₦airaland Forum

HappyPagan:
God didn't create any body. We are all proof someone had sex... And got pregnant. . and kept the pregnancy.

You are just meat and bone... Animated for a short time... Soon to go to the earth below.

But while you live, a world exists in your head, one shaped by your environment and the world you have lived in.

You are one in a billion men that will pass through this world..the world is permanent...you are temporary...

And we will all return to the earth.. no matter our creed, nationality or beliefs.

Exactly what the Camry says to the Corrolla just because he sees the factory and the Crusher, but Mr. Toyoda always knows his beginning and his end and what shall happen to the Camry, Corrolla, Lexus etc

budaatum:
You are being silly in order to hide your faux pas and you know it.

Translation: "I could not fault this answer, but I have to say something"

LordReed:
Your fairy tale says somebody took the laws your god wrote with his own finger, broke it in anger and nothing happened to the "lawbreaker". LMFAO!

It is still The Law that is going to judge the "lawbreaker" so it's not a problem.

budaatum:
Which then brings me to ask, is all that Christ said about your neighbour, your enemies and your fellow human being not all about you concerning yourself "with the rights of others to Eat and Drink thereof" and included"?

I mean, take what is written that you are to do with the poor for instance. Is that not about the concern you are supposed to have for "others"?

When I am with the poor and with my neighbour, I would not be eating then.

HappyPagan:
Like I said, you are really confused.

In other words you now know that you are a Guilty Criminal and A Law Breaker!

HappyPagan:
Different stories for different folks.. I have lived in PH most of my life. I met people in Kaduna who think all we do is bunker and kidnap...

They did not think that 20 years ago. But Kaduna murder of southerners yearly was a known news headline to be expected.

The present insecurity can be traced to 1999 starting with Portharcourt and Kidnappings of Expatriates/destruction of oil facilities.

Then it was only the Occasional Armed Robbery at Night Travels that was the major insecurity.

Now everything is destroyed and normal sweet living is dead, As the Bible said.

HappyPagan:
What makes one a criminal? Wetin I do?

A Criminal is one who breaks The Law by hurting others! And even here, you have confessed to breaking The Law!

HappyPagan:
I have no faith, so that statement doesn't apply to me. There's no blasphemy for me... Maybe apart from hurting others.

HappyPagan:
Savior for what? So Christianity is about having a fall guy for all the nonsense you do.... ? What does Christ save you from apart from hypocrisy?

As a criminal Awaiting Trial for Capital Offences Christ is the Government Official (Parole Officer) come to offer inmates the Requirements for Consideration of Pardon and Amnesty, if there is any who shall take it.

And exactly as the Parole it is for Only those who are Eligible for it who can apply.

Terms and Conditions Apply, Offer Closes ... Upon Acceptance or Rejection.

1Sharon:
LOL.

Jesus said gossiping is a sin, but 80% of the conservations people have are about other people.

Jesus said you have committed adultery already if you have a sexual thought about a woman.
Now, thoughts are automatic and cannot be controlled. Unless the feelings behind them change.

Now why would Jesus have such ridiculous rules and requirements?

He has already told you he fails in passing God's Laws, so there is nothing to get from him.

But there are people who are abiding by The Law and there shall be.

1Sharon:
What revelations?

The book of Revelation.

HappyPagan:
How do you know they lie?

The fruits Always Prove the Tree.

HappyPagan:
All this crying.. I have cousins in Kaduna I visited last year. Y'all just read NL frontpage and make will stories about places you have never been to..

No where in Nigeria is safe. Life means nothing across the country... Whether Muslim, Christian or whatever... Nigeria eats it's children.

I once lived in Kaduna and we always tell our folks down south that we are fine.

budaatum:
Is that word correctly placed?

Confirm, or if not, please post a corrected version of the above.

Just came back and saw the error, thanks. It's been corrected.

jamesid29:
There's no level of wisdom one can attain that would give one the exclusive right of Christ.

Christ is Wisdom!

And Christ has Already Said "Eat Me and Drink Me". Also Wisdom said "Take Me and Have Me".

Neither Christ nor Wisdom ever complained of my Eating and Taking nor instructed that I should concern myself with the rights of others to Eat and Drink thereof.

Therefore, i did not prohibit nor prevent any other person from exercising their Rights to Eat Christ and Have Wisdom.

1Sharon:
Oh you really believe those liars that say they died and went to heaven then came back to life?.

No I never believed those people, they are Liars as you said, but I did say "Revelations".

HappyPagan:
Who is islamizing you?
Have you met any Muslims in real life?
Did they kill you?

Thank God you said you dwell in the south, go to Kaduna and live there, then you will know how much the Muslims hate you.

1Sharon:
There are no true Christians anywhere. The conditions for heaven are impossible and unrealistic to meet.

If there's a heaven, nobody can ever get there.

People have Already gotten there and by Revelations, a multitude of people did get there.

And correction, it is not heaven we are going to but to "The Kingdom of God". We are going to be put back in a Shiny New Heaven and New earth with A New and Different Body.

HappyPagan:
I hope your faith and religion were not similarly imposed..

Did Anyone impose on you to "hurt another"?

HappyPagan:
Blasphemy hurts God. Then the humans cry.

At least, it is settled that you wilfully intend to "Hurt Another"!. The Law will Take its Course!

atheistandproud:


Babe when dem shag just now, go get up tie towel de sing praises and worship songs after fornicating according to their religion.

Babanriga crooks go inflate contracts then waka go do ablution as if nothing happen.

Bros, real madness! Friday last week I see one in mini-mini, she fire me eye, I dodge am, Sunday morning see how she dress like human being wear bonnet cover head, dey go office.

Or de way pain me pass dose days wey I dey go dose places, dem jus pray finish comot, for car park dem Don dey curse hot hot curse for anybody wey don block dia moto.

All of them both pastor and the pastored, be the same Satan pikin.

HappyPagan:
I have no faith, so that statement doesn't apply to me. There's no blasphemy for me... Maybe apart from hurting others.

The Bolded therefore is your faith and religion!

And obviously you did not know until now that "blasphemy" is the business of hurting others.

HappyPagan:
One man's faith is another man's blasphemy. Do not judge me by the standards to which you have been exposed. I'm not here to trade in the village market square... I'm here to highlight the scams the traders are selling.

See yarns!

However, being a young person from about 12 Years old, you are Always Going to be Judged Everywhere by Reasonable Natural Living Standards (The Objective Test and Standard) for from that age, you are presumed to have been exposed to the happenings in your environmental and that you are aware of them.

"I don't know," is not going to be a good defence for every one after 12 years is seen and deemed "to know"!

And Nairaland is not for 10 year olds, which you are not, so you know what is Truly going on around your surroundings and you can make Truthful comments about them, whether you are know them all or not.

atheistandproud:
HOW TO WORSHIP THE NIGERIAN GOD

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.

This article is for all those who want to become better worshipers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

First, you must understand that being a worshiper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.

When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

This is how the Nigerian god judges people who are your enemies- evil people who want to spoil your hustle; like your colleagues who don’t want your promotion; like your single old aunties who secretly don’t want you to marry that rich handsome man (who you haven’t met yet); like all your neighbours who are stopping you from getting pregnant: He violently consumes them by fire. He returns all their evil plans back to sender. So when making requests about all your enemies, do not pray that they be forgiven or that they change. Pray that the Nigerian god kills them off with such violent finality that there is nothing left of them.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s. The Nigerian god sometimes deeply appreciates a good beheading for people who blaspheme. If the person who insults your religion is online and you can't locate them, feel free to threaten to kill them. Like we say in Nigeria: "at all-at all na im bad pass". Something is better than nothing at all.

The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.

If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.

The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or Twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.
These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: "Now in Church" or "This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing" when performing acts of worship. Also, nothing like a Twitter hashtag with your pastors sermon. These are great hashtags to consider for Sundays: #SundaysWithJesus #JesusRocks #SundaySermon #Crazy4JC

In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

Author: Elnathan John.

Absolute and Complete Proof that Nigerians worship Satan via his diverse offices and branch offices

Satan's descendants deceiving themselves and their fellow brothers in Satan.

atheistandproud:
HOW TO WORSHIP THE NIGERIAN GOD

The Nigerian god is one. It may have many different manifestations, but it is essentially different sides of the same coin. Sometimes, adherents of the different sides may fight and kill each other. But Nigerians essentially follow the Nigerian god.

This article is for all those who want to become better worshipers. If you are a new or prospective convert, God will bless you for choosing the Nigerian god. This is just how you must worship him.

First, you must understand that being a worshiper has nothing to do with character, good works or righteousness. So the fact that you choose to open every meeting with multiple prayers does not mean that you intend to do what is right. The opening prayer is important. Nothing can work without it. If you are gathered to discuss how to inflate contracts, begin with an opening prayer or two. If you are gathered to discuss how to rig elections, begin with a prayer. The Nigerian god appreciates communication.

When you sneak away from your wife to call your girlfriend in the bathroom, and she asks if you will come this weekend, you must say—in addition to “Yes”—“By God’s grace” or “God willing”. It doesn’t matter the language you use. Just add it. The Nigerian god likes to be consulted before you do anything, including a trip to Obudu to see your lover.

When worshipping the Nigerian god, be loud. No, the Nigerian god is not hard of hearing. It is just that he appreciates your loud fervour, like he appreciates loud raucous music. The Nigerian god doesn’t care if you have neighbours and neither should you. When you are worshipping in your house, make sure the neighbours can’t sleep. Use loud speakers even if you are only two in the building. Anyone who complains must be evil. God will judge such a person.

This is how the Nigerian god judges people who are your enemies- evil people who want to spoil your hustle; like your colleagues who don’t want your promotion; like your single old aunties who secretly don’t want you to marry that rich handsome man (who you haven’t met yet); like all your neighbours who are stopping you from getting pregnant: He violently consumes them by fire. He returns all their evil plans back to sender. So when making requests about all your enemies, do not pray that they be forgiven or that they change. Pray that the Nigerian god kills them off with such violent finality that there is nothing left of them.

Attribute everything to the Nigerian god. So, if you diverted funds from public projects and are able to afford that Phantom, when people say you have a nice car, say, “Na God”. If someone asks what the secret of all your wealth is, say, “God has been good to me”. By this you mean the Nigerian god who gave you the uncommon wisdom to re-appropriate public funds.

Consult the Nigerian god when you don’t feel like working. The Nigerian god understands that we live in a harsh climate where it is hard to do any real work. So, if you have no clue how to be in charge and things start collapsing, ask people to pray to God and ask for his intervention.

The Nigerian god loves elections and politics. When you have bribed people to get the Party nomination, used thugs to steal and stuff ballot boxes, intimidated people into either sitting at home or voting for you, lied about everything from your assets to your age, and you eventually, (through God’s grace), win the elections, you must begin by declaring that your success is the wish of God and that the other candidate should accept this will of God. It is not your fault whom the Nigerian god chooses to reward with political success. How can mere mortals complain?

The Nigerian god does not tolerate disrespect. If someone insults your religion, you must look for anyone like them and kill them. Doesn’t matter what you use—sticks, machetes, grenade launchers, IED’s, AK47’s. The Nigerian god sometimes deeply appreciates a good beheading for people who blaspheme. If the person who insults your religion is online and you can't locate them, feel free to threaten to kill them. Like we say in Nigeria: "at all-at all na im bad pass". Something is better than nothing at all.

The Nigerian god performs signs and wonders. He does everything from cure HIV to High BP. And the Nigerian god is creative: he can teach a person who was born blind the difference between blue and green when the man of god asks, and he can teach a person born deaf instant English. As a worshipper you must let him deliver you because every case of sickness is caused by evil demons and not infections. Every case of barrenness is caused by witches and has no scientific explanation. So instead of hospital, visit agents of the Nigerian god. But the Nigerian god does not cure corruption. Do not attempt to mock him.

If you worship the Nigerian god, you are under no obligation to be nice or kind to people who are not worshippers. They deserve no courtesy.

The Nigerian god is also online. As a worshipper, you are not obliged to be good or decent on Facebook or Twitter all week except on Friday and Sunday, both of which the Nigerian god marks as holy. So you may forward obscene photos, insult people, forward lewd jokes on all days except the holy days. On those holy days, whichever applies to you, put up statuses saying how much you are crazy about God.
These days, the Nigerian god also permits tweets and Facebook updates like: "Now in Church" or "This guy in front of me needs to stop dozing" when performing acts of worship. Also, nothing like a Twitter hashtag with your pastors sermon. These are great hashtags to consider for Sundays: #SundaysWithJesus #JesusRocks #SundaySermon #Crazy4JC

In all, the Nigerian god is very kind and accommodating. He gives glory and riches and private jets. And if you worship him well, he will immensely bless your hustle.

Author: Elnathan John.

Proof that Nigerians follow Satan via his diverse offices

HappyPagan:
Keep working out your brain. Your religion doesn't need it anyways.

Fool, I am the maker of religion and determine what I shall religionize.

There is no religion without me but there will always be me without religion.

And you too have a religion and under religion. the religion of hating God.

Incrizz:
He said the crypto wallet is like having your own bank.

The amount of privacy you give up to buy and sell, for me, is toooo much.

As mmm and other wonder banks and even the real banks likes Savannah Bank, SGBN and co have proven, as a man I once knew said "Money wey you give person no be your own again"!

Incrizz:
The guy in the YouTube channel below, spoke my very exact thoughts in the way I feel I would never have been able to articulate.

He didn't encourage or discourage investment in crypto currencies, but shares his Biblical perspective of the system and how it connects to the end time.

A great watch if you're undecided about how you feel about crypto currencies in terms of investment

I told IMAliyu before the crypto crash that "A Fool is the one who uses his real cherished goods to acquire air"

Crypto is another wonder bank!

iSpirit1:
The attribute you're giving to God is one of the most evil attribute that humans have given to God for all times.

She is an Eve-thing, you can not expect the daughter of Satan t to say anything Good about God,.

She is Marked and shut out from the Kingdom of God as Written and so No Life for her, therefore she is here to shake and make any who is not Truly Founded in Christ to Fall!

Do not waste your strength trying to change her, God has Rejected her as God Rejected David's brothers.

HappyPagan:
Glad my threads keep you employed. Thanks for the followership.

Your threads are very sweet exercises!

1Sharon:
Who went against Israel, God or Satan??

Answer the question.

I have answered the question 5 Times and it is not my fault if you can not get past the Answer and unable to raise any reasonable query therefrom

HappyPagan:
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...Will you let reason awaken? Will shake your mind off the blanket of Faith, and wake up the magnificience of reality?
Will you?

True Christ Followers know that Faith is Knowledge and Acquisition of Specific Information. Like CIA verified Information

It's your brothers, Satan's Prophets who tell you and your kind that Faith is the act of daydreaming and wishful thinking.

1Sharon:
On one hand it was it God against Israel, on the other it was Satan.

You are indirectly implying it was Satan all along and not God that went against Israel, am I right or wrong?

Who went against Israel, God or Satan?

i have clearly stated what I intend saying. It is you who desires to put in what is not there.

I have explained 3 times now a 4th time.

Satan is the Doer of Wickedness and evil and Unless God interferes or Stops him, evil will be done to anyone, anywhere anytime, anyday.

All it takes for evil to happen is for God to Remove His Hand from the Protected.

Therefore, When God Loves A person or group of people, He Covers that person with His Hand from Satan. (Samuel)

When that person Annoys Him, He Removes His Hand and Satan Moves in for the kill. (Chronicles).

That's all.