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Politics / Re: CBN Sells Forex To BDCs At N1,251/$1as Naira regains strength by Dshocker(m): 7:26pm On Mar 25
desiredhome:

A selfish and greedy thought/prayer

We were making 100% to 130% on ROI, when dollar got to N1,600.

With N7m, you will make N14m.

I don't care how you, or rest of the country feels, after all, if you were in my shoes, you would wish the same.

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Politics / Re: CBN Sells Forex To BDCs At N1,251/$1as Naira regains strength by Dshocker(m): 7:12pm On Mar 25
Every exporter like myself is crying right now.

The prayer of every exporter in Nigeria is that, the price of naira to dollar should keep going higher.
Politics / Re: Borno: Gov Zulum Appoints 168 Aides, 104 Board Members & 9 Stas by Dshocker(m): 4:27pm On Mar 25
How many aides does the United States President have?
Romance / Re: “Asking Your Wife For DNA Test Should Be A Criminal Offense” –BBN Rachel by Dshocker(m): 3:53pm On Mar 25
These days, foolish people wants to trend for foolish reasons.
Health / Re: Please Share Your Experience With PCOS And Pregnancy. by Dshocker(m): 3:08pm On Mar 24
dealslip:

And told him not to marry out of pity. Isn't that an assumption?

Bye!
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Hails The Release Of Kaduna School Children by Dshocker(m): 3:07pm On Mar 24
Shikena:
Tell us about it. How did you guys collect the money?


Ask your state governors
Health / Re: Please Share Your Experience With PCOS And Pregnancy. by Dshocker(m): 2:32pm On Mar 24
dealslip:

You didn't give any expert opinion. Just your random insensitive contribution as usual.

Never did i mention of being an expert, i simply adviced him to seek help from the host, rather than bring it online.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Hails The Release Of Kaduna School Children by Dshocker(m): 1:27pm On Mar 24
Nobody is talking about the secret billions that was paid to the kidnappers.
Health / Re: Please How Much Will It Cost To Remove My Womb? I'm Tired!!!! by Dshocker(m): 1:14pm On Mar 24
Jewessgratitud3:
Please I need to know if anyone has successfully removed theirs cos that's the next thing on my to -do list.

Now iv been considering this option as the permanent cure for the Monthly discomfort and sickness that comes with menses. After I watched a documentary on tv where a white female doc said the permanent cure for this is to remove the womb. Just don't have an idea how much it would cost but I'm sure it would definitely worth it.

I've noticed that this thing comes with different sickness each month and its always very annoying having to bear too many things at a time. Anemia, pains, discomfort, smell and sicknesses of various kinds. I don't what its doing for me. So let it just go to the gutters! I'm sick if it.! The fact that I hate popping pills to relieve pains is another thing I don't think I wanna continue with.




I WANT TO REMOVE MY WOMB AND BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!



So you want to intentionally render yourself useless?

I believe what you eat contributes 70% of the pain you go through, seek the attention of a medical practitioner.

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Health / Re: Please Share Your Experience With PCOS And Pregnancy. by Dshocker(m): 12:53pm On Mar 24
dealslip:

They are not talking to you. They are talking to people who have expert opinion.

I wasn't talking to you either, that was why i specifically tagged the OP.

SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!!

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Romance / Re: How Relationship Use To Be, Before Phone Spoiled Everything... by Dshocker(m): 12:27pm On Mar 24
samwash:
This Op nor kwn anything, phone don make ham so easy.

GenZ, na why you can't relate with wetin OP dey talk.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Hails Rescue Of Kidnapped Kuriga School Children by Dshocker(m): 12:12pm On Mar 24
After billions was paid.

As far as i am concerned, Northern governors are behind mass kidnapping in their state.

A means to embezzle money, so after office, the money cannot be traced to them by EFCC.

The audacity for kidnappers to demand for 40 trillion.

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Politics / Re: Kuriga School Children, Who Were Kidnapped By Bandits, Have Been Released by Dshocker(m): 12:12pm On Mar 24
It seems Northern governors are behind these kidnapping in their state.

Another wonderful way to embezzle money.

If instance, if Efcc goes about trailing billions withdrawn from state account, the governors would point or say; the money was used to pay ransom for victims.

As to the reason they demanded for 40 trillion in Kaduna.

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Health / Re: How Burantashi Killed My Best Friend by Dshocker(m): 11:59am On Mar 24
Praying4Nigeria:
cry True Life Story
We were best friends from just after Junior Secondary School. Even after Secondary School when we went to different higher institutions, he still severally visited me in University of Ibadan whenever they were on break and I too sometimes reciprocated as he schooled at FUTMINA.

Due to the earlier demise of my Dad, I became self-employed right form 200 Level in the University, providing consultancy services for people. Years after we graduated, I already built 2 Houses while my friend was still struggling financially. He came to visit me for a period of time during which I was instrumental to him getting a contract job in same City where I lived.

I often dropped him at work early in the morning while driving to my Clients locations, and I also picked him up after work when I'm driving close by. It was on one of those days while driving home after doing some shoppings at ShopRite that an Aboki that sells Burantashi (herbs and roots stocked into plastic bottle) approached us as we were in traffic jam. I avoid anything sex-enhancement like I would a deadly plague, maybe because of my Deeper Life Church mentality that prefers to appreciate my natural God-given ability. I strongly believe that my CREATOR never made a mistake by making me unique. If Nick Vujicic that HE Created with no hands and legs could focus on Thanking CREATOR of Humanity who then unfolded his Glorious Destiny and Marriage, I will be foolish not to be grateful for how HE Created me. My friend was too eager to buy it but I discouraged him. However, my effort to prevent him from buying it soon failed when the seller brought out various sizes of joysticks carved from woods (6" inches, 8 inches, 10 inches and even 15" inches) and told us that he has the specific Burantashi that would make small penis to grow within just few days to any size chosen from the samples.

My friend's eyes widen with unprecedented excitement as he chose 8" inches carved Penis.
The guy brought out the Burantashi and collected N50 payment from my friend, all these happe in Abuja back in 2018. I pleaded with my friend that he doesn't need such to make a woman orgasm. When we got back home, I got him videos on how to easily locate the female center of gravity and I showed him the best E-Book on how to use fingering the center of gravity to take a woman to Cloud Nine even before climbing her. I explained to him that to reach orgasm is the most important thing to a woman during sexual encounter and making it happen before penetration with phallus would also be very satisfying for most ladies. All my efforts to get him to throw it away failed. As instructed by the seller, my friend filled Burantashi bottle with water and started drinking it first thing in the morning when the liquid has turned dark brown. Few days after was weekend, so he travelled to meet his wife.

Later when he came back, he told me that the Burantashi really worked, that as he entered his wife, she moaned loudly "Uuurh" I just shook my head. Not long after this (precisely about 2 weeks later) I discovered that my friend started getting tired easily. I also recall that he told me that his wife asked him why his sperm looked kind of brownish in colour that day instead of normal. The Company he works with later suspended activities. My friend returned to his family as I travelled out of the Country. Many times he calls me that he needed money and I sent thinking it's just for home keeping. I never knew he was constantly in and out of Hospital. Just a little over a year, I heard the shattering News that my friend has died. cry

He is the best loving sincere considerate kind-hearted human being that I ever know. I have never met a kind-hearted Soul like him, he is simply the best. Still so painful that he is gone. cry

So how were you sure, it was the drugs that killed him?

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Health / Re: Please Share Your Experience With PCOS And Pregnancy. by Dshocker(m): 11:53am On Mar 24
beekind:
I am about to get married to a 28 year old lady whom I love so much but has been diagnosed with PCOS.
Menstruation is regular.
Anyone here with experience dealing with this condition and able to achieve successful conception should provide some guidance on how they went about it.

Thank you and God bless.

Seek advice from a medical practitioner, not naira land.

And don't marry out of pity or beauty.

If she can't conceive, run ooO, because you will will regret it later.

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Politics / Re: Bashir El-rufai Blasts Daniel Bwala For Lying Against Peter Obi, Dad by Dshocker(m): 2:20pm On Mar 23
Ola9ja23:
El-rufai don't associate with failure like Pandora Obituary 😊😊😁

Between Peter Obi and El Rufai, who has good political score card?

Mugu.
Politics / Re: Bashir El-rufai Blasts Daniel Bwala For Lying Against Peter Obi, Dad by Dshocker(m): 2:17pm On Mar 23
StOla:
I knew it was impossible for El Rufai to have anything to do with Obi.

Is it not the same Gov Peter Obi that was boasting then in 2013 during the Anambra gubernatorial election, that he would not be found campaigning in Kano or Katsina, so what was El Rufai doing in Anambra State?

Peter Obi even wondered why El Rufai was chosen to lead APC monitoring team for the Anambra election, when APC has Anambra or other SouthEasterners as members?

Same Obi of the religious warfare infamy has now become a desperate politician looking to win a national election in the future, so he has to abandon his previous bigotry and insular political views.

Infact, Peter Obi has become so desperate that he is now observing Ramadan instead of observing Lent.

Illiteracy is sickening bro!!!

Where on earth did Peter Obi say he wouldn't campaign in Kano or any Northern state?
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti Reacts To A Video Of Youths ‘chilling’ At A Betting Shop In Owerri by Dshocker(m): 12:56pm On Mar 23
Olachase:
I disagree this can never happen in the region where everyone is a billionaire grin grin

They have developed the whole of Africa, it time for them to rest 😂😂


Tribal bigot, the picture you saw was in Lagos.

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Acquires New Rolls Royce Cullinan As He Shows Off His Car Collections by Dshocker(m): 12:52pm On Mar 23
Spirit of ecstasy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Terrorists Ambush Nigerien Soldiers Near Mali, Burkina Faso Border, 23 Killed by Dshocker(m): 7:58am On Mar 23
I hope the Nigeria army will react, just like they are doing in Delta State.
Autos / Re: CNG For Domestic Use by Dshocker(m): 7:57am On Mar 23
GAZZUZZ:
I just completed this CNG retrofit on a 2009 Ford F150 with a V8 4.6L natural aspirated Engine .

The vehicle is now fitted with 3 CNG tanks with a combined capacity of 165L (48 SCM @210bar)

Vehicle now boasts of 300km Highway travel on 48SCM which is an equivalent of ₦9600 @ ₦200 per SCM. For better description the distance of Lagos to Benin is about 295km.

Now this is nothing new to CNG retrofits as it brings down the cost of fueling most vehicles by 70% in ₦.

What is unique about this vehicle is it's ability to provide Natural Gas for external use for equipment like Generators, and cooking utensils.

This again brings down the cost of powering your petrol powered gen by about 70%.

In place of LPG it is currently 200% cheaper to burn Natural gas as against LPG.

We have an abundance of natural Gas reserves in Nigeria , hopefully we can all tap into this God given free gift to lower our expenses.

God bless Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Some Guys Like This? by Dshocker(m): 7:16pm On Mar 21
Cloudflare:
I'll go straight to the point!

Yesterday a guy entered our shop building, it's obvious he came to do a POS transfer because there's a POS close to us in the shop.

My neighbour brought out his food to eat and then called me to join him to which I told him I have already eaten. Just then, this guy that came to do the POS transfer told my neighbour if I was the only person he saw to invite, that he should invite him too! We thought the guy was joking ooo, my neighbour jokingly invited him, this guy took the pure water on the table, washed his hands and ate all the food in the plate (it was eba and egusi soup). It's obvious he was badly hungry and haven't eaten since morning.

Meanwhile, the werey guy took his phone, called the girl he sent 5k to via POS, to inquire if she has received the money. The idiot was like "hello baby have you received the money"? My neighbour and I refused to allow the guy leave the building until he paid for that food he ate. How come you haven't eaten as a guy yet you rushed and sent a girl 5k (a girl who's probably with another guy at the moment?) Just to please her?

File Photo used for Illustration

grin grin grin

It was good that you guys held him, he is really stupid.

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Science/Technology / Re: Little Boy Captures Live Snake With Bare Hands (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:51pm On Mar 21
He obviously doesn't know the damage a snake could cause.

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Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Stabs Her Foster Mother To Death In Ondo by Dshocker(m): 1:29pm On Mar 21
Terrific and terrible
Romance / Re: Age Is Just A Number - Reactions As 'Young' Couple Set To Wed In Benue (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 1:26pm On Mar 21
The pre wedding shoot already gave them out as babies unfit to go into marriage.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Abroad Do Jobs They Refused At Home – Remi Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 12:37pm On Mar 21
As if her husband wasn't a Taxi driver in Chicago years back.
Politics / Re: Kano, Katsina, Sokoto, 4 Others Spend N28.3bn On Ramadan Feeding by Dshocker(m): 7:12pm On Mar 20
N28b that should have been channelled into infrastructure, but they chose religion as a means to squander the money.
Crime / Re: Beautiful Lady Caught Stealing Human Hair From Salon (pic) by Dshocker(m): 4:55pm On Mar 20
The way Nigerian girls are going on human hair, they will start sacrificing their loved ones for human hair.

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Politics / Re: Wike Swears In Permanent Secretaries, Chief Of Staff, Others (PHOTOS) by Dshocker(m): 10:45am On Mar 19
DaddyYankee:
The only man that gives Obidients heart attack! Wotowoto

You wey him no give, how your life be for Nigeria?

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Politics / Re: My Turn Will Soon Come: Garba Adamu Tells Tinubu To Enjoy Amid Nepotism Claims by Dshocker(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15
Watianoengineer:
Don't mind those Peter Obi followers. They are so annoying and I wish the federal government can ban Peter Obi from contesting any elections again in this country. His followers keeps insulting Tinubu and others forgetting that the so called Obidient movement enthroned Tinubu as president by draining traditional PDP votes. See where we are today.

Common sense is not common ✍️

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Politics / Re: Border Reopening: FG Gets $1.3 Billion Funding For Rail Link To Niger Republic by Dshocker(m): 7:34pm On Mar 14
FreeStuffsNG:
Asiwaju Tinubu is always ahead of his mediocre political opponents.

His political opponents, the naysayers and unpatriotic elements are so clueless and filled with so much negativity and bigotry that they had no clue, didn't see this surprise coming that this is part of the reasons he lifted the sanctions.

Asiwaju will always be ahead of you. $1.3 billion inflow is huge! So much jobs to be created and Niger Republic can now be using mostly our ports in Lagos including the Lekki deep seaport, to import all their national import needs and sea freight. Congrats Nigeria.

God bless you my dear brilliant, visionary and hardworking President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

That was Buhari's project not Tinubu...
Pets / Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by Dshocker(m): 7:11pm On Mar 14
Parrot can nearly bite off your finger, if you attempt to pick them up.

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