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traecey: done dt

plz send a msg na... I'm yet to see d add

RealtorOtabor: Reping PL10! Changed my mind on team goalkeeper when I see that pitch,I can't go and break my hand for nothing. in other news! if you were not at Guinness stand at mami last night,u carry last o! The place na club! come see rocking rocking!

The ground is too rough jhur esp afta rains... Dts y I avoid going dere.

iyanuakin: this mawnin drill and wad on point....dose songs especially... boring lecture thou...rep.platoon 5

Esp wen dt short "man o war" instructor comes in... Dt guy is so funny mehn... He loves to sing & dance.

hardychris: d oda benefits depends on where you are doing ur PPA, some organisations pay 40,60k so u pray to get such place.

Example of such places plz

Jimwalex: no probs bro..u still rock! wishn u d best in fct..

thanks. Wishin u d best too.

traecey: tnx dear

Welcome art thou. Expecting ur add on whatsapp still

cutiepie01: ur nyansh don open.I'll go and tell them,dr philabd is a guy!!Ehen,ppl have said it,dat its either u're transgender or definitely a guy.So,u jst dey use our brain since.

Lol... I said I'm sorry na

cutiepie01: U were detected long b4 now.That time u were away 4 a long time,it was speculated dat u were either transgender or definately a guy.BTW,are u cleoqueen?

nah... I'm nt cleoqueen.

Cleoqueen: Hahahaha...good luck with that...when are you going to camp?...I still have a month to go

I got to camp dis evening, soldiers use me & others tk shine. Na even ground I dey sleep so, no more bunks.

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Spicylate: no

is it expensive making use of the stapler dere, instead of buying?

Fresia01: y nt,, if d guy is good and self disciplined

Okay, no problem.

toluxa1: hmmmmm, If na me say I need accomodation now.....

Hehehe... Den we ll look 4 one for u

Miner13: a confused gender being

Nope, i'm nt confused. Jux having fun

Miner13: i dislike phila jare

na wetin Phil do you?

Samguine: *Challenge accepted*

Bros, abeg I nor challenge u o

yokiti: To God Almighty be the glory for making this present batch B a reality. Though it difficult to say good bye now but I cant hold it back when the appointed time has come as we are all destined to come across one another spatio - temporally.
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I want to commend the effort of every poster here that has contributed in one way or the other to making this thread interesting and informative.
To oga Seun and other supermods most especially Obinoscopy who has been our present help anytime we need his assistance and Mukina2 for their numerous touches. My co- moderators here, Ogbeche77 and Crazyman whose behind the scene activities have helped us greatly.
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To our senior friends and colleagues; Missindependent, Opeyemmmy ( aside being Great Ife Alumni; you, godG and incoming otondo Samguine have some other things in common), Imanuelle, J3da (all will continue to be well ), Madridfc, Funpeter, Ajoksele (not minding that inec registration picture), Yas2kguy (hope Abia is now safe for muslim corpers?), Tunapa2009, my philosophical godG, Obinoral(cant recollect the number in your moniker now) and the enterprising Footlocker; my prayer is that you all will not lack helpers when needed in Jesus name.
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I will not forget the Tsunami that blew away our former house and how Valentinooo took it upon himself to shelter and resettle us here quickly. I wish to commend the banters, the virtual philandering, the accusation and counters that comes with it, the many chaos and how we swiftly resolve it all and all other association and acts made possible by the faithful members of this house.
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Stand up for recognition Samguine (our organising secretary and the vice chairman of the B14 E- philanderers association ) the special Dr Meeky ( E- philanderers chairman himself ). The principled SMEEKY, the "character" DrPhilaBd ( whose recent confession hasnt made difference) you all stand in a class of your own. .
All our creamy ladies (in Meeky's voice); smeeky's unqualifiable Dackchocolate, the whiter than caucausian whytjane, the BINI princess Zerray ( the chairlady of association defenders of OAU against criticism ; i know this epistle of mine is not too long because as a graduate of PPE, thoroughly answering what is political science/ politics question in an examination will take nothing less than 4 pages), deaconess Holusin, pastor mrs Estyfloxy, Ifyzo, 1kanma , the delta queens Godsfavourite1 and traecey (how I wish you can assist in locking of all duplicate threads), my ever FAITHful headmistress Cutiepie01 ( you will be highly favoured in all your ways ), hajia Heemah (dont go with that certificate but your NYSC certificate will carry that name you intend using ),Redbunny, Samguine's AdaEkube and Buksich, Fluffy22; the mother of samguines niece (pardon me for failing to honour my promise of writing about what nursing mothers, married/pregnant women stand to gain in camp... The link in that locked thread will help too. Dont relent on the vigil) and others whose monikers I will add as soon as I remember.
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Our able and great guys; the unquantifiable "no quarrel" Ojestas (how much will I pay to learn Yoruba from you? ), Macuwon and skateboard (blue emperor) chykmoni (God will continue to comfort you), "have no fear" mannylex, highmey, justfree1, Osemu08/ Osemu8. The grammatical economist Sowl, Adedeji65, Ajasa4link ( more money to your bank account when the new season commences), al gaosu Jimwalex and his naturally ahead Abu Zaria colleagues, rhazur the man with the great maxim whose results has cancelled all insults.
AderibigbeAAA, Gbajabiamila1, the Niger trained Toluxa1, the specially breeded Kalabari son; Sokarsenal and his ideological twin brother; the rationally minded rationalmind
( having a heart of your own is a good quality but somethings are beyond our physical understanding).
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Reading the comments of majority of you do give me hope that Nigeria is not doomed has been potrayed and the beautiful ones are not only but they are already here to stay. You guys and ladies of 2014 Batch Best rocks
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It will be a disservice if I didnt give credits to our other colleagues who started with us but NYSC has given opportunity to be a partaker of the latter days glory by being a batch Correct corpers; Enellcy, Luvlycutebay, sodiqyinka, noordean, chairman akerry, suyamasta and others who are too numerous to mention.
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I cannot but also recognise the activities of the viewers association i.e. The ghost mode generals.
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To everything that has a beginning, must surely come to an end.
What is next after NYSC? i do hope I will be able write few things that might be of help later on.
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My prayer is that God will hide you all under his shadow and he will be your present help always. When you shall be passing out of the scheme, a minute silence shall not be held on behalf of any of you in Jesus name.
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"Byyyyyy the centreeeee" quick march to your various states of deployment orientation camps ( I am begging the stream 1 corpers to please report camp activities here so that those in stream 2 will be well equipped). Ajuwaya!!!

Amen. Thank you Sir. Wish ya the very best.

traecey: house pls put mi in ur prayers...Typhoid nd Malaria wana spoil my trip...nd am leavn 2mao

You are healed iJN. Jux believe dt gudhealth is ur portion... I ve said It, believing is all it takes to receive it.

HuckleberryFinn:
I like this dude!

Thank you for liking this dude

adedeji65: me no believe anybody moniker before , na only me I sabi , oti ye e ..... Nd peeps dem feel am dey hail am , in old testament na to stone to death

Ah ah... U r too hard jhur. Don't tell me u r disappointed because u were "falling" for d "lady" o... It ws jux for fun sake, nt to scam anyone.

Jimwalex: wot! wats dis dat m reading...so drphilabd na 'he' and nt 'she'!!!! nairaland wonder!!!

Lol... Plz forgive me, for I ve sinned.

Jimwalex: haha..u ehn! abeg wia dem post u joor!!

na FCT bros...

traecey: hmmm...wah abt mi?

lol... Okay Na, be expecting my call...if u drop ur digits

adedeji65: badoo , not all are black , but they have dis portable sexy stature .....*winks*

u mean no ugly babes dere?

Cleoqueen: It is now a lady that types like a dude? ...sokarsenal, you are funny lol..if you say so, let's wait and see if there will be another confession from it

Yea, dere is anoda confession.
I lyk girls alot... So some pple say though I don't believe dem because I believe in fidelity/faithfulness. Dis one I ws posted to FCT, hw ll I be able to meet a young lady who is not a corpmember to ve somethg wit because my plan ws to work my ppa to a tertiary institution. I heard in Abj, d ladies u ll see outside r always in a hurry to get to work or get home. Dis issue is disturbing me well well... I need a lady wit body lyk Queen.
Dis is my other confession... Hehehe *wickedgrin*

Ifyzo: its me,i was posted to ekiti too bt i dnt live in edo state..u can ask pple around u how u can go abt it,i also did. your base is quite closer to ekiti than mine. Goodluck

Martins301 to get to Ekiti state from Edo state, go to the park by UBTH, dts whr u ll get a bus...Its approximately 3hrs. Thank me later.

prixxy7: joke of d millenium! U̶̲̥̅̊ kidding ryt

nah... Nt kidding. I'm sorry.

sokarsenal: . 'Pretense for this long'......For where? ........the first time I read his/her message here......I said that moniker dr.PhilABd wrote in the pattern of a GUY........there is a way a man types online and there is way a woman types online.........when you get into the pysche of it....you would know..........bt now I think Dr.PhilA.Bd is a lady who types like dude

Lol... U ain't serious o... U were actually d first to detect dt I'm a guy... Expect our call soon.

Samguine: You be woman joor

Na force to get breast & "wateva"? I nor be woman o... Abeg don't force me lest wen u tear my boxers, na snake go bite u.. *wickedgrin*

traecey: hehehe...philo philo...so u naw dcided to go to fct abi? God wee judge u

Babe, its nt my fault o... Dey jux decided to throw me there. God get why sha. I ws seriously looking forward to seeing u & maybe hanging out wit u in camp...bt they had other plans.

Cleoqueen: I still don't believe you jor...although I got mine on Friday...but on Wednesday, a lot of people were there, and maybe you saw me

Didn't see you... Didn't.

Cleoqueen: Nothing to be sorry for...looking back,it was actually fun and entertaining and gave the thread more pages

True!