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[quote author=New_Here link=topic=492274.msg6522787#msg6522787 date=1281083781]A friend of mine have been dating this girl for almost 4yrs now, the guy is working but the girl is still in her final yr in IMSU or so, the guy have asked the girl to marry him, but the girl is saying that she wants to finish school and also want to work for like three yrs before settling down. Now, the guy is worried thinking he might loose the girl.

whatz your take on this?[/quote]Bro, just put YOUR hope in God, YOU won't lose that girl. No need to worry plenty, wetin be YOUR own be YOUR own.

^^ ouch!



Cork, what's your next card? r8pe?

Welcome to the game bro and I like your location.

Players go on loan to a different club and feel the guilt if they have to play against their "home" club and score 
When you leave back to your "home" club the "loan" club will most def feel bad cuz they are back to square 1 (with Yak and Kaita  )

You are on loan to that Ghanian babe and I think you should leave her and get back to your Nigerian babe asaply and confess.

Well that's the right thing to do not like its what I'll do.

First off, I no dey crase to go dey confess anything to the 9ja babe. I will just end the Ghana runs and get back to normal with life and tell my conscience who's boss, ME! What 9ja babe doesn't know wont hurt her. 

^^This is what I'll do if i;m running on a single core that can't multitask.

But the main the main dual core will keep chopping from all pots with no feelings of guilt. (Not recommended  )


Whatever decisions you make, I take everything beg you no eff the 9ja girl up. God will so eff your styles up if you throw 4 years or patience and hope away. The "M" for your MSc degree fit melt overnight (hand of god)

Free the babe and face your IT profession. 50k per day? What nonsense! That's an insult to an IT person naw. Your money go dey read per nanosecond.

[quote author=Naija_Sisi link=topic=489998.msg6518938#msg6518938 date=1281025213]Pastor DC, hmmm i have to tink about dat for a second. . . .
YES! i still dey do, wen is next service, i go dey der, sharp sharp [/quote]Dear lord thanks for touching this babe's heart. Baby, sorry, sister (i mean) the next service is anytime you want it. We will do it just where and when you want it. I Pastor DC will make sure I anoint you completely with my rod of salvation. I will lay hands on you and fill you with earthly and heavenly feelings. This is going to be the hottest one on one service ever, for you and I.
Yours Pastorly,
Pastor DC

190, Jenny is my ex and omolola could be my next but for the love of the game that's not something I'm about to pursue. Please Bro stay with Omolola, don't lose her over one of my EXes.

Hey Jenny, sup with you? You never disappoint. Your kids are greeting and yea they doing good.

Sadly its all about the women and creative ways of saying "I love you" to them. So when do we get to know about creative ways the babe can say "I love you"?.

K, let me call ten babes up and ask them for creative ways they can say they loff me  .
If the answers I get are not embarrassing or insulting I will post here.
No need to call babe #1, her default answer for my kolo moments na "are you well in the head?"  
Lawyers cant just take a joke str8 up without charging you with something.


@Naija_sisi, how far the church paroles naw? You no do again?  


[quote author=kai-osama! link=topic=489998.msg6518649#msg6518649 date=1281022676]recharge 1000+ credit on your phone and send her "i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u"  till 300x and she will know that u really have time for her. happy love, Goodluck lover boy.[/quote]You for just pay bulk sms company to dey send her "I love u" every 5 minutes.


[quote author=kai-osama! link=topic=489998.msg6518680#msg6518680 date=1281022954]@Emuwa
boy, this coconut head, e no go make the girl run?. stare ke? with the guff/Kai Kai eye[/quote]He's being creative in his own way. Why you dey para?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_camera


Its more of a surveillance thing though

Poster dey confuse fantasy with reality.

akinolasam:
Pls keep all the YABIS.

Chei na! You're wicked o! The yabis that we feed on
Ok, out of respect o I will keep quiet.
But if you find it in your heart to give me one free yabis slot on your thread, I will be grateful

12:31 am
**phone rings**
Okay D's babe wakes up and picks

Okay D: Baby! It's more than words,
It's more than what you say,
It's the things you do,
oh yeah,

Now that I've tried to,
talk to you and make you understand,
All you have to do,
is close your eyes,
And just reach out your hands,
and touch me,
Hold me close don't ever let me go,

More than words,
is all I ever needed you to show,
Then you wouldn't have to say,
that you love me,
Cause I'd already know,

What would you do?


Okay D's Babe: Are you done?

Okay D: Yes dear, that was from my heart

Okay D's Babe: Ok, make westlife no catch you sha

**Babe ends call and goes back to bed hoping she continues the dream she was having about Okay D banging her pieces**

The Governor of this State is planting grasses everywhere so how on earth do I get flowers? Will my babes appreciate Elephant grass? Just one strand, no BS.

At least you go school. Your English no bad at all 

Sorry, just talking ma mind. With a thread like this and a post length like the first, all I expected to see was the perfect recipe for English disaster (as is the trend is these parts of NL) but I was wrong this once. 

As for your no friends issue, I can't offer any help as I live a lifestyle that can't really accommodate physical friends. Being a geek sucks donkey balls, all you got as friends are machines and cartoon/anime/manga characters. .

And they thought 190 couldn't be tamed. Every virus (man) has an antidote. Omolola is 190 antidote.

These things, are they to be worn once? I just dey ask o cuz I am not seeing the feasibility of Washing or Pressing these things.

Taking off my cap and giving your mother a bow (hoping to break waist and get laid on her bed for her first aid). She's hotter than fire, making grown men loose money.

But when babes go take this kind bet for my head. Ladies please naw! Take on bets to have me, I promise I'll feign the hard-to-get perfectly, then we share the moni.


As for you OP, you no dey shame o your mama still dey score goals for bench and you are right in the fuccking field yakubu'ing anyhow 

Maybe IP cameras will work for this. I dunno sha.

If e hard una, just carry all your lappies there, On yahoo messenger webcams with different IDs and lets one chic in the office view and record all cams.