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Crime › Re: Lady Records Agbero Demanding ₦50,000 While Moving Mattress In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 10:46am On Sep 20
Imalwayshorny:
If Lagos is state of agbero why don't you stay in your onitsha which is state of excellence
You should be ashamed of yourself for saying this
Business › Re: Why Nigerians borrow money to maintain lifestyles they cannot afford by Dshocker(m): 10:38am On Sep 20
Olatara:
I'm an average Yoruba, I have only been to one wedding this year and I will be going to another in December ( my best friend). That's twice a year.

But I know two sisters I.j and Ify, they grow up in Mushin, every week is partying with different aso ebi.

Stop the tribalism.
Tribalism as how, or you lack the right adjective to use?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Do All You Can, Not To Go To Hell Fire by Dshocker(m): 10:33am On Sep 20
Edusouls:
nothing like hell fire and Jesus, but the only real thing is you and your sinful life Abby?
These are one of the problems holding Africa down.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Should Do All You Can, Not To Go To Hell Fire by Dshocker(m): 10:15am On Sep 20
cutecommend:
Have you felt the pains of fire before? Hell fire is a place of deepest torments and pains. It is a place you must do all you can not to go in.

Make sure you leave this world with Jesus in you.
Whether you are okay, sick, in danger, or if your loved ones are okay, sick or in danger, lead them to repentance. Do not leave this world without Jesus.

This is urgent! If you want Jesus to make you a candidate of heaven, kindly say this genuinely and in faith:

"Lord Jesus Christ, please I am sorry for all my sins, please forgive me all my sins now and come into my life now in Jesus name. Amen"

If you have said this prayer genuinely and in faith, you are now born again. Please read your bible and pray everyday. Also attend a good church.
Africans are so emotional about a borrowed culture from the Europeans, called Christianity.

My friend, there is nothing like hellfire and Jesus is not coming, just wake up to reality.
Romance › Re: Men Which Profession Will You Choose Among These Ladies by Dshocker(m): 7:55am On Sep 20
ChisomLexus:
I don't see myself getting down on my knees like this while begging a man to marry me.

It is men that should be begging to marry me because I am a self made woman grin
Aunty i believe you went to school and have comprehension, read the caption again.
Business › Re: Increasing Numbers Of Chinese Retail Stores In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 7:51am On Sep 20
In Nigeria, nothing is regulated.
Business › Re: Why Nigerians borrow money to maintain lifestyles they cannot afford by Dshocker(m): 7:49am On Sep 20
An average Yoruba person attends about 5 occasions in a month, and each comes with different Ashuabi
Crime › Re: 33 Suspected Illegal Miners Die Mysteriously In NSCDC Custody In Niger State by Dshocker(m): 4:40am On Sep 18
The found precious stones with the miners and they were poisoned to cover the stolen items 😭
Politics › Re: Obi: Can Politicians Tell Us How They Made Their Money? - Oseni; Davido Responds by Dshocker(m): 4:54pm On Sep 13
Flangelo12:
Obi made his money through Abacha.
First research his background, before you open your mouth waaaaaaaaah, and talk out of proportion, you think Peter Obi is your average politician with ill gotten wealth.
Romance › Re: She Was The Most Beautiful Girl In My Set. 22 Years Later, She Is Still Single by Dshocker(m): 3:36pm On Sep 12
happney65:
"Historically, Ibadan-based people have always had a huge respect for Lagosians. That was another plus for her."

Which kain of mumu yeye talk be this? As how? Like Ibadan people worship Lagosians? Are you okay sha?
Yes, you know Ibadan is yet to see the light, due to their archaic nature, so they pay great respect for Lagosians

Romance › Re: She Was The Most Beautiful Girl In My Set. 22 Years Later, She Is Still Single by Dshocker(m): 3:33pm On Sep 12
Yemite132:
My name his Ola from Lagos Epe,,I’m male single with no kids and love having sex every day and go for many rounds and cause of this girls always leave me so anyone interested can contact me on

09030623315
Igwe has banished you
Romance › Re: She Was The Most Beautiful Girl In My Set. 22 Years Later, She Is Still Single by Dshocker(m): 3:31pm On Sep 12
uche87:
https://www.facebook.com/thevillagetowncrier
On today's episode of things that never happened
Education › Re: King’s College Crisis Deepens As FG Insists Schools Will Reopen Monday by Dshocker(m): 3:24pm On Sep 12
What actually happened in my alma mater?
Family › Re: Infant Dies After Mother Withholds Care Over Push Car Gift Dispute by Dshocker(m): 6:24am On Sep 10
On today's episode of things that never happened.
Politics › Re: A Presidential Candidate Attending Other Presidential Candidate Inauguration by Dshocker(m): 6:15am On Sep 10
duro4chang:
Obi is not sound at all. I have not seen what those who are promoting him see in him. Common interview questions he can't answer properly. His tenure as a governor was a monumental failure yet he was telling us he wanted to develop Nigeria the way he developed Anambra state. For eight years no local government elections, for months schools were on strike, for eleven months hospitals were on strike. He still came on air to say even though hospitals were on strike there was no mass death. Obi is daft
Obi performed well than Tinubu as governor, if you doubt, place a bet on your life
Politics › Re: Sharia Law: The Doubt I Have About Peter Obi And Rabiu Kwankwaso by Dshocker(m): 6:10am On Sep 10
AnonPoet:
The reason I fear the Peter Obi/Rabiu Kwankwaso presidential ticket is the religious extremism of Former Kano state governor Rabiu Kwankwaso.

In case a lot of people do not remember, Kano state operates Sharia law and that law was signed in June 2000. The governor of Kano who signed that is Kwankwaso and he is not appologethic about it. This suggests that he also supports blasphemy laws and to some level, Islamic extremism.

How me a liberal christian who values my freedom of speech and rights is supposed to react to this news is what supporters of Peter Obi need to inform me how I am supposed to feel.

If we can recall, the US government recently named Kwankwaso as a problem as regards this same matter. Is this the kind of person we want as vice-president?

Before you say he was reluctant to sign the bill into law remember he had a choice to not sign at all but he choice to show weakness or tactically support a law that turned the state into a Muslim state. In fact, Kano was the second state in Nigeria to allow Sharia law after Zamfara which meant it was not even widespread in that time, he just wanted to raise one religious tenets over the other.

Lets think about this before coming to campaign to Christians because Kwankwaso can potentially become president if something happens to his principal, then what? We become a sharia state? We are forced to observed Ramadan?
Pointless view, let talk about Oyo State that will be a Sharia state in South West soon.
Politics › Re: 'We are peaceful people but Obi is always looking for our trouble' - Iorpev by Dshocker(m): 5:43am On Sep 10
yarimo:
Obi can't do all this rascality in any part of south east states
Go back to school and stop talking like someone that didn't attend primary.
Politics › Re: 'We are peaceful people but Obi is always looking for our trouble' - Iorpev by Dshocker(m): 5:42am On Sep 10
EponObi:
Goal ball! grin grin grin Maradona dey learn work cheesy cheesy

Nicely played by Benue Government.

I know they did Obi dirty. Both parties were wrong, but Benue govt has a strong argument; na Obi enter trap sha.

1. They've warned Obi to always inform them when he's coming to the state. I guess Obi didn't comply with the directive. You may like Obi but if you are being objective, it's madness for a high profile like him to want to go to a state without informing the state government. Atiku can't just enter Benue like that. It's not possible. It's not that he can't but protocol demand you inform the authorities first so they can be prepared for your logistics and security. Let's be fair, if Obi is the current governor of Anambra, will it sit well with him for Atiku to come into his state for campaign purpose without prior notice? Even Tinubu as the president can't just enter Benue without informing the governor.


2. For Benue state government, it's wrong the way Obi was treated. But I guess, werey la fin wo werey. By their response, it was premeditated and they played it well.


That said, Obi is just somehow. A presidential candidate working into childish traps like this is funny. If he had inform the government, they won't be be able to put out this statement. This is the person they said has strategy for going to the official launch of APM HQ in Abuja? grin grin grin Obi is not street smart. It has to be said. cheesy

It was this same Obi that claimed they wanted to assassinate him in Edo few months ago. If he has been assaulted with gunfire today, this is how the state would have said they were not aware of his arrival. Obi doesn't have political advisers, I swear. Those content creators that follow him must have pumped him with confidence say nothing go happen. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Benue don use am shine. Obi said the SA to the governor led the mob - an accusation he has no evidence of. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Just wait and see how the Benue government will mess him up in the press.


I guess Obi should go with helment next time he's going to Benue. grin grin grin "We will count the person" cheesy cheesy cheesy "Governor have only one vote" "Obi will win Benue" "Obi will win North Central" "I will enter the bush. Everyone must come out" "I'm ready to die for Nigeria" Oya now cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I believe you had basic education, please apply it when talking.
Business › Re: Look At How Much I Owe Opay by Dshocker(m): 5:30am On Sep 10
DarkLover:
This is a lot. I understand the pressures we go through as men in this world but borrowing an OPay loan is a capital NO for me.

For your monthly repayments to be over N200,000, that means you borrowed over N1,000,000 from them.

I wish you well as you pay your loan.
200k is nothing, people are owning them millions
Nairaland General › Re: Life Is Unfair And Its True by Dshocker(m): 3:18am On Sep 10
Evaress:
At times i begin to doubt the existence of God. When is life so biased?
Why are some rich, some poor?
Some ugly, some beautiful?
Some work so hard and gain nothing. Some don't even work at all and gain everything.
Some do suffer all through their lives, no one to love them
Why? Why? If our God is a partial God then why is life so cruel to some and so nice to others.
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 😂
Politics › Re: Obi Acts Like Paid Opposition, Tinubu A Career Criminal But Will Win- Hundeyin by Dshocker(m): 2:35am On Sep 10
seunmsg:
David Hundeyin as usual trying to make sense and then still not making sense. Every sensible person knows that Peter Obi came a distant third in 2023 and Tinubu won the election clean and fair. Repeating a lie a thousand times to make yourself feel good will not turn the lie to the truth. Peter Obi got little or no votes in about 20 states. He had no pathway to victory. So, how can he defeat a candidate that either came first or second in about 28 states?

As for 2027, I thought Donald Trump recently appointed Atiku's lobbyist into his cabinet. Atiku even claimed Donald Trump has endorsed his plan to remove fuel subsidy. So, how is the same Donald Trump now backing Tinubu for 2027?

Tinubu won the 2027 election the day Atiku and Peter Obi went their separate ways and refused to contest together on a joint ticket. Nigerians and not Donald Trump or rigging will determine the outcome of the election. Tinubu will win, Obi will lose and David Hundeyin will remain a fugitive in Ghana.
Can you swear with your life that Tinubu won 2023 election?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Dropped Money In Ekiti – Lere Olayinka Dismisses ‘I Don’t Give Shishi’ by Dshocker(m): 2:23am On Sep 10
stuffs2002:
Lol....

Obi has always been a fraud and a liar na.

* Same Obi that stole Anambra money while he was governor
* Same Obi that stole Anambra money and hide it in his daughter Bank account
* Same Obi that was stealing N250 million every month
* Same Obi that stole so much money that he became a celebrity of the pandora papers
You sound like a 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Celebrities › Re: Nimmy Ferrari's Father & Mother Fight Over Her House by Dshocker(m): 1:51am On Sep 10
Adaisback:
Ugly man with ugly heart
What if was lying to gain sympathy, and it was her trying to sell the property?
Celebrities › Re: Nimmy Ferrari's Father & Mother Fight Over Her House by Dshocker(m): 1:49am On Sep 10
jordyspices:
Some men na real wah you wan sell property wey you no contribute shishi build
Wait until you hear the full gist, don't run and conclude, because often times, we've seen women play this same card.
Travel › Re: What I Saw Traveling from Tamale, Ghana to Burkina Faso Got Me Shocked (Video) by Dshocker(m): 1:43am On Sep 10
yomisams:
I visited Tamale, one of the popular places in the Northern part of Ghana, after exploring the place, I decided to go on a little road trip and border crossing into the country of Burkina Faso. Captain Ibrahim Traore's Paradise.
Nothing prepared me for what i saw while traveling these West Africa Roads. I have been on the road for some weeks now, and honestly, the experience is TOP NOTCH.

kindly drop a Like on the Video and Subscribe the channel as well.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcngxItQazU?si=8sBkYzK3udIYtTXs
Oga if you cannot come here and tell us what you saw, just forget about it, you think all these click bait will work, dey play.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:17pm On Sep 05
MoonlightDrive:
Bad news, it shows Nigeria is not as rich as we make ourselves to believe.
How can the giant of africa not have uber!
You are very funny, Nigeria is among the poorest country in the world.
Romance › Re: Did I Do Wrong By Inviting Her To Come Over? by Dshocker(m): 5:51am On Aug 31
Toolegit123:
Good evening everyone.

Just last week,a single young lady of 23 years old was introduced to me by friend of mine. So after my friend shared her WhatsApp number to me on Whatsapp,I chatted her up and we were vibing so well.

We made arrangements on how to meet and we pinned it down on Sunday which happens to be tomorrow. But now,this is where the problem is,I came online this afternoon only for me to get a voice note from her on Whatsapp. When I played it and listened to it ,lo and behold,this lady just billed me and was complaining about how she had been planning to buy a new phone. That she has 150k already and she would be happy if I can just assist her with 40k. Well,I said no problem but I'll only give her the money if she can come over to my place. She then replied me saying that she can't come and she'd like to study me first before we can be able to do anything.

I reached my friend who connected us and told her the whole story. She told me to abort the mission and that she isn't serious but only want to come for my money.

From afternoon till now,she has been bombarding me with calls and messages.

Did I do wrong by inviting her over?

Nlfpmod obembet Dominique mynd44 Seun.
3 funny people, asin y'all are clowns.

Romance › Re: Funny Way I Knack My Oga Pikin ( Part 1) by Dshocker(m): 5:29am On Aug 31
Cum4me:
The father use good mind sponsored you go school see how you pay the innocent man back. If he throway you from him house since you for dey under bridge dey hurk gala.
Don't tell me you believed this fictitious story?
Phones › Re: Which Power Bank Is Advisable To Buy by Dshocker(m): 1:46am On Aug 31
EmmyMaestro:
I want to buy a power bank. My target is at least 50,000 mAh. I'm seeing products like oraimo, itel, oale, etc. I'd like to know which product is better
Buy Samsung power bank
Politics › Re: FBI Submits A 399-Page Document On Tinubu To Court - Von Batten-Montague by Dshocker(m): 1:32am On Aug 31
seunmsg:
lol. The court now disqualify a candidate based on an investigation report? Where did you learn your law from?

To start with, there is nothing new in the report. If there is a crime, FBI would have charged Tinubu to court for a criminal offense. If they couldn’t charge him for a criminal offense in 1993, it simply means there was no crime committed.


FBI has already released most of the records to David Hundeyin in 2023. They redacted it heavily to protect their investigative procedures and protect their witnesses. Nothing has changed from then. This is not about Tinubu but protecting FBI’s system.


The only thing you guys can get from this is propaganda and nothing else. That is why Tinubu is also in court to stop the release so that you won’t use it for propaganda. This matter died a long time ago and you guys are only bringing it up for distraction and propaganda. Nothing else.
U are the one that is ignorant of the law.

As at the time it happened, they reached a plead bargain, he forfeited everything in exchange for freedom, so they was no reason for the FBI to carry on with the case anymore.
Politics › Re: FBI Submits A 399-Page Document On Tinubu To Court - Von Batten-Montague by Dshocker(m): 1:29am On Aug 31
These guys will not like this

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