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Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 4:08pm On Oct 10, 2013
texanomaly:
Hmmm...perminate random remarks...

How are you dru?

Hello all!

I'm good, thanks for asking.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 4:07pm On Oct 10, 2013
AlbinoNinja:

You look like s........ ; D

I look like who?
Properties / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Tenant That Has Refused To Move Out by druid06(m): 3:59pm On Oct 10, 2013
hammedkola:

"Thugs" to go beat lawyer?...Hmmmm, i'm sure you type this with ya left hand grin

I've never been fond of lawyers. They are set of beings of their own level. Very shady and dishonest set of individuals. Always twisting the law in their favour.

There are ways to solve some situations but it involves doing things outside the book. I know this might sound inhumane but it's the only option left. Hire some thugs, let them raid his house for no reason, beat him silly , threaten him, destroy his properties including his prized possessions like his favourite car.

Also make sure to inform your hired thugs to make it look like a robbery without any involvement from you.

Do this 2-3 times randomly in a month. I'm sure he would get the hint.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 3:17pm On Oct 10, 2013
texanomaly:

What does the tatoo on your arm say?

Just some random stuffs.
Properties / Re: How Do I Handle A Stubborn Tenant That Has Refused To Move Out by druid06(m): 2:21pm On Oct 10, 2013
Carry thugs go beat the hell out of am. Works everytime.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 2:16pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Jesos! shocked shocked

No b me o! Na my twin sis pic I dey post.

People wey dey bear Idowu nor dey get twins. Na dem come after twins.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 2:10pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Easy tiger! cheesy grin

Ok ooh
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 2:05pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo: *blushing* thanks chocolate! grin

So no inboxing for me?
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:59pm On Oct 10, 2013
oliviatwist:
I swear, d dude cute.

Btw, druid06, you better use your imagination complete idowu pic, been there, done that and have seen people try to convince her grin she is indeed a strong one, she won't bulge, but incase you still want to try, i dey your back, mayb she go crack dis time grin

Thanks for the nice words. I'm just your everyday guy.

Well, I do hope she succumbs but if she still insist on being adamant and stubborn, I have no other option than facing other stuffs but it would be nice to finally put a face behind her profile. She's one hell of a bird.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:52pm On Oct 10, 2013
ikekings: Upload your pic for my nigga druid and I will tell you!!! tongue tongue tongue

Abi ooh?
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:51pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Very goooood! But Emm... Dis photo sharing business, my Pupsi dey nl o! Abeg no end my allowee. embarassed

Hehehe!

Ok, just inbox me your Facebook name and I would look you up.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:45pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Choi! shocked shocked shocked

Bloody hell! Dark and gbaskimacious grin

I hope that's a good thing.

So as an expression of good faith, I've showed you mine, I think it would be right if you show me yours, don't you think?
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:41pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
Lolz... Online terrorist, offline nwa daddy. I'm shy joor! grin

I see. Try upload a complete selfie. You're not in 5th grade anymore. No one's going to laugh at how you look (which I'm pretty sure is good)

I just uploaded a selfie, there's no big deal.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:34pm On Oct 10, 2013
Idowuogbo:
I'm shy grin grin grin

I don't know who you are or what you have done with Idowuogbo but the Idowuogbo I know or 'think' I know on here is far from shy.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:31pm On Oct 10, 2013
oliviatwist:
Take your own advice first nw grin

I have always had a picture on my profile till I thought I don't look much like the profile picture anymore so I had to take it down.

None has asked to upload a new one and that's why I haven't.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 1:25pm On Oct 10, 2013
I have a surprising interest in idowuogbo which is absolutely weird because she's this strong willed person and I'm so much attracted to such women probably because I'm strong willed too.

On a more serious note, I think she looks good. I can tell from her half displayed facial pictures on her profile. I like the eyes...Seems trusting

So Idowuogbo, I'm not sure why you choose to upload edited facial pictures but I can tell you you're good looking. So go grow some balls and upload your full pictures..
Fashion / Re: Stuff I Don't Like (about Me) by druid06(m): 1:10pm On Oct 10, 2013
mechummy: I started using it at some point then I got tired

I started missing my cream

Oh well! Just a helpful thought.
Fashion / Re: Stuff I Don't Like (about Me) by druid06(m): 12:53pm On Oct 10, 2013
mechummy: I wish my stretch marks will vanish forever and ever

I mean, I'm slim (SIZE 6) So I don't get the whole stretch marks thing. I've used some many things to no avail

Shear butter works perfectly on the skin in diminishing stretch marks. You should try it if you can ignore the smell.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims and Christians Unite Against Terrorism in Pakistan by druid06(m): 12:46pm On Oct 10, 2013
My faith in humanity is restored.

I wish muslims all over could be this tolerant, I'm sure the world would have been a better place.
Health / Re: 10 Surprising Things You May Be Addicted To by druid06(m): 12:38pm On Oct 10, 2013
Liquor amd cigarettes.

And I'm praying strongly to curb both addiction.
Romance / Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by druid06(m): 4:53pm On Oct 09, 2013
190:


Honey i for like marry you oh to be honest
if not for that Battle AXE mark u get on your forehead
you be nor too bad angry angry

atleast those breast fit keep me embarassed embarassed

Guy, you get bad mouth oooh.
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 5:13am On Oct 09, 2013
I got all these from a funny dude on twitter (@correykeyz) and so I decided to share.
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:38am On Oct 09, 2013
I hate when u go on a first date & you try to get some action & she tell you she isn't ready. You seemed ready when you ordered a $50 entree
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:37am On Oct 09, 2013
Instagram needs a dislike button. We have to stop making these chunky ugly ass bitches think they're something their not.
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:37am On Oct 09, 2013
You don't realize how aggravating drunk people are till you're the sober one
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:34am On Oct 09, 2013
A hoes favorite line is, 'Don't judge me, you don't know what I been thru'.....Yeah I do, a lot of dicck.
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:33am On Oct 09, 2013
deejay717: Remain confused

Why?
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:33am On Oct 09, 2013
Sometimes you gotta realize your girl is a hoe and stop trying to change her.
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:32am On Oct 09, 2013
Shout out to the new couples still holding in farts in front of each other
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:31am On Oct 09, 2013
If you can make a girl laugh, your chances of sleeping with her have doubled.
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:30am On Oct 09, 2013
deejay717: Men too!

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