Celtics) we are one superstar (preferably a scoring superstar) away from the top, it would also be the easiest route back to the finals for Durant.
Its a win-win situation for everyone grin grin even though Lebron would detest such move grin grin


Lol what do U mean U are one superstar away from the top?


Bro U guys are like 2 more maximum


Durant going there pairing up with just thomas is a step down from westbrook and OKC!

If at all he goes to the east, I will like to see him at toronto, NY knicks, miami or hell even Cavs!
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 8:37am On Apr 06, 2016
SmooshCHN:
Tracy McGrady was asked 2 important questions today at a Chinese interview.
1. Who do you think will win this year's NBA FINALS.
Ans: Golden State because they're currently the best team in the NBA.
2. What do you think about this year's Rocket Team.
Ans: I think this year's rockets team are not consistent, they are not playing together and and not really playing good defence. They are very different from last year's.

I think he's saying the truth concerning the Rockets.
What's your view on this?



Of course they have been so consistently inconsistent right from kevin Mchale days

And let me tell U why? Because they effed up in their offseason trades, imagine no serious starter to push the regular starters or even mix it up a bit, u know add a lil spring to the team

They just staled up, argh


Anyway the faster the season ends the better cos even with playoffs they won't get past the first round
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 8:31am On Apr 06, 2016
I said it!!!


By the time they get out hustled and out maneuvered in the playoffs plus the fact that complacency will kick in...


In fact if I had to bet on 'em, I say they won't reach the west championship final


And yeah am talking bout that team form Oakland!
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 8:34pm On Apr 03, 2016
Noticed this wasn't on the sports front page!


So am reeling it back from the grave grin


OKC V HOU 'bout to go down on Polk street...


C'mon Rockets!!!


grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Person Who Loves Exposing Their Bodies On Social Media? by drinkmorewater: 11:41am On Apr 03, 2016
wiZbanky:
so butt sef don join sex organ now ba

Hasn't it join yet, people have sex with it for pleasure (anal sex)


Besides would U like to see a pic of your sister show her left and right butt cheeks but just using one cloth to cover the line , I mean whats the difeerence we've already seen everything just like women exposing top of their boobs but covering nipple, as if the nipple isn't part of the boobs?
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 6:11am On Apr 02, 2016
A40:

Funny enough I am looking forward to the Eastern conference first round more than the West

The Mavericks run-in is Brutal!

I think the Jazz would make the playoffs leaving a straight fight between Mavericks and the Rockets. The Mavs might edge it not because they are better or have the easy run-in but just because the Rockets are a bad joke rn

Talking about the Mavs and Mark Cuban I watch his show Shark Tank and I'm convinced the guy is an enigma. Its ironic he has that show and yet under his nose he has done or agreed to terrible deals Parsons and Wes Matthews while Barea and Dirk are grossly underpaid.

Go all in on Hasan Whiteside if there's cap room



PHX, LAL, MINN, SAC, that's the rockets last 4 games irrespective of the ground

MEM, LAC, UTH, SAN that's Dallas last 4 games

Now looking at that, the rockets surely have an easier run in!

The only respect I have for mark cuban is that he has won a a championship ring, especially with that team that really only had Nowitski, it aint easy but he (MC) has pulled one down for dallas which is better than going a decade or so without one!
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 5:30pm On Apr 01, 2016
Hey guys, just as Mynd44 said it is a swing between Jazz, Mavericks and the Rockets

Let's play a prediction game shall we

Now the regular season ends by the 14th, so there should be roughly be from the april 1st about 6-8 games left to play for all NBA teams

Now I am more concerned about these three teams as I believe they really gonna slug it out till the last day ( sorry the west division playoff battling to enter teams are more interesting to me!!!)

Now this is not to say they can't catch up with the Memphis (41-34) or the Blazers (40-36) and displace them but I think its very unlikely yet not impossible...

That said let's focus on these 3

Currently as I type the standings are

7th Dallas 37-38
8th Utah. 37-38
9th Hou. 37-39

Now who are your picks to finish the season 7th, 8th and 9th considering they don't catch the teams up top


Dallas fixtures
Detroit (away), Minnesota (away), Houston (home **I-45 rivals**), Memphis (home), Clippers (away), Utah (away) and lastly San antonio (home)



Utah fixtures
Minnesota (home), Phoenix (away), Spurs (home), LAC (home), Denver (away), Dallas (home), LostAngeles grin (away)



Rocket fixtures
OKC (home), Dallas (away grrrr!), Phoenix (home), LostLA (home), Minnesota (away), Kings (home)


Now I think its gonna end up like this
7th Houston 42-40

8th and 9th Dallas and Utah 41-41

Both of them to be settled by season series results and I nudge Utah to steal it, Dallas is still being plagued by injuries

There that's my unbiased picks grin


Note the series is currently tied at 1-1 btw Utah and Dallas


Please add yours,


OK let's do this!

Cc: Mizzzbeee
Business / Re: Bill Gates Dab In New Photo by drinkmorewater: 10:29am On Mar 31, 2016
Hooooold on, did one ni()a just say Dab was from SA


Try saying that sheet in college park, ATL
Career / Re: Trials Of A Fresh Abuja Resident by drinkmorewater: 9:20am On Mar 31, 2016
My dear sister, I know of a room to rent in nyanya area,not costly at all, if interested let me know.
Romance / Re: My Friend And My Girlfriend by drinkmorewater: 7:28am On Mar 31, 2016
I suggest you Leave her.


But if you can look past her shortcomings then just endure and ride along after all you do love
her

But does she love you?

Also at what point when in love do you realize that when your gf messed up that you have to put your foot down and say enough?

Love is not bondage, its a choice, please make the best decision
Politics / Re: President Buhari Arrives Washington DC (photos) by drinkmorewater: 7:12am On Mar 31, 2016
Common light U can't give Us, Light generation is even getting poorer and U are here in DC about nuclear talks, c'mon now

If we now get a nuclear plant, are we going to get light to power it? Or it will just be there for decoration.

This man needs to set his priorities right, deal with what is at hand now and stop over investing in day dreams

Then he will come back and say there's no money in FG, how can there be money when light, fuel, good road services U can't provide!?

God please take over this country

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Romance / Re: When You realized your gf cheated on you with your best friend(pics) by drinkmorewater: 5:54am On Mar 31, 2016
I will tell her the only way I can forgive her is to bring a girl (preferably fine) for me to have sex with so I can be at peace of mind
and the order can be balanced

Then after doing her girlfriend, I'll mute her!
Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by drinkmorewater: 4:55am On Mar 31, 2016
You are so beautiful to meeee..


To meeee...


Can't you see


You are sooo beautiful to me...


kiss
Romance / Re: Drop A Comment For Your Future Wife Or Husband's Current Guy Or Babe. by drinkmorewater: 4:33am On Mar 31, 2016
Hey b, I know you still in high school in southern california, can't be easy growing up there (I know), just take it easy, no need to rush things, focus on your books and of course your volleyball team, who knows you might just get scouted to go play for UT or LSU.. The space is your limit!

Oh and try and possible and do no online dating pleasssssseee, that can be the death of so many promising things in your youthful life, I have so much to say and so many few ways to express it..

XOXO
Sports / Re: The NBA Begins by drinkmorewater: 4:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
Mizzzbeee:
kiss kiss kiss thank you ojare!! IN other news it means drinkmorewater go and drink more water and wait for the playoffs grin grin

Maaane gurrl U don't even know, I am so ready!!!

Can't wait to start winning bets that peeps think is a no go

For example Lost Angeles are not gonna make the playoffs in the next 3 years grin

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Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: Mancity Writes About Iheanacho by drinkmorewater: 3:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
Why are U guys talking as if kelechi was a beast on friday


He sucked big time, am one of his biggest fan and I aint pulling no punches

Y'all acting like he scored a hat trick or something the other day

So because his shot led to the goal should mask over the fact that he was more or less useless in that match

Seriously guys cmon stop the sentimentality

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