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Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Hawkers Sell Cheaper Fuel Than Filling Stations — Investigation by Dshocker(m): 11:04am On Sep 13
A lot of cars will visit the mechanic this period.

Imagine driving an expensive car like Rolls-Royce and the carburetor developes fault, you will have to budget around N5m to fix it.

Just avoid those fuel hawkers, else you gonna learn the hard way.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested After Burying Body Of Dead Teenager In His Room by Dshocker(m): 10:55am On Sep 13
Omo, i don't understand this country anymore, seems people have gone on killing spree.
Romance / Re: Yoruba In Secular Music, Igbo In Gospel Music by Dshocker(m): 9:07am On Sep 13
Chaaai... Politicians have ended up destroying this country through ethnic divide.

Things weren't like this in the past.

I think social media has done more harm than good in our society, and i strongly agree it should be regulated.

Social media has made every tribe envious of the other, it makes no sense to me.
Romance / Re: Grandma's Epic Moment At My Traditional Wedding – You Won't Believe What She Did by Dshocker(m): 8:58am On Sep 13
I believe this is somewhere around Southern Africa, not Nigeria

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Crime / Re: How Bandits Collected N35million Ransom, Marijuana, Cigarettes, Whiskey ... by Dshocker(m): 8:45am On Sep 13
Uselessness at its peak!

But our security agencies are quick to track and arrest #EndBadGovernance Protesters, or are quick to carry out attacks on Southern part of Nigeria.

In a civilized world, you can't appear on CCTV without getting caught or arrested.

There are enough evidence to exterminate these bandits, kidnappers, gunmen and terrorists.

Shame to all the security apparatus in Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: My Gf Surprised Me... by Dshocker(m): 8:44am On Sep 13
MrNice04:
but she told me her dad gave her 5million to start up the biz

Oooo, really, her father gave her N5m.

Who am i to talk?

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Health / Re: Men, Do You Bathe Before Going To Bed Everyday? by Dshocker(m): 7:24am On Sep 13
Even if i was at home all day, under an air conditioner, i must still bath, otherwise i won't be able to sleep at night.

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Romance / Re: Can You Date Or Marry A Guy Like This by Dshocker(m): 4:44pm On Sep 12
Gorilla Unit.

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Romance / Re: Can some please lend me N19million Naira..urgent!! by Dshocker(m): 4:32pm On Sep 12
MrCork:
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE...URGENT!!!

.......and in return for N23milion naira in cash. This will be paid bacccto u in 3 month with intarest. This is urgently needed for my babe. I promise to give her N20million naira to start a luxirios hair saloon business asap on a yatcht
PLEASE TREAT HAS URGENT...YOU WILL BE HEAVILY REWARDED!!!!!

Do you have collateral of the equivalent?
Family / Re: UK Police Officer Advises Nigerian Women In The UK To Stop Reporting Husbands by Dshocker(m): 4:29pm On Sep 12
SpaceX:
Men are in love, women are in business. Only f**ls gets married nowadays. If your suppose wife ever report you to police, kick her out immediately!

Young man, the system doesn't work the way you think, reverse is the case.

Even if you found a man on top of your wife, the system will ask you to leave the house for her, even if you were the person that single handedly bought the house.

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Family / Re: UK Police Officer Advises Nigerian Women In The UK To Stop Reporting Husbands by Dshocker(m): 4:22pm On Sep 12
Any little thing, Nigerian women will call the authorities on their husband, abusing the system.

I am glad that the authorities are getting fed up.

Na why most Nigerian men have refused to bring their wife over.

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Politics / Re: We Are In A 'Gwo Gwo Ngwo' Economy Under Tinubu & APC — Peter Obi by Dshocker(m): 3:57pm On Sep 12
Shadomaan7:
Peter Obi should get a life. Always crying more than the bereaved

He is crying on behalf of your life.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Funny Teacher Vacancy: Degree 26000 Naira by Dshocker(m): 3:30pm On Sep 12
I want to apply for the position of Headmaster, how much is my money?

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Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest 18-Year Old Boy For Blackmailing Teenage Girl With Nudes by Dshocker(m): 3:20pm On Sep 12
18yrs and him frontal don chop 😂
Romance / Re: Lady Carries "I'm Sorry Eddie I Will Never Cheat Again" Placard by Dshocker(m): 11:09am On Sep 11
Content creators.
Romance / Re: I'm Dying Slowly by Dshocker(m): 10:13am On Sep 11
Ayobiggie59:
I just feel like I'm dying slowly....

I've been having this persistent chest pain for two months now and I've been to the hospital but im not okay with their diagnosis, it's just as if I was scammed.

Chest pain at d left part of my chest with my left arm affected with d pain also.

When I read about it online, I saw it was Angina that has these symptoms I'm feeling currently and it's getting so unbearable for me.

All d money with me has been used for d previous test I carried out, d doctor dont really have time to attend to me well, imagine only one doctor attending to 100 patients.

Right now im broke and can't really go for another check-up, it just seems im dying slowly. Can't tell my mum cos d news can make her health worsen.

Someone told me to get a drug called Nitroglycerin that it will help, still trying to look for money to get it. Pls, how much does it cost pls if u know d price?

I'm just 30yrs.

Carefully monitor the food you eat, it might be as a result of what you consume.
Phones / Re: Samsung Z Fold 6: Unboxing Of A Beast Worth Having! by Dshocker(m): 8:11am On Sep 11
Except you are making money with your phone online, like being a content creator or a blogger, you don't have any excuse to be using a phone of over 500k.

Instead, invest.

My friend almost bought this same Samsung galaxy Z6, but i advised him to buy shares with it, through Bamboo.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 5:20am On Jul 17
Chibuzoripob:
Tell your father to hobsnd pay the money he owe Mama Ebuka the beans /okpa seller.Hope u deliver your oga gala money complete

My father is late, and he built houses in 3 states.

I have to ask here on the second paragraph, because it is an insult to ask or bring in your father into the same line of paragraph with my dad.... Now the question is, despite the fact he is still alive, why wasn't he able to lay a block?

Peter Obi was already a self made billionaire at the age of 28yrs, far from when he thought of even venturing into politics, and you are here spewing trash.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 11:01pm On Jul 16
Chibuzoripob:


Answer =Your father is a Mis3rabl3🐐 wink🤣

Apparently he is not fit to work as Peter Obi's shoe shiner, gateman.

Poverty 😭😭😭
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Doesn’t Believe In Labour Party’s Manifesto – Reno Omokri by Dshocker(m): 10:45pm On Jul 16
Peter Obi keeps ignoring him like a fool he is.

grin grin grin

Politics / Re: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Dshocker(m): 10:43pm On Jul 16
JuanDeDios:

Akwa Ibom has a lot to show for it. It's Delta I don't get what they do with theirs. Lagos is not an oil-producing state. High-allocation state because of population, yes. But that also means it has a lot of people to spend on. And one can actually see evidence of the billions in Lagos - maybe just not as much as one would expect.

Lagos is an oil producing state, and produces about 40,000 barrels per day.

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Politics / Re: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Dshocker(m): 10:41pm On Jul 16
Richtaiwo:
The only Elu P state received N54.2 billion. Within same period Ogun received N40 billion. Abia is owing workers 11 months salary of 18k minimum wage while Ogun is up to date with over 30k. Reason is very simple. Just tell them Tinubu is the problem, you are free man and the best governor for saying the truth while run to their social media handle to insult Tinubu down to his ancestors.

Apparently, the governor of Anambra state, is doing far better than Ogun state governor.

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Politics / Re: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Dshocker(m): 10:26pm On Jul 16
Now the big question is; What exactly have these states done with their federal allocation, particularly the top 5 oil producing states Delta, Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa, and Lagos

When you look at infrastructure in Bayelsa, you will weep.

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Crime / Re: 2 Nigerian Nationals Among 5 Held With 200 G Cocaine In India by Dshocker(m): 10:22pm On Jul 16
Atinuke12267:
Hmmm

One of them forgot to use Hausa or Yoruba names abi wetin be Ebuka Suzee?

They have bastardized the green passport.

So unfortunate the whole world thinks all Nigerians are criminals because of these people.

Make every region get hin own color of passport for Naija.

Let’s leave the green color which they have already bastardized tor them.

They should start killing these people

As if you are not also a criminal.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Players Disasi, Gusto & Fofana Unfollow Enzo Fernandez Over Racist Chant by Dshocker(m): 10:02pm On Jul 16
Watianoengineer:
I dropped 4k for my wife today say make she take cook for me and children. I came back from work to meet beans and garri. 4k cannot even cook a decent meal for naija again.

If I gather courage to end my life for 3rd main land bridge, government go still arrest me say I Wan kill myself.

It's a crime for you to kill yourself but it's not a crime if government use hunger kill every one.

We will wake up like Kenyans one day

But you voted for APC, why complaining?

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Romance / Re: She Is A Damsel,Educated,Intelligents With Good Job.No Man Ever Proposed To Her. by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Jul 16
Deepspirituals:
I'm Spiritualist Ade.

I know quite well some Spiritual Reasons That could be Attached to this but Honestly this Keeps me off the Balance so I decided to Share.

This Lady Is a Damsel Pretty / Beautiful, if there is another Adjective I can use I wouldn't
Hesitate, She Sounds so Intelligent, Educated ,Has Good Job, But still a spinster at 40 .

A Colleague who knew about this Was so Shocked too.


She said No Man has Ever Propose to marry her before, They Just make Friend with her after few weeks or Months, They go away.
When they first try to get Close she would be happy that the Friendship might get deeper, all of a sudden those Men just take there leave.

Even when she tries to enquire why they do not call or text anymore they just say hey, ohhh ! long time how are you, I have been busy don't worry I will talk to you later, Yet they won't Communicate any more.

She claim she is not Harsh, Friendly, Neither does she feels Proud or exhibits all those Characters that Could Chase men away.

What a world ! Yet you will see some not too good looking Ladies, yet you see Different men frolicking around them, asking for a hand in Marriage from these not too good looking lady, some does not even posses the qualities this Lady Posseses.

But here You have a Beautiful Damsel having no Man to Ask for her hand in Marriage.. Na Waooo .

I asked Her Severally, are you really sincere you don't have a Fiance OR a Deep Relationship with any Man, She said God is Her Withness.

When she Contacted me for Spiritual Help, in fact immediately she mentioned this ,I sat Myself down and think Deeply.

What Faces one person, backs another Person.
We learn Everyday.

What a Strange World we are in.

Have you Seen, Witnessed A Lady having Such Experience before?

I remain Spiritualist Ade.

Having Such Issues ...

WhatsApp or Call .


09054..069427

Probably she is not destined to marry, after all, it is not everyone that would get married.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Mourns Reps member, Adams by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Jul 16
DMerciful:
Obi speaks when he wants to.

Bayo Orangutan can't pressure him to speak!

You cannot force him to wish the Nobel Cultist happy birthday grin

He doesn't respond to any critics thrown at him 😂🤣

Man is a silent killer.

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Sports / Re: Argentina National Team Under Fire For Singing Racist Songs After Their Win by Dshocker(m): 7:57pm On Jul 16
Argentina a nation to write home about.

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