₦airaland Forum

ShaqFu:
Lmao. Next hour? Many of them are scared of their own shadows.

I remember when you visited Lagos and threw an invite at me to visit where you lodged, voila, I was there. Next when you visited and threw the invite to Nairaland most hated mod, the dude was suddenly in Abuja. I didn't know Nigeria now has a jet that can travel with the speed of light.

These idiots go just dey nairaland dey disturb people with their neighbour's hotspot. When nothing really works for them in the real world.

I came to Lagos, invited Nairaland's ugliest , sex-for-ban moderator to my hotel in his neighbourhood. He ran away like Tinubu dey avoid presidential debate



Like that fool who thinks drinking Heineken or Budweiser makes him better than the next man.

Only in nairaland

Umbrateeth04:
grammatical blunder and error as a result of a comatose dead brain cells...it seems the more you quote me the more your malfunctioning brain cells begin to deteriorate...we are not in the same league you ragamuffin waif
I ruffled your feathers so much that you converted to pidgin english mixed with typographical errors

leave grammatical errors for now. Those na small thing.

Your birth na error.

Na you Lucifer take perfect work

Let's be honest and settle this once and for all, umbrateeth04.

You need gender reassignment surgery to swap your dick for a pussy.


That's why you bicker more than a teenage girl battling hormonal changes and new surge of pimples and yet your sole desire is to be a diss lord when you can't even carry a punchline with more grace than a new hoe trying anal for the first time.

Why don't you go for gender reassignment surgery, get a plastic surgeon to remove you sac and plant you some pussy and titties so you can be that emo-bitch who seeks validation like a hungry shapeless skank?

Umbrateeth04:
another hogwash again

I love your tears keep shedding tears...your tears gives me immense orgasm

Ritualistic village skunk, dont let me take my own pound of flesh on ur decayed skin that should be given to the vulture

Poor son of a dirty vagina..you’ve got more genetical deficient cells in that hard and big for nothing cranium of yours.Special kids would do a better job than the Mumbo jumbo you’ve been putting up all day!incoherent,one-dimensional brain dunce!

the only real tears here are your 5000-worded thesis of lamentations

By now I know say your mama dey regret why she no use the cheapest abortion pills on you.

Whch mother go dey proud to born gay?

BlueRayDick:
U get energy gan o. Why u dey give people like that attention ?
Just a click on his profile and his post history shows the account is a troll account dedicated to throwing insults . Why waste time replying people like that ?

BlueRayDick? a stupid lazy moniker from an idiot who hides on the internet to play Sherlock Holmes

Umbrateeth04:
offpoint as usual...it is obvious you are suffering from autism spectrum disorder cos you have been yapping and stringing incomprehensible rubbish
just as that long epistle caused much psychological and emotional damage on you..let me resend it back to you so you know what awaits your sorryass by the time I get hold of your decayed stinking body

I am very sure you are physically deformed and I know saliva must be consistently drooling from your rotten mouth...you are not only Suffering from parkinson disease but you are also suffering from epilepsy coupled with a large brain tumors chunked out at the back of your empty head...what a heavy burden of sickness placed on you
Now listen to me you disfigured blobfish homosexuality would be legalized in nigeria sooner or soonest whether you like it or not mark my words you would do nothing but die in silence in excruciating pain...mark my words
Then i will start the real torture . No one can even imagine the pain you will go through, not even in the worse nightmare and your pains will know no ends. I will torture you so much that you will regret coming to earth. I will naked you all the time during your hostage. You will be anal raped by 100 different people more than 500 times.
The gay boys will exact terrifying ways of torturing you. They will beat you with anything. Scissors, bottles, a hot exploding light bulb, grilled chicken skewers, roasting needles, and irons will be inserted into your anus. They will burn different parts of your body as well. They will not think twice before cutting off your penis. You would be forced to eat cockroaches and drink urine.


The gay boys will cross all limits in trying to torture and assault you. They will urinate on you. They will hang you from the ceiling and make you their punching bag. Your stomach will be crushed by the dumbells. Your pain will know no end.

They will beat you with golf clubs, and iron rods, and will store you in the refrigerator for hours. They will make a number of holes in your body with needles. The cruel gay boys will even burn your genitals, penis testicules and eyelids with a cigarette lighter. One of your nipples would be twisted with pliers. Having so many injuries all over your body, you can't even stand due to pain.

Following this, you would be punished severely by burning your legs. we will pour lighter fuel on your legs and burn them with fire. After that, you cant talk again

You can not breathe because of a blood clot in your nose. You would have internal bleeding and as such you cannot even digest the life maggot that we will give you

Your death.

You will even stop urinating after around. Your eardrums also will get damaged. Not able to handle this pain anymore, you would finally beg us to kill you and close it all. Finally, we the torturers will mutilate you set you ablaze till you turn to complete ashes

We won't spare even your ashes because we will deposit it in the river.

The saddest part of this is that the we the murderers we neither be given the death sentence nor even life imprisonment as we will manuever and find our way out.

People still will never remember you..your story will be closed

another desperate copy and paste from a squealing headless,dying pig on his very last rung of life.

I didn't read and no one will.

You're a gay, self-confessed one.

So in one word I say you're the curse made flesh for the transgressions of your mother.

You're God's punishment to your parents for their sins.

That's the only reason you are born gay.

Now call me the umbrateeth04 killer

ShaqFu:
ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.

You know many failures abound online. I keep praying to God that Nairaland should not be a reflection of our national intelligence because naija no get hope be that.

The two internet vagabonds are digital rebels who are using nairaland to assuage for the uneventful lives they lead.

It's easy and cheap.

Here is where their childhood dreams take wings and fly. Outside, in the real world, these dude are scared of the next hour

Umbrateeth04:
are you scared of quoting me DriveB.yKiller?
Don't count urself among those who can give out nuclear vawulence.


The blatant incoherence you spew with brazen assurance of stuidity is what made you human? No sane person will take a moronic zombie unleashing his clownishness seriously. I grab a pop corn to watch an irredeemable lunatic to unearth and display his impudent incautiousness.

were you fed goat milk at infancy? your name was fully spelt out for your attention yet you're asking if I was afraid of quoting you. You see, you can't be gay and be normal. Not possible.

What other quote do you need when I spelt your name fully in the post umbrateeth04?


You're a mutated cross between a hermaphrodite and a mental recluse.

Fawk normal you can't. Write normal , no.

See how desperate and stupid at same time you be

Na your papa creditors when exchange your destiny with that of a sloth I blame.

Empty dunderhead.

Umbrateeth04, It shall never be well with your parents for not giving you rat poison the moment they discovered you're gay!

The world cannot suffer for their recklessness when all they did was fawk like wild rabbits to produce a human travesty called umbrateeth04

Umbrateeth04:
he writes lengthy directionless crap and I write the world he screams in sorrow and agony
blah blah blah..you are so boring and maybe you should change this your nursery school line kingdergaton diss and come up with something better..you are making a sound without effect.
I am going to make you eat shit and beg for more
The stale responses coming from this dunce-like stolid aka DriveByKiller is a fact of his vacuous mindlessness. The slow-witted cretinous bush rat is blabbing nonsense and thereby uncovering the irrecoverable chronic lunacy he was birthed with.

I love the way you took a quick lesson to make your weak lines short. But your birth is still a mockery to God's perfect gift of procreation. A proof that even nature makes mistakes.

Daddy should have ejected his seed into your mother's mouth filled with kola-stained teeth instead of planting it inside that public receptacle your mama call her love hole and we would have been freed of this curse they call the birth of umbrateeth04.

I warned you .

As a gay your life is still inferior to a cross border Fulani cow

Criminal!

izzou:
[color=royalblue]For every bottle water taken, 2 satchets of pure water have been drunk.

You can use a calculator to deduct the difference. It is what it is.

If you like, drink Hero in Igbogbo, Ikorodu. It doesn't change the fact that their targeted market is the SE Nigeria. Of all beers in Lagos, Hero is amongst the few doing any ad.
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Heineken is 600 , Hero and 33 are 500 per bottle.

Exaggeration

Segedinho:
Oga sharrap and read like someone with brain....

My izzou gave you a realistic point of why people purchases more heros which are less expensive beers in comparison with others ....

I was once into breweries and I can assure u that for every 2 crates of Heineken Budweiser and Desperados that goes off,there are up to 10 crates of heroes n 33s and maybe 5 crates of Goldberg ..


You don't jump into a convo like a big frog with no head.

I can't read with brain when you're squealing like a pig and bringing "facts" from your anus.

You need to write intelligently and employ adult standard spellings too instead of spelling words like a prepubescent drug addict.

Now write to me like an adult to prove you're sober.

ShaqFu:
easterners or not, Hero beer is in Lagos. If it's your brand, whoever owns the joint will get it for you. You're only talking about your locale. I used to think like you, until I asked for Hero and Life Lager, and to my surprise, they brought it.

Which new brand did Nigeria Brewery create in the South East? I hope you don't mean Life Lager beer.

Bro I give up. Cheers and enjoy.

that fool you quoted said for every beer of Heineken or Budweiser taken , it is two bottles of Hero or 33 . And I wonder if that fool drikks beer at all. The difference between Hero or 33 and Heineken or Budweiser is 100 Naira.

Also the first time I ever tasted Hero beer was in Lagos Iyana-ikpaja.

Nairaland just keep spawning dimwitted idiots looking for cheap validation

Umbrateeth04:
[s] offpoint as usual..your drivels are just a fart in the wind
I can see you are recuperating from the coma I sent you in...you can't even stand my fiery that you had to go offline and cry and blackout don't worry I will put you in a comatose state and send you into everlasting oblivion that will send you to the underworld to meet your dead ancestors
I am very sure you are physically deformed and I know saliva must be consistently drooling from your rotten mouth...you are not only Suffering from parkinson disease but you are also suffering from epilepsy coupled with a large brain tumors chunked out at the back of your empty head...what a heavy burden of sickness placed on you
Now listen to me you disfigured blobfish homosexuality would be legalized in nigeria sooner or soonest whether you like it or not mark my words you would do nothing but die in silence in excruciating pain...mark my words
Then i will start the real torture . No one can even imagine the pain you will go through, not even in the worse nightmare and your pains will know no ends. I will torture you so much that you will regret coming to earth. I will naked you all the time during your hostage. You will be anal raped by 100 different people more than 500 times.
The gay boys will exact terrifying ways of torturing you. They will beat you with anything. Scissors, bottles, a hot exploding light bulb, grilled chicken skewers, roasting needles, and irons will be inserted into your anus. They will burn different parts of your body as well. They will not think twice before cutting off your penis. You would be forced to eat cockroaches and drink urine.


The gay boys will cross all limits in trying to torture and assault you. They will urinate on you. They will hang you from the ceiling and make you their punching bag. Your stomach will be crushed by the dumbells. Your pain will know no end.

They will beat you with golf clubs, and iron rods, and will store you in the refrigerator for hours. They will make a number of holes in your body with needles. The cruel gay boys will even burn your genitals, penis testicules and eyelids with a cigarette lighter. One of your nipples would be twisted with pliers. Having so many injuries all over your body, you can't even stand due to pain.

Following this, you would be punished severely by burning your legs. we will pour lighter fuel on your legs and burn them with fire. After that, you cant talk again

You cabt not breathe because of a blood clot in your nose. You would have internal bleeding and as such you cannot even digest the life maggot that we will give you

Your death.

You will even stop urinating after around. Your eardrums also will get damaged. Not able to handle this pain anymore, you would finally beg us to kill you and close it all. Finally, we the torturers will mutilate you set you ablaze till you turn to complete ashes

We won't spare even your ashes because we will deposit it in the river.

The saddest part of this is that the we the murderers we neither be given the death sentence nor even life imprisonment as we will manuever and find our way out.

People still will never remember you..your story will be closed [/s]

Nobody in nairaland will read that perfect depiction of your uselessness and joblessness. Not even your fellow gaylords it is too long and needy

You must be feeling severe pains

Take this short one:

Your mother would still be the Giuliani Buffon of prostitutes, standing in the village gate catching random dicks under the rain if your dumb father didn't plant an ape like you in her womb.

Umbrateeth04:
I haven't seen a reply from you?
you are too dull to keep up with my tempo
Oh I guess you are searching the dictionary to search more of your kindergarten drivels to reply me with
Well just know I am ready to serve you your breakfast, lunch and dinner the way you like it
I know how to serve you your best food which is sniper mixed with conc acid you will drink it to my satisfaction till you kick the bucket...maggot

it was never a challenge, my desperate troll apprentice. You were my snack for Sunday pastime.

You were birthed by parents who share an encyclopedia of STDs. Umbrateeth04, That's why you were born gay. Your mom in particular is a walking cyst and Chlamydia in motion who can easily spread gonorrhea by quote if she makes a post on nairaland

You're a biological accident with wits of a howler monkey. I have destroyed you mother than mother nature ever did by condemning you as a born gay princess.

Your disses are well-worn like your mother overstretched kponmo. Heard your daddy need a skateboard to climb back out after taking a trip to her Disney land.


Nature's excessive bonus

richeeyo:
I hope say no be UBA

UBA and Access Banks are the king of theft on Nigeria banks

[quote author= post=119889546]https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnOeyyAB-yr/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=5c236a5f-9d51-4caf-9de1-b54872433fb3&ig_mid=8393DE80-6A98-4B51-852B-EC2802EE6DDD[/quote]if you can't mention the name of the bank why bring up the story in the first place?

chokekachy:
https://independent.ng/ibiyeomie-bans-couples-from-having-sex-during-fasting/?utm_source=&utm_medium=%5Btwitter%5D

idiotic charlatans that call themselves pastors.


Who gave you power to declare fasting to a married man and wife without asking the husband first?

Idiotic pastors think the wives are answerable to them instead of the husbands

Winnin009:
Lame ass gaslighting won’t change the fact that you’re still a clown. A lame clown.

A clown that doesn’t know the definition nor the purpose of a continental union.

Clown! Clown!! Clown!!!
You deserve no other words!

Sup, stupid? The only thing bigger than your illiteracy is your ignorance of it

I will bet my balls your SSCE comprised 4 labouring attempts. you really need to squat on nairaland like a digital vagabond arguing like a tortured beast to quieten the perennial spirits singing songs of failure in your ears every day .

It takes intelligence to play the fool, so a clown is a tad better than a noisy, full-blown knucklehead like you.

See are your stupidity dey light up nairaland like Christmas tree

Blossomed idiot!

Umbrateeth04:
ROTFL....OFFPOINT!!!
You should know how to regain your
composure after being knucked dazzled by my fact filled chainsaw
Look at another hypnotized dimwit trying to exalt himself above murky waters of raw idiocy after a filthy bath in an impoverished realm of bandwagons
I will barb your damaged head with acidic vawulence today
your birth was the consequences of two inferior apes who knew nothing about genotype compatibility

The only difference between you and your dingbat father was that it missed the ship taking dump folks free of charge to the 21st century.

Now gyrate some more as my chainsaw ravages you to pieces

when maladic lowbreed cuts and joins old nairaland disses together, they sound like a bitch trying anal for the first time.

But You will collapse like your father's bantam peñïs that produced a anal bandit like you

I started this art when your mother was still going from one gynecologist to another to see if her cyst-beclouded ovum could hold your father's watery spermatid to conceive you.

Please, realise if your parents had a son like me they'll human-traffic you for a labelled bottle of cooking oil ..

your papa go still swap you for 5 litters of fuel if he found out you're full-blown gay

Now bury your 2013 recycled and edited disses inside your mother's acidic vulva.

weak Gaylord. The only violence you have ever experienced happened deep inside your rectum This putrid sac of human pus,who thinks being gay is cool, also thinks his weak disses are headliners. What a discombobulated idiot.


When you're birthed by a woman whose clitoriz is bigger than her brain mass, you're going to exhibit delirium of perception.

I'm going to hit you harder than your unmotivated father had ever fawked your vulva -itching mom.
You're just a tiny fleck of insignificance ranting on the internet like a wrongly programmed malware because your dick-hopping mother couldn't pin your pregnancy on anyone.

Umbrateeth04, Nairaland gay tse-tse fly is about to be squashed like a tiny fleck of insignificance.

Son of a shiftless sperm merchant

Mercury12:
Thank you. The werey is just pretending on nairaland and stylishly supporting LGBT forbidden abominables. Dude don't want to admit he is gay. He has been doing it for long on nairaland. I pray he don't rape an underage boy someday

The obtuse human waste is gay alright. He tries to rationalize his perverse sexual orientation by supporting gay right.

nonyofor2:
Tinibu's campaign is all about mocking and insulting people, he can't say what he will do for Nigerians and how he will do it yet some people are clamouring for APC presidency. Chai! Who do us this thing.

and what about Tinubu who brought buhari on us.....you have to have witchcraft and uncommon level of wickedness to be a Tinubu or buhari supporter.

DispatcherLagos:

Serves him right. He thinks he can do that rubbish Ned did to Regina outside the shores of this dungeon.

Others travelled out for a greener pasture, your own na tighter kpekus you go find.

Whatever the age difference between Regina and Ned, she was an adult, but this child is just a prepubescent.

Learn not to expose your illiteracy when making a simple post online

LILTJAY:
how do you know he is a Nigerian man?
does that name sound Nigerian?
useless blogger

from Edo state. Yes the last name is Nigerian

Winnin009:
Still a clown that doesn’t know the definition nor purpose of a continental union.

Clown! Clown!! Clown!!!

Losin009 is desperately clinging at the last straw!!!

You're having daddy issues or raised by a part-time dad?

Umbrateeth04:
LMFAO..your verbal war is still trekking...is this your best shot?... that's too poor
The barbs you think you hurls pales in comparison with what I have in stock for you. The nullity and inhility of the gibberish you used ur leprosy fingers to type tells the wazzock and the divvy nerk u are. your muppet head filled with schlepper-like goofball shits which made you mouth off garbage. No reason to heap the miserey of ur blame on ur worthless life but that of the weeny dip that let a palooka spud to penetrate her, reason why she birthed a boofhead mompara called Drive.ByKiller

from experience, people that begin their clapback with LMFAS are actually haemorrhaging internally

It takes less effort to ruffle you than it takes to part your mummy's wrinkled thighs apart.

you're still nervous like a prepubescent teenagers with obesity and pimples ...listen, the only reason the blad floozie you call mother conceived you was because she couldn't calculate her cycle

She would easily delete you if you were a text on her phone. You see, if my a roadside prostitute's standard you're still a failure.

You're a weekend snack for pastime for me.

A digital roaming vagabond like you is economically inferior to the data that conveys this message.

Now I know you're shifting from one feet to the other transferring your frustrated weight in your neighbour's gate using his hotspot.

A dejected gay advocate looking for validation online when in the real world, you're like humanity's thoroughly sucked out orange

Human aberration!

gaby:
I've always used my spit on your butthole. How could you not remember this? Oh, I forgot, your original brain disengaged from your cracked skull when you dropped out from your whorish momma butthole...

Bastard son of a million street dogs.

we've always known you're gay so no big revelation there.

What is newsworthy is that your brain is still as deformed as your sexual orientation.

You're what we call nature's purge

Winnin009:
Still a clown that doesn’t know the definition nor the purpose of a continental union. Nothing can change that.

Clown! Clown!! Clown!!!

welcome back, perennial idiot.
Your lungs must rely on nairaland to breathe.

Confused slowpoke

Umbrateeth04:
bhahahahaha there the damaged brain lunatic goes again with his futile drivelings..now listen to me you hapless beetle dung...your dolt IQ is lower than that of a roach....and I won't give a piece of shit like you any chance to breathe again!!!

You came from an ancestry and a long linage of “ Nothingness “ your progenitors came from
that existence and have been existing in that small bubble of “ Nothingness “ you the offspring can't escape that reality as your fate is sealed and inevitable,dread it,run from it,but that great destiny of Nothingness and emptiness awaits you and invariably you would end your hapless,miserable and inconsequential existence in that state!!

your defiled anus must really be envious of this filth that comes out of your fingers.

Your penmanship is as unorganized as your mother's undies.
Your diss construction is like a choir singing out of rhythm. Now remove your hands from your partner's zipper and use both hands to type.

Sperm quzzler

Tannhauser:

There's no reason whatsoever for being completely bereft of any modicum of morals.
No matter how its dressed up, a ho.e remains a h.oe.
And na person pikin go still marry this one...

Modified: The so called modern woman has completely lost it. Even as a man, I can't type anything that risque on my page.
*Spits*
Those of you talking about virgins must be living in a bubble of your stupidity and know nothing about the real world. That's why it's so easy for women to fool you and you will be there thinking you are smart. Do you know how many " virgins" are out there having anal sex? They keep the hymen for the fool that worships it and go round giving out BJs, hand jobs and anal. I personally met FIVE in my bachelor days and that was in the early 2000s when the world wasn't this mad.

You're giving life to hoes and making virgins look bad.

gaby:
You are so pathetic in your lame attempt to appear intelligent and a troll. Such a huge joke and an epic fail.

Throwing big, fancy-sounding words you cull from the dictionary makes you even sound more laughable.

If you were truly as intelligent by a quarter as you would have people believe, your first response to my comment on this thread shouldn't have been the one-word "idiot". You should have given your brain a knock to come up with an argument to counter my submissions. But hey, that's too much to ask from a numb-skulled idiot with potty for a grey matter in his skull which was smashed in as a result of him dropping from his whorish mum's Vjay onto a hard ground with his head.

Thunder fire you.

Next time you go look for your age mates and types to troll, not me.

A horrible and shameful death awaits you.

you're a blight to God's creation, chief phaggot. Mr Dingbatted. Do you use Vaseline or spit or you go unaided. Spit on your existence

Your birth is akin to natural disaster. Do

Nature really phuqued you hard.