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truespeak:
This just brought a song to mind:

When the pigs try to get at you
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot

MaxInDHouse:
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I know most atheists are smart in distinguishing between sanity and unquestionable stupidity,

ehen, go and ply your lies with atheists, you are both Satan's children!

FatherOfJesus:
Una no Dey shame? Christians.

Bring 10 Christians to discuss one bible passage, they will give you 10 different interpretations. No wonder we have numerous fake pastors in ministries.

That's the Proof of Satan, valuable Life Giving Truth will not be easily Uncovered!

FatherOfJesus:
Dtruthspeaker opinion sounds more stupid ...

Because you never had any toys to play with as a toddler, so you do not know the Power and Right of Creators!

MaxInDHouse:
Yo5u've lost all the memories of Bible quotations since you don't have anything good in your brains apart from abusive speech, insults and curses.
Shame on you Sir!

If you have a Jehovah's witnesses for president, prices will be Unstable, he will give conflicting Quotes!

MaxInDHouse:
End of discussion!

A Jehovah’s Witness tried to tell me a knock-knock joke once...

But I ignored him.

MaxInDHouse:
End of discussion!

Jehovah’s Witnesses have some strange beliefs.
Like they believe I’m gonna open the door.

A Hindu, a Rabbi, and a Jehovah's Witness are lost..
They wander across a farmstead and ask to spend the night.

The Hindu immediately volunteers, insisting it's no problem. However, a few minutes later, he knocks on the front door.

"I'm sorry, but there is a cow in the barn, and they are sacred to me."

"No problem," says the Rabbi, and he goes to the barn. Again though, he returns and knocks. "There is also a pig in there, and that is against our teachings."

"I will go then, friends," says the Jehovah's Witness, and he proceeds to the barn. A few moments later, there is a knock at the door. It's the cow and the pig.

The Jews wanted to stone Christ because they are evil and evil Always Hates The Good.

And the Good is God.

Therefore, they simply revealed what they shall Do to God, if He delivered Himself to them!

Advice to married men!

JWs and wh;ores are the the same, Do Not Let them Cum in!

MaxInDHouse:
At last one quotation!
Please what Bible book is this written Sir?

Advice to married men!

JWs and wh;ores are the the same, Do Not Let them Cum in!

FatherOfJesus:
Dtruthspeaker disagrees with you, how come you have diverse opinions in one religion?

Because Satan Always plants his Lies amongst The Truth!

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

MaxInDHouse:
At last one quotation!
Please what Bible book is this written Sir?

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What does it take to be a Jw?

Just have Nothing and you are qualified!

Why are Jws unkind?

I guess they don't appreciate strangers knocking on their doors

What r two words u should never say to a Jehovah’s Witness?

"Come in!"

MaxInDHouse:
OLÓDO (DULLARD) claiming believer, please use God's word to prove

Exactly what Satan says when Tempting a person.

"Thou doth not have the ability to tempt me, oh ye Satanximus!

...

MaxInDHouse:
Come and let's teach you..

MaxinNairalandSatanJW Branch Office, the Universal Foolish Marketer of Satan Products.

Shut the door, keep out JW
Shut the door, keep the devils in the night
Shut the door, keep out JW, Light your gen and everything's alright, Light your gen everything's alright!

Oh, MaziSatan is an evil stupid charmer, (shut the door, keep out the devil)
Maxis hungry for a soul to hurt, (shut the door, keep the devil in the night)
And ye without your holy armour, listen to me, (shut the door, keep out the devil)
He will eat you for dessert, yes, he will. (shut the door, keep the devil in the night)

Shut the door, keep out JW
Shut the door, keep the devils in the night
Shut the door, keep out JW, Light your gen and everything's alright, Light your gen everything's alright!

FatherOfJesus:
The argument that God is omniscient and gave freewill at the same time is a logical flaw which seriously guys, that’s ridiculous. This leads to a serious paradox of freewill.

Empty mouth don come again!

1) Mr. know Nothing!, Every Creator is Omniscient over its creation.

2) Every Creator can give some freedoms (freewill/Permissions/Rights) to its creation, if He so gives it.

FatherOfJesus:
Most Abrahamic religion share the notion of theological fatalism which suggests the predestination of all events. These events are ordained and are destined to occur given by the divine being’s omniscience. This can’t possible work together with freewill.

Freewill for creations, freewill as Limited by the options you can freely choose eg. you do not have the freewill to walk on the ocean but you have the freewill to cut your legs of!

FatherOfJesus:
Analyze this example carefully:
[i]Does God knows that a man will make heaven or hell already?

I have told you severally that there is a difference between "Fore-Know" and "Can-Know but I Do not want to know"!

The Joy of a Father is to be Pleasantly Surprised hence God Always adopts the policy of "Surprise me!" at His Sole Pleasure!

FatherOfJesus:
This altogether creates a paradox, it’s impossible for an all knowing God to grant free will.

A Creator has the Right to Give Whatever Gifts or permissions, He wishes to Grant on his creation.

FatherOfJesus:
The fact that he has granted freewill means that he’s not omniscient, he doesn’t know all. Or maybe he knows and whatever is happening now is part of his plans and cannot be changed by anyone.

The Fact that A Creator grants gifts does not remove or reduce any of His Rights and Powers He has to interfere and meddle with his toys.

MaxInDHouse:
. So you're typing with the mindset that all followers of the thread knows God's word, shey?

MaximumGoatinDWorld! Even a Blind-Deaf Fool with no head knows that statements directed at a certain named person, is meant for that named Fool Alone. But it takes a MaximumIdioticJW to think that an email has spectators!

DavidAO:
There’s a major misconception on the subject of believe. Most people hear certain information and accept such information so they automatically claim to believe. Major on this type of people are religious people and science fanatics.

If police says do not use Abuja Keffi highway, would you not act on that information?

Why?

That's the key to understanding believe in Christianity!

DavidAO:
The word believe is an action word, it’s a verb or better still a stative verb. You can’t hear a thing and accept it then automatically claim to believe, this is the wrong word for what you’ve done.

You can only believe an information by putting it to action or being in the way the information states. When you hear something, you can only accept it without action. Putting such information to action is what makes it believe.

You be- live, then you Act or you Act, then you be- live, which is which?

Answer Carries 30 marks!

DavidAO:
There’s a major misconception on the subject of believe. Most people hear certain information and accept such information so they automatically claim to believe. Major on this type of people are religious people and science fanatics.

What does believe do? Believe proves everything. Believe is the basis of all knowledge. No one can know the truth by just accepting, it’s believing (action) that makes us know the truth. Believe affords a person the necessary experience needed for knowledge.

For example: Christians who go to their temples every sabbath claim to believe in Jesus but a clear and objective look at these people show that they’re nothing like Jesus. This means they’ve only accepted the words of Jesus but do not put it to action and because of this they’re nothing like Jesus.

Simple: To Live on that thing and Stand on it eg I be Live on the ground, so I stand on it.

I do not be live on the carton, so therefore I do not stand on the carton!

Myer:
Then you should be able to describe it using bible reference.

You Already know them since you found that Jesus is Wisdom, so I do not need to be repetitive of what you already know, go ahead!

Myer:
Just the same way the Quran claims to know and the bible doesn't right?

I have never really examined the contents of the Quran but the excerpts from it already fall short of Wisdom. Eg Quran opens the door of having more than 1 wife.

Therefore, the Quran does not know Women neither does it know the value of Peace nor peaceful living.

Whilst the Bible emphatically states "He made them male and female not male and females"!

Myer:
I used to be as religious as you and concluded that everything thing else was false and only the bible was true.

Let me skip to the most important part, I believe it was the appearance of "sound" reason which made you transform, so I challenge you and raise myself up, that by sound reason, see if you can make me fall, as some other you had made you fall, when you fell!

Give it your very best shot call on the very people here who made you see the "light" to come, I am here for the "plucking", if you can!

Myer:
Since only the bible is true and every human knowledge is false, you should be godly enough to dissociate from every scientific invention since it was a by-product of human knowledge (some of whom are even atheists) and simply focus on missionary works like the bible teaches you to.

After all that is the true wisdom that the bible teaches..

The Bible is not against every invention, it is Against Every Form and Face of Bad, Wickedness and Great Wickedness called evil.

So they only thing I need to dissociate from is all the faces and forms of wickedness.

(Aside, atheist are not truly atheistic as you think and as you wish to be, they are Truly Haters of God, knowing that God Spoils their evil works because they have a passion and love for doing wickedness and evil. And it is not because they do not know God, it is rather the opposite, which is because they Know Him and that He Shall Always Be Against their wicked works and condemn their evil selfs! Atheist are actually Satanist who can not confidently claim and show that they are Satanist, so they played into the "grey area" of the foolish minds of men, knowing with time, they'll be able to "employ" men for their protection and even have numbers so that they could plan an attack on God, exactly as you are now doing.

Myer:
It's pointless arguing with a religious person.

You were religious yourself and yet someone got you. Surely, it is that you were not religious (but you foolishly thought so) and someone got you or the person did a "marvelous" work on you, and got you.

And right now you see that you can not replicate that marvelous work on me, so why don't you call the person who Dracula'd you successfully to come Dracula me, to see whether something was Truly wrong with you and your "religion" or whether it is Always something wrong with me in holding on to "religion" or something Wrong with the Vampire, Dracula!

Myer:
Cos you have been raised to defend your religious books for arguments sake. Except when it's time to practise what it teaches then you remember your logic.

do you see the contradiction in your statement?

"Defend the Bible" vs. "Practice what the Bible instructs", Are you Fleeing Already and pleading to be excused?

The Topic is Defence of the Bible, in Focus "Wisdom" and not whether I practice what the Bible instructs, that's a separate Topic.

So let's stick to the Topic and not depart from it, which is "Defence of Bible, Wisdom!" Ok?

Fleeing to Another Topic is Abandonment of Battle Ship and Fleeing and Loss.

Stand as a Soldier and die as one or be victorious as one, but do not Flee the battle else, YOU ARE A COWARD AND A GOATROOM!

Myer:
Same reason why a Christian and a Muslim can never agree. Cos they are both religiously blinded by their religious books.

Stop Abandoning your Battle Ship with your Chang of Post. We are not Battling on "Christian vs Muslim Agreement" but we are Battling on "Defence of Bible, Wisdom!".

Stand and Fight to Victory or Defeat.

Change of Post is Abandonment and Abandonment is Defeat! Stand and Fight to death, if you think you are Strong!

Weak Atheist! Stand and Fight and Do Not Flee!

Myer:
How then do you recognize it is Wisdom when it can be anything else if it is indefinable?

Remember, it is Only The Bible which Tells you what Wisdom is, therefore, based on the Bible's Description of it, I do Recognize it!

Myer:
Ok pray tell, what is your meaning of Wisdom?

It is Indefinable but the nearest to capturing it is Only when you see it in Action!

Myer:
One of the advantages of good education is pre-emptive reasoning.
You capitalized Wisdom and also personalised it as Who.

So it's pointless and pretentious denying that you were referring to Jesus.

There was nothing to deny, you were just too unwisely hasty!

MaxInDHouse:
You're so foolish that you typed so much without quoting nor citing one scripture, that's why i never referred to your write-up as TRUTH rather is said "You have a point"

You are insane as to expect that I should state The Law of what you Already Know! You are a Global Fool and an Insane Globally Recognised one at that for Not Knowing that The Obvious and The True Need No Explanation, ewu Satan!

MaxInDHouse:
Just ask me to help you fix the scriptural backup for your lengthy explanation.

By using the Truth to protect PB! Use that to deceive your brethren Satan's children.

MaxInDHouse:
God's word is the truth not your explanation so i said you have a point because it's in agreement with what God's word says!

All God's Word are in Nature and Proven by Nature, that has never changed and will never change.

But there, are an ever Changing Liar who shall Change God's Established Nature Proven Truth into a Lie, BECAUSE OF YOUR PERSONAL BIAS AND INTEREST.

When your personal interest and preferance is not in play, that is the ONLY WHEN AND WHERE ALL YOU JWs can be Reasonable and speak and think reasonably.

But once personal Interest is there, bye-bye reasonabiility and hello chantings like babalawo!

You can check up now!