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lorretta u: And u know me so well prof.

Pls dey ur lane abeg

U be mama abi?
Or u saying she didn't teach me what I need to know?na all these broke guys dey sabi all the quotes about getting rich


U know them by their response to threads like this.
Guys who have gold aren't even worried about gold diggers

Na d ones wey no get dey disturb person



Pls if u r broke stay off my path.

Aint paying no lazy man's bills.

Abeg go sidon one place jare. Na so the truth dey pepper you for body reach. Gold diggers is just a Nigerian analogy for material girls.

I took the liberty to help you look the meaning up from urban dictionary since you're having problem comprehending.

Material Girl:
A girl who loves money from the guys she's with and doesn't care as much if they care for her or romance her she just wants whatever they got that she can spend.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=material%20girl

Are you able to see my point. A girl is a good digger ( a material girl ), a menace to both a rich guy or just the mediocre one.

I don't need to be your mother to see a problem with your attitude and the false ethics you've been installed with right from being a kid. It's so not right for a woman to be that dependant on a man. Where's your pride?. Why can't you be independent. It's a new generation and a new age. You need to free yourself from that bondage.

If you want total respect coming from both sexes, then you have to work for it. Like I've said, if you want the finer things in life, you have to work for it.

f you have any self respect, you would adhere to my advice. Don't be a thief and a pest.

Think!

lorretta u: mtchew!

Typical response from a gold digger.

If you want the finer things in life, you got to work for it sweetie..

Acidosis: oh... lol

I've been wondering, I've been wondering why this young man is sounding like a mad man..

I never knew he mistook my 1st post for something else...

Kid, even a mad man (like you) knows the scene in the photo is completely different from the super story described..

You quickly and senselessly picked on my post - a post meant to address the rot and the senselessness of most Nigerian blogs..

They tell you one thing, and then google search another photo on google image to back up a senseless non-existent story just to market their empty blogs for emotional retards like you to read.. cry over, 'like' and even say "Amen"

Dude, get the h*ll out of here, and move to other threads - like Literature, there are so many stories there for you, and don't forget to get your google images.. It will make you sell your notable noticeable[/b] frustration..

Haha! You're one funny dude.

It takes one to know one.

The story is plausible if MAYD has found a way to magically harvest money from trees.

Acidosis: Yes, I'm making it easy for you and those who want to pull down a 'Pastor' - A pastor they do not even know his name.

The way you ignorantly google up insultive words and quotes you cannot even state off hand baffles me..

Whats the correlation between your name and my posts?
Aren't you the hyper-senseless internet kid fighting for about 4 unknown individuals

1. Original Poster (OP)

2. Pastor 56year old Kenya

3. Kenya Prostitute

4. Tunde Ola Wordpress/Blogger ?


I know your type so I won't bother myself..

Go and eat dinner, mommy is calling you...

and Hey! Don't quote me again except you're ready for real insults - the type you've never received before..

Take a chill pill man. What's with the hostility. I percieve you've not gotten laid in a long time, small wonder the irritation.

It seems ironic how your play the age card. I'm actually quite older than you think. Might be I'm older than you are, not that it matters in anyway.

Even if you're older than I am which I seriously doubt, I couldn't feel any sense of maturity and responsibility coming from you. Kindly learn not to take things online too seriously.

The source of this story might be false or it might be the other way round, either way who cares?

BTW, I do wish I was still a kid leeching on both parents. I miss the free and good food..

Joavid: lol. actually it is the beef type.
u kow wen u go to the market and u see blood-red-puffy beef...it just brings back that image.

I know, I was just trolling.

lorretta u: How e take consign u?

Just stating the obvious.

Ihedinobi: Lord, I give you thanks for not honing my killer instincts! Bloodguilt is not beans!

My guy, it is very much my business o. Ask anybody here. What's the big deal? This, my fine sir, is an anonymous forum. Perhaps you've seen the word before? If she wants all of NL to know who she is, that's her call not yours.

Allow me to counsel you, kind sir, to decorously take down the pic if you haven't already and be careful to avoid pulling such stunts next time. It may not bode well for your health. Some people do not take very kindly to breaches of their privacy, you know. Just some words of advice, nothing more...maybe.

Dude, where in hell did you get the idea about this being an anonymous forum and I'm not sure what you mean by "honing my killer instinct".

You guys in here are too damn stucked up/serious all the time and need to relax a little. A little humour here and there could suffice and wouldn't kill anyone.

If the image displayed is actually hers and she feels so uncomfortable then all she needs do is actually ask and I would kindly take it down.

Like I said, it's all in humour men and if anyone is too damn stucked up to see the humour in it, then he/she could go swim in bermuda triangle for all I care.

Ihedinobi: You, sir, are a sick son. What on earth's your problem? If that is her, what gives you the right to expose her identity on this forum?

Mods, in the event that that's her real pic, it would be wise to take that photo off.

Dude, you got to chill. It was all in fun, the picture might actually not be her but if it is, what's the big deal.

Try minding your business next time.

Uyi Iredia: That chic is okay.

The chic is actually not bad but I won't consider her to be ravishing. She got a great bud but she needs to work on her attitude, self-esteem issues and her wardrobe.

Caracta: Seriously smh. I don't blame you sha. Irrelevant thing. Mtcheeeeeew!

Do I know you?

Ishilove: Druid06, is that uj_sizzle? If it is then you have broken rule number 10 and you deserve a VERY LONG ban.

Show me who hasn't broken a rule on Nairaland then you could crucify me.

I don't think this mama dolphin ish is ever going to work for me if perchance I visit there.

You see, I have just one problem. I'm just like Timaya, I go chop the chicken, chop the bone..

It should make-up and photoshop

Don't forget photoshop.

Joavid: It's dirty

An avenue for hawkers and traders to display thier wares.

A home for beggers.

The worst part for me was when i saw a man with a swollen scrotum (sort of a tumor) begging for alms...the disgusting part is that,it was open for every1 to see'yuck!
That image was on my mind for months that i culdnt even eat meat!

For clarity, what 'kind' of meat you couldn't eat.

Is it the beef kind or the kind stucked inbetween a guy's leg?

Acidosis: yea, you're the ignorant poster who patronise yeye blogs..

tundeola dot com indeed..

The author of a 56year old man named "Pastor", and the finisher of a pros. titute named "She" that attends a Church named "The Church in Kenya".

Kenya kor, Madagascar ni

Dude, you must be one dumb douchebag like I suspected.

Just take a sec and compare my moniker to the OP's own. See the difference?

You just keep making this easy.

Acidosis: Hahhahahaha... and you want me to believe your story is not an excerpt of your in-depth wierd and unreasonable imagination?

You are a true Nigerian blogger.. I don't blame you at all, 'what' I blame is wordpress and Linda Ikeji

Dude, I'm not the author and neither am I a blogger.

I love me a good story. The author of this short story should seek Wale Adenuga.

This is some good shiit.

This looks recent, probably 3 years ago I think.

Acidosis: wow..

and Op was there when Pastor packed the car with the lady gisting through the window..

and then OP brought out his 10megapixel camera to capture the scene in Kenya..



Well done, Sir

Only two things are infinite. The earth and human stupidity and I am not sure about the former - Albert Einstein.

If you're too dumb to understand the photo caption is just an excerpt of what the story is trying to portray, then I've lost all hope in humanity.

lorretta u: yes dear

You're from Imo state right?

I think human extinction would happen sooner. With the gross pollution, sudden swell in population, disintergrating and vast diminishing natural resources, raging diseases and epidermics booming from all corners of the earth, I don't think think the human race would ever live to see a thousand more years.

lorretta u: of course I'm not forbidden from making money.
But I'm not here asking how I can have a relationship without money


His post reeks of stinginess
Is his woman alergic to to good gifts?
I hate men who calculate every penny spent.
It's so unmanly
When the woman is materialistic,it's different.one shouldn't live above their means
But when the guy is stingy,then it disgusting.
Mtchew!

Material girl.

Yaradua was a better president and commander in chief than those two combined.

Kirsten Stewart is a good actress. She definitely needs a little more experience but I think she's ok as it is.

Her facial experience has always been that way, it's a part of her. It's her signature mark. She can't get around it so people just get used to it.

SWAG QUEEN.

Firstly, I think this whole story is a well planned fabricated one. I might be wrong though but if I am then, I think you enjoy playing the victim and also the sympathy people shower you with. It just doesn't add up when a man would be this cruel and you still lived in that household. You claimed to be a lawyer. I'm not sure if you're practicing or if you've passed the bar but there's a lot of job opportunity for women mostly in the banking industry.

I have never once read a part where your parents interfered with this abuse. Surely if you kept it away from them just to save your "marriage" it would have surely found a way into their ears and I have never seen any parent or sibblings who would remain idle and let their child be abused for any reason whatsoever.

If there's any iota of truth in this story then it means you're a fool and one of those lazy women who just want to sit at home, grow fat and let the husband put food on the table. Get out of that hostile environment with your kids. Go back to your family or friends. I'm sure they would have you with open hands, get off your lazy butt and go look for employment. There're plenty of fish in the sea.

Since your "husband" isn't the one, there are countless numbers of eligible bachelors out there. Get your life back together, take control of your life, work, take care of your children and if you feel you still want to be with a man then go out dating, if otherwise be determined and put your time and determination into your work. The sky is just the beginning babe and when everything is done and settled, you can now tell your ex to go fucck himself.

Sorry for the negative vibe this post was giving off. It's tough love babe.

emmysenior: I'm beginning to think that some persons make some huge cash by stirring up unrest and killings in this country.



You just can't kill all in the name passing your dirty msg across or kill to pacify situations...

You might be right. Something just doesn't add up.

IDERAWOLE: Knowledge and information are the only ways to liberty and good living.

A number of the health issues, sicknesses and diseases we have all around us are as a result of ignorance, couple with the biggest con-business ever in the world- MEDICINE.

Doctors and the people in the pharmacy industry will never tell the whole world that their drugs, radiation therapy and chemotherapy is and never will be the solution to ailment; rather they need all of us to keep the industry growing.

Anyway, most of them too actually suffers similar disease without knowing that our diet abuse constitute almost 90% for all diseases in the world.

SUGAR & SALT inside 7-Up is nothing but an expressway to the grave. I'm sure both of this materials he's talking about are the WHITE TYPE. These two products are killers of the first order: RUN AWAY FROM THEM. Eat the small daily recommended quantity and you will live long and in solid health.

Thanks for the info man.

I know this is completely out of context but the title of this topic just made had a brief recollection of south park. There's an episode titled spontaneous combustion. Totally hilarious.