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format9798:
Dey sey make we no dey pound yam for the house. i sey sho.

e get why

Ahhh na Pansheke boys the that o, Abk boys no get joy

Took 6 bullets for love


What I mean is that I drank 6 bullets to make love!

I wore it better

Raychee:
So even if the girl did something bad how does that justify inflicting that kind of burn on the child's face? So if that's your daughter that would be your reaction?? That's horrible!!

no no I won't inflict such pain on my daughter even not my daughter. Some news ain't real, it might be accident

They should settle the matter. The girl should repackage herself cos in no tym, another guy is coming for her.

I won't be so quick to judge here, let hear from the step mom about what really happened.

That's what u see in country that have no CCTV cameras on streets & high ways

So I will buy what will give me ear problem abi?

Lagosssssssss street boys ehn.

BigSarah:
Pestle man: kuro Lona mi
Lastma : abi olorun fe baye ti eje
Pestle man: mo ma LA igi si ori E o, mo MA fo ori e da nu
Lastma : won bi baba baba ,baba baba nla e da
Pestle man: ah ah ah o MA shofo *grabs pestle, and does the needful*
End scene

osheyyyy my dear reporter

pocohantas:
The problem with Naija guys is they hate to take correction. Always acting like they are perfect and women are the problem. Ask them why they are single and 100% of the problem is Nigerian women.

Some of you are so dirty, the dirtiness can be seen right from your cars and fingernails. Body odour and mouth odour, arrogance and other turnoff.

Take correction, no way! This thread should be a learning curve for some of you, but you rather attack.

just leave us alone abeg

Debra911:
Visiting guys is one thing I'm scared of. The first day I visited a guy, I didnt waste time ,the guy noticed I was scared. The guys house was quite clean,he's a doc.

why are you scared? He's a doc not hoodlum

illicit:
I once caught a new fish....


I told her I haven't had sex in a while....


The day we wanted to get down at my place, she asked me to produce my condom, When I produced two, she asked for the pack and the rest, when I couldn't come up with it....


She threatened to leave until I confessed that I make love on a steady.

the babe get sense pass u be that.

Thank Jah, the match that seems to spoil my ticket is suspended.

Farmers no dey there?

Slawormirr won't you come to Shiloh 2020?

technicallyrich:
trash, shiloh to me only serves as a place where retired old hagss above 30 go and try luck, if at last after all their fukin and messing around a guy who is a mugu can be deceived and put up with their wasted pusy.
at best adebo ole and the other deeper life thievesss are yaribanza mudslim ocgutist looking for the gullibles to scam and amase more wealth.

so how did you feel after typing this nonsense? Better be careful

Happy for baba & his daught rbut Heaven matter pass ssce, ND, HND, BSC, MBBS, FWACS, MSC, PhD. Etc...

Yahoo ni baba alawo, ole ni everybody in naira Marley voice

Abeg abeg! Not again!!!

Zzor:
Ritualists

must you loud it?

fear don catch them

People don plenty pass job!

This lady & slowomir I no know who smoke pass

The only problem there is that your mom is so obsessed with him.

Common Makinde it okay!

Wedding ceremony turn to give away event!

Busted! How will she explain to God like this?

Openbusiness:
Investigative clues: Gin + energy drink + sex

Analysis: gin can cause heartburn and energy drinks increases blood pressure, while sex causes fatigue and irregular heartbeats

Probable cause of death = high blood pressure, heart failure with possible choking asphyxiation

Conclusion: gin + energy drink + sex = deadly combination

u tried!

Disadvantages of indecent dressing