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17 pages later and you still haven't announced a winner? Ok lets make it a 100 pages then. We need a winner otherwise this thread won't end.

In that case I will start the bidding at $1,000, if nobody can contest it then I'm the winner. Please bidders should not bid ficticious amount but what they can afford to pay(in real life) to win the coveted postion of "MR MACHO". To be duly crowned by tee*ice (the referee)
consolation prizes included.

tee*ice it's time for these guys to put their money where their mouth is. Because na me first fall in love, let me go first, $1,000 dollars going , going, going

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3551691#msg3551691 date=1236280646]All you guys are killing me, lol[/quote]Never die o! We need you for this game.

i hope my name is on the list you're compiling. look as you just fashi your guy sha. Na wah o!

aus123:
@ Tee* Ice

Thank dearie,

I lv to meet u,

Look at this guy! You're pathetic. Oya go buy plane ticket na?

aus123:
@ tee* ice

Don't waste ur time 4 that nonetity,

He can't even stay on the net 4 more than 2mins,

So this is my competition? Hope he can hang as long a she claims.

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3538621#msg3538621 date=1236092185]Thank you Aus123, you are my hero

@D-roc you are fired.[/quote]You're dumping me for daddy daycare?

Oh well,

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3538357#msg3538357 date=1236090158]Welcome back, thought you abandoned me[/quote]Funny enuff, I kinda missed you.

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3538393#msg3538393 date=1236090481]Lol i did not start this thread to look for male friends or BFs in particular.
The guys are just attracted to me [/quote]you can say that again.

d-ROC is back in the building!

I see we are making new friends. awww, I feel like holding somebody's hand and singing "We are the World".




, quietly leans back on a leather sofa sipping a Moca- Latte. Oh milk mustache. LOL.

spikedcylinder:
Two of you should shut up. Church rats.

Let the truth burn ur ears and eyes. Ori e church rat!

Some folks(mostly the females) got me all wrong. I neither generalized nor said all poor girls were gold-diggers.

spikedcylinder:
4 frigging pages?

@d-roc
Anytime you can make it through 24 hours without jerking off to my name, consider yourself achieved.

Imagine this babe o?
Instead of admitting that the thought of d-ROC keeps your juices flowing, you're out here saying ish you can't even substantiate.Your first two posts this early morning were addressed to me (must have been dreaming of d-ROC). Sorry babe I'm too expensive.

You've been stalking me since i posted that Poor Girls thread, besides you followed me here. Now tell me who's sprung?

here we go again. Work and stop browsing ,your boss will catch you o.

DaPhoenix:
she already cyber-dumped you lol

Aha! You would like that wouldn't you? to see d-ROC and tee*ice fall apart.

Well tee*ice dear, tell these haters that we are still as tight as a jock-strap. BFF's forever.

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3535004#msg3535004 date=1236027834]LOL
I have no comments [/quote]hmmm, whose side are you on anyways?

Perverts!! Y'all need JESUS!



i], spits on thread and slams the door. [/i]

You guys are just monsters! the reason I'm cool with tee*ice is because she's not like all you vampires. Even her words beautiful. Don't let me come after you losers. Leave me and my homegirl alone.

@tee*ice

I can melt your ice all day loooong baby.

tee*ice,

Never mind those guys, they can't recognise a diamond  anyway.

davidylan:
I'm not sure you want any friends.

tee*ice, I'll be you friend even if non of these bozos wants to. Love ain't always about the physical or superficial.

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3534744#msg3534744 date=1236023242]All you guys are making me blush with these talk.
D-roc i dont know if i trust you, ladies do you all think D-roc is being sincerely nice?
Plsssssss help!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Yes I am, remember my heart was the first to answer your call when your heart beckoned to mine now these haters want to tear us apart.

Let's start a thread for just U and Me.

What do you say gorgeous?

spikedcylinder:
But yet you are. Again, check your esteem. Tut tut.

Yada yada yada, don't you ever stop talking?

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3534629#msg3534629 date=1236021337]Thank you D-roc
You know there is a thread about "why nigerian men fall in love quickly"
You are not one of those men are you? lol[/quote]tee*ice,

if my tender arms could span the oceans and bridge the distance that seperates us I would hug you right now.

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3534677#msg3534677 date=1236022250]Oh no he didnt.

D-roc should know that while some women are gold diggers and some men can be hole diggers ( if you know wat i mean )[/quote]A good sense of Humour you have despite their ramblings and hating. d-ROC never said all women were golddiggers. Like I told you before they are just jealous, so keep your eyes on me baby.

@dapheonix
I am, new to this so pardon.
Wat is so bad about D-roc?

D-roc cannot be that retarded.

@tee*ice

I'm so loving you right now.

Those girls are just jealous cos I saw you first. Daphoenix and Spikedcylider just couldn't stand losing another girl to a guy (Remember, make Godly friends and Straight friends)

Cheers 

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3533839#msg3533839 date=1236009517]Thank you girl.where you based?[/quote]Hey! Show a little love to the guys too.

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3533728#msg3533728 date=1236008417]I like honest,God fearing,real people.
Is thats good enough?[/quote]That will do just fine.

spikedcylinder:
Except poor people.

Hey Spikey, Lets be nice.

spikedcylinder:
Any smile will do for you? You need to work on your esteem. Dude.

Wrong diagnosis! d-RoC won't toot his horn, cos he's too fly to be seen joining issues with the likes of you.

I disagree with the following.

I love to see women suffer and in pains. It turns me on big tyme!

Wait a minute! Isn't your mom a woman. I'm not with you on that one. I love women.

Christians are fools, Pastors are idiots, Bible lovers are daft & dense!

I bind you in the name of JESUS!

[quote author=Bleep-You link=topic=230793.msg3533392#msg3533392 date=1236005118]How can you even think of marrying a poverty stricken tart who was born to suffer and will die suffering? What do you gain from mingling with these village inbreds who would do anything to suck out a man dry to feed their grumpy and malnourished parents back home? Is it my fault that her parents are illiterates and poverty ridden?

Why cant they marry their own kind instead of chasing well to do men to sustain their over bloated poverty stricken lifestyle? And once you introduce them to the good life, they begin to think they are queens and made for the city and can mingle with the high and mighty, forgetting that they were born as slum dogs and should return back to the dustbin where they were brought from.

Stupid irritants. No wonder in the olden days, they used to kill poor people and make them eternal slaves of the educated and well to do society. I dont know why that system has stopped. The more we make them realise that they are good for nothing scums and slum dogs fit for only the garbage, the more they will understand that they arent even men's equals in any way but brain dead poverty stricken shit heads fit enough to dine with rats in a garbage dumps and allow the rich girls marry their kind, so that the social status will remain![/quote]Being from a poor family doesn't make anyone scum. That's not what we're saying.

Dude, you sure know how to shoot-em up don't you?

[quote author=tee*ice link=topic=241536.msg3533553#msg3533553 date=1236006809]How do i make friends on nairaland[/quote]First by defining what you look for in a friend and then, wait for more responses.


d-ROC is everybody's friend anyway.

spikedcylinder:
LOL @ spiked - c - liner ! Poor girl huh?

I don't know why I'm grinning so much but I take that as a compliment.

P.S I'm indifferent to class or status. . . . . who's poor now?

Now you finally admit that I make you smile. Still Got it.

spikedcylinder:
And as I said on the first page or so of this thread, you suck!
If you approach these girls from a monetary angle, they will respond to you likewise. Its common sense. Also, depends on the crowd you roll with.

Right now, there's not one friend I have that I can imagine "taxing" a guy for money or other things. Its unimaginable!

When I posted this topic I knew that Poor girls and Gold-Diggers won't be happy.

@ Spikedcyliner

P.S. You suck (, and I mean it in a nice way)

work talk:
I am with tope2000 na real thunder fire your laptop, see me see trouble, you way dey talk as bet you have a stash of money saved in your basement to last you an entire lifetime!!!What rubbish? I can just imagine your type of person, *hiss* what a snob tagging people as poor. [color=#990000][/color]

where is all this ignorance coming from?

You seem to lack a fundamental understanding of this topic. Perhaps you should have an adult read it out for you.

Girls have always branded guys without spending power as "poor" and society accepts this, now I'm simply saying that a girl who can't pay her bills should not expect anyone else to pay her bills. Get a job!

The 60's and 70's are over. Women are allowed to go to school and work now. If you step up to the plate and take responsibility for your own life instead of waiting for a "rich guy" to come along, then maybe you'll earn my respect and that of my peers.

For those of you who still have reservations about this topic. You should check out the story of Donald Trump and Ivana Trump, Paul Mcarthney and Heather Mills, Russel Simmons and Kimora Lee, Anna Nicole Smith and and Michael Jordan whose Divorce cost him $168million dollars.

Bottomline: DONT MARRY A POOR GIRL WITHOUT A PRE-NUP

check out this thread dealing with pre-nups, it's fascinating.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-13568.128.html

People say money has nothing to do with love but it has everything to do with "love gone wrong", check out the figures.


http://www.medindia.net/news/Macca-Mills-Divorce-Settlement-Among-the-Top-10-Celebrity-Divorces-34320-1.htm

The top 10 celebrity settlements are:

1. Michael and Jaunita Jordan, 2007: 84 million pounds

2. Neil Diamond and Marcia Murphey, 1994: 75 million pounds

3. Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving, 1989: 50 million pounds

4. Harrison Ford and Melissa Matheson, 2004: 42 million pounds

5. Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva, 1994: 40 million pounds

6. James Cameron and Linda Hamilton, 1999: 25 million pounds

7. Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, 2008: 23.4 million pounds

8. Michael and Diandra Douglas, 1998: 22.5 million pounds

9. Ted Danson and Casey Coates, 1993: 15 million pounds

10. Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, 1999: 12.5 million pounds.


I loved this part of the thread;

Famous Last Words:

On the Engagement of Sir Paul Mac Cartney and Heather Mills:

Reporter to Sir Paul:"Hey Paul will you have a Pre Nup?"

Sir Paul: "Don't be silly, we're far too much in love for that"


Now this was before he was hit by reality and millions of pounds in divorce settlement now he's learnt the lesson i've been trying to teach. Love My FOOT.

[quote author=s.j. link=topic=230793.msg3526633#msg3526633 date=1235818360]I sounded like a poor girl just now, I am upper middle class. For the record, an ameture writer and am developing a program for children who have traumatically lost a family member or have been through trauma in general, am single, happily so and when I meant debate I actually meant it.[/quote]You obviously don't qualify as a poor girl because it seems you've got a lot going on. A poor girl doesn't have anything going on but she'll pretend for the hell of it.

As for the debate, D-roc just sent you a mail.

d-ROC is back!

Am really feeling this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy945z_cfAU

Swizz Beatz - Money in the bank.

Showtime!
[Chorus:]
She ain't got no money in the bank
She be walking 'round actin' all stank
Now she at the party looking at me
Boys said she can't get saved by me
I'm lookin at her like (right)
I ain't tryna save that girl
I ain't tryna save that girl
I ain't tryna save that girl
She got the hand open like I pay that girl
[Verse 1:]
Now, whatch'all wanna do? (do)
Wanna be ballers, shot callers, brawlers
You be in the back bet she gon' call ya
Come on dawg she want this 'pala [?]
Cris' in the yard in the new finny bags
Anything is good cuz she's baddest as she had
She sitting at the bar and she's lookin' so sad
Something 'bout, uh-uh-uh I wanna ride in your jag
Uh uh uh, I wanna ride to your house
I said "easy chick, I fly to my house"
I, live so far think I look down south
Why don't you take it out my pants and put it in yo (echoes)
[Chorus:]
[Verse 2:]
I see ya, you got the good shoes on
Good dress on, I mean you got the best song
I'm sitting at the back drankin' Devil Liquor
The Roselito, you know how we do
In the Four Theme house you was fucking with my niggas
My homies say wassup you saying nothing to my niggas
Come on girlfriend why you fronting for my niggas
That dope and that paper is nothing for my niggas
Don't you know we got that money in the, (I repeat)
Don't you know we got that money in the bank
You ain't getting none from me or my bank
Better get you own, g-g-g-get you on face (face)
[Chorus]
[Verse 3:]
It's started like "soft and warm"
Don't get started, I'm invited to the new quiet storm
Now was at the end cause she told me she hate me
And then she said "openin up and leave me"
Plus she said all she want is love and affection
Let me be your angel, and I'll be your protection
Took her out bought her all kinds of things
But it wasn't enough, so this is the song I sing
Cause she broke
[Chorus]

Wallie:
Although, I wouldn’t go as far as the OP but I can kind of relate.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with dating a poor girl but keep an eye out to see if she’s money hungry. The same goes for a rich girl dating a rich guy. I also don’t equate being poor with laziness, there are poor (middle class) people that work very hard for the little they have.

Money hungry people always want to dine on your dime. There’s nothing more of a turn off than a girl that doesn’t even attempt to pay for anything. The truth is that I won’t let her pay even if she wants to just because. Although, there are times you have to look past her shortcomings, at least in the interim.

Money is just a material possession and you can lose it all through no fault of your own. But you have to screen your significant other to make sure they won’t be your downfall through greed.

Also, I think you need to be very cautious with kids from rich parents. They generally tend not to know the value of money and take everything for granted. I would be more worried about dating a girl from a rich family that has nothing going on for her personally.

I think the most likely people to make it in life are people from humble beginnings. Rich kids tend to squander or mismanage their parents’ money once the parents die. Also with most Nigerian pseudo-rich people, they tend to live beyond their means…and usually go broke before they die. Be careful what you ask for.

Also, guys share part of the blame…we like to floss too much. Nigerians are generally flashy but I guess that’s why we’re not oyinbos. I know I’m guilty…although level pass level.

You sound very enlightened, your lingo is solid and I totally agree with you. After reading this I consider myself "enlightened". Cheerio.

MsFlorida:
Interesting read but rather childish.

A lot of men never want to take responsibility for the woman they pick and choose to boink.

Why do men have to throw all women, rich or poor, under the bus because of their f'd up choices in women?

The funny thing is, poor girls will date men with money from here to eternity as long as they are BEAUTIFUL because men think with their d***s!! Then when things don't turn out in their favor they throw money, how much they did financially for a woman, and she's a gold digger in the mix.

This is never going to end because its nature.

, and what planet did you say you were from exactly?