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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits INEC Registration Centre To Encourage Youths Participation by Dshocker(m): 10:15am On Jul 27
stuffs2002:
Of course na. No one in my family will do that at all much less for a 3rd class
Poor people always think they can 😂

Politics › Re: Osun Guber: INEC Unaware Of NURTW Factions — REC, Babalola by Dshocker(m): 9:44am On Jul 27
Nigeria is one hell of a messed up country, how can INEC collaborate with illiterates and street urchins called N.U.R.T.W to distribute electoral materials, just as they did in the last election.
Politics › Re: Before Tinubu Became President, He Was A Very A Good Man - Babachir Lawal by Dshocker(m): 9:25am On Jul 27
ryloy:
Before Tinubu became President, he was a very a good man who used to give people big money. He has helped a lot of people without waiting for any favour. He was very good to be with but northerners hijacked him from us and some religious bigots lied to him. So, we couldn't access him as usual. Therefore, what made him a good man is no longer there. Unless he goes back to how he was before he became president to be giving money, he is not good again......"

NB: This is purely my personal interpretation of Babachir Lawal's interview and I think I am entitled to my opinion and interpretation.

My Take: If because President Tinubu refused to share Nigeria's money to you the way he was dashing you his personal money is the reason why you say he's a bad man, so be it!!!

Happy Sunday to All Progressives Only

How did he make such money you claim is his personal money?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Funded Buhari’s 2015 Campaign With Billions Of Naira, Says Babachir Lawal by Dshocker(m): 9:22am On Jul 27
yinkus6750:
Jagaban has actually paid his dues in the political field.
From hi first tenure as Senator under IBBs regime to NADECO,he has always been steady and reliable.
That's why he could boldly claim EMILOKAN- IT IS MY TURN.
Unfortunately,the turn isn't turning favourably to assuage the suffering of the masses.
To govern this country successfully might not be that easy,vtill you get on the hot seat
After stealing so much, plus his criminal past, he deserves to be in jail.
Romance › Re: UK Dating: 8 Differences Between White And Nigerian Women by Dshocker(m): 6:51am On Jul 27
pocohantas:
White woman has a boyfriend and still wan knack Naija guy.

Naija guy: White women are straight forward. They are open with their sexual expectations. They can just knack you and go. No fake love. #TeamForeignGirls



Naija girl has a bf and wants to knack Naija guy.

Nairaland guy: Nigerian women are oloshos. Borehole pùssy. I pity who marries these ones. They can fck for indomie and egg.

Another Nairaland guy: Which indomie? Useless girls with itchy pù**y. They must want to knack.

Another Nairaland guy: Then when they are evenings newspapers they will go to Shiloh. Naso one wan trap me enter marriage. I just dey fu** am. Mumu dey wait for ring.

Yet another Nairaland guy: Once I leave Nigeria, nothing fit make me date Naija girl again. Useless entitled oloshos.




Dearest Naija women, this too shall pass.grin
Lol, this girl you no well, you've really studied Nairaland guys 😂😂😂
Romance › Re: I Intended To Propose, But Ended Up Breaking Up On Her Birthday by Dshocker(m): 5:23am On Jul 27
Charlieabc:
every 08/06 of every year used to be a day with great expectations and display of affection for me and my girlfriend. we've been together for a long time that it always seems the world is going to end with us being together.
As expected ,this year birthday shouldn't av been an exemption from the rest. As usual, I have prepared ahead, making some surprise move to make her day a remarkable one. its her silver jubilee and I thought the best treat i can give of all is to propose to her.
To cut the long story, after I av presented my gift to her without letting her know my major surprise, suddenly her phone beep and I was with her fone at that moment. I decided to check through the msg only to discover it was a whatsapp msg. a guy actually send his di** (picture) to her as bday gift. I was shocked. then i decided to browse through the initial msgs, (I regret I did). I called her attention and shown her the msg, only for her to become mute . that was when i brought out the ring i bought for her and threw it on the floor and I left the venue with disappointment. the fact is,her uncle still call me this evening to ask if we actually enjoyed our outing. such an experience.
On today's episode of things that never happened.
Romance › Re: Do You Trust Your Loyal GF To Decline A $500 One Night Stand Offer? by Dshocker(m): 3:59am On Jul 27
TrennixIntlLtd:
A slight argument ensued between me and some friends and that's was how this topic was formed.
We still couldn't get any good answer as some were positive while others were negative.


What's your take on this?

Do you trust your loyal & faithful girlfriend/fiancee to reject a $500 offer from a stranger just for a one night stand?
Nigeria is a very wealthy country by resources and nature, but have poor people living in it as a country, and the poverty rate is around 85%, forget the 63% rating by the world bank, people are struggling to survive, so automatically, virtually almost every girl will fall for it.
Crime › Re: DSS Arrests BOSYA President Samaila Kaigama Over Boko Haram Ransom by Dshocker(m): 2:58am On Jul 27
What has this man said, that Gumi haven't said in the past, yet they've refused to arrest him, which shows truly truly, those in government are behind terrorism in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: This Is The Biggest Problem Nigeria Ladies Are Facing In The Dating Market. by Dshocker(m): 9:19pm On Jul 26
bigpriik:
They are all chasing after rich guys and the rich guys are only about 15% of the population,imagine 90% of ladies chasing after 15% of men, meaning once you hammer as a guy you have about 50 ladies eyeing you for relationship or marriage,very very beautiful ladies
some are decent ,some are freaky and all of them are willing to give you the only thing they have to offer which is towtow my brother commitment go dey hard for you because you have so many options you become confused.
The guys they always go after are guys that have many options and by the end of the day he will choose the best among them and dump the rest.
No matter how broke you are as a guy it is easier for you to find love and happiness than an average Nigerian lady they are damn depressed
Oga, the rich guys are not up to 10%
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Abi, Bbnaija Season 11 Show Yourself Housemate by Dshocker(m): 8:49pm On Jul 26
Just like Tega Dominic, a married woman that slept with another guy.... I blame & pity the husband.
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Mercedes, Bbnaija Season 11 Show Yourself Housemate by Dshocker(m): 8:47pm On Jul 26
I would rather date a prostitute than date a massage therapist 😂
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Sultex, Bbnaija Season 11 Show Yourself Housemate by Dshocker(m): 8:45pm On Jul 26
letitrainnow:
Sultex, you are welcome to big brother house, wish you the best

Dance for them
Omo your life don spoil, as you dey watch this nonsense program
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Bells, Bbnaija Season 11 Show Yourself Housemate by Dshocker(m): 8:43pm On Jul 26
Make i bend, if this old woman is 22yrs 🙄
Health › Re: You Might Be Strongly Lusting On A Person Infected With STD by Dshocker(m): 8:11pm On Jul 26
ebubeson:
Be careful, the person you may be strongly lusting after may be having STD.

Several, most or all people who contracted STD through sex, never saw STD on the face of the person they slept with.
I can swear you are a carrier.
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Temi, Bbnaija Season 11 'show Yourself' Housemate by Dshocker(m): 7:35pm On Jul 26
Signs that Nairaland life don spoil, showing this useless show
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Tram: Bbnaija Season 11 (show Yourself) Housemate by Dshocker(m): 7:30pm On Jul 26
chidiokay:
sell your dstv ... if you cant change the channel

make ina rest, i have grown bored of BBN, buh hearing people like you nack about a Tv program you can totally avoid is nauseating
Nauseating kee you there, it seems you are one of that useless show.
TV/Movies › Re: Meet Tram: Bbnaija Season 11 (show Yourself) Housemate by Dshocker(m): 7:25pm On Jul 26
I hate this program with passion, zero impact.

And if you look closely, you will find out that Tinubu's supporter are the lovers of this show.

Romance › Re: “I Cleaned Poop With My Bare Hands” – Man's Embarrassing date with talking stage by Dshocker(m): 7:22pm On Jul 26
She ate yesterday beans from home, so that her stomach would be filled up, and when she gets to the date, she will act posh 😂😂😂

God forbid bad thing.

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits INEC Registration Centre To Encourage Youths Participation by Dshocker(m): 7:14pm On Jul 26
stuffs2002:
Are you high or what?

Why would a normal person want to lace idiota Obi's shoes
Because nobody in your family can 😢😢😢
Celebrities › Re: I’m The Only One Responsible For My Daughter - Sophia Momodu Claims by Dshocker(m): 3:13pm On Jul 26
dominique:
For the umpteenth time, Davido should come and debunk her claims with receipts.

I remember that time Davido was collecting ₦1million from friends and public figures to donate to orphanages. He went on to raise over ₦250m, shishi the orphanages no see. Sophia was the only one of his babymamas that dropped the ₦1m. People were commenting that her donation was from Davido to Davido, she no talk.

Whenever she steps out looking expensive or goes on trips with her daughter, people rush to comment that she's spending Davido's money lavishly. She never addressed it

It was not till when Davido sued her in 2024 that we got to know that he has not been paying child support all these years and he was not the one responsible for her lifestyle. Even at that, people always credit everything she does to Davido.

Sophia abeg every eke market day, be coming out to remind the world that you're the one taking care of you and your child's expenses. After years of covering up for that koromoto man, how did he pay you back? By using his 30 bulldogs gang to constantly harass you and he eventually sued you. I hope women learn from this, stop covering for these undeserving men.
Stop spreading rumours, if they get arrested, can you prove it in court, that Davido doesn't care for his daughter, despite the fact that Davido's father came out and said, Imade's finance has been sorted out.
Celebrities › Re: I’m The Only One Responsible For My Daughter - Sophia Momodu Claims by Dshocker(m): 3:07pm On Jul 26
dominique:
I’m the Only One Responsible for My Daughter— Businessman woman Sophia Momodu Claims She Pays All of Imade’s Bills

Sophia Momodu has sparked fresh reactions online after claiming she is solely responsible for the financial upkeep of her daughter, Imade, whom she shares with Afrobeats star Davido.

Speaking during a live session that has since gone viral, Sophia suggested that she is the one who takes care of every expense related to their daughter. She said, “You all know I’m the only one my daughter has. This is not about empty claims. Whenever a bill comes, whether big or small, I’m the one who pays it. You all know how it is. Stop believing all these empty claims.”

Source
Old news, rest, i suspect you are her friend.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Honoured For ₦40 Million Seed Fund That Gave Birth To Nursing College by Dshocker(m): 1:09pm On Jul 26
Ezewuzie01:
Honoured for giving state money to private religious institutions but when Tinubu does same, the hopeless supporters of the agulu thief start wailing.

Peter Obi is a mumu man
Lol.... APC couldn't find anything negative about him.

Peter Obi is the cleanest politician in Africa, if you like cry.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits INEC Registration Centre To Encourage Youths Participation by Dshocker(m): 1:03pm On Jul 26
stuffs2002:
Obi is just too dull and empty headed
Yes he is, but nobody in your family can lace his shoe.... Think about it bro.
Romance › Re: Akwa Ibom Lady, Purity, Dies In Fire Incident In The House Of DJ She Met In Club by Dshocker(m): 12:25pm On Jul 26
ABTalker:
My question, what happened to the DJ?
Or was it just the Purity alone?
Watch the video, haba.
Romance › Re: Akwa Ibom Lady, Purity, Dies In Fire Incident In The House Of DJ She Met In Club by Dshocker(m): 12:22pm On Jul 26
Dpharmacist:
No be this girl burn while doing doggy. See evidence
I pity you
Politics › Re: Do Not Underestimate The Obi – Kwankwaso (OK) Movement by Dshocker(m): 12:09pm On Jul 26
Parachoko:
Peter Obi Will Never Become The President Of Nigeria
Are you after who becomes the president or the future of your children?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 12:05pm On Jul 26
Prince3030:
Hello everyone. Please i want to ask if its a good idea to convert my lexus es350 to cng to use for bolt services. Im open to suggestions and advices
V6 is not advisable, sell it and get corolla.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana President Mahama's Convoy - Rufai Oseni Reacts (Video) by Dshocker(m): 9:35pm On Jul 24
nothingspoil70:
You can not compare the security situation in Ghana with that of Nigeria. The Nigerian leader just like his American counterpart needs more protection than that of Ghana
Baseless excuse, since 1960, Nigeria presidents use countless motorcade.
Health › Re: What Causes Gray Hair? Is Gen Z Graying Earlier Than Other Generations? by Dshocker(m): 8:50pm On Jul 24
Gbadugbakun:
Too much suffering also makes the hair white. I know someone who is not even up to 35 and all his hair is white like an old man.
If too much suffering causes gray hair, then the Hausas should be number 1.
Health › Re: What Causes Gray Hair? Is Gen Z Graying Earlier Than Other Generations? by Dshocker(m): 8:48pm On Jul 24
obembet:
Any prove for this or u just buy space
So you've been masturbating on his mandate 🥺🥺🥺
Celebrities › Re: Peller Turns Down Dstv, Says He And Jarvis Will Stream Their Wedding by Dshocker(m): 8:46pm On Jul 24
Smart move, I wish him prosperous and happy home.
Family › Re: Why I Won't Take You Serious If You're Still Living In Your Parents House At 25! by Dshocker(m): 8:47am On Jul 24
bestman09:
I concur. It still beats my imagination how a man of over 25 years old will be comfortable living with his parents permanently
If you are above 25yrs and you haven't bought or built your own duplex, then you are a failure and can never make it, because you are not serious renting a house at 25.

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