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Music/RadioRe: Basky - High Definition by Drunk: 3:20am On Jun 03, 2013
Comment reserved
PoliticsRe: 5 Most Promising Governors In Nigeria by Drunk: 2:11am On Jun 03, 2013
Late Patrick Ibrahim Yakowa (His legacies/projects still being carried out) by Gov. Mukhtar Ramalan Yero of Kaduna State
WebmastersRe: Learn Joomla In Abuja by Drunk: 2:55am On Jun 01, 2013
Can you provide proofs of your works?
PoliticsRe: Nnamani To Jonathan: Declare State Of Emergency On Corruption by Drunk: 11:02am On May 29, 2013
Buoyantic: c diz ibo man ..pot calling a kettle black * no offence on ibos o*
Exactly, what point have you made? Chauvinist!
PoliticsRe: Okorocha - NGF Election Was Credible, Amaechi Won by Drunk: 11:52pm On May 28, 2013
payless: Good man called Rochas. This man deserves to be our President. Rochas is man of the people. He is not an ethnic or religious bigots.
Gbagaun!!! Na so.
CelebritiesRe: T.B Joshua In 1997 (Picture) by Drunk: 12:22am On May 24, 2013
O boy!!! Money answers to all things.
Music/RadioRe: 2face & Dammy Krane - Omo No Dulling (Video) by Drunk: 1:58am On May 17, 2013
Excuse me, did i see Tony Tetuila there?

PoliticsRe: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Drunk: 1:56am On May 10, 2013
Overfed fat pig with excess fat choking his brains affecting his right ability to think.
PoliticsRe: Banning Of Daytime Movement Of Fuel Tankers And Trailers In Nigeria Campaign! by Drunk: 10:59pm On Apr 28, 2013
[quote author=sammie-d]If they cause this much accident in d day...I wonder what will happen at night..imagine dem running into residential area at night...@op...pls go do more research...asking dem to move at night for me is even more dangerous...it's not a working idea...[/quote]You took the right words out of my mind...When traffic rules can't be obeyed during daytime or working hours. Night periods would be like driving like "you alone on the road". I pity innocent sleeping families that would not wake up to their cremation because they have been burnt to ashes from their sleep. They should NEVER be allowed to drive at night and stricter road regulation/use should be introduced to them. Like, having all tanker,trailer owners registered alongside their drivers and in any case of such occurrence, the company should be heavily fined, company license or registration revoked or suspended, all company trucks grounded and then in a case where the driver survives, he should be jailed.
AutosRe: Looking For A Tokunbo Car In The Price Range Of 500k - 760 K. by Drunk: 1:49am On Apr 27, 2013
Post the pictures of what you've got na.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wants Solution To Boko-Haram In Three Months- Punch by Drunk: 9:50pm On Apr 24, 2013
estatemark: Mark my word. This committee will fail before 3months because it was not formed in good faith and current members are just out to benefit from the money that will be wasted. The Govt should have setup a fact finding mission before amnesty committee.
You can't say it any better than you have already done. The committee is doomed to fail.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Wants Solution To Boko-Haram In Three Months- Punch by Drunk: 9:49pm On Apr 24, 2013
...And after the three months?
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Sets-Up Amnesty Committee For Boko-Haram by Drunk: 11:01pm On Apr 17, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: The same Comrade Shehu Sani that has been moving from pillar to post destructively criticising the president?

Anyway, this is more like job for the boys. If giving these guys some job to do and giving amnesty to Boko haram will bring PEACE and allow our brothers and sisters in the north to go about their normal businesses, nothing spoil.
You just post like you have some better point to prove. How do you explain this statements from Comrade Shehu Sani's social media page? Just because one shows his public concern over an issue makes him a desperate job seeker?

PoliticsRe: When Obasanjo Joined The Nigerian Army (Picture) by Drunk: 1:27pm On Apr 12, 2013
He looks like a Virgin
TravelRe: The Journey From Accra To Lagos By Road. by Drunk: 3:03pm On Mar 12, 2013
@ OP you should also know that the current security challenge within the country would have made the check points doubled up. In as much as i am not saying they are doing the right thing.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 4:03pm On Mar 08, 2013
nonysmith: reading what alot of us have said on dis platform; really half information or wrong information is dangerous....the corporate affairs commission is in charge of any and all registration of companies that intend to do business in nigeria...companies are registered under have part A (LIMITED COMPANY), PART B(BUSINESS NAME) or PART C(INCORPORATED TRUSTEES) ANY individual can register a business name but only a lawyer can incorporate a limited company or register an ngo under part c.....now as regards delay most state corporate affair branches have to send the jobs down to the abuja head office of cac dats why there seems to be delay...also getting a cac staff to do an incorporation is totally wrong and frowned at by the commission and NBA as a whole..infact if anyone reports dat staff he or she may loose his job..this is so as to protect the profession and prevent touting.....also most prices have been changed due to the new regulation that was passed early dis year..now dis should not be confused with the NIPC(NIGERIA INVESTMENT PROMOTION COUNCIL).....THATS ANODA GIST FOR ANODA DAY AS DEY ARE CHARGED DIRECTLY WITH FOREIGN DIRECT INVESTMENT.....on a final note getting the incorporation done in Abuja is faster cos most lawyers dat deliver incorporation jobs swiftly send it down to abj for the lawyers in abj to execute....generally the price of incorporation depends on the share capital, the client and professional fee so i laugh when i see pple say i did mine for 45k and den anoda psn say 65 and everyone cries foul...i wud end by saying go to a SAN office and ask them to incoporate a company for you and den listen carefully to the fees they wud call......effectiveness/legal professional fee has no price tag
It's your opinion. Totally entitled to it. You either go do it at CAC yourself or give it to Attorney General of Nigeria. Bottom line is getting it done.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 4:01pm On Mar 08, 2013
quemark: Drunk, link me up the their staff dt helped u in the processing pls
PM and i would refer you to her.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:41am On Mar 08, 2013
ICEBREAKERS: Must I use money to open a business acct?
It's not a must. Just tell them you wish not to use money and ask for other alternatives for doing that.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:39am On Mar 08, 2013
free2ryhme: guy anytin is possible when u go thru the back door and grease some palms
Smiling, guy think of what you just wrote. Go through back door, grease some palm for a mere name search of N200? And how much would all that cost? Nigeria hasn't got that bad na. Believe it or not. All CAC searches are web based and not manual.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 1:58am On Mar 08, 2013
nenepea: I want a name that's not common but that means something positive. Preferably, a 2 syllable name. I was searching for the name of an animal or plant that has a unique feature that i can use. I don't just want to go for any name but a name that can easily be remembered and will sell itself else i would have joined by Alaba brothers in the way they name their business eg Chymmex enterprises.Well! I had suggest u try Afam4evaDrunk enterprises/Limited. Very unique grin
So, you think you are funny?
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 1:56am On Mar 08, 2013
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pls i need your aid on this issue am having,i ve a small business which am planning to lunch at the end of this month but presently i dont ve cash for CAC registration,also bear in mind that i will be receiving cheque and cash from people as a means of payment for the services i am going to be rendered,so since am yet to register the coy let alone of opening a company bank acct but i ve a current account which i opened with my name,i want to know if i can proceed with the bis using that account as a means of collecting cheque and for the service which we re going to be rendered
I suggest you take things one step at a time;
First, Start providing the business services you want to venture into and make one or two successful deals
Second, With N200/N500 as i am being informed now, go to CAC office near you and tell them you want to do a business name search and the forms would be given to you to fill and you can submit and return to get the confirmation at the specified date given to you
Third, It would cost you around N4,000 - N7,000 (though not sure but within that range and not more) to pay for the certificate issuance. That's all with CAC
Fourth, go to FIRS office near you and tell them you want a TIN (Tax Identification Number) for your business which would be freely given to you immediately or in couple of hours or at the maximum 3 days (depending on their network ooo)
Fifth, Go to the bank with your CAC Certificate, TIN, passports, utility bill and etc to open your "Sole Proprietorship" account which is a current account. I think opening balance should be between N5,000 - N10,000 depending on the bank because they would charge you; N3,000 Legal Search fee, N1,500 or less for cheque book and that should be it.
Finally you are ready to do business legally and remember to pay your returns yearly to CAC and your taxes too.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 4:11pm On Mar 07, 2013
byrron: I still paid #500 naira yesterday at CAC's office in owerri for a business name availability and i was asked to check by next week Friday and i asked if they can check it right away but they said no that i should check by next week Friday.
they may be automated but i wonder why subjecting me to repeat a visit by Friday just to know if the name is available when they can easily do that at the spot after all i have paid them for that purpose and i don't reside in that state just came for a training so i have to send some1 to go there by Friday again.

if they are automated then why taking delight in stressing Nigerians?
My brother, that is the Nigerian factor of most of our government owned/run organization. Normally the search can be done almost "immediately" that's if the network connectivity is in top speed and if not, it might take couple of hours. However, most times some people are just too lazy at doing the job they are being paid for to do because it's just a single search and would want to accumulate the search requests and have them all done at once. That is the reason for their 1 week duration. Be observant of the the print out copy of confirmation of availability they would give you, you would notice at the bottom and top of the page that it was printed from an online web application. Talking about cost, shouldn't search be N200? Well, maybe it's being reviewed upwards.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 4:03pm On Mar 07, 2013
gisoj: To open a bank account with your business name you need to get to Federal inland revenue service close to your address and apply for Tax identification number(TIN)then go to a bank of your choice. Without the TIN you cannot open a bank account. Other requirements to open the account include your business name certificate plus the form attached to it, money, your information etc.
It's advisable to get the TIN like you mentioned but most banks don't have that as a major requirement to have an account opened with a Business Name. Basically, they might request for Certificates, ID's, utility bill and proof of business location
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 3:00pm On Mar 07, 2013
momoohwos: Please I need info on the requirements for opening a bank account with my business name. Thanks
Go to your choice bank customer care or better still google the banks name for their website and contact numbers...
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:59pm On Mar 07, 2013
azeezakande: If u want d process to be faster. It's #85,000 for a million shares. #50,000 for the same amount of shares but the process will take about 6 months. & u still hv to wash am for the cac ppl after the process is complete. (5 to10k)
That's outrageous! Mine never lasted up to a month and still costs far lesser than what you quoted man. The highest i spent was 50k plus appreciating the CAC lady and i needed no lawyer to draft my memorandum...well, its because of exorbitant cost like this i confided in someone who referred me directly to a staff there
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:41pm On Mar 07, 2013
Afam4eva: I'm into technology products eg Web services, inventions etc.

I want a name that's not common but that means something positive. Preferably, a 2 syllable name. I was searching for the name of an animal or plant that has a unique feature that i can use. I don't just want to go for any name but a name that can easily be remembered and will sell itself else i would have joined by Alaba brothers in the way they name their business eg Chymmex enterprises.
Ok...lemme think for a while...
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:30pm On Mar 07, 2013
Afam4eva: It's not easy to come up with a name. I used to think it was. I've been trying to get a good name for my business for almost two months now but to no avail. Are there professionals who do these things
You're right. I had sleepless nights to conceive the 1st coy name i registered...What are you into? May be i could help with some suggestions
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:28pm On Mar 07, 2013
CVHP: Can anyone be kind enough to tell me how much to register a Limited Liability Company with CAC would cost?
The last one i did for N1M shares was 45k or 50k. I someone referred me directly to one of their staff.
BusinessRe: Preventing Your Business Name From Being Reallocated By The CAC? by Drunk: 2:26pm On Mar 07, 2013
temisafety: I think ulterior motives is one of the major reasons they won't like to automate. After all, automation is much cheaper now and would make life much easier for themselves and for their customers. But they've been talking it and promising heaven and earth for like a decade now.
Their Searches are all automated mate...please check your facts well.
Foreign AffairsRe: Wikileaks: Boko Haram Is A CIA Covert Operation by Drunk: 3:14pm On Mar 01, 2013
Wikileaks distraction again...funny so many youth are buying into this crap
SportsRe: Activist Prays For Mali To Defeat Nigeria by Drunk: 4:24pm On Feb 05, 2013
by the way, does the name on the TL proves he is a Nigerian? Mind you all there are shared similarities between the northerners and some African countries
SportsRe: Activist Prays For Mali To Defeat Nigeria by Drunk: 4:22pm On Feb 05, 2013
Who made him an activist?

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