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OMO! YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND THESE BOREHOLES PEOPLE A.K.A NON-VIRGIN O! YOU ARE 100% CORRECT ABOUT THEM ...BUT THEY HAVE REALLY SHOWN YOU SHEGE BANSA..LOL.

Lalami3232:

The average non-virgin Nigerian woman was either into the public or private olosho industry. During this phase of their lives, they will say:
1. I can't date a broke man
2. I need a romantic man to take care of me
3. If you can't take me to Chinese restaurants, then forget going out with me.
4. My boyfriend must have a car.
5. If you can't buy me wigs and good iPhones bla bla bla, then forget it.
During this period eeh, their age mates can hardly get a bite of their kpekus. It was always been sold to the highest bidders (married men and some few young men). They look at young hustling guys and say "you're not my class".
When they start approaching the "newspaper season", they will relocate to one part of the country with the already dilapidated kpekus and start attending a church. Some of dem will even go as far as joining the choir.
No more revealing clothes anymore, no more showing of sagged cleavage. Then comes a "prince charming" who's ready to lay down his life for his Queen . He takes her in without doing any thorough research about her past. He forgets to know that "a new car is always far more durable than a roughly used car, even though you repaint".
They will attack us by saying "her past doesn't matter" and we will smile. They will call us sadists but we will only smile. They will tell us to face our lives but we will just 😊.
After some few years time, Mr prince charming creates another moniker to cry and tell us how his non-virgin aka borehole wife deceived him with paternity fraud.
Oga why you think say your non-virgin woman wey don sleep for plenty bed pass doctors go dey 100% faithful? Like VDM will always say, "y'all will learn in the hard way".
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

You are 100% correct.

Lalami3232:

After the lady don retire from her "prestigious hustle", sh go relocate to another part of the country and settle down. She go say "I need a God fearing man that knows how to treat a woman ". She go meet one s*e*x starved man wey go invite her home. After sex, she go prepare food, sweep, clean the house and everywhere go dey nice. The man go say "this my new babe na wife material oooooo, E be like say I go marry her abeg". She go use teary eyes take tell the "lucky" man say her body count is less than 3 (that na the number wey our Nigerian non-virgins dey always give. Not forgetting to add say dem rape dem na make dem lost virginity. That's their national anthem). The man go believe her boy count figure because the kpekus go tight pass rusted micro ring, all thanks to vagina tightening cream. The man go happy say he's one hell of a lucky man. Call friends and starts preparing for traditional marriage etc. Dem go invite us to reception to chop and spray money (even though we no get enough money to waste on the wedding of a non-virgin).
Laslas, dem go born and the pikin go resemble the man so much. Oga go dey hustle to train be children so that Dem go get a better life than what he had. Only for DNA test to prove to am say "ASHAWO WEY GO MARRIAGE ONLY GO FOR HOLIDAY".
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

Village people at work!

Honestly, there is nothing in sex, sex is just overated! the consequences of sex is more than it's enjoyment.
i wonderwhy some people freak about sex!.

Scientists:
https://www.nairaland.com/8088529/thick-yellow-discharge-penis-despite

https://www.nairaland.com/8089130/story-masturbation-causes-gonorrhoea-graphic

No wonder! Please how can i get there "Jehova Jarah T.V. program advert theme song?.

judedwriter:
A big congratulations to MFM and Dr Olukoya!

Dr Olukoya was formally a choir master!

Honestly Mountain of fire is the best interms of classical music, i always overwhelmed anytime i listen to there classical musics! They are so unique!!. Kudos to Pastor Olukoya for that.

GlobalNews2020:
MFM CHOIR WINS GOLD FOR NIGERIA IN NEW ZEALAND (Video)


The Dr Daniel Olukoya led Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries (MFM) Worldwide has done it again. The ministry known for excellence and precision has put Nigeria into the global map musically.

This is not unconnected to the fact that one of the Church’s choir groups – MFM Mountain Top Chorale, has won a gold medal at the 2024 World Choir Games in Auckland, New Zealand.

The World Choir Games is a prestigious international competition that celebrates the rich tapestry of choral music from around the globe.

According to WCG’s website, this year’s event had more than 11,000 singers from over 30 countries in Auckland for “the largest choral competition and festival on the planet.”

Reacting to the development, an elated General Overseer of MFM, Prof Daniel Olukoya, expressed delight on Facebook on Thursday, highlighting the opportunity for the choir to represent Nigeria and showcase both indigenous music and his own compositions.

“The World Choir Games, often dubbed the ‘Olympics of chorale music,’ is a renowned international competition that celebrates the diversity of choral music and fosters global harmony through song.”

The World Choir Games is a prestigious international competition that celebrates the rich tapestry of choral music from around the globe that fosters global harmony through song.”

It’s fantastic to see the MFM Mountain Top Chorale compete in category C22 – Spiritual and earn 83.38 points, awarding a GOLD MEDA, the organisers said.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCl1ieAuC6k?si=30MiQynJxImQRwVc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQnfWv0kRtY?si=NTVzsvxVpsH7XtkS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk301NiiQIw?si=z6oKrX0wi9Ms2B5g

You have taken over from slawormiir! I always enjoy your vibes . Kudos to your Ninja man photo

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I was der

Em just join the SMOKING COMMUNITY so na me ROLL WEED 4 him.


But the guy too like CIGARETTE shar


Rema performed well


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

You are 100%. Sex is just overrated, Honestly, there is nothing in sex .

Infolenka:
I think sex is overrated and I don't know why people are so obsessed with it.

I am going to share things I consider better than sex.

Feel free to add yours if I don't mention it.

Lets go.

Lol.
E never start, e go use 50,000 bags take go toilet, what was he expecting when he went to rent house in an over priced river[/quote]

Lol.[Qquote author=bizza45 post=130486536]E never start, e go use 50,000 bags take go toilet, what was he expecting when he went to rent house in an over priced river[/quote]

Where is your Intergrity? do you think that it is every woman doing rubbish?! [Aquote author=KillahPriest post=130472035]Corruption fighting back. Why didn't she give up the kpekus to her oga [/quote]

Where is your Intergrity? do you think that it is every woman doing rubbish?![Aquote author=KillahPriest post=130472035]Corruption fighting back. Why didn't she give up the kpekus to her oga [/quote]

Dam Niggar is alright,
You have taken over from Slawormiir,
Ride on my Niggar.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram


Waiting I just read now

Kai !!!. Nawa ooo !!!


Holy Ghost fire on top fire..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lol...I no fit laugh o! honestlyyou really get this guy o no be small.

OmihaniFARH:
Hope you didn't come here to beg ?
Or maybe you came to steal those pictures and use it to beg for money that you are the one with the infection.

Samuel atoroje

Dam niggar is alright, another slaawomirr here.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram real matters on top real matters



LITE UP my WEED In peace


WTF MAN!

Dam Niggar is alright, you have taken ove Slawormiir position here! Is Slawormiir still in this forum?!. [Qquote author=Boogyman557 post=129085641]Holly Gram


EBIN PAWA ooo!!!


LITE UP my WEED In peace


WTF MAN![/quote]

Isoright![Qquote author=slaawomirr post=129053916]Damnnn niggar
Isoright[/quote]

Chai! See as them won spoil show for Slawormiir!!

Sermon1:
How many of us have noticed we can't currently log in to our Facebook account?

Like many have complained of being logged out and not having access to be logged in.

Tell us your experience.

I really like this Lemon green Jersey.

KONJI NA BASTARD! THIS ONE HAS USED PRICK TO NDIFON HIMSELF!!

Dongideon007:
https://punchng.com/16-nude-videos-found-in-suspended-unical-deans-phone-witness/?amp

You are right! Lol!! The Ilupeju own was Pastor Aragbayi, while the first pastor who really [b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]started it was Apostle Tom Samson.

Wawelexy:
Please o leave pastor alone, he told his members he will help them wage war against every battle of their lives, that's all his tryna do, please allow him cash out with the camo


Jokes aside, there's one pastor that cash out with this tactics back then in Ilupeju Mushin area, forgotten the name of his church, he put on full army camo and organised a crusade themed; War against Satanic kingdom I think. Baba really pulled crowd with that stunts that year

OMO! SEE ORIGINAL TRAP!! TRAP OF DISASTERS!! ANTELOPE HAS ENTERED INTO HUNTER'S TRAP!!! YOU WILL SOON SEE SEASON TWO OF THIS KONJI MAN BY THE TIME THE PROBLEM STARTS. REAL MEN CAN NEVER BE CAGED BY PUSSY.

officialwdhtv:
Trendy video of a single mum proposing to her man with the help of her children

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ja2XFJCC4

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2U4OIKPe81/?igsh=MThod3Z5dHkwZzYzZQ==

Contact me and you will really appreciate me at the end of the day. There some certain things you need to avoid.

ahnie:
I want to add weight and I have tried everything possible to gain weight all to no avail.

I have taken drugs aids one to gain weight but non worked.
I have eaten lots of noodles and fried eggs,eaten overnight,but the weight is not just weighting.


Please help recommend what to do so I can gain weight.
My current weight is 68kg.

Attached is a recent pics of me 26/12/2023.

Damnnn niggar! Is alright!! I always gbadun you slawormiir!! You be my correct Guy, it seems i will go and look for an Isoko woman as well and if there is any one here interested then you are free to mail me.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Nothing wrong here
These are two crazy individuals who are fond of each other
And he sure me die say this girl go like gbola
I love ladies that don't pretend not to love gbola
Remind me of two isoko girls have been with

The memory of those ladies will never leave my mind
Wait a minute is it just a normal thing to all isoko girls or have been meeting the right one
Isoko girls have this empathy, pity and sympathy hormones towards thier man. They don't demand financial assistance too much, they are good in bed and always ready to bang. They are caring and somehow different from other normal dramatic women..they get wet and get to orgasm easily at every little touch
If as a young niggarrrr I'm getting ready to think of marriage in the future I will contact anyone of their two be it five years or ten years from now because I still save their number on my Gmail. A sane man can not throw away those two women like that

Just like a Spanishfemale coachitoo..lol.

Hendrixky:
Women!!!
And you go surprise na one or two things dey go on between them way the public nor know

Or rather the woman don give am green light tire

As the man come want respond then the woman begin act that their usual female shakara thing
Look carefully at the first pic you will see that the woman adores it but she still find a way of making female shakara


Guys way nor dey quick give up during toasting una dey try

Me na three days I don give up

See what Konji has caused this one! While many people are still lookingfor an opportunity to Japaa and positively achieve something reasonable!. Chai! Konji na bastard!! Please men,always learn to control your third leg.

Islie:
Apart from having sex with the patient in the hospital’s toilet on the night of 10 June, Mr Onyekpe still went to the patient’s home the following morning and had sex with her.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/health/health-news/635647-exclusive-uk-authorities-punish-nigerian-doctor-over-sex-with-patient.html

Appletek:
You call them busybodies but are silent to the fact that Hamas killed British citizens in Israel. You're talented fool.

You know where Hamas messed up?
They killed different nationalities in that single attack on the music festival. In one attack, you are killing Americans, Britons, Russians, French and Germans. 4 out of 5 Permanent members of the UN Security Council.

Iran sent you to kill Israeli citizens, you started killing Russians, Britons, Americans, Germans.
No wonder Iran sharply comot hand.

Russia is backing Syria but Israel bombed Syrian airports. Russia didn't say anything. You think it's ordinary?

Since Hamas decided to be stupid and fight without sense, Hamas will over collect from various angles.

This one don Ndifon himself because of Konji! Honestly, if you can control your third leg ,you have solved half of the problems in your life.

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xyfjI3hsoQ&

Cyril Ndifon, UNICAL's first Professor of Law, was in August 2015 suspended by the Institution, after been accused of sexually assaulting a 20-year-old 400-level student in his office.

Ndifon sued the Institution and lost the case at the Calabar Division of the National Industrial Court on September 21, 2016.

Attempts by Ndifon to stop the ICPC from taking over the case also met a brick wall as Justice Inyang Ekwo dismissed the suit he (Ndifon) filed on March 02, 2017.

Surprisingly, he was reinstated to his position as Faculty Dean in December last year.


University of Calabar, Nigeria

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7803237/sexual-assault-corruption-unical-law#125109314

https://www.nairaland.com/7803854/unical-law-students-protest-handiwork#125122097

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]This one don Ndifon himself because of Konji! Honestly, if you can control your third leg ,you have solved half of the problems in your life.

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xyfjI3hsoQ&

Cyril Ndifon, UNICAL's first Professor of Law, was in August 2015 suspended by the Institution, after been accused of sexually assaulting a 20-year-old 400-level student in his office.

Ndifon sued the Institution and lost the case at the Calabar Division of the National Industrial Court on September 21, 2016.

Attempts by Ndifon to stop the ICPC from taking over the case also met a brick wall as Justice Inyang Ekwo dismissed the suit he (Ndifon) filed on March 02, 2017.

Surprisingly, he was reinstated to his position as Faculty Dean in December last year.


University of Calabar, Nigeria

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7803237/sexual-assault-corruption-unical-law#125109314

https://www.nairaland.com/7803854/unical-law-students-protest-handiwork#125122097

The use of ogun (war). ogun (charm). ogun (medicine). oogun(sweat). Ogun(stab). Ogun(Heritage). Oogun(long). Chai! Yoruba is very powerful o!.

Omoawoke:
The use of ogun (war) ogun (charm) ogun (medicine) oogun(sweat) will send non Yoruba speakers crazy 🤣

[color=#990000][/color]Nigeria is my Country!!

Where is Slawormiir...lol?!