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Romance / Re: She Is A Damsel,Educated,Intelligents With Good Job.No Man Ever Proposed To Her. by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Jul 16
Deepspirituals:
I'm Spiritualist Ade.

I know quite well some Spiritual Reasons That could be Attached to this but Honestly this Keeps me off the Balance so I decided to Share.

This Lady Is a Damsel Pretty / Beautiful, if there is another Adjective I can use I wouldn't
Hesitate, She Sounds so Intelligent, Educated ,Has Good Job, But still a spinster at 40 .

A Colleague who knew about this Was so Shocked too.


She said No Man has Ever Propose to marry her before, They Just make Friend with her after few weeks or Months, They go away.
When they first try to get Close she would be happy that the Friendship might get deeper, all of a sudden those Men just take there leave.

Even when she tries to enquire why they do not call or text anymore they just say hey, ohhh ! long time how are you, I have been busy don't worry I will talk to you later, Yet they won't Communicate any more.

She claim she is not Harsh, Friendly, Neither does she feels Proud or exhibits all those Characters that Could Chase men away.

What a world ! Yet you will see some not too good looking Ladies, yet you see Different men frolicking around them, asking for a hand in Marriage from these not too good looking lady, some does not even posses the qualities this Lady Posseses.

But here You have a Beautiful Damsel having no Man to Ask for her hand in Marriage.. Na Waooo .

I asked Her Severally, are you really sincere you don't have a Fiance OR a Deep Relationship with any Man, She said God is Her Withness.

When she Contacted me for Spiritual Help, in fact immediately she mentioned this ,I sat Myself down and think Deeply.

What Faces one person, backs another Person.
We learn Everyday.

What a Strange World we are in.

Have you Seen, Witnessed A Lady having Such Experience before?

I remain Spiritualist Ade.

Having Such Issues ...

WhatsApp or Call .


09054..069427

Probably she is not destined to marry, after all, it is not everyone that would get married.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Mourns Reps member, Adams by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Jul 16
DMerciful:
Obi speaks when he wants to.

Bayo Orangutan can't pressure him to speak!

You cannot force him to wish the Nobel Cultist happy birthday grin

He doesn't respond to any critics thrown at him šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

Man is a silent killer.

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Sports / Re: Argentina National Team Under Fire For Singing Racist Songs After Their Win by Dshocker(m): 7:57pm On Jul 16
Argentina a nation to write home about.
Travel / Re: ( Morbeta11) A Nairalander on vacation. by Dshocker(m): 2:10pm On Jul 16
SUPERBLOOM:
Have fun grin
Looks like Detroit. Greet Kendrick Lamar fr me o

Detroit is in America, not Europe.

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Politics / Re: ā‚¦ā€Ž1.5 Million Fuel For Six Cars To Anambra No Big Deal ā€” Uju Kennedy-Ohanenye by Dshocker(m): 2:08pm On Jul 16
Okete001:
Hehehe

I9b0s are protecting this one now because she isis their own.

Dem go convince you to stone your own thief but will protect theirs

You sound foolish.

If she is found guilty, she should face the consequences of her actions.

Igbos are one tribe that won't bow down to you because you are wealthy.

Most billionaires in Anambra state receive more insult, than an average millionaire.
Politics / Re: Betta Edu Allegedly Returns, EFCC Keeps Mum by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Jul 16
ShinnBet:
Beta Edu is from Anambra .

Her father is from Anambra and not Cross River.


Her mother is from Cross River and her estranged husband whom she has since divorced and whose name she is still using is from Cross River.

She was never supposed to take the ministerial slot for Cross River just as the then Governor Ayade who nominated her for the position refused to acknowledge the nomination of a long standing jurist as the State Chief Justice all because she was not from Cross River but only married to a Cross Riverian.

So if the IPObidient want to drag Beta, they should know she is their daughter .


Oga she is from Rivers State.
Politics / Re: When Will Soyinka Assess Tinubu's Government? by Dshocker(m): 1:46pm On Jul 16
Tflex01:


But your father failed you. He brought you into the world to become a complete nui.sance trolling a 90 year old great-grandfather.

Modified:
All these Nairaland Obidient mods self, so with all the available meaningful threads in the background, this is what the moderators deem fit to be on front page because of the attack on Wole Soyinka and his tribe. šŸ˜‚

You lack common sense.
Food / Re: Nairalanders, Are You Still Eating Beans?? by Dshocker(m): 1:34pm On Jul 16
PerfectStranger:

I ignorantly bought the stone one in the form of beans, close to 2hrs of cooking yet still strong. I had to take it down and eat it like that

Next time, slice onion only inside, it would hasten the process, from 2hr to 1hr.
Family / Re: Mother Of 11 Boys And 1 Girl Heartbroken As Husband Reportedly Runs Away (video) by Dshocker(m): 1:22pm On Jul 16
As a matter of fact, government should arrest both parties, and adopt those children.

12 children is a crime.

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Romance / Re: Temptations Everywhere! I'm Just Being Tempted In Abuja, And I... by Dshocker(m): 3:12am On Jul 16
HanisahZuwy:
Temptations everywhere!

I'm just being tempted in this Abuja, and I don't want to fall honestly. Somebody please help me. I don't want to give in to these temptations here and there.

The thing is, most men I come in contact with just want to eat my banku, which I don't want. They would want to get down with you before the thought of helping you comes. They're ready to spend the money, but you too go submit. I don't want to tour this path. Even before coming to Abuja, I decided I wasn't going to follow this path. I want to go the legit way. I want to use my body for something legit and not sleeping around.

Please nairalanders, come to my aid! I want to start a farm, where I can farm some little things at least.

I can cook very well different delicacies. Even delicacies from different tribes/ethnic groups in Nigeria, I can cook them.

I can make hair. I can teach one how to read.

I can also teach about sounds ( Phonics/Phonetics). I have some years experience in this.

I can also make your house look good and nice with my hands.
Etc.
Just help me please.
Patronize me.

Please, recommend me to people you know who might need my services.


Right now sef, I'm even tempted to go and start selling roadside fried yam and akara, honestly. But the thing is capital. The capital to do that or anything.

I have few businesses in mind, but the thing is capital to start. That's the main issue. Which was why I wrote the above services that I can render. And if anyone here can/wants to help me, I'll be really grateful.



Just talk to me please. My head wants to burst.


Thanks!


Young man yahoo yahoo no fit you, stop am.

You came with an epistle of pity, thinking people would pity and contribute, my brother, that format no go work šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
Health / Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Gombe (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:16am On Jul 16
May his soul rest in peace.

I can even see the corn Tinuba promised him.
Romance / Re: I Was Assigned This Role And I'm Really Depressed Right Now by Dshocker(m): 6:06pm On Jul 15
Johnnoah1st:
Iā€™m an usher in my church, and recently they were appointing a new minister. To my greatest surprise, I was appointed as a security. Is this not an insult to my personality, or am I just overthinking it?

The day arm robbers go want come cart away ballot box tithe for the church, na you dem go first light šŸ’„

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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Romance / Re: . by Dshocker(m): 5:58pm On Jul 15
EreluRoz:
After doing some findings about the family my parents discovered that the mother(a politician) calls the shot in their family while her dad is relegated and emasculated.

My brother's fiancee has been crying her eyes out and my brother has been down and I feel for them because my dad's position is final and strongly backed by my mom(always supporting him in every issue) . Well, myself too supports my dad because he can never go wrong in my eyes but I'm pitying them.

I'll miss her delicious meals whenever I visit my brother but it is what it is.

Is this a good reason to stop couples from getting married?

90% of women out there have the same character as their mother.

Trust me, she would also want the same with your brother, immediately after wedding.

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Family / Re: How Many Of Us Used This Stuff? by Dshocker(m): 5:39pm On Jul 15
Leemzyy:
What is it plss?

It is that property, your mum used to make dinner for the whole family.

Don't come online and be forming like you don't recognize it, stop it.

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Romance / Re: Abeg Wetin Person Fit Chop Once A Day by Dshocker(m): 5:30pm On Jul 15
Buy 1 cup of garri, then soak it overnight with 1ltr of water, by tomorrow morning, the garri would have multiplied by 5Ɨ.

If you no belleful, make i know wetin cause am šŸ¤£
Food / Re: Hungry Rats Manage To Eat Into Hard Shell Of Coconuts Stored By Fruit Seller by Dshocker(m): 4:10pm On Jul 15
Even the rats are feeling it, no more remnants in the dustbin to feed from šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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Politics / Re: Investing In Youths Will Aid Our Journey From Consumption To Production ā€“ Obi by Dshocker(m): 4:06pm On Jul 15
olaolulazio:
This man talks as if people that knew his as governor are all dead and couldn't verify his bullshiiiit.


How many youth you invest in as a governor Mr true sayer?

A lot.

He invested into education, and made Anambra number one, even up till now, Anambra is always leading in jamb
Crime / Re: NSCDC Arrests 3 Women For Oil Theft And Vandalism In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:25am On Jul 15
I thought oil bunkering was done and perpetuated by men?

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Politics / Re: APC Begins Moves To De-Marginalise Igbos ā€“ Ganduje by Dshocker(m): 10:19am On Jul 15
Creamypie:
Hmm. Igbos have governore, reps, senators etc they receive allocation like others, so what's the maginalisation? It's an excuse to loot. Am a Southerner b4 any person insult me

How many federal project or key appointments are given to the SouthEast?
Celebrities / Re: Security Operative Killed As Gunmen Abduct Sabinus Father In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:10am On Jul 15
Atinuke12267:
Chai

We told them to stop allowing those cannibals as refugee in SS.

They have allowed Ipob to distabilze SS.

Who knows if they will start enforcing sit-at-home in Rivers now?

Fubara should really deal with those bastards like Wike did in Obigbo

U sound like someone overdosed with otapiapia.

As if there is no kidnapping in your state.
Celebrities / Re: Security Operative Killed As Gunmen Abduct Sabinus Father In Rivers by Dshocker(m): 10:08am On Jul 15
lesbiconverter:
A Yoruba adage goes that if your yam is white learn how to cover it with your hands
It's not everything you show on the internet. Your loved ones become preys to evil people

All this one you are saying is story.

As if some people in his area doesn't know his father.
Romance / Re: If You Cant Take Orders From A Man, Why Are You Looking For A Man - Lady (video) by Dshocker(m): 2:55am On Jul 15
Lifestone:

Provide evidence

Hold on
Politics / Re: "Most States are not viable": Agbakoba seeks return to regional Government by Dshocker(m): 5:50pm On Jul 14
Kobojunkie:
Regional Government my arse! Nigerians once had that but do you know why they did not fight to retain it when push came to shove? Because it did not benefit them then as the narrative would have you believe today, and, the same problems of corruption and criminality plagued the system even then. So, why in the world do you think going back to that which the people never even bothered to fight to keep makes sense? undecided

Which corruption and criminality?

Oga go back to history, and study how the Nigerian state was faring, under regional government.

Then compare it to the democracy of today, where every state is lazy and depends on the federal government to run their state.

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Politics / Re: "Most States are not viable": Agbakoba seeks return to regional Government by Dshocker(m): 5:40pm On Jul 14
EmeeNaka:
Agbakoba is not wrong altogether, but he failed to understand that we can't put our eggs in one basket. We have to request for more states for sake of balancing. However, if Nigeria decides to restructure, then there we are.

So after he explained perfectly well, why the SouthEast/Nigeria does not need additional state, you are still talking of balancing.

Didn't you read his write up?

As far as i am concerned, regional system of government is what we need at this critical time, let every region go and manage their resources.

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Romance / Re: If You Cant Take Orders From A Man, Why Are You Looking For A Man - Lady (video) by Dshocker(m): 3:23pm On Jul 14
I can bet this woman is not yet married, and she draws advice from her experience.

Meanwhile, she used to be on the board of directors leading feminism in Nigeria.

Now she has seen the bitter truth that feminism leads them to nothing but sadness and rejection.
Romance / Re: How Loan Sharks Are Treating Me Currently by Dshocker(m): 1:58pm On Jul 14
Antwan99:
I took a loan of N2000 to repay 3200 after 7 days. The interest was exorbitant but everyone knows the situation in the country. I repayed before the due date and took same amount when the go wasn't going again. I still repayed and took yet another which was now increased to N3150 to repay N4500. The problem now is that the due date was yesterday and I am critically down with malaria or thyphoid as I type right now. Iam totally week and don't have any money to treat myself. I can't even eat due to loss of appetite and even if I could I don't have money.

This loan shark has been bombarding with calls and threats. This is my first experience with them as I don't take loans from them usually.

My situation is very pathetic.

Let God touch someone to save a soul this today. This is just my prayer.


Sell your phone and pay them.

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Romance / Re: I Am In Love In A 13 Years Old Girl by Dshocker(m): 1:57pm On Jul 14
Flesh22:
Good afternoon all, there is the girl I meet newly, where me and brother just rented somewhere in Lagos, she is very beautiful and intelligent for her age, though matured somehow, she look like someone that is 17, I guess from her mother. And me on the other hand, am scared of girls, really don't know how to talk to them, but yesterday when I told my friend, he said we should go to her mom shop, act as if we want to get something, then from there I talk to her, so I did as instructed, so when we go to the shop, she was more beautiful than I thought, a goodness, my friend started the conversation, then I continue, all through my stay at her mom shop, she was happy, laughing as if we already known each other for month, I really had a good time, did some introduction and the rest, then I left.
Later in the evening, as I was about going to buy fuel for the gen, she blocked me on my way, she was was smiling and also introduce herself to me again , but then I had no time to talk to her, just smiled back and told her later, because I needed to get to the filling station on time, so they won't close. Though I have not seen her till now, maybe she went to church, base on my conclusion she do like me, am not saying base on our conversation yesterday, but because of constant eye to eye contact and she normally ask about me when am not around from my brother and when I come to her shop to get something, she always want to attend to me, am I right with all this conclusion, I think yes.
My problem is the age difference, am 28 and she is 13, I want to tell her today that I like her, like they say age just a number, I like this girl, should I continue with this and make her my gf, what do guys think, thanks as I await ur response.

28yrs dating a 13yrs is not a barrier, in fact, both of you are good to go.

Op impregnate her first, lets see what the outcome would look like?

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Romance / Re: Not Everyone You See Is A Human Being And I Can Tell The Difference by Dshocker(m): 1:45pm On Jul 14
somethinggood:
funny enough thats me. I know u don't like meeting people with no smoke but if u are in Abuja, i would love to meet with you. I also sent u a mail.

I am surprised though cos i was expecting either a white smoke.

Apparently, you are a walking corpse šŸ˜†
Romance / Re: Not Everyone You See Is A Human Being And I Can Tell The Difference by Dshocker(m): 1:40pm On Jul 14
Rexymania:
OP please are you still active? I want us to get engaged

With your brown and pink smoke, you want to marry her grin
Romance / Re: Not Everyone You See Is A Human Being And I Can Tell The Difference by Dshocker(m): 1:34pm On Jul 14
Irreplaceable01:
This is interesting. Please what's her colour?

Her colour is orange, can't you see it grin

Na why MMM rip Nigerians, due to how gullible and emotional we are.
Romance / Re: Not Everyone You See Is A Human Being And I Can Tell The Difference by Dshocker(m): 1:09pm On Jul 14
immanuelsize:

Who are the two no smoke persons in the popular american family and whose family is that?

Kim kardashian
Romance / Re: Not Everyone You See Is A Human Being And I Can Tell The Difference by Dshocker(m): 1:08pm On Jul 14
MercyStan:


Light orange

U said u can only tell by seeing the person physically or looking at their picture.

So how come you can see his smoke without his picture?

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