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Family › Re: Why I Won't Take You Serious If You're Still Living In Your Parents House At 25! by Dshocker(m): 8:44am On Jul 24
Goo0dHardDick:
I don't take people who are 25years and above serious, once I noticed they're still living with their parents.

The moment I noticed you're still living with your parents, whether you're a guy or a girl, I'll never take you serious. I'll immediately see you as an unserious person in life.

People who are 25years and above sometimes do not have clear goals for their lives. They waste any money that comes to them. A young man of 25 living with his parents is ready to waste money on hotels esp when he wants to meet with a lady for comfort and relaxation. A girl of 25 and above sees no reason to move out of her parents house because of fear of payment of bills and house rent including feeding. I see people who lives with their parents as loosers afraid of taking risks in life, afraid of starting life and afraid of life in general.

The thing is, I have more respect for girls and people generally who lives alone than those living with their parents!
Since you are very serious about life, and currently living alone, what have you achieved for yourself?

Why haven't you bought a house in Banana Island, after all some house owner living there are even below 25yrs.
Health › Re: NAFDAC Blacklists Onifam, Directors Over Regulatory Breaches by Dshocker(m): 12:41am On Jul 24
AK481:
Product na water for the company
125 products, even the biggest pharmaceutical company in the world Johnson & Johnson, doesn't have such an alarming number of look alike tablets.
Politics › Re: Release The Letter Nigerian Govt First Wrote To Trump - Rufai Oseni (Video) by Dshocker(m): 12:16am On Jul 24
akingangan:
Tinubu is such a good guy and very patient with all these criminals, see this criminal Rufai that was caught red handed driving against traffic which could have cause accident defending the greatest Privatisation looter in the history of Nigeria all to the benefit of a self righteous man that hides money in foreign banks and invests his state's money as governor into beer production. Tinubu is such a good guy.
Do you know the meaning of criminal, oga go back to score.
Politics › Re: Release The Letter Nigerian Govt First Wrote To Trump - Rufai Oseni (Video) by Dshocker(m): 12:15am On Jul 24
Mattswaggz:
This govt and their e-rats are shameless to the core.......so something was definitely fishy after all.....they can go any length to score cheap political points but aren't willing to go such length when it comes to governance. undecided
Speak no further, i have their names here on nairaland 👇


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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 8:03pm On Jul 23
[quote author=Memberclub post=140114950]Forgot to post this here
looks like a single mother, apart from her face, i don't like her body shape.
Business › Re: How I Forgot Over ₦1million Worth Of Goods On A Bus - Lady Cries Out (Video) by Dshocker(m): 5:43pm On Jul 23
The economy has turned people to demons, and vast majority are struggling to survive, so the chances of her getting back her goods is zero.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Left Me Because I Had Vitiligo – Blessing Opeyemi Oduola (video) by Dshocker(m): 10:53pm On Jul 22
eepeepook:
At least the reason was obvious. Some leave without saying anything. She should dust herself off and find another. Boyfriend plenty for market.
These days both guys and girls don't want the stress of relationship, so i don't know where the boys are plenty, as you claimed.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Don't Sleep With A Widow, Her Late Husband's Spirit Will Come After Your Income by Dshocker(m): 10:49pm On Jul 22
Bullshit, a dead man is a dead man.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shares New Bikini Pictures by Dshocker(m): 9:11pm On Jul 22
Bob risky is a fuul, but he doesn't know it yet.

Below is his old picture, before he bleached his skin with CaroWhite

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left Me by Dshocker(m): 9:10pm On Jul 22
Samantha125:
Truth be told, what does a man without a source of income has to offer in a relationship? Would you agree to become submissive by doing your girlfriend's house chores like broke girls do for their boyfriends?
Both the guy and girl should get busy.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left Me by Dshocker(m): 9:08pm On Jul 22
Namaster:
1. Make MONEY.
2. FORK her friends.
Hmmmm Forklift operator, well done ooo

Celebrities › Re: Dutch Model Jelicia Westhoff Calls Out Maduka Okoye Over Assault & Neglect by Dshocker(m): 4:06pm On Jul 21
Diamond098454:
Dey knack men, dey knack women

Hmmm🤔🤔🤔
And you believed her, like you don't know how your fellow women behave when they are abandoned.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Pictorial Depiction Of Government Debt In Africa by Dshocker(m): 3:19pm On Jul 21
Sheuns:
Nigeria has nothing to show for such debt.
They used part of the money to pay these propagandists below to keep supporting blood suckling APC

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: INEC Opens Recruitment Portal, Invites Applications For 2026 Employment Exercise by Dshocker(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21
runsapp:
I don run am
Since yesterday but with faek info since Tinubu no get info lol. Aura for aura grin
I pray for you, because 2027 would be a blood bath.
Crime › Re: Corpse Of 30-year-old Arrested During Abuja Mining Raid Found In Mortuary by Dshocker(m): 3:08pm On Jul 21
Ushame:
I know where dem dey MINE GOLD in Abuja.

They were even mining not so far from my backyard
So you stay in Gwagwalada
Politics › Re: "You're Too Big For REA Chairmanship"- Isaac Fayose Tells Ex-governor Brother by Dshocker(m): 3:04pm On Jul 21
yarimo:
Isaac fayose is really in pain, doctors should check on him immediately. Mr bitterness how is that your business ?
How is he in pains, after APC have offered him car and money reward, but he turned it down.
Politics › Re: Campaigning For Peter Obi In The North Belongs In The Dustbin - Northerner by Dshocker(m): 9:28am On Jul 21
madridguy:
grin grin grin

No one will campaign for Obi in the North, take that to the bank. Obi is a bad market anywhere in Nigeria.
You are only laughing at your failure, your leaders have made you believe suffering and smiling is the norm.... Stockholm syndrome.

If you've been outside Africa, and see infrastructure, then you would keep tribalism aside and do the right thing
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Fayose REA Chairman, Names 25 Others Into Boards, Commissions by Dshocker(m): 9:23am On Jul 21
Cyberterror:
While Peter Obi is still washing toilets for British Airways to prove how "humble" he is grin
If seat your ass down, you ask yourself, between Peter Obi and every member of your family put together, if they can achieve 20% of what he has achieved.
Politics › Re: Mary Habila Was On David Umahi University Payroll - Sahara Reporters by Dshocker(m): 7:06pm On Jul 20
More secret coming out... Ok

The horniest minister ever liveth 🤐
Crime › Re: Thief Offered Energy Drink � by Dshocker(m): 5:43pm On Jul 20
obembet:
Kanu is currently facing same treatment now
You will join him there soon
Crime › Re: Thief Offered Energy Drink � by Dshocker(m): 5:20pm On Jul 20
obembet:
Nigerian no get joy at all 😂😂😂😂... Imagine given energy drinks cos they want weep U
This is the same treatment you will get, if you decide to keep supporting APC the evil political party.
Politics › Re: 2027: Atiku, Obi Lack Northern Support To Beat Tinubu – Ganduje by Dshocker(m): 5:13pm On Jul 20
These guys are just giving Tinubu hope, because i don't think there is any other region that hates Tinubu more, than the North.

And it is impossible for the North to pick Tinubu over Atiku.
Education › Re: Nigerian Students Win Gold At Spelling Bee World Cup In China by Dshocker(m): 4:02pm On Jul 20
I don't understand this platform anymore, a report that contains no information was posted or brought to front page.
Romance › Re: 5 Lessons Singles Can Learn From The Spain Vs Argentina World Cup Final by Dshocker(m): 7:23am On Jul 20
IyaTola:
1. Don't settle because you're under pressure.
Both Spain and Argentina waited patiently for the right moment instead of forcing opportunities. In relationships, don't rush into one because everyone around you is getting married. The right timing beats the wrong commitment.

2. Character wins when talent is matched.
Both teams had world-class players, but discipline, teamwork, and composure made the difference. Good looks may attract you, but character is what sustains a relationship.

3. Choose someone who works with you, not against you.
Every player had a role and trusted their teammates. A healthy relationship isn't about finding a perfect person; it's about finding someone willing to build with you through good and difficult times.

4. One mistake can change everything.
At the highest level, a single lapse in concentration can decide a final. In relationships, poor communication, dishonesty, or ignoring red flags can cost you something beautiful. Guard your heart with wisdom, not suspicion.

5. The trophy is worth the wait.
Spain didn't become champions overnight—they prepared, sacrificed, and stayed consistent. Likewise, use your single years to grow emotionally, financially, spiritually, and mentally. The goal isn't just to get married; it's to build a marriage that lasts.

Final whistle:
Being single is not a punishment—it's a season of preparation. Don't chase a wedding. Become the kind of person the right partner is also praying for.
All these your advice is what you use to console yourself over all your failed relationships in the past.
Romance › Re: Being “liked” By A Woman Is Overrated!!(pics) by Dshocker(m): 6:17am On Jul 20
Iamdbull:
I see people every time after any small thing, they will say she doesn’t like you, she doesn’t like you but honestly that’s crap!!


You see how they say talent is not everything? That’s how being liked is by a woman.

A man that is needed by a woman and also possess all the necessary qualities stands more chance than a man that is liked by a woman.

Being liked by a woman will most likely get you into the friend zone and not the proper boyfriend or knacking zone.

Trust me when I tell you 90 percent of men wey Dey kpansh all these babes no be really men wey Dem like but men wey sabi!!

Ask yourself all the girls wey you Dey kpansh do you really like them? No be the yansh or Bobby you Dey go after


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_MOrzfHLsw?si=qwz4-Qi1GoFLy_81
Guy you are no longer 17yrs, but an adult that should speak with wisdom.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dshocker(m): 6:04am On Jul 20
holysaint1:
John Snow.
John Wick
Food › Re: How To Make Owo Soup by Dshocker(m): 9:25pm On Jul 19
MissyDee:
How to make owo soup
• Prep Time: 30 minutes
• Region: South-south ('Benin' Edo state)
• Misc : Serve hot with starch, boiled yam or unripe plantain

Ingredients:::
• 7 pieces Beef
• 4 pieces Ponmo
• 1 small Smoked Fish
• 1 cup periwinkles (optional)
• 1 small Urheri (naive salt)
• 1 teaspoon of crayfish (using too much crayfish will make your soup brown)
• 2 cooking spoons Palmoil
• 3 handful of yellow garri (sieved)
• 2 handful of starch
• Salt to taste
• Seasoning cubes

Directions:::
Step 1: In a medium sized pot, cook your beef and pomo with salt and seasoning cubes for about 15 minutes .
Step 2: In a clean pot, add 1.5 litres of water, Sieve the garri into the pot and stir over flame until it is thick. Bring to boil.
Step 3: Add the cooked meat with stock into the pot with garri, add the dried pepper, crayfish and then cook for like 5 minutes. Please note that adding too much crayfish darkens the soup.
Step 4: Add the periwinkles and smoked fish. Allow to boil.
Step 5: In a mortar, pound some native salt into powdered form. Using only a teaspoon's worth, pour it into a clean bowl, adding 2 handful of starch, 2 cooking spoons of palm oil and a cup of water. Mix all together until it flows freely.
Step 6: Pour the mixture into the cooking pot and blend in with a wooden spatula until you get your desired consistency. If it's too thick, you can add warm water to loosen it up a little. The oil should blend in nicely and not float around the soup.
Allow to simmer for a few minutes more before turning off the burner. Leave to cool for a few minutes before serving with Starch (Usi), boiled yam or unripe plantain.

Source: http://www.dobbyssignature.com/2015/07/owo-soup-recipe-owofibo.html#sthash.8jCdKKPx.dpuf
Kaaaaai, is this not baby poo poo
Foreign Affairs › Re: 24 Pupils On Excursion Die In Bus Crash In Uganda (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 12:39pm On Jul 19
Terrible and painful for any parent to bear such loss 😢
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Isaac Fayose Over Wife’s Demise by Dshocker(m): 5:45am On Jul 19
bolaayenimo:
Obi the hypocrite. It takes Fayose's protest to join Tinubu's camp to make him visit
He made a smart move young man
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Isaac Fayose Over Wife’s Demise by Dshocker(m): 5:45am On Jul 19
nothingspoil70:
Wife wey don die since when? This man won't stop surprising me
You are very funny, you can visit someone for condolence even 1yr after, so timing doesn't matter.
Business › Re: Help!!! What Would You Do With This 10 Million Naira by Dshocker(m): 7:27pm On Jul 18
josielewa:
THAT 10 MILLION CAN BUY A USED TOYOTA HIACE BUS. DO INTERSTATE TRANSPORTATION....LAGOS TO IBAN OR LAGOS TO AKURE. IN 6 MONTHS, YOU CAN MAKE 4 TO 5 MILLION NAIRA
With the level of insecurity in Nigeria, you are advising someone, abeg oooO

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