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Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by Dshocker(m): 12:44am On Apr 04
MrCork:


angry

U suppose go school, e get why.
Celebrities / Re: "Mummy Of Lagos" Chants Erupt As Bobrisky Makes Grand Entry To Event by Dshocker(m): 3:20pm On Apr 03
Rubbish 🤮
Travel / Re: Man Shows The Outdoor Camp Occupied By Hundreds Of Nigerians In Dublin (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:43pm On Apr 02
Mushmush:
This is so pathetic! I hope those gullible Obidients are seeing this? Una mumu never do?

So only Obidients travel to Dublin? 🤡

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Politics / Re: Dangote Pegs Minimum Of 1Million Litres/Marketer As Diesel Sale Begins by Dshocker(m): 3:37pm On Apr 02
That is approximately N1b for 1,000,000 litres

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Politics / Re: Chukwuemeka Ojukwu's Will: Bianca Wins In Court by Dshocker(m): 2:47pm On Apr 02
She should always be on guard, because the family won't fold their hands.

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Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by Dshocker(m): 2:16pm On Apr 02
Dundalk:
Oga no be MrCork I be ..

Who English ep sef..

Am just telling you the truth about how he writes..

I no blame you.

Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by Dshocker(m): 1:59pm On Apr 02
Dundalk:
that dude is written like that Intentionally..

He sabi oo.. angry

Written is the past tense of write 🤡🤡🤡

I have advised you, to go back to school @Mrcork
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 250k Job In Lagos Or 500k Job In Port Harcourt by Dshocker(m): 1:54pm On Apr 02
Queengee:
Currently lives and work a 250k monthly Job in Lagos, recently I got an offer for a 500k job in portHarcourt so am still contemplating whether to accept the offer or not. I heard portHarcourt is very expensive compare to Lagos, so I don't want to make wrong decision.

Trust me, Rivers State no be where dem dey train pikin.

80% of River people are cultist, and your children will be corrupted by the society, including G.R.A.

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Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by Dshocker(m): 1:50pm On Apr 02
MrCork:



See yor head like sangorogoro village moskito. No wonder they depot u people backkkto africa.how can u commmto London & be speking pigeon English?does this place looooklike Nigeria to u? We spek queen's English & we belif in union jack. Do u enen no what union jack is??bush man!!!(no oofencse) angry

Mugu... My 10yr old nephew can do better, when writing an article.

Seems you are an okada man in Ajegunle.

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Romance / Re: 19 Years Old. Should I Stop Supporting Her? by Dshocker(m): 1:31pm On Apr 02
jasent:
Good evening people. Please be the judge and let me know if I'm being wicked

In the compound where I live in Ghana, there's this 19 old girl. Infact,I got to know her when she was 14,she was respectful so I kept her as my friend. When she turned 18,I had interest in her but I was afraid of her rejecting my proposal and I didn't want to lose the respect she has for me. Fast forward to January 2023,I bought a new car. And then she repeatedly begged that I start teaching her how to drive.

I was afraid of what the father would say if he finds out that I'm taking her out for driving lessons,but reluctantly I took her out for learning like twice. So around March she went to school in another region. They don't allow them to go to school with phones,so when in school she becomes unreachable, except she calls.

So one day,I was just somewhere when a call from from a number not on my contact came. The call went like this:

Me:Hello

Her: Good morning, it's me Amina

Me:oh Good morning,how are you?

Her: I'm fine,you?

Me: I'm fine too

Her: Thank God. Please I need some money,like 50cedis(5000naira)

Me: ok. Where should I send it to?

Her: this number. The name is ****


After the call I sent the money straight away. After that day,it became regular. She would call severally in a month to request for money,and I sent every time she requested.

Because of her frequent demand from me,I felt I should propose, Thursday she came back for Easter holiday.

Today I spoke with her about the possibility of dating her,and she rejected my proposal straight away. When I asked why she said I'm not a Muslim,that she needs a serious Muslim,not even a part time Muslim.

Then I asked if she will accept if I become a Muslim. She said no,she needs someone that will even teach her more about Islam.

I said ok, that's fine. I'll move on.

I wanted to tell her straight up to stop calling me when she get back to school,for some reasons I didn't,but within me I know I can never send her money.


PLEASE AM I BEING HARSH ON HER?

Dating will look like caging her.

What she wants is friends with benefit kind of relationship.
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Of The Relatives Of My Parents Useless? by Dshocker(m): 1:16pm On Apr 02
HellVictorinho6:
angry


Nonsense





If i die, call 4 no funeral.

Start by being useful to your family.
Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by Dshocker(m): 1:09pm On Apr 02
thesicilian:

Even if he says it in Queen's English, he'll still not make sense.
He's embarrassed because his fellow Nigerians are speaking pigin English, the same pigin English that other foreigners are dying to learn. But he won't be embarrassed to see Russians or Chinese speaking their own version of English language.
The guy is lost

U dey mind idiot wey never comot from Ajegunle

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Romance / Re: How Do You Cope With Broke Guys? Ladies by Dshocker(m): 12:58pm On Apr 02
orohbiro:
A guy. Help me with paltry 20k yesterday and he have d effrontery to ask me what he will get in return. Why is broke guys like this? can't you just help and leave undecided in return finish him there sad Big fool

Drop your account, let me gift you 200k.

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Romance / Re: This Is Getting Embarrassing. Please Stop!!! by Dshocker(m): 12:55pm On Apr 02
MrCork:
M.0.D....FR0NT PAGE PLEASE!!

Juss saw Nigerian two guys again spekin pegion english in front of white ladies at the bus stop here in South London pekam. I waz so embarrass coz they Nigerian..can u imagine?? This is why we always tell people am Jamaican. U homebase people need to stop this $hit asap.. especially when u come to London. STOP EMBARASSSSIN US...PLEASE!!!! (REAL TALK) angry

Your article is incoherent, you need to go back to school ✍️

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Crime / Re: Man Lounging In His Balcony Shot Dead In Abeokuta by Dshocker(m): 9:34pm On Apr 01
UDOKABESTLUV:


Source: https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/01/man-lounging-in-his-balcony-shot-dead-in-abeokuta/

Someone shot on the head, which other autopsy are they looking for?

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Politics / Re: My Own Country Denied Us, – Allen Onyema by Dshocker(m): 8:58pm On Apr 01
Putindbutt:
You want to obtain TCO and bypassing relevant agencies in your country and you think that's possible?. abeg try dey use your brain.

As old as you are, you can't apply simple wisdom.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Jets Off To Senegal For Faye’s Inauguration Tuesday by Dshocker(m): 8:22pm On Apr 01
Imagine the President Of America going for the inauguration of the President Of Colombia, how naaaa?

Tinubu sit your ass down and focus on prime issues.
Politics / Re: Senator Jarigbe Agom Walks Out Of Interview Over 2024 Budget Questions by Dshocker(m): 8:20pm On Apr 01
I go meow ooO 🤣

Celebrities / Re: KWAM 1’s Ex-drummer Ayankunle’s House Destroyed, Video Of Damage Trends by Dshocker(m): 8:14pm On Apr 01
fortune1968:
Are you there when he did that ?.You better be careful of God's anger that may come upon you as you are saying what you don't know

I no blame you
Celebrities / Re: KWAM 1’s Ex-drummer Ayankunle’s House Destroyed, Video Of Damage Trends by Dshocker(m): 5:49pm On Apr 01
Ayankunle Ayanlowo broke his window, in other to paint KWAM1 bad.

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Politics / Re: "God Told Me Tinubu Will Do 8 Years In Office" – Dave Umahi by Dshocker(m): 4:11pm On Apr 01
Even a 2yr old knows Tinubu will rule for 2 term, since he is the incumbent president, collecting power from him is almost impossible.

So Mr Dave should stop deceiving us, that God showed him.

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Politics / Re: Total Road Network By Geopolitical Zones - StatiSense Result by Dshocker(m): 4:02pm On Apr 01
EmperorCaesar:
SE has the least road network
It shouldn't be surprising

If u get to Ukwu-Orji and then decide to enter Awka from there, you'd think there are no Urban planners and Architects in the SE since 1960

U no go even believe say dem don ever produce any civil engineer before

Everything just dull.... But it's well

The South East wants to adopt you as their 1st ever engineer 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Politics / Re: AGN Hails Tinubu As Zack Orji Travels For Post-surgery Evaluation by Dshocker(m): 3:59pm On Apr 01
tunjijones:


Sharap... You know why obidients want Zack orji dead. Cos he supported Tinubu.

Sadist filled with pains.
Politics / Re: AGN Hails Tinubu As Zack Orji Travels For Post-surgery Evaluation by Dshocker(m): 3:45am On Apr 01
tunjijones:
Some obidients were busy spreading rumor last week that this man is dead..

It's sad that people can go that far cos of politics

So every bad news are spread by obedient, and the good news are spread by emilokans 🤡🤡🤡
Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:31am On Apr 01
labake1:
Lt Mohbad wealth must be really much for his family and friends to be disturbing this woman for DNA. God will fight for you my sister

Myopic view.
Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:30am On Apr 01
Jogs1900:

Kiddo,Your response shows that sense is far from you.Are you exposed to family issues? Did Mohbad ever doubt the child's paternity? Even the so called Mohbads dad didn't doubt the paternity of the child.That's what a judge will ask Mohbads dad. All this back and forth is because of Mohbad's estate. Imagine someone whose son died less than a year ago and the so-called Mohbad dad already started wearing Mohbad clothes.

If not by intimidation, they would have gotten a court document for the DNA.

Since Mohbad didn't doubt the child's paternity, it's none of anybody's business. Mohbads dad is simply a busybody. Yes, that's what they will call him in the court.Mohbad is dead..Since nobody doubted the child's paternity before the dad died, the child belongs to Mohbad.

Oga shut up, and stop being emotional like a 3yr old girl child.

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Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:26am On Apr 01
Jogs1900:
I don't know why they are intimidating this lady with DNA test.Since Mohbad didn't doubt the paternity of the child when he was alive, the child belongs to him.

On a side note, is Mohbads dad even sure Mohbad is his son?

In America, the DNA is a must as part of the investigation.

Nothing like intimidation here, she should do it, if she was innocent.

Stop being emotional like a woman.

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Celebrities / Re: Nobody Has The Right To Tell Me To Do A DNA Test - Mohbad’s Widow, Wunmi (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:25am On Apr 01
EreluRoz:
Even the ones whose paternity are not certain are here on social media requesting for a DNA over a child whose paternity was never questioned by his late dad.

But since her father-in-law has joined the bandwagon then she should do it to keep him shut. She should not do it kos of one mumu verydarkboy who started the rubbish but because of her father-in-law who has chosen to be in competition with his grandchild over inheritance.

All what you wrote here is absolute rubbish.

She is guilty 💯

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Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Installs Borehole For Orimolade Ifako Community In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 3:19am On Apr 01
Max24:
That's what Obi was snapping pictures for. Something a small girl has done without making noise about. Gbajue master indeed ! Obi used to be seen as the most stingy gov then but now pretending to be generous to win the heart of the gullible. Never !

She didn't make noise about it, but here we are, reading it 🤡🤡🤡
Celebrities / Re: Ayra Starr Installs Borehole For Orimolade Ifako Community In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 3:18am On Apr 01
Pgirigory:
Good gesture, see the water running fast
The same thing Peter girigory Obi was gathering 20 cameramen to snap every angle is what a small did without making noise

Mugu...

She did it without making noise, but it appeared on the internet 🤡

So tell me; How many boreholes have you or anyone in your family built for the public?
Business / Re: Name One Household Or Food Item Whose Price Has Come Down by Dshocker(m): 3:14am On Apr 01
nairavsdollars:
Food Libido has come down..men's appetite for s*x has gone down

And girls insatiable quest for money has gone up 🚀🚀🚀

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Health / Re: Abroad-based Nigerian Man Dies 2 Days After Village Visit, Bitten By Strange Ant by Dshocker(m): 3:11am On Apr 01
immortalcrown:
Everything is not spiritual. Someone from America can die in Nigeria just by drinking sachet water because immune system conditions determine levels of allergies.

The first set of white people that came to Africa died for this reason. But the ones that survived it or took preventive measures survived even the evil forests that Africans feared.

According to people like you, everything is spiritual. Not getting a visa to a country is spiritual. When a faulty vehicle (not road worthy) interrupts your journey, it is spiritual. When you want to preach or sing but your faulty sound system disturbs, it is spiritual. When power interruption occurs during your church program, it is spiritual. When voters make wrong choices and produce a bad president, you say it is the will of God. grin

As in eeh...

I don tire for the guy.

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