₦airaland Forum

fatjo:
my advice get a matrix instead

2003 - 2007 Corolla would be a better option than Matrix

Cum4me:
the 2 vendors I lost my gift card to are in Lagos. You can expect me to leave Delta State to Lagos because I want to trade gifts card. Tbay is an app and within few minutes you can sell your gift card and get credit immediately. Nairaland are full of scammers mostly on crypto and gifts card business. I've learnt my lesson.

So you left all the vendors in delta, and decided to trade with someone online, living in lagos.... Somebody shout power 😁

Wicked leaders in high places, and despite the hardship, so miscreants still support this failed government.

This post just got me to listen to one of his greatest hit "Cleanin Out My Closet"

I thought Toke Makinwa went back and collected the money she paid for her funny looking BBL 😂😂😂😂

Dregs:
We should be careful with whom we choose to have a child with, get married to, and spend our lives with in this period.

To be honest, I don’t buy into the idea of growing distance between me and my child, nor with her mother, who has been the worst-case scenario in my life. I do my best to provide for my daughter’s needs, but recently she got sick and her mother has been dealing with the situation alone—caring for the child—while I provide the finances. It hasn’t been easy on my end either.

With all this happening, she is disrespecting me and building resentment, as if I’m happy with our current situation. I’m working hard to bring my child closer to me, but her mom being in the picture makes it a long and difficult process. I didn’t get it right with this one, and I feel like I shot myself in the foot by going with the “baby mama” approach as a way to have a child.

Man, it’s one of my biggest mistakes. I’d rather wait a long time and be well settled in life than follow that path for raising a child.

Sometimes I don’t blame men who choose that lifestyle, because women these days often don’t honor their men or respect the sacrifices we make to keep the family happy. I love my child, and I hate to see her upbringing go this way.

Show me one baby mama that has happy relationship with her baby daddy.

You can't impregnate a girl and turn her into a baby mama, and you expect her to be smiling with you.

Sapasenator:
I just remembered a memorable experience I had and this happened in the mid-2000. I was a Chartered accountant and about 23yr old at the time, an auditor at a multi-national company in Lagos.

We usually would make lots of money when would go on audit trips round the country and I would do about 3 to 4 trips in a month.

I was scheduled to travel from Lagos for audits in Kano and also cover our depots in Katsina at the time. I was usually paid by my company to fly, but we had this habit of taking the night bus, we had to resume at the depot the next morning.

We had a reliable contact at MMA who would come to my after each trip to provide us with fake travel and hotel reservation tickets. This is useful to claim trav expenses upon return from our company. There was so much money in each audit trips, at the time, you could go on about two trips and buy a car on return.

Now, I decided to corner some free cash for myself by taking the night bus instead of flying even though it was a risky proposition, Also, there were lots of plane crashes at the time and I was morbidly terrified of our domestic flights, It would be my first time of traveling to Kano and a night journey journey for that matter. I was very nervous and having some security concerns.

On the D-day, I had left my office around 4pm for the bus park, got to Jibowu early, at around 6pm. I had prceeded to buy
my ticket and was directed to a nice and cozy spot right beside the window close to the back row.

Being a chatty person, I became friendly with the ticket guy and we got talking, I told him I didn't want an ugly fat passenger sitting next to me, and if he could arrange a beautiful lady to sit beside me, I gave him extra cash, I was very loaded at the time and didnt know what to do with money.

He told me not to worry and I went off to get myself a nice egusi soup at the park. I returned and got on the bus to go relax before the take off. After a while, I came down again and noticed a very beautiful petite young lady walking toward our bus, she was carrying a luggage. I had my eyes on her the whole time and she truly looked very beautiful, about 5ft 4", a perky small firm breast with hard nipples jutting through her tight tops. As she walked pass me toward the ticket guy, my gaze went to her ass, Omg! they were perfectly rounded, slim waist and my gaze could not leave the ass as I was admiring the beautiful work of the creator.

My mind started jumping wild with excitements, at last it was going to be a memorable trip. I started to worship God for little miracles,WHAT A NIGHT THIS WAS TURNING OUT TO BE! The ticket guy winked at me stylishly, smiled and sold a ticket to the lady.
I was kinda wondering wadda hell this boy was winking at me for.

Guess what guys!

I later realized this beautiful damsel was going to be seated next right to me all through the journey, mostly in pitch darkness . I silently thanked God for this miraculous coincidence, alas, my night would not be boring and dangerous as I had initially thought, up to this time in my life, I have never had any tango with an Hausa lady and determined to make the most of that night.
My chin droppe slightly on my chest while I offered a silent prayer to God to give me the wisdom of king solomon and courage to execute with precision all my daring plans that very night.

The journey was going to be more than 7hours and I was determined to make the most of it. I started getting visibly excited with my heart palpitating, excitements building and tingling down in my dic*k.

To cut mattaz short, this pretty lady came in on the bus, walked up to my sit and sat right beside me, she looked at me shyly with a coy smile on her twisted lips , greeted me and I responded with a great enthusiasm. I was quietly observing the beautifully rounded ass slowly sinking into the seat beside me with my bombastic side eyes. Hahaha!

Now, I did not waste time at all and launched into conversations, I became a caring dude suddenly, spoke in a gentle and sexy tone and, introduced myself , told her. Told where I worked, purpose of my trip to Kano, all the while making slight eye contacts, I was also smiling coyly the whole time and at some point, eventually was able to summon the courage to asked for her name,

"Jumai", she quickly replied with a sweet smile!

I decided that journey was defo gon be a very exciting one and launched into a series of funn conversations.

At around 8pm, the bus was leaving the park with me seriously plotting devious strategies on how to get my hands on Jumai's perky boobs and caress the rest of her body. It was a near impossibity to expect a Bleep in a crowded bus without arousing suspicions . I would bid my time until the lifghts were turned off to make my move. I must touch those alluring breasts before the night was over and I wouldn't mind if I had to give all the cash I had with me, I didn't give a shit If I was later kidnapped by bandits that particular night, I was a man on a mission, a mission to caress and possibly fingerfuck this girl on this particular trip.

I asked " hey Jumai, what's a pretty girl like yourself doing on a night bus alone?" She told me she had came to visit her uncle in Lagos and was returning back to her base in Kaduna.

We started talking again and she told me all about herself, her family.

I reciprocated as a guyman, told all colorful and exaggerated tales about myself, mixing up lies and half truth, for a moment, J felt the bait was slowly sinking, Jumai would look at me In the eyes with that occasionial laughs displaying perfect teeths and succulent lips. Omg! I was being tormented! I wanted to grab and passionately kiss those lips. Jumai was still smiling with twinkles in her eyes, giggling in those girlish ways at my funny tales while I patiently bid my time.

At some point, I decided to shoot my shots and told how beautiful she looked, her dreamy eyes and how I kinda felt attracted and sold at the moment. As a matter of fact, I had never laid eyes on such beauty ever in my life, I was rambling on how northern girls were the sexiest and jad always dreamt to have one as a girlfriend. Babe was smiling and just nodding her head at my tales the whole time and eventually told me she had a boyfriend in Kaduna. WHAT DA Bleep! "I BIND EVERY SPIRIT OF BOYFRIEND" I exclaimed in my mind, being a man on a mission, I was not discouraged and decided to have the most of that night before Jumai returned to her bf.

Wetin concern me, boyfriend ko boyfriend ni! Jumai told she would be stopping in Kaduna

Around 10pm, the lights were turned off and most passengers were already beginning to fall asleep. There were deep snoring around me and Jumai started yawning, signs of drowsiness.

We were still talking and when the bus would hit a gallop, she would fall sideways against me. Babe was beginning to feel seriously drowsy while I was alert like a soldier posted into sambisa forest. Bad thoughts and strategies nor gree me sleep, my mind very active. I was determined to caress every part of Jumai before she got to Kaduna and nothing was going to stop me.

Our bus continued in total darkness while Jumai's to drowsy progressed considerably, her head would occasionaly drop on my shoulder, she would wake up and sit up straight. Me, I was also pretending to be in deep sleep.

Eventually, she slept off, fell fully sideways into me and and after about 15 minutes began to snore. The whole time I was holding my breath , my hear thumbing away. I knew for sure the time for action was near, I slowly raised my right hand so she could fully lean into me and after a short while fell fully on my lap. I slowly brought my right hand down on her right body and slowly crept my hands rubbing from the waist upwards towards those delicate boobs , Breathing heavily and pretending to be in deep sleep myself. I got my hand to circle the mould of her right boobs and an electric jolt like a lightening bolts ran through me, my heart's pounding ferociously in my chest while my dic*k stiffening. It was like my hand had developed a mind of it's own and went instantly rock hard against my Jean's with a hard throbbing. Oh my Gawd! The feeling of my palm against her breast was heavenly, my heart palpitating with excitements and I was afraid Jumai was going to wake up, I was gentle at first and eventually threw caution to the wind, after about five minutes, I started to slowly and steadily caress her soft nipple, Jumai was wearing this fancy sport bra and my hand was cupping and slowly rubbing the nipplesm and remember, I was in a a deep sleep doing a fake snore whith my right hand having a mind of it's own and doing wonders.

Suddenly without warning, Jumai stirred from her sleep, sat upright, opened her eyes and looked me in the eyes with that funny expression written all over her face, I stiffened suddenly, my breathing becoming short and rasped, heart pounding, SHITS!, had she woken up? was she aware what I was up to this whole time?

I was relieved when she eventually continued smiling, leaned back ully against me and went back into slow deep sleeps.
Hmmmmmm! I breathed down a BIG sigh of relief and slowly, steadily continued with my hands cupping and caressing Jumai's small firm breast. I honestly believe she was pretending to sleep at this point and that night, my mission was very clear, I would have to get my hands under that sport bra and feel that soft breast in my hand, I would caress it and eventually find a a way to play with and finger Bleep this beautiful girl, It was once in a lifetime opportunity which I would never allow to slip from me, NEVER.

It was that very night I discovered my talents, I had a gifted hand just like Ben Carson, my hand could do wonders on a lady's body, it would travel far and wide this particular night with with my boxers soaked with precum before 6am in the morning. .

To be continued.....

Bullshit, as soon as i got to the part you said you asked the ticket guy to fix you with a beautiful girl, i knew this story was fictitious, because where would a 23yrs boy summon courage to ask such request

Oxb90:
Why are they not bombing the USA directly, why their proxies. Yeye people. All they think about day and night is nothing but war. They are the ones producing and supporting terrorism all over the world. No thought of how to help humanity at all. Has all the wars they've fought helped their economy?

Read properly, they are bombing USA military base in those neighbouring countries.

techbro1:
Having sold cars over the years, some customers never come back for their number plates. Many have left the country too making them have no use for these items.

These plates are everywhere in my house and I have no use for them anymore. Is there a way to recycle the plates or can they be sold back to the licensing office?

Break them to pieces and sell to iron condemn

Samantha125:
That's nonsense.

That is what you think.

FSBoperator:
Peter Obi is not a serious candidate for President.

He is trying to change and better your life and future.

chatinent:
This guy always wanting to be seen as a good person.

My brother, he has been a good person with clean slate, no single sandal on him.

Hahahahaha, I'm speechless 🤐

dominique:
Ehyah, take hanky🤧. If it's not enough to wipe your years, collect bucket 🪣

I understand that it's a bigger pill to swallow whenever a woman totally rejects a highly placed man. Society dictates that she must continue to bow down to him and swallow whatever crumbs he throws at her. Just bear in mind that not every woman will be like that.

Sophia filed an affidavit to counter the custody lawsuit Davido filed against her. Every single thing she accused him of (child neglect, not being financially responsible for his child, constant threats on her if she does not allow him to come and "do", refusing to agree to family intervention on how to co-parent peacefully etc), not once did he release a statement debunking anything (with receipts of course) or even sue her for defamation of character. The only thing he picked out of the entire affidavit was that she made reference to his late son. Davido should come and shame Sophia and expose her to the world that he's the one shouldering her expenses.

Meanwhile these are the most recent birthday photoshoots between Sophia and Chioma. Sophia actually had about 5 different outfits so I can't post everything here. Between the two of them who will you pick as the billionaire wife and the rejected babymama? How Davido and Chioma's delulu fans still believe Sophia is after their iron condemned trophy is behind me

Nonsense

sharone21:
You are talking as a single man or fiance to a woman, I guess NOT as a parent/ dad.

When it's your turn, leave N35m for your daughter to dash her husband N5m or N10m.

I repeat, he is NOT entitled to her PARENT's/ father's inheritance. Even me, I won't put eye on my hubby's inheritance, HABA! Weak men these days.....Na wa o

Rest, you know nothing about life and family.

Samantha125:
Can an adult with a full mental capacity to reason be snatched?

Yes, especially when your honeypot sweeter

sharone21:
Surprised to hear this from Nigerian men....

NOBODY, absolutely NO ONE should have expectations of the other person's inheritance from parents be it malr or female....We should stop setting traps for ourselves in marriage under any guise( submissiveness etc). Let him wait for his mum to leave him her wealth( at least) even if his dad was too lazy to do that.

Haba, so much entitlement --- Money that will still rub off on him, directly( through house maintenance stuffs as she has been doing previously) or indirectly ( through kids).

A man that has been threatening the wife with 2nd wife can as well use her dad's sweat to spend on side chic or even actual 2nd wife which isn't uncommon these days. As she left the marriage, zero from him unlike if she was a white woman who would still demand for 50% of his wealth despite keeping HERS.

In everything we do as humans, we have to apply wisdom, legally, morally or more traditionally, the money belongs to the woman, no doubt.

Forget the nonsense excuse she gave to buttress her point that the family responsibilities has been on her, i know how women react, by lying, when they want to seek for sympathy.

At least, sacrificing N5m and keeping N30m shouldn't be too much, if she wanted to wanted to fulfill all righteousness and give no room for anyone to blame her, when they hear the story.

Otherwise, why did she get married in the first place.

Mariangeles:
If she had transferred the money to him, he would've used it to popori his side-chic, or married a second wife.
She knows the kind of man she's married to.

The husband was wrong for saying that, or expecting the wife to surrender such money to him, it doesn't make sense.

However, the wife wasn't considerate and wise, if she thinks properly, she would have known that keeping everything to herself would bruise her husband's ego, at least she should have bought a car of N5m, or gift her husband N5m and keep the remaining N30m.

Dreal1247:
This is a business oriented woman while the man and his family are corporate gold diggers. She should run very far. The man won't mind getting her murdered and convert her properties to his family property.

In as much as i don't support the way the husband and his family went about it, the woman was not reasonably ok as well, under your husband you want to buy a car, build a house and keep everything to yourself, while he watches.

As a reasonable woman, she should have bought a car of at least N5m for the husband, or give him the money, then keep the rest, but she keeping everything to herself shows how selfish she is.

Fekumzi123:
I have never made 1m before and I'm 40 already. But I'm not complaining. Ayam Mr contented.
I have two friends who have made N30m and N40 at once in the past, they're both broke now and unmarried.
On the other hand, I am married with three kids and surviving.

Nsogbu Akalia

KStylist:
I've had about ₦3.9 million before, but that money was saved for a specific purpose. Spending it recklessly would have set my life back by years.
This, however, is different.
For the first time in my 31 years, I' have just made my first ₦1 million that's truly mine, not capital, not borrowed money, not savings set aside for a project, but pure profit accumulated over several months from a small business I've been running.
It feels like a completely different milestone.
How long did it take you to earn your first ₦1 million in actual profit?

Nigeria is truly a very poor nation, the money in your account is less than $1,000

Kidnapping stopped after the governor arrested few influential native doctors in my home state Anambra.

Samantha125:
Did I?😅😅😅... Well, there were two potential guys before my husband, I was after the first one while the second one was after me, but he too was my spec, I mean he was educated, tall, yellow, and handsome with a beautiful smile, perfect for making babies, the type of a man whereby even if he dumps you, you'd be grateful that he at least gave you beautiful babies.

I never got a chance with the first one, all thanks to his mother and even though I also liked the the second one, he was a junior pastor in my friend's chapel and due to some circumstances I was going through at that time, I didn't want to be linked to any pastor or even become a pastor's wife... My friend and I used to take turns in visiting each other's churches and he always looked forward to my visitations because he'd grab the opportunity to get to know me more after the service, apparently he'd also be just staring at me throughout the service, but I eventually stopped visiting... Then there was my husband, who was in a relationship with someone else while pursuing me.

So in other word, you snatched your husband from his girlfriend?

dominique:
Those are all lies, he never rented any duplex for her and their daughter. He wanted her to live in one of his family's houses in Lekki which she turned down because she does not want him to have access to her body (according to her 100+ paragraph affidavit o). How can you claim to be a happily man and still want to keep your ex within reach so you can come and be knacking whenever you like? Nonsense! She rented the duplex in banana Island and has been paying the rent since 2022. She do sotay she filed a court order to prevent him from setting foot in the house she's paying for so he can respect his vows to his beloved wife. Sophia is one of the biggest Chivido supporter but Chioma fans thinks she's desperate to snatch their trophy, as how now?

Oooook, i can see the angle you are coming from, keep saying nonsense with confidence, and keep believing the nonsense she said.

J0HNNY:
No shame in some present generation of girls.

Honestly, to born girl child dey fear me. Wetin person dey see these days ehn. It's well.

If you check well, she fit be product of single mother without a father figure Or probably an orphan but I'm considering the former.

She already said in one of her videos, that her father abandoned her when she was little, and her mother despises her, that her father left because of her.

nlfpmod:

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7663276177016114465?_r=1&_t=ZS-986X2nH2zLc

“I slept with three guys in a day, The guy that d!svirgined me, my Ex and my boyfriend. One in the morning, one in the afternoon and one at the night”🙆‍♂️

— Nigerian lady, Rhennie pic.twitter.com/WDQ0GkpmXs

— DAMI FOREIGN🥶 (@TheDamiForeign) July 17, 2026

She may be catching cruise. Or she really meant it?



Are her parents still alive? Won't her family see this viral video?

She was raised by a single mother

AfeezShomorin:
Even if she wins the case Caroline does not have 10billion anywhere

Where she even see N50m?

simpleseyi:
Graduate of Animal Husbandry who is supposed to be running a big farm of cattle’s and chickens and making plenty money while making meet available, the dullard is on television calling himself journalist without going to school of Journalism and he is now surprised that cow meat is expensive

I can bet my life on it, that he is 5 times more intelligent than you.

We don't care, and don't wanna know.

dominique:
Apart from her daughter's school fees which Davido's dad is covering, she has not collected one naira from Davido since 2022. She stated this clearly in her affidavit and Davido never came out to debunk it. Davido is not responsible for her or her daughter's exoenses, she's gallant in her own rights.

You are so funny.

Davido rented a duplex for his daughter, bought her a brand new car, and sends money allowance for her upkeep, so Sophia Momodu benefits indirectly for it.

buygala:
SAN may be looking to butter his bread...You think it's easy to land a brief from an Adeleke babymama?

Sophie was in the news some time ago for how much Davido pays her as maintenance for their kid

Whether he wins or loses the case, he will collect a hefty fee ...

10% - 20% commission is between N100m - N200m, her barrister couldn't advise her properly.

Diamond098454:
But she didn't mention your name in that post, Sophia momodu.

This is a case of goat trying to swallow a cow 🤣