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Abeg, na teeth I just see or na Wetin dem use take butcher meat? Shiit!! NL girls nor go kill person. |
ogeoflyf: Hahahahah haha brotherly!!! Who vex you na?!You be guy? Na only guy dey call another guy brotherly. |
plaetton: Since you are making the claim, I can only take your word for it that it indeed happened.Your theory is not plausible enough. This can only confirm that there are things beyond human comprehension. |
plaetton: The US army is aid to have developed an invisible armour for it's elite black ops teams.@Plaetton ( Btw, I'm trying to fathom what that moniker means ) How would you explain in scientific term how a traditionalist be it a native doctor giving some protection for cutlasses, knives and broken bottle attack. This might be out of context so you should bear with me. I used to have a friend who on occasion brags about how impenetrable his hide his towards machetes and bottles and I actually though he was being silly until there was a bet. The bet was we were going to physically attack with a sharp machete on his azz ( Since that part of the body usual heals quick and contains mostly fat and has very few blood vessels ) and he accepted. I wasn't prepared to go with the bet but he urged me on and so I gave it a try thinking at the back of my mind that what I'm about to do might possibly land me in jail for possibly assault, manslaughter or murder but I was so intoxicated and I went further with my bet. First, I landed him some small jabs on the bottom area just to be careful and nothing happened. He urged me on and even called me a biitch ( The dude has a weird sense of humour ) for landing such little blows and I got upset and landed more blows harder each time with the machete and nothing seemed to happen. I proceeded to his hand, legs, back region, abdomen and there was not a single cut. Others dude with me then proceeded with their newly sharped machete on this dude and he was just laughing hysterical. Some minutes later after we've been exhausted with the sheer feeling of disappointment of losing our bet, we all proceeded to exam him and there was not a single scratch/mark on him. His azz and the whole body parts even looked better...lol.. He even bragged about being impenetrable to bullets, shrapnel and whatnot. How would you explain such miraculous ordeal. Is it Science, meta-physics or his believe in his spirituality? Also, I've seen individuals who chew broken bottles while swallowing the remnants and there's not a single wound in the mouth region. I have seen a dude who breaks bottles on his head for entertainment and just the fun of it. I've seen people eat kindling charcoal and walk or stand of makeshift fire and there's not a single sign of burnt skin. |
Wow! This article blew my mind. What an interesting read! |
fubbyy: i called someone dis morning on his mtn number n he claim he's in ghana,pls can som1 use his nigeria mtn in ghana also,pls i need responds b4 i run 2 conclusionYes? |
This is a perfect example of sheer ignorance and utter idiocy. |
Rolly83: I like guyz on well pressed starched shirts..Are you male/female or just having some identity crisis. |
You're going through the withdrawal phase. Just any other illicit or hard drugs, quitting can be very emotionally and psychologically painful. Researchers and scientist alike have come to the conclusion after streinous researches that tobacco is 10x more addictive than cocaine or marijuana because nicotine is very addictive same with the withdrawal stage. A tobacco smoker experience stronger withdrawal symtoms than more illicit drugs. The sickness you're undergoing is just a phase in the withdrawal stage. You need to be strong my brother and don't give up. |
[quote author=Uteghe ]If you are not Igbo, how do you get so worked up? The Igbos that read my well thought out post said nothing because they know am saying the truth. You have taken many limbs-maybe for rituals or as a cult hitman. Now, I curse you. I have the right of opinion. You can counter my opinion with stronger opinion without allowing the bestial aspects of your idiotic mistake of an existence to get better part of you. You will lose your life. Pig. Am blessed and am living long. Go to hell,your mentor,Osisikankwu is waiting to receive you at the gate.[/quote]@Uteghe I'm actually dumbfounded by your sheer idiocy. I have actually come across douches to last me a life time but you crown them all.. Your buffoonery is on another level in itself. It's a shame though that when people see you, they think they're looking at a human not knowing that you're just actually a zombie walking and talking. Comparing you to zombies is an insult to zombies and I'm putting it lightly. When I come across persons like you, only one question comes to mind. Where were you when your future died? |
Definitely 11 |
Well, I understand the OP's trying to be smart by following what her head says and not what her heart says but I understand your man's change of attitude and his rejecting demeanor. Asking for a collateral with the addition for a written agreement for a loan would appear to him as you not trusting him and every man would feel the same way if we were facing similar situations. It's all about our ego but this is a bulletproof solution that might be advantageous to you in the future. The relationship might not work out in the long run and four hundred thousand naira isn't a meager sum to loose so I say you're making the right choice since you guys haven't made any commitment in tying the knot in the near future. You're not married to this chap, you're not lawfully obligated to him in any sense and come to think of it, you even offered to help which is nice coming from you and as a man, if he truly intends to return the loan, there's no big deal about signing a written document. It's something you guys could laugh over when the loan is returned. If he can't come to terms with you, I'm sure there are millions out there willing to give loans without collateral and a written agreement. Abeg op, I need that 400K. I'm willing to sign whatever agreement you throw at me. Abeg borrow me that bar. I wan invest too...lol... |
@I.D, I'm here |
Interesting real life experience and very hilarious. Truth be told some girls got no pride or dignity left. It's a shame. As a gentleman and you perchance come across such scenerio, you should be the bigger person and pay for their meals. It's an experience every dude must pass through. |
If watching adult movies is considered cheating, then fantasising, role playing and other related edifices are considered cheating. |
Idowuogbo: Lolz... If u miss ur blessing, don't blame me o! ![]() |
Idowuogbo: D members lurrrrrrrrve my dance steps. Infact, dem promote me as head of usher. U know when u dance well well, d offering basket dey full well well.Ha. I for like dey there. Me self I like better thing. I'm sure the people who were cheering were men. Na God go save person. ![]() |
Idowuogbo: Lolzz... Gospel music can drive u insane trust meTell me you're joking. I still don't believe you. I can imagine what would be going on through the members thoughts about your provocative dance. Lol |
Idowuogbo: Yep! *nods* u know d deal. You do the bold in church? What? |
Idowuogbo: Yep! *nods* u know d deal.You mean Patra? |
Idowuogbo: Swor and galala 2010? Oh my!!! U no nada.Sorry typo. My auto correct is enabled. I meant to say 2001. Daddy showkey, babafryo, daddy fresh a d father-u turn all has their sunny days between the year 1999 to 2001. 1996 and the precedent years was rules by blackie, Daniel Wilson, Raggamurphy and so many others I can't picture their names. |
Idowuogbo: We had galala and SworGalalA and swor was early 2010 I think. During Sunday masses year 1996 and the years before, traditional dances were favored as church dances. |
Nice, I'm too stupid in regards to topic relating creationism and evolution and sadly, I can only hold back, fold my arms as intellectuals debate on this issue. |
Most times, I can't actually differentiate the actions of our security agencies to that of thugs, hooligans and criminals. This is what happen when illiteracy and indiscipline take over our security agencies. |
