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Good, by the power vested on me by the Player League Div1 Hall of Fame, I pronounce you DC's babe!
You shall have full unrestricted access to his body at all times.
You may kiss the playa


Thank baby you're the best

Lets get it on baby. I'm giving you the "DC Guarantee" i'll rather have my kini cut off than let a strand of hair fall off your body if heads roll.
I think we should get it on by first declaring our assets. Your assets are you BFs, hubbies e.t.c. Make I know them now so I'll know wht I'm getting into.
No need for me to declare assets naw, you know say na only you!

Akosbaba:
^^^what if she can't calculate

Then she cant be a babe material

googles:
certified cheat

no o am not doing again. . . . .u are taken

My Relationship status is another illusive state of mind.

Dont let us ruin what we got over some imaginary kini.

Missy B:
Have fun. When You're done, meet me in the bedroom . . .We need to talk.
[size=3pt]Going to bed dearie.  . . . .Just thought I should say 'Hi' here, since I'm not on Y messenger at the mo. Enjoy!!! [/size]

K baby I'll always love you 
Sleep well baby, dream good.
When you wake up we'll talk before the knacking session begins


Whew. , , where's my googles? That was close.

googles:

anytime. . . everyday

mmmmmm lovely, just the way I love it. So where can we do it again, tonight? 

Missy B:
Dual?  

Baby I can explain! Na work of devil, i swear!

googles:

anytime. . . everyday

K, Thanks. You know its not like we were doing anything, shay? Please help me explain to Missy B. Its just my hand you kissed and you know that's how we say good morning in these parts of the world.

googles:

Thanks babe. When can we do this again?

Danor:
This might seem to veer away from gist but seriously, am at a loss as to the meaning of the word 'DESPOIL' which I have noticed, is frequently used on here. Is it suppose to be a slang for 'S3X' as it is commonly used here or the word which means 'To loot or plunder a place' is just wrongly applied on here?

K, Nairaland is run by some very unromantic people and they have chosen to replace cencored words

s3ex is intimacy (which i love so much cuz now to get down with nlander no hard. Just tell her u wonno get intimate)

orgazim  is heavenly feeling (which i also love for the same reason, . . . baby let me take you to the clouds and give you some heavenly feeling)

r8pe is despoil

your kini is manliness (terrible)
her kini is womanliness


There are others but I cant recall 'em

^^ Kiss me please

snthesis:
gbam!
kissing is more personal than sex-

That's why you cant kiss an ashy


@Topic
The feeling of cheating is just an illusive state of mind. If you dont know what I mean dont ask, it doesnt even make sense to me, i dunno how i wrote it

Kai, I can't advice you. This is a love love mushy mushy matter not an intimacy, heavenly feeling matter

Bro is the babe fine? Please naw, drop her technical specifications.

I like you story sha you are a good person, if na me carry that babe the intimacy for don start for inside that cinema (back seat, topmost layer).

friendehis:
@Dual Core

don worry bros, i am almost done with the cleaning, but until then why dont u forget about posting image of report. Come on guy, u are more than that to always interfere

Sure thing. When I see things going wrong on your end, you wont hear from me. Sorry if I "interfered".
Nothing personal but please don't raise any of your issues with me again on IM. Sadly I don't just add people when they add me so I couldn't recall what your ID was, to notify you of your problems.
Cheers.

Dizzy001:
@ princeokek i can get a nice one done for you for 5k and in less than 5 hours

We go share the money because somehow I got you the job. If I didnt talk, you wont be getting it

For all my hardwork of talking, I can take 4k. Then for your hardwork of designing, 1k.
Deal?

^^Go somewhere else and play.



Friendehis, In addition to the other suggestions I have given both here and off nl, I suggest you look at your PC too cuz its the same "biawerr" something. Dont think i got the spelling right.