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Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:30am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Every first date I go on involves swimming. We gonna see how you look without that makeup bittch |
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:29am On Oct 09, 2013 |
People get so mad when you don't text them a lot. Maybe you're not interesting bittch. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:28am On Oct 09, 2013 |
*Moment of Silence* for the idiots who have no idea their bf/gf is cheating on them tonight. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:27am On Oct 09, 2013 |
Women are so childish, they love fighting over little things. Like your penis. |
Jokes Etc / Herbal Thoughts: No More Mr. Nice Guy. by druid06(m): 4:27am On Oct 09, 2013 |
If a chick knows more about football than you, check for a Dick. |
Nairaland / General / Re: This Deactivation Stuff Is So Nonsense! by druid06(m): 10:48pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
onila: Well, same here. I mean I'm actually kind of reserved with the exception of when I'm with die-hard crazy friends..lol.. I know and understand perfectly well about NL being a faceless forum but there're few of your followers who you like to put a face behing this craziness called Onila...lol.. It's kind of queer (not gay) that I so much want to see what you look like. |
Nairaland / General / Re: This Deactivation Stuff Is So Nonsense! by druid06(m): 10:39pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
onila: Do you have such low esteem that you feel and image of you is not worth the public eye? I for one would like to put a face towards your profile and I'm always using different images in my mind on how you look which is kind of queer.. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: This Deactivation Stuff Is So Nonsense! by druid06(m): 10:32pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
Since you want them back, try upload your picture. I'm sure there are hundreds dying to see what you look like. 3 Likes |
Culture / Questions For Pagan9ja by druid06(m): 9:55pm On Oct 08, 2013 |
I'm sorry but I had to create a topic under culture since I got banned by two different moderators on the Religion and General thread. I have always been openminded in whatever field/circumstances life throws as me. As I have already mentioned, I'm very traditional much like Pagan9ja who I would someday love to meet and discourse informations relating to religion and culture. I have always been fascinated with the mythologies of this life and cultures/traditions pertaining different ethnicity and tribes in the world. It was through Pagan9ja I learnt the difference between a dialect and language and also between ethnic group and tribe which truthfully speaking, I still have come to fanthom the difference between each. When relating to religious subjects in regards to Christianity and Islam, it's stale story that Pagan9ja is always on the defence and he is always accusing both Abrahamic religion as man worshipping religions. Now my question for you Pagan9ja is; 1- Why so much hatred and distrust towards Christianity and Islam?. 2- Why tagging them as man worshippers where in retrospect so many other pagan/traditionalist religion out have Gods/Deity who were once mortal? (e.g Sango and so many others). In my own opinion, they should be classified as man worshipping religions too. 3- Why do I detect so much anger and hostility coming from you in regards to Christians and Muslims. If you were to win lost souls back to their African ancestral cultural practices and religion, force is not the right answer and that's why you seem to be the most hated person on Nairaland (ofcourse, you would come after sexkillz) 4- You claim both religion have caused more harm than good to mankind which history itself accepts your theory, but there have been thousand other pagan religion out there that has caused much more harm towards mankind as Christianity and Islam has. I for once believe if you were shape humanity and bring us back to our roots, peace should be fundamental in regards towards your teaching. The more you hate towards another's religion, the more your personality and religion is being despised. Don't you think.. |
Entertainment / Re: Photos: Fan Goes Crazy At Cokobar Concert, Shows Crowd Her Goodies by druid06(m): 12:31pm On Oct 07, 2013 |
na person future mama be this ooh.. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Great Britain Reclaims America by druid06(m): 2:18am On Oct 07, 2013 |
OLDIE, but in view of d current US govt's 'shut down'.... Subject: Great Britain Reclaims America To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II: In light of your current failure to financially manage yourselves and also, in recent years, your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents and therefore not properly govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.) I, Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except New Jersey, which we do not wish to acquire.) Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron (dcameron@uk.gov), will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). 2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. 3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday, enough of your foolish inebriation. 4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse. 5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a concealed vegetable peeler. 6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the right side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get over it. 8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with ketchup up but with vinegar. 9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American beer will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion. 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater. 11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour). 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball and learn cricket. 13. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776) 14. Daily tea time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups and saucers, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season. Somewhat Respectfully, Elizabeth II, Queen of All England God Save the Queen!
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Travel / Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by druid06(m): 2:10am On Oct 07, 2013 |
babyosisi: I dey tell you. All na immigrant...lol.. |
Travel / Re: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by druid06(m): 1:57am On Oct 07, 2013 |
babyosisi: Thanks for the information. That Ozo Emeka is such a kill joy and an enemy of progression. Since the U.S is too inhumane to reside there, what's he still doing there.. If he doesn't accept the situation with the U.S, like my good friends the rednecks would say. GET OUT!. I'm currently planning to move to Canada. It's a work in progress and I still have some few years in Nigeria. I would be grateful if someone starts a thread on there too. Great thread by the way. I love the way you flow in pidgin... 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Akpabio Blames Nigeria’s Woes On False Prophecies by druid06(m): 9:51am On Oct 06, 2013 |
So this is reason for the failed country and not the mass looting, die hard corrupt corrupt politicians and leaders and a lackadiasical attitude from the government towards the needs of it's people. Is this the only reason he could come up with and is this the same man the indigenous people of Akwa-Ibom installed in to govern them. Nigeria's pathetic. 13 Likes |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Step-mothers Cursing Out Thread! by druid06(m): 2:26am On Oct 06, 2013 |
I think I've come to understand that things in life happen for a reason. No name calling or hostility towards a step mom is worth the trouble. The mistake has already been made and can not be undone. I believe in the expression let sleeping dog lie. The best way to get back at anyone is forgiving and moving on. Let love lead. Live your own life and focus on your goals and your future.. 4 Likes |
Family / Re: Most Painful Death Of A Loved One You Had by druid06(m): 11:49pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
Funny enough I was thinking about a best bud I lost some few years ago. To my very good friend Semako, lost his live in an auto accident caused by a drunken and reckless driver. We your best buds love you man. To my grandma, the most dear woman to me. I'm sorry I wasn't there to comfort you on death bed and worse I couldn't make it on you funeral. I know you understand. Your legacy forever lives in me. I love you mama. To my father's wife, my Aunt. I miss you ma's. Keep smiling down on us 1 Like |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Mr. Bean Has Embraced Islam by druid06(m): 11:04pm On Oct 05, 2013 |
He's acting career just ended. It was fun while it lasted though. |
Technology Market / Re: Twitter Account With 11,000 Real Nigerian Followers FOR SALE by druid06(m): 11:42pm On Oct 02, 2013 |
Good look in looking for a douche to path away with his/her hard earned cash but I believe Nigerians aren't this Naive. |
Technology Market / Re: Twitter Account With 11,000 Real Nigerian Followers FOR SALE by druid06(m): 8:46pm On Oct 01, 2013 |
$10,000USD, are you for real. Dude, this joke is expensive (literally) because no one's laughing. 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: The Best Jack Bauer Facts by druid06(m): 10:02pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
Lame/ Chuck Norris's facts are better and well constructed. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Governor Lamido Appeals To ASUU To End Strike by druid06(m): 12:41pm On Sep 30, 2013 |
The president is backing on the wrong tree. I'm sure he has no clue (as usual) as to how this ASUU strike would affect his bid for the 2015 elections. This has been causing so much damage to what's left of his credibility as a leader and I'm sure majority of the youth won't forgive him for this prank come 2015. He claims his opposition had infilterated the schooling system and are using this as a means of politicizing and geopardizing his bid come 2015 election which might actually be correct. If he had done what actually needed to be done, his opponent wouldn't have seen this as a loophole to shift the balance of power from his grasp. It's called politics and is he also clueless as to understand how the game works? - Mr. President, everyone's not against you but we can't all just shut up while you and your cohorts take this country to the cleaners. First, you had to remove the only benefit (subsidy) we Nigerians enjoy on the first day of the year. - The political instability and lack of security you've provided for Nigerians is enough. There's no day one opens a newspaper and doesn't read about a mass murder somewhere. - The president has surely lost the North which is a stragic point if he was to win the elections come 2015. The rest of his backers from the north and majority from the South are just waiting for the last minute of the election to jump ship. No one want's to be on the losing side. - Majority of the Nigerian populace totalling 60% of the general populace have lost any atom of faith they had in his governance simply because the promises he made when embarking on becoming commander-in-chief of the federal republic hasn't been put to practice. He keeps promising and promising to no avail. - Nigerians are no more gullible than we were 14 years ago when we voted for the former president Obansanjo. I'm sure Mr. President think he has one last trick up his sleeves to play which is going to make him loose vehemently and that's rigging. The part he fails to understand is that we are now too smart for such political corrupt practices as we would only collect whatever he has to offer and vote for who we feel is qualified for the position. - I think this dude should resign if he has any self respect and dignity left because come 2015, he's going to go down woefully. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Relocating To Nigeria From America!!!!! Advice, Tips And Tricks To Survive by druid06(m): 8:03am On Sep 30, 2013 |
This lady does not intend to move to Nigeria. Someone has compromised her account information on Nairaland. I'm suspecting a mod or super mod is using unsuspecting members account to write false articles and post to gain traffic. This is not the first occurance on this forum.. Nadia_SA was once a victim. This is serious. 2 Likes |
Travel / Re: Relocating To Nigeria From America!!!!! Advice, Tips And Tricks To Survive by druid06(m): 7:50am On Sep 30, 2013 |
deejay717: I have actually only visited. I am not a native which is why I asked for advice ... I was born in Canada raised in America. My boyfriend however is from Nigeria but hasn't been back since his teens. He is really wanting to move back home to be with family and extend his business and of course expects me to follow. Anyways thanks for the advice hi baby |
Nairaland / General / Re: Sexkillz Must Go!! by druid06(m): 10:24pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
owolabifunke14: That bastard with half an inch joystick banned me because I acknwoledged my self as first to comment and crowned my point with END TIME THINGS theory. He must go. Ugly fool The If I was a Mod, I would ban you silly till infinity just like your stupidity which has no limit. That end time shiit and first to comment buffoonery is so annoying and you even have cahones to complain. 13 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Sexkillz Must Go!! by druid06(m): 9:56pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Also, would those kind gentle Mods lift my ban?. I know I was naughty but I promise to be good after today.. Banned by r231 in Nairaland / General for Trolling . Ban expires on 9:35pm On Oct 08 Banned by HumbledbYGrace in Religion for For posting a members picture without her consent. Ban expires on 6:35pm On Oct 20 |
Nairaland / General / Re: Sexkillz Must Go!! by druid06(m): 9:41pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
That dude must go before he ruins Seun's years of hardwork, perseverance and determination. It's cool Seun succumb to our plight after days of inccesant threats but we want one more correction from him and also, I hope he agrees on our terms as a gentleman he is. Remove sexkillz and install pagan9ja as a mod in the religion section . We nor gree ooh, we nor go gree. Pagan9ja na him we want..lol.. @CAMEROONPRIDE, where're you at? 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: Aguiyi-ironsi: Igbo Leaders Blast Useni by druid06(m): 3:36pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
madam_oringo: We the Igbos should apologize to the country on what grounds? Are you crazy? Has the Northerners apologized for the thousand of innocent South Eastern military officers who were arrested, tortured and prosecuted for the crime they did not commit after the counter-coupe. Has Nigeria apologized for the millions of Igbo brothers and sisters who lost their lives during the civil was due to malnutrition and other death related incidents during the civil war?. Has the Yorubas and Awolowo apologized to the South Eastern brethren for being a traitor and going back on their word to support Biafra? You keep on making false assertments which has no right backing whatsoever. Where you there when Ifeajuna tipped off Zik that an imminent coupe was in progress. It was no news at that time Zik was the ceremonial head in Nigeria and one of his duty was to attend meetings, meet with dignitories locally and abroad. It was just pure coincidence and sheer luck he was out of the country when the coupe took place. The part about informing Zik is in it's absolutely ridiculous as Zik has always been a smart and intelligent man and I am sure if he had heard the news about an imminent coupe, he would have seen the danger of what it was going to do to the nation peace and try to avert it. Did you also see the part where I wrote about when Ironsi and some other top military officers (name I can remember at the moment) has a visit with Balewa warning about the rumour of an imminent coupe and asked him for his cousel which he refused to give probably out of sheer ignorance or buffoonery, I'm not sure which. If Ironsi was one of the top mutineer of that first failed coupe, why would he take such a risk exposing his for government dominance and a possible investigation which might lead back to him if he were involved. Like I said, a prominent overthrow of the government and seizure of power was imminent not regarding who was first going to plot the first coupe. It was to the dillema to the South Eastern brethren that the top orchestrators of the first coupe were of our brethren. If you were going to count each geopolitical zone involved in their mutinee in chronological other, you would get to notice that brethren from the middlebelts were more in numbers. When Aguiyi Ironsi became the supreme commander, his first task was put the country back into a state of serenity as at that time there was so tumoil and disaray going on. Also, he had to investigate who were the perpeterator of the first 1966 coupe. This takes time and not something you would come to conclusion in a second, before he could put and two together, the criminals had already fled and left the country if I understand right. You also seem to forget that the original coupist plan was to murder all the top leaders including Ironsi himself. If he wasn't smart and brazzen, they would have been successful in taking his life too. I don't totally agree with you about Ironsi bringing the three zones into a unilateral government because I am not sure but if he did, it was an error on his past. This man had no experience in leading a nation, the only job he knows is to defend the nation and yet the mantle of leadership inadvertly fell into his hands since he was the most senior officer then. Being that inexperienced, he might have made some wrong policies that might have subconciously done more harm than good but later on when he was murdered and when Gowon later became the GOC, Ojukwu tried to restore things back in order. He tried to return Nigeria back the way we were, back to regional government where he tricked Gowon into signing a document during the Aburi accord in Ghana. It was your same brother Awolowo if I'm correct who adviced Gowon not to legitimatize that written document. Go ask anybody and they would tell you thesame thing I just did. 1 Like |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is So Special About Mona Lisa? by druid06(m): 3:29pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
myners007 : Who gives a hoot if your alma mata is the prestigious Harvard University. Not me though! BTW, you need go get a refund cause you're a fraud. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is So Special About Mona Lisa? by druid06(m): 1:57pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
myners007 : na me you wan use test if you sabi speak english? |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: What Is So Special About Mona Lisa? by druid06(m): 12:23pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
myners007 : What a load of bullcrap this is. 1 Like |
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