planetx:
Who dash monkey banana, $100k indeed. This ignorant clown is not getting more than $3k. This morons are barely educated and will believe any lie told them on how it's easy just swallow and deliver.

Man rest, i don't have time to argue unnecessarily.

Countries where their law is death, payment for the carrier/bird is 50% of any amount of consignment you deliver.

Everybody is looking for content... I mean, how can you literally hear the sound of buld blasting when the generator is on?

Christianity = Peace

Muslim = Terrorism

Prove me wrong!!!

Afrowits:
Jesuuuuuu Iran of all places. God save am sha day no be for Iran dem catch am.

Payment for traffickers going to death sentence zone is usually 50/50 sharing ratio.

If the drug you ingested is worth $200k, your payment will be $100k.... Meaning you will make N160m

Nonsense... If it were in the south, they would have caught him.

Larryfest:

Exactly my point....

A friend of mine, although he is older than me by 20+yrs... In the early 90s he used to run a powerful r drug cartel in Switzerland, Brazil, Colombia and Nigeria.

If you know the late Lanre Shittu(Google him), all of them were friends those days.

All his set are multi billionaires, some even staying in Banana Island and Ikoyi environs, but that my friend fell to zero, gave his life to christ, and living a moderate life at Lusada, where he managed to build a bungalow.

Some of his friends he single handedly paved the way for, took them to Europe, and 2 of them are popular on Instagram(they are still alive, so i can't mention their names)... They refused to help him.

Ashawo no be guy name.

Meaning:
Hi guys, I notice one thing about me.
I'm too emotional for a man. I'm too soft hearted. I don't want bad things to happen to anyone.
But recently, I realized that people are taking advantage of that and I'm tired.

Please can someone teach me the act of wickedness thru manipulation?

The way you destroy people but act like you are their help. That kind of manipulative destruction.

Any help please.

Lace your mother's food with Otapiapia, immediately she dies, you will be so enraged and people will fear you.

Larryfest:

This isn't entirely true, I was just close to 15 around that time and in secondary school. Even if one was very comfortable back then, there's no guarantee that such person could have still remain so till now. Life happens when you least expected it.

There are billionaires in the 80s 90s and 2000 that are begging for food to eat today.

ExAngel007:
"I know many runs girls who married their clients. Real men do not care about your past" - Nigerian man says


A Nigerian man, Kosi Ugo, has asserted that men are attracted to bad girls and don't care about a woman's past.


Ugo, who stated this in a Facebook post on Saturday, September 21, also said that he know many ‘runs girls’ who married their clients, adding that a retired ashawo can still have a happy home.

He wouldn't care, because he was brought up by a single mother, that guy had fatherly and core African home training, he wouldn't be talking this trash.

How can i in my right sense marry a girl i met on the street, unless she did it years back and i didn't find out.

I can't be in the know about her past that was nasty and still fall in love to the extent of marrying her.

Initially he told you the price was 60k for a customized standard cake, but you opted for 20k custom cake.

Instead of Nurse, you were given Norse 😂😂😂

Mariangeles:


Oh! Okay. That is awesome.



You can still plant a tree or two for those around you.
I like that they're so... giving.



Is that true?
Have you ever experienced it?

Yes, ants will infest your compound.

Laxative ni, lacktive kor... Here in 9ja, the only way to catch a thief in this Tinubu's regime is through poison 😂

She has named her price.

JASONjnr:
Three things I will plant when I finally build my house...

1. Plantain
2. Banana
3. Coconut tree.

And probably a garden where there'll be sugarcane.

Sugar cane in a residential place?

You think you can stay close to a sugar plantation?

Ants will finish you.

What do you expect?

When APC controls the military, police and inec, what do you expect the result to be?

Nigeria is doomed.

What impact does his private jet have on Abia people?... So nobody cares.

Catholic priest don't have access to church money, apart from personal gifts given to them.

I am tired of Nigerian bloggers... What do you mean by "suspected sex worker"

Just say it as it is "A sex work"

So indirectly Obasanjo is calling Tinubu a thief?

Tallesty1:
Why do you need to shower at least twice a day? What kind of work do you do? I hope you don't use harsh soap? Or stay too long in those showers?


Modified This guy said that he baths at least twice in a day and I asked why he does that, the reason I asked him the question is because, for an average Nigerian guy that don't care about skin care products, over-bathing can be a problem, especially with hot water or harsh soaps. It strips the skin of its natural oils, leading to dryness, irritation, or even skin conditions.

Might interest you to know that pigs are among the cleaness animal in the world, don't take my words for it. Look it up.

What are you saying man?

I for one bath twice daily, even today being saturday, i will bath this morning and still bath at night, despite the fact i am not leaving the house... Mind you, my air conditioner will be on.

EagleMenage:
Hello Nairaland,


I have a serious confession to make and this has been killing me emotionally and I can’t keep it anymore.

It all started at age 14, I happen to be the only male child and seeing myself among my sisters I started developing a kind of strange affection for them which is really strange and evil.
My sisters are really beautiful indeed to be honest.

I share room with my elder sister, and there was this night I woke up and realized she was on a phone call with her boyfriend and at the same time using her fingers to play with her vagina, but when I saw her she tried to get my attention to have sex with her but I refused.


Honestly the next day I didn’t inform any of my parents about this and I kept it confidential.

I thought that’s all, but afterwards, whenever am alone then I feel like having sex, I’ll become Hot to the extent that, I easily get moody after some few minutes without satisfying myself.

It went on and on until one day I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to take my elder sister panties and wrapped it round my penis, and this is where it all started, unfortunately I had this idea from no where that I can use that as a means of satisfying myself without any girl.

From the beginning it feels good to me and honestly I was enjoying it, gradually I improved on it.


This is the journey to my addiction…..I started Masturbating with ladies pants everyday at any little opportunity I get.

I can masturbate more than 5 times in a day.

Am an introvert so this really hunt me more and more. It got to a time I feel within myself that it’s evil but I couldn’t talk to anybody about it because I was afraid even my parent couldn’t like me again so I kept it on the low.

I did everything possible to stop this addiction but all failed.

Sometimes I feel a strong energy around me, mostly when am alone and that’s the exact time I’ll start thinking about woman, and this caused me to love porn.


Honestly this hunts me amicably so I decided to have a girlfriend at age 18yrs thinking that will rather help me stop masturbating but it became worst, I even ended up being a womanizer, chasing girls everywhere.

Truth be told, my worst enemy now is Masturbation, I am 28yrs now with a woman and two handsome boys but ridiculously, I still masturbate, it’s eating me up and am getting depressed over this addiction.

Masturbation is reducing me, both physical and spiritually, I feel drained.

Everything is shutting down on me, and I have no one to talk to about this, am really scared my wife will get to know about this and right now things are getting out of hand.

Am facing a lot of trauma, my business isn’t moving anymore and I can’t stop Masturbating.

I can be having sex with my wife and still be masturbating.

This have caused me to have no limit over my sexual life, and whenever am having sex, I feel an extra energy within me that makes me sex for so long without getting tired.


It’s killing me slowly within, right now I’ve developed a waist problem and I don’t know the next damage this will cause me again.


Please everyone here, am pleading you all to help me with a solution, I need help to overcome this, I’ve confessed this to several pastors but couldn’t get any solution……

Please nairalanders, help me.

Nothing wey Ashawo no go see for him customer hand.

Gentlestudent29:
Good evening, well-meaning Nigerians,

Please, I need your help Sir/Ma.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 29 and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I'm seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Tuesday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Tuesday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake.

Please, my people, I'm really sorry for begging, but it is just that I'm starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I'm starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
1 6 6 9 0 8 8 8 7 5
My name is Olaoluwa.

Please have mercy on me and help me. May God continue to bless you.


I want to sell my Tecno POP 4.
2gb ram, 32gb rom, 5000mah battery

Price: #30,000
Location: Ibadan, Oyo State
Contact: 0 7 0 1 5 6 4 7 5 5 3

Please buy my phone. I need to buy food. I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

Scammer spotted.

LocalFARMERS:
After making this video last year, With hope that I will have a bountiful harvest. Few weeks later, there was a Ginger disease outbreak in Kaduna. This disease affected over 95% of the Ginger farms within and outside Kaduna State.

Today, a bag of Ginger is over 600k. So many people couldn't farm Ginger this year, because the seedlings was scarce. Ginger farmers usually keep aside their seedlings after every harvest.

Ginger is a major cash crop in Southern Kaduna. Some people have build Duplex, buy lands, Cars and travel abroad with the money they made from Ginger farming in Kaduna.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRtEZj-AvU

If everything had gone well, how many bags would you have gotten from this farm?

The guy na John...

So now they are realizing that tribalism is not the way forward.

All the time, my tribes man must rule, it is our turn, it is our turn.

I weep for this country...

EponObi:
Omo! See how Zulum feels intimidated. Dogo na big fish abeg - one of the few state actors that control the political landscape at the federal level. It's why Peter Obi is just wasting his time with his consumption to production gibberish. If he want a chance, pandering to the youth will never be enough. Na why elite politician like PBAT and Atiku will outperform him in the political arena.

As predictable, you folks has started quoting me. Before you spew ignorant nonsense, make sure you understand that:

A sitting governor feels intimidated?

Reason before you talk.

SatoshiX:
Some people will not be happy about this. 🤣🤣🤣

That your brother is a gay or what?

Nothing anybody want tell me, this guy is a gay

Golan007:
Seun you don't know anything about economics, the Nigerian economy and sustainability.

Sit your arse down.

Head to head, he is more enlightened than you do.

No insult, just the truth.

She should say on top of her voice..... I am a chosen, iam a chosen, i am a chosen, my husband where are you.