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Romance / Re: 95 Percent Of Nigerian Ladies Have Never Experienced Orgasm by Dshocker(m): 4:03pm On Jul 08
Lyrics269:
The vast majority of nigerian girls have never experienced orgasm. Most Nigerian girls don't cum during intercourse. Most of them don't even know that as a lady they are supposed to squirt during sexual activities.
What's wrong with Nigerian girls?

For this hard economy, you expect them to CUM?

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Politics / Re: Rep Marries Off 105 Girls Orphaned By Banditry by Dshocker(m): 3:59pm On Jul 08
Instead of empowering them to be useful to themselves and society, the foolish Rep married them off to jobless almajeri.

North get problem.

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Romance / Re: N1million A Month Doesn’t Sufficiently Cover Imade’s Needs” – Sophia Momodu by Dshocker(m): 3:58pm On Jul 08
I blame Davido for not having taste in the type of women he lays with.

Jokes apart, Imade worwor, come still old pass Davido.

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Romance / Re: My Sister Is Getting Married To A Married Man by Dshocker(m): 3:05pm On Jul 08
Agozskey:
My people, I am.bothered about the decision my sister is taking... This is my twin sister she is 23years old... I am here in Lagos while she is schooling in Enugu... Now, she called our mom telling her dat she has found someone who wants to marry her, we were happy, I didn't have any problem with that... You know on a norms, I asked my sister about this man and what I heard didn't sit well with me at all... I am among those guys dat believe in a good healthy relationship dat grows with positivity I am against gold digging... But, unfortunately my blood sister is exhibiting gold digging.
The man in question she wants to marry is a man who is not fully separated from his wife and this man is in his 40s and has three kids already, but he is rich and that was what attracted my sister to him I know, but I am not in support... My mom as well is not in support, our younger bro is also not in support, but my sister has made up her mind🤦🏾‍♂️... She doesn't know what she is getting herself into...

Omo, naija girls sha

Go to her social media page, check if she is following[b]Regina Daniels Nwoko[/b]

Same age, same ambition 🤣

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Crime / Re: 3 “One-Chance Robbers” Using Aboniki Balm To Rob Victims Arrested At Airport by Dshocker(m): 2:27pm On Jul 08
Davidic1999:
Igbo kwenu grin

Hunger wan wound them

If only you had read the post, your unintelligent self would have known that they were 2 Yorubas and 1 Igbo.
Crime / Re: My Son Was Poisoned, Broke His Skull In Swimming Pool - Father Of Cadet Officer by Dshocker(m): 2:24pm On Jul 08
Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Use__les...... all of them sad sad

I am so sorry for you, i understand you were brought up by a single mother, pele.

Hope you don't toll the same path, make sure the father of your children are available in their lives, so they won't be shout "Nigerian men are uselêss" on the internet space.
Crime / Re: Woman Who Confessed To Sleeping With Dogs, Arrested For Faking Her Death. by Dshocker(m): 2:12pm On Jul 08
So finally, her face is revealed.

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Romance / Re: Be Careful As This May Just Be Your Last Day After Going To A Night Club by Dshocker(m): 11:54am On Jul 08
guobe:
Fresh into the university with a brand new boyfriend who has a fast car and air conditioned tight.
It's a Friday and no mummy or daddy to monitor your movements as you are even in another state schooling so won't be coming home for the weekend.
She jumps into the car and zoom off with your boyfriend to the night club to have a good time.
Getting to the club everywhere is electrifying with the latest music in town blasting in high heavens.
Several boys and girls dancing 🕺 💃 and giving the latest dancing steps.
Your boyfriend takes some bottles of alcohol while you are on soft drink and later you guys joined the dance floor.
After several hours of dancing and you guys getting exhausted you both stopped dancing and went sitting and your boyfriend orders for more drinks and continue drinking.
You tried stopping him from drinking as you can see that he is clearly drunk but he refuses and told you that he has been clubbing for long and always drinks and nothing happens.
It's 2 am and you are on your way home with your boyfriend that is already drunk driving home.
On your way home 💥 you guys ran unto a heavy truck .
This scenario I just described has happened severally to alot of people.
Be careful, be very careful as this may just be your last day of clubbing on earth.

I drive better, when i drink.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Steps Aside As ECOWAS Chairman by Dshocker(m): 2:52pm On Jul 07
CrushObituaries:
Good. he has done his best ,
God bless Asiwaju Jagaban
God bless Southwest
God bless South South
God bless the North

May his leadership impact come upon your household, till the 10th generation.

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Religion / Re: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Dshocker(m): 2:48pm On Jul 07
LadyExcellency:


There are UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects) here and there. The scientific community agreed that their technologies are far from ours and yet a village boy like you still thinks God doesn't exist. Who are UFO operators?

Do you have any proof of UFO eh, city girl?
Crime / Re: NDLEA Smashes Cocaine Syndicate, Arrests Monarch, Corps Member by Dshocker(m): 12:12pm On Jul 07
porthouse7:
Igbos are just too desperate to be rich

And your tribes men aren't?
Religion / Re: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Dshocker(m): 12:06pm On Jul 07
Maxtipulation:


Jehovah witness spotted

Where is your kingdom hall located?

Omo na catholic i be.

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Religion / Re: No Amount Of Anointing Can Fight Sexual Temptation, Says Adeboye by Dshocker(m): 10:35am On Jul 07
Amotolongbo:
Baba, at 82?
Shey the thing still dey stand ni?

Try and see fess, just make yourself available.
Religion / Re: No Amount Of Anointing Can Fight Sexual Temptation, Says Adeboye by Dshocker(m): 10:34am On Jul 07
Hmmm
Religion / Re: What Does Heaven Look Like? by Dshocker(m): 10:30am On Jul 07
The only heaven is the one on earth, there is nothing like after life.

No Evidence 🧠

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Religion / Re: Should Church Workers Confess To Church Authority When They Fall In Fornication? by Dshocker(m): 10:25am On Jul 07
I am still laughing at the last two post of the lord's chosen man that said someone died after arguing with him grin

Fake churches everywhere, with all manner of lies and cooked up testimonies 😡😡😡

https://www.nairaland.com/8142876/man-died-place-after-arguing

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Religion / Re: A Man Died In My Place After Arguing With Me In The Bus. by Dshocker(m): 10:19am On Jul 07
Gospelpreacher1:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojs4E1Ir9Vc?si=HVfmRufUIpTrv1wT

Stop misleading people brother chosen.

This is 2024, all these fake and nonsense testimonies cannot deceive me.

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Religion / Re: A Man Died In My Place After Arguing With Me In The Bus. by Dshocker(m): 10:17am On Jul 07
Gospelpreacher1:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojs4E1Ir9Vc?si=HVfmRufUIpTrv1wT

Make i no talk.

Please where did this happen?

At least social media suppose carry the news of the accident, lets stop deceiving ourselves please.

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Politics / Re: LASG Takes Action Against Illegal Waste Cart Pushers by Dshocker(m): 8:47am On Jul 07
The cart i see aren't meant for waste disposing, they are scrap collectors/ iron condemn.
Politics / Re: Nze Chidi Duru: Nigerians Will Re-Elect Tinubu In 2027 by Dshocker(m): 8:46am On Jul 07
ibabz:



Point of correction, he didn’t rig the election. He clearly used you to win the election. As long as people like you still believe he rigged the election, it means you are likely going to make the same mistakes that gave him the victory. If we don’t unit to chase this monster out, he would win the election again and again.

Since 1999 true election has not been held in Nigeria, apart from 2015.

The Judiciary and Inec chairman are at the mercy of the president.

Provided votes are not uploaded real time, these monsters will still rig it.
Politics / Re: Nze Chidi Duru: Nigerians Will Re-Elect Tinubu In 2027 by Dshocker(m): 8:30am On Jul 07
Point of correction Mr secretary, most Nigerians didn't vote for Tinuba, he simply rigged himself into office, even a 2yr child knows this.
Crime / Re: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps Apprehends Rapist And Burglar by Dshocker(m): 6:10am On Jul 07
Kurugu92:
in those countries you mentioned there are also rapists and burglars, so note that crimes know no nation or race

Crimes are low and are committed once in a while.

For the fact that they are categorized as countries with low crime rate doesn't mean there are no crime there.

Here in Nigeria, crimes are committed every millisecond, in fact, as i talk to you now 6:10am, someone somewhere is being killed as we speak.
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With My With Her, Take A Break Or Give Her Another Chance by Dshocker(m): 6:05am On Jul 07
toboizilla:


Oga you dey vex ooh, like say them don show you pepper?

Seems you are below 25yrs and yet to experience life.

You cannot date a student, without having headaches.

Imagine a girl that has several options that are better than you to chose from.

And if are thinking she would keep herself for you alone, better think twice.

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With My With Her, Take A Break Or Give Her Another Chance by Dshocker(m): 5:53am On Jul 07
toboizilla:


Make we no date student again?

A big "NO"....
Romance / Re: Why Are They Targeting African Economy by Dshocker(m): 5:49am On Jul 07
Because they can get more engagement from Africa, due to the level of joblessness.

A country were everyone is busy, such nonsense wouldn't make sense to them.

Here in Nigeria, virtually everyone is trying to survive, na why we dey jump into stuffs like this.

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With My With Her, Take A Break Or Give Her Another Chance by Dshocker(m): 5:45am On Jul 07
toboizilla:
I have been with this my Girl friend Name XYZ, for a year and half. She is in her third year in school. I love everything about her.

I see prospect and she is a girl i will like to spend the rest of my life with. XYZ is still 19, she has a promising character, she always says she will. change when she does wrong. She is intelligent and smart. She is a good cook and is homely. She does demand or ask me for money, na me they give her and i do it without stress because i have it
I am made Tech Bro and am ready to settle down, she is graduating next year, so my eyes are on her.

However, The thing i detest about her is that she is has an eye for promiscuity. She likes fashion and does it in a style that is against my believe.
She sees no problem with wearing leg chains, waist beeds and all her paintings. For me, i just want her to be desent in it, and that is where our problems started. When she was in Year 1, I couldn't attend her matric because all of this. She does it and go to the extreme, but when confronted, she is always sobber and apologizes, but she obviously still goes back to them.

Lets focus on the one that happened recently
After a fight, which her mum settled, She sent me a picture of her close friend which she used as her Lock screen. Her friend was bent in a sexy doggy style bikini attire and i asked her why she used the picture as her lock screen and she said its because she liked it.
Na there I come tire for this girl. She has been pleading but I am feeling she has corrupted her ways.
I take many hours to talk to this girl about prostitution and corruption but it seems they are all falling on deaf ears.
She takes delight in tweaking, making videos of her tweaking or dancing, and all of this but I dont know.
She has changed alot compared to what she was. This is true.
but
if she is pretending?
If she is wasting my time?
If I should break up?
If i should take a break?
Any time i talk about break up, she crys and promise to change but she conitnues to go back, to another style and this is seriously affecting me.
I love this girl but I am really confused

You are just a backup generator 😆

Secondly, why are you dating a student?

And when she goes for NYSC, guys go still run her mileage by 45,000 miles

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Politics / Re: Beg Nigerian Govt Or Die In Jail – Primate Ayodele To Nnamdi Kanu by Dshocker(m): 5:29am On Jul 07
Is this supposed to be a prophecy?

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Culture / Re: Igbos Share Ancestral Links With Yorubas, But Many Don’t Know – Ooni Ogunwusi by Dshocker(m): 5:12am On Jul 07
Oba don CUM again grin

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Crime / Re: Lagos State Neighborhood Safety Corps Apprehends Rapist And Burglar by Dshocker(m): 5:06am On Jul 07
The only reason as to why these countries below are far from crimes is not far fetched.

If the government had provided everything for her citizens, crime would drop drastically.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Has Seven More Years To Deliver Road Projects – Umahi by Dshocker(m): 5:05am On Jul 07
7 more years grin

By then, one piece of tomato would be sold for N1,000 grin
Education / Re: Body Of decomposing Female student Found wrapped and Dumped in UNN Campus by Dshocker(m): 4:58am On Jul 07
Curious345:
Lord.

When you have illiterates all over the police force ,only filled with bribe takers and all sorts of fraudulent nighazz.. this is what you get ...


Till this day , the NPF does not have a forensic unit

The police men are under paid, hence the bribery.
Celebrities / Re: New Video Of Tiwa Savage Causes Stir Online (pictures And Video) by Dshocker(m): 5:56pm On Jul 06
She even pierced her Nipple

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