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Politics / Re: Biafra War: Your Comment Disgraceful, Shows Lack Of Wisdom – Sam Amadi To Gowon by Dshocker(m): 10:00pm On Feb 23
Chukwuka319:
Am unapologetic Igbo but I must be brutally honest.Anyone with insults can direct them to his or her ancestors, and generation unborn.
Why are they harassing Gowon? He spoke the truth about the civil war.
Gowon never wanted the war to break out and sought peaceful means of settlement,but Ojukwu was reckless,rash and too eager to pull Igbos out of Nigeria.
Well Gowon is still alive, healthy and bubbling in good health, while Ojukwu the war lord has long ago passed to the other Side.
And Gowon is older than Ojukwu.
Irony of life.

What do you mean by "irony of life"?

Was it written anywhere that Ojukwu will out live Gowon?

Death has nothing to do with how old you are, even Nnamdi kanu can die at anytime.
Politics / Re: NTA Cuts LIVE Program As Yakubu Gowon Refuses To Speak In Hausa (video) by Dshocker(m): 6:31pm On Feb 22
The Northerns believe that Nigeria belongs solely to them.

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Education / Re: Zookeeper Devoured While Trying To Rescue Woman From Lion – NASU Chairman by Dshocker(m): 10:34pm On Feb 21
Oblongata:
Once the Lion had tasted human blood there was no going back!

As it had attacked the woman and probably tasted her blood, every human became a potential prey!

In a saner clime, during the attack on the woman, the Lion would have been darted (with tranquilizers) and eventually euthanized because it had tasted human blood.

The system failed the victims.

You don't know what you are saying.

Apart from crocodile other scavenger animals, no animal likes the taste of human blood.

If you are familiar with Nat Geo Wild, or Animal Documentary, you will understand what i am saying.
Politics / Re: Security Arrests Over 100 BDC Operators In Abuja As Naira Slumps To N1980 Per $1 by Dshocker(m): 9:48pm On Feb 21
Useless government

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Politics / Re: Statement From Labour Party On Julius Abure's Arrest by Dshocker(m): 9:41pm On Feb 21
fuckJones:
If sacrificing a virgin will make Nigeria 🇳🇬 BETTER, then Ayam ready to offer myself 😔😇😇

Who told you that you are a virgin?
Business / Re: 'If You Are In Nigeria, Move All Your Cryptocurrency To A Custodial Wallet Now' by Dshocker(m): 9:12pm On Feb 21
Okpokpo09:
Please help me hunger wan finish my family. I’m from Oyo state any kind of food will be accepted, we’re dying of hunger our manhood no longer standing. Help help help ooooo

And you voted for APC?
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints Kemi Nana Nandap As Comptroller General Of Immigration by Dshocker(m): 8:57pm On Feb 21
sokera:
they last chance they gave your Igbo brother Emefele landed us in this economy crisis yet your ppl are blaming Tinubu

Is Emefele an igbo man?

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Business / Re: Official Prices Of Drinks By NBL by Dshocker(m): 8:27am On Feb 21
gaby:
Respite for our kidneys at last.

If you drink, you will die, if don't drink, you will still die 🤣
Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer - NB CEO, Hans Essaadi by Dshocker(m): 8:11am On Feb 21
malali:


If you drink poison you will die, if you dont drink poison you will still die.

Exactly
Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer - NB CEO, Hans Essaadi by Dshocker(m): 4:49am On Feb 21
malali:
The livers are not complaining.

Healthy Liver, Happy Life.

If you drink beer, you will die, if you don't drink beer, you will still die 🤣
Politics / Re: Razi Hamad, Hamas Spokesman Visits Nigeria, Speaks On Israel-Palestine War by Dshocker(m): 3:37am On Feb 21
Inconsequential visit, we can neither assist them with fund, nor ammunition.

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Family / Re: My Mother Wants To Throw Me Into Bankruptcy by Dshocker(m): 5:03pm On Feb 15
KingintheNorth:


She has been asked about all the above , she denied having anything to do with the above. But still wouldn't or doesn't know what she does with money.

Were you guys expecting her to say the truth?

The son has to hire an investigator.
Travel / Re: My Second Week As Bolt Driver by Dshocker(m): 5:01pm On Feb 15
Sirchiboy
=128444026:

..
PH.
Carrolla 2011 s.
The fuel consumption is much.
I don't know if it is aggressive speeding or break

2011 corolla sport na fuel drinker na 🤣

You have to get corolla LE 2005 model.
Romance / Re: These How I And My Girl Are Enjoying Our Val Right Now by Dshocker(m): 4:50pm On Feb 15
Xwizard:
We can’t come and die for this bleeding nation right now

Eba + watery soup

Crime / Re: Don’t Rest Until You Expose Your Murderer - Augusta Osedion's Mum by Dshocker(m): 4:38pm On Feb 15
Karma wey don die
Food / Re: Checkout The Rice I Bought In A Local Kaduna Market by Dshocker(m): 4:27pm On Feb 15
simonlee:
So, considering the rate at which the price of foodstuffs keep increasing by the day, I decided to buy enough rice to last a while.
I went to a local market here in Southern Kaduna (where I work) to get my rice. These local markets are open only once a week, with traders and buyers from far and wide coming to make the most of it.
I was able to get local, clean rice at the rate of N1,500 per mudu (our unit of measurement here grin). I bought 15 mudus, that's N22,500 and got 1 extra mudu free after scoping the mama to the best of my ability.
I think it was a good purchase considering how our brothers in the south are lamenting the cost of food over there.
What's the situation in your area?

Bro you go chop stone, you go tire 🤣

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Romance / Re: 2 Nigerian Boys Propose To Their Pretty White Girlfriends At The Same Time (vid) by Dshocker(m): 3:56pm On Feb 15
Hustle ooO, make you no go propose to your mama mate, because of green card.
Food / Re: Nigeria Breweries Announces Increase In Prices Of Beer Amid Rising Costs by Dshocker(m): 5:01am On Feb 14
They want to increase the price of our joy giver, sad
Crime / Re: Kano State Hisbah Arrest Popular Tiktoker, Murja Kunya Over Alleged Immorality by Dshocker(m): 4:55am On Feb 14
Hisbah is only for the poor, they don't arrest the rich or influencial person in the society. 🤡

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 4:43am On Feb 14
Abdul111:
hello bro, please i'm interested in the charcoal export you mentioned.please can i text you so that we talk better?

lawrenceike50@gmail.com
Family / Re: How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada by Dshocker(m): 6:56pm On Feb 13
Goodlady:
How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada.
Recently, my sister escaped from this hard country to Canada for greener pastures. Many of you knew me on this site as that young girl with sharp mouth. Well, I may be choleric but I m also nice.
So this February, sister went to Ontario. I knew she'd miss home. I went to Wuse market and nearby street shops n bought varieties. I waka-waka my rubber slippers cut. My sister is a picky type that eat light foods but she still love our local dishes. She's going to miss home 😭 and I just want her to v her favorite foods as long as she can. Though she can patronize African stores over there too.
As I m typing this, I can't wait to see her, am so happy for her and I hope to relocate too via marriage in future. Hm, God when?

Anyways I ll list some of the items as I post them here. They are educative and useful for people going abroad too. There are some items you can take along like razor blades, shaving sticks, stock fish, palm oil, locust beans, garri, beans, rice, onions, matches, polish, makeup props, grinded beans for moinmoin or akara, crayfish, beans, balls, sellotape, dried pepper, potash, bathroom slippers, cleansers, needles and threads to sew post letter tear-tear undies or clothes. 😂 In fact, just carry any small daily use item we use here and conceal them well cos of over sabi long throat immigration officers at airport. It ll shock you you can buy a packet of blade that's not up to N1,000 for over $20 Canadian dollars, that's over N20K in Nigeria. Imagine blade pack kan for N20K? It no shock you?
So below are items I packed for her and she's enjoying them there. 😂

Pic 1, Carton of coaster biscuit, table size mortar and pestle for her to grind pepper and packs of match sticks.

What is the point of taking these items, when she will finish them within a month over there?
Phones / Re: I Lost My Huawei Y9 Prime In Tricycle This Afternoon by Dshocker(m): 6:50pm On Feb 13
[quote post=128438343]Is there any way I can get it back?
Please someone should help me.[/quote]

Funny guy, in this current dispensation, even Daddy G.Os and Rev Fathers dey thief.

So just budget for another one.
Career / Re: UK Signs Deal To Allow British Lawyers Practise In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 6:10pm On Feb 13
Nigeria bar association will also have to give them permission to practice here.

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Education / Re: Cyril Ndifon: 16 Nude Videos Found In Suspended UNICAL Dean’s Phone by Dshocker(m): 6:05pm On Feb 13
Sex for mark, part II 🤣

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Travel / Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by Dshocker(m): 10:31pm On Feb 12
Sam449:


Hey man, I saw your comments on the business idea posts but I'm not allowed to comment there or even message you.
Is there a way we could talk please?

lawrenceike50@gmail.com
Travel / Re: Female Passenger Died On Our Flight JUST NOW by Dshocker(m): 9:31am On Feb 12
Cashew:
On a flight heading to Nigeria from the United States, we lost a passenger.

DELTA DL 54

We have about 8 more hrs to arrive Lagos.

CPR, prayers, everything was done.

Body wrapped up...

May her soul rest in peace

The name Nigeria cut short her life.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 8:53am On Feb 12
Lilrichie419:
I really Need your advice on this
What durable business can i start with 10-15m

I’m not looking for quick money and stuff,i need something durable that will set me up for life


Life really hard i no wan go back trenches smiley


Why not go into sesame plantation?

A ton of sesame goes for N1.5m

A hectare(16) plots will give you 1 ton.

You can make between N15m to N30m

Or i can introduce you to charcoal export, which is quite profitable, and in 6 months, you will forever be grateful to me.

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 8:44am On Feb 12
gaby:


As an addition, most people at the time saw my comment as a joke.

But you know what? I know what I'm talking about.

You see all our politicians, top business people, and overall, the critical policymakers. They all have their wealth/cash in foreign currencies denominated and even spend the same here in Nigeria as a way to keep maintaining their worth.

How do we now expect these same people to work at diminishing their own personal wealth by ensuring that the Naira wins against the Dollar?

The problem with our country is huge and fundamental.

Hoarding of dollar is not a viable business, it is just a gamble type of investment.

So this one no follow at all.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 8:41am On Feb 12
SPAMBOX7:
Let's partner up. That's if you ain't capping

Alternatively use 2m inside and buy btc. Keep till till early 2025 and thank me later. Bookmark this post and come back in 2025 to attest to this advice

Even if truly the price of btc multiply by 100 in 2025, it is not regarded as business, it is called gamble.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 8:37am On Feb 12
dontrulee:
You can also invest in abritage business as a side hustle to your main business.

I buy dollars at 529# and sell at 677#. The price changes though depending on the market

Where do you buy from?
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With 10-15m by Dshocker(m): 8:36am On Feb 12
blinking001:
1) S.m.u.ggling of petrol to cameroon. With the right channel it's legal. You'll need just 5 million tops to start. It's safe, not time consuming and fun provided you don't get over excited and waste your profits on frivolities especially women.

2) wholesale of coca cola products, bottle water and diary products in Benin republic. 7 million maximum and you're good to go.

3)supply of palm oil from the south south especially Cross River State to northern Nigeria and lagos.


Normally i no the waste updates like this.

Apart from the palm oil supply, the remaining 2 you listed are risky business
Politics / Re: Protest Against High Cost Of Living Spreads To Lagos by Dshocker(m): 7:55am On Feb 12
Na who don chop dey protest 🤣🤣🤣

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