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Op you done chop banana bread before? E get certain bread you go chop ehn your mouth no go know your body go just dey happy, you go just dey smile

All breads are not equal oh, I believe say na that kain bread dem give am so, nor be agege bread so nor just worry yourself

Feel free to make us feel bad

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn

But see my own boo, if you no resemble that girl no flower emoji for you sef

No.

But one question why can you always see evil in their eyes.

They never smile, they are never happy or just normal, you can always see hate, disappointment, disapproval,
Everything Haram, haram

Malaysia that was making guy as the only peaceful islamic nation terrorists have started striking and radicalisation is in the horizon after one flood the islamists said Allah is punishing them for being open minded and liberal guess what?

They now have their own version of our Hisbah(islamic police) they go round checking for ridiculous things

Instead of asking people have you eaten? Do you want job? No na to see who dey follow who for community

Which man dey toast which girl, who hold hands, who kiss bring dem make we tawarsh dem flog dem wella Hadi lashing and serious canning

Na wa for dem oh

Make that don keep quiet there

Please Edo parents and Ikwerre parents come and see something

I can't fit see

Everybody na actress

Na Una Sabi

osamz007:
TEL AVIV AND ONTARIO. WHICH ONE MAN PIKIN GO CHOOSE SEF

Chose Moghadishu

vickydevoka:
Their body is de Best

Tah

Buy WiFi do unlimited and enjoy yourself bro

No matter how much money dem chop e no dey ever show for their body.

Isn't this Haram?

Allah will not grant this man Jana'a

“If anyone wants to have his deeds widely publicized, Allah will publicize (his humiliation). And if anyone makes a hypocritical display (of his deeds) Allah will make a display of him.” (Sahih Muslim Book 42, Hadith 7115)

The ridiculousness of it all, your loving father will burn you for all eternity for showing off a car he gave you.

Congratulations to them

May his gentle soul rest in peace

Corporate Yahoo boys

Governmental yahoo

Institutionalised yahoo

Nobody will condemn then

Congrats to Oshoala
But small small other African teams have started catching up to us especially South Africa and Cameroon.
This list is supposed to be littered with Nigerians atleast 4

In those days names like francisca Odega, Onome Ebi etc
One thing I notice tho is the coaches are only playing old girls they know, they don't want to give the New girls space to play,

Nigerian team used to be fast but the last African women's cup we won was all thanks to the goal keeper Miss. Whyte, the team is old and slow meanwhile we have fast young players Courtney Dike set and age group

People like Omidiji have not even seen one competitive match I don't know whether it is because she's white or due to Nigeria's man know man system.

If Nigeria plans to use that same team in the Next African women's cup I can bet Nigeria will not win it.

in Nigeria being young is a crime or heavy handicap

I know say e no go pass igbereTv

Pictures Please

Lovely heart warming story, pictures would be the icing in the cake.

If it was Nollywood film, she would have poisoned that Akara or used one of the boys for sacrifice so she can have children but the children will end up wayward then one day before the end of the movie she will confess then run mad and die

So the moral of the story is: Don't allow Nollywood deceive you, not everybody is evil, not everybody is a witch or wizard out to get you no matter their age, gender or tribe.

Let love lead. Mama now has a large family, larger than her biological family, to me it's an economically friendly familythink about it she didn't have to do much for them just small acts of kindness and they remembered her. She didn't give birth to them, pay for school fees etc

I even prefer this type of family more because it's more economical and due to distance and time apart you people grow fonder than the family you get to see everyday which you end up fighting more with

So You what little acts of kindness are you doing? No be to dey curse people from morning till night oh

Please do good.

adajoe555:
Your story is too long ...o can't read it finish. ...lol

Try, the thing is sweet and educational

Nanaborga:
See the kind useless thread wey man dey create , now watch how this vaginal puppies insult and downgrade us , guy we need to flog you .

Ladies know guys don’t cheat with emotions so that’s not a threat to their relationship with their husband , we cheat because we just want to taste a different soup or sample a new wine not because we are in love , but the reverse is the case when women cheat . Moreover some of our spouse are already with the mindset that men are polygamous in nature .

Abeg don’t create this type of thread again , these are the type of thread that sow evil thoughts in their heart , I take GOD beg with

The O.P is definitely not a man maybe he is Transgenda

Chi, When you find @ me, let me know how it goes, I want to join you

Why would God create the Devil knowing he would become the devil and then send humans to earth knowing who would go to hell and who will go to heaven but still border to send us here anyway and then create a hell for us to burn for ever and ever without giving us enough evidence to prove his existence during our own lifetime. Fork what some 12th century carpenter said or what a 15th century sex starved, desert dwelling, war mongering, slave owning, child molester said.
That's a long time ago, people were definitely idiots then. Send us prove now, you can't punish us for asking us to believe the impossible. Where is that fair?

Imagine having children and burning them forever if they refuse to believe you are their dad after you sent someone to tell other people you are their dad even before they were born and even the people you told had died long before they were born they only met ALLEGED writings of it.

Maybe your god is just a psychopath who enjoys watching people burn

You know what's funny?

People would have told the M.D na woman go kill you.
And not the Tunde Thomas.

Tunde Thomas MUST have seen NUMEROUS signs and chose to ignore ALL of them

Tunde Thomas MUST have gotten this hoe by throwing gifts at her

I don't ignore signs that's why I'm still single

I had a girl in uni who wouldn't want to walk next to me at certain places around our Uni, she made up a b.s story about a lecturer wanting her next another b.s story, I took that as a sign I enquired and found out she had a boyfriend in a certain department so around his hostel area and department she would try to make us seem non sexual. I left her azz her beauty is tanking as we speak, the guy is doing nothing, she's struggling, I refuse to simp. But what struck me was she was a "good girl" honestly her friends were worse but she saw nothing wrong with it when I told her you have a bf and your willing to kpansh me? She waved it aside like it was nothing, I added 2 and 2 together and thought to myself she MUST have other guys too, not just me and that dude, so I knew from that day on that that's how most Naija women are and the necessity of Redpill.

Another lady was too flamboyant for her dad's wage level, I told her male friend who told me it was a good idea to get together with her, he told me she was a good decent girl all the stories I hear about her are b.s. I went in after some rounds of knocking I knew for sure this girl isn't decent at all but that's not why I abandoned her, truth be told being indecent in bed is Freaky and even a plus. It was her taste I knew her dad wasn't rich her mom was worst off, mom had no job. But this girl would drink expensive drinks every night and eat the fanciest meals in the best eatery around wherever she was I took that as a sign. She'd spend my cash without flinching or looking back and expect more cash just the next day. I knew it's either she gets the cash from servicing other men or she used to live lavish from servicing other men because I enquired and her dad has always been in that low paying job (less than 100k with 6 children along with his wife and himself 8mouths for 100k he had been in this job for over 20years, her brothers weren't anywhere near as lavish), so where did she get a love and acquired taste of luxury living that without certain luxury stuff she wouldn't even sleep. I used style to ask if maybe she grew up with a rich relative, No she didn't, I had to run for my life despite the good pucci

She was that kind of girl who you'll buy her gifts on her bday and still buy her gifts and take her out on your own bday, she called me one time and said she wants cash called a huge figure I was shocked, the money she called if I spent it on her colleagues in the street at night I'd go over 100 times

Another hoe knew I have cash so we weren't even sexually active but she just wanted us to get together so that I can spend on her, I refused she kept chasing me I kept running she already asked me for iPhone 13 I laughed I told her no P, I ghosted her, iPhone 13 for what? Poo see? Tah? Go and find an idiot who doesn't know what to spend 300,000k on than not even sex but the hopes of getting sex, so I'd be giving her something worth over 300k hoping that one day I'd smash lol

I respect hoe's that stand on the street atleast they don't over estimate their value and they are honest about what they want or do. Finally they ACTUALLY sell you sex, most bros are willing to pay for not sex but "Maybe sex" just keep spending on her and one day she'll give it to you.when she finally gives it to you and even marries you, know that she may meet a higher bidder somewhere and pray you won't be the next Tunde Thomas

Back to the matter

People always assume the bad guy would lose especially in infidelity cases

But That's rarely the case

Women are actually the bad guys most times, especially because people don't expect them to be the bad guys, they know their market value and market value duration so these hoe's will try to make good use of their time.

Give themselves up to the highest bidder until their market value (which is looks) plummets to zero

Tunde was the highest bidder while she was saying "I do"
But when a higher bidder (Mr. M.D) came along she had to accept his bid, that's what hoes do.

She isn't going to switch off that part of her, simply because she said two words in a building in front of people she doesn't care about their opinion.

She's a how, that's how she probably got through uni, by forking her way out, best believe she's gonna ATTEMPT to fork her way to the very top, doesn't matter if she's married to you or not.

Redpill, MGTOW is the way

Trust me rejecting poo see will make you even more attractive to these hoe's they'll miss you more, call you more, chase you more, if you keep giving them love for free, attention for free, gifts and time for the hopes of getting poo see they'll rope you in and use you well

But wise up you have the upper hand in less than 5 years time our society will force her to marry you'll see better looking chicks home and abroad when your finances have grown from avoiding hoe's.

And trust me you'll ask yourself "What did I ever see in that hoe" while looking back at the time when you were hell bent on smashing lol

Why are we meeting her?
What do we want

Talk is cheap.

Politicians love to talk