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Religion / Re: 11 Verses That Turns Christians To Atheism. by DucheSsMerezz(f): 10:37am On May 31, 2017
Kondomatic:
Lols.

You jumped into my mention and said that my opinion was tantamount to insanity right? Sir, I did not insult you when I called you stupid, I described you.

My mistake was that I thought you already know.

Woooosshhh!! grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Pictured With Baby Number 3 In Ghana by DucheSsMerezz(f): 6:40pm On May 30, 2017
9jakohai:
Sorry Davido...but you are just an irresponsible man.

You are having children all over the place,just because you think you can....and just because you think the money is there.

Well....I have news for you.Those children and their mothers will show you pepper in the future.One day,your child with baby mama no 5 is going to wake up and wonder why his dad does not come to pick him up at school,why his dad does not come to say goodninght to him,why his dad does not eat breakfast,lunch and dinner with him,why his dad is not there to play with him,or to talk with him.

His dad is not there...because he is with baby mama no 12....or is it 27?

Davido, a man is there for his children. To guide them, to love them,toshow them the way. This one that you are busy spreading your seed everywhere....at the end of the day you won't be there for your children.

And you will regret it. Big time.

Davido....time to grow up. Marry your baby mamas,put them for one house.Yes...polygamy...but at least let your children see you most days of the year....not when it is time to pay their mother salary.

Or else,one day...when you look for them,and tell them that you are their father....they will look at you and say 'Do I know you?'
Word... Wish I could like this o'er and o'er again.
Romance / Re: Urhobo Meets Yoruba In Beautiful Pre-Wedding Photoshoot by DucheSsMerezz(f): 10:39pm On May 28, 2017
iaamxavier:
Duchessmerezz do fast na leyz marry fast fast grin

Igbomeetyoruba
grin grin.. Unserious fellow
Celebrities / Re: Actress Funke Akindele Blasts Air France For Delaying Her Luggage For 2days by DucheSsMerezz(f): 5:09pm On May 27, 2017
Luxuryconsult:
Who is funke akindele?? She is that ugly hardworking and successful oap turned actress.
Like yo can create a thingy.. Fvck you idiot!

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Food / Re: Ramadan Recipes by DucheSsMerezz(f): 4:29pm On May 27, 2017
Nawa o.. This is just getting to FP since 2008.. Life ain't that hard grin
Politics / Re: 500 Quran Reciters Pray For Buhari In Zamfara by DucheSsMerezz(f): 11:49pm On May 23, 2017
Rada rada
Education / Re: Unilag 2016/2017 Admission Guide ( Unilag 2016 Jambites). by DucheSsMerezz(f): 11:37am On May 20, 2017
opeyemihendrix:

how about the 10 points for 1 sitting
does it apply
No... Unilag don't accept two-sitting on a norm.
Celebrities / Re: 9ice: "My Woman Has To Kneel Down To Serve Me Food" by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:28pm On May 18, 2017
martineverest:
Archaic idiot.... At ur age u still reason like an slowpoke.... Smh
Chisos .. 'An slowpoke' shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Moji Olaiya's Last Post On Instagram Before Her Death (Photos) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:06pm On May 18, 2017
NwaObinkita:


Devote more time to researching on how to stop your sagging breasts.
And make yo research well before spilling irrational and insensitive comments.Idiot.
Celebrities / Re: Moji Olaiya's Last Post On Instagram Before Her Death (Photos) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 11:54am On May 18, 2017
NwaObinkita:
This a lesson to all women who leave one man for another.

This woman will not have died if she remained with her first husband.

Changing of sperm affects the female body so much.
Just like changing of engine oil affects the performance of an engine and kills it.



Ask your doctor.
You must be mad.

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Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To A Boy In BRT Bus In Lagos (Photos, Video) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 1:06am On May 17, 2017
BABANGBALI:
see dem witches and wizards all around the baby
Chaiiii grin.. Nigeriaannsss
Romance / Re: Most Girls Are Chip by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:48am On May 17, 2017
Jarizod:
which kind of *chip* sir..Multichip kwa?
Or plantain chips grin
Education / Re: I Missed My Exams Today What Next? (my Depressing Story) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 7:34pm On May 16, 2017
Education / Re: I Missed My Exams Today What Next? (my Depressing Story) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 7:13pm On May 16, 2017
iaamxavier:
Today I missed my exam because of my far distance in as much I can't blame jamb I totally blame my self for my failure my silly mistake has put me in trouble I was scheduled to write jamb by 7am at grace poly surulere but because I tot it would be easy to locate I didn't bother to check before the date so I came all the way from festac and there was mad traffic due to the rain I got to my centre by 7:38AM and In my minds I tot there was gonna be casualties and we'll start late but I was wrong when I got there they had finished thumbprint and had submitted that set I was down tots of sucide ran thru my mind from slitting of my throat to jumping into canal and many more how would I explain to my people about my silly mistake I stayed till 10am hopeless this is my second jamb the first one I scored 253 but didn't gain admission to the university (altho I'm in yabatech). And I really want to gain into the uni


So I was instructed to go to jamb head office at ikoyi which I spent 1500 for transport when I got there we were much that had the same problem we were told to drop our reg no and names and told us to keep checking that they would reschedule us

So my quest is has any body had this problem b4 or have anybody been ever rescheduled for miSsing their exam

IM IN TOTAL DREPRESSION PLS HELP ME
Safyaa shocked
Phones / Re: Two Flies Captured Having Sex On Phone(photo) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:55am On May 16, 2017
nurez305:
Why posting nude picture on nairaland? Let me call lala to come and ban you
grin
Events / Re: Nigerians React To Couple Who Got Married On Mount Everest by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:33am On May 16, 2017
"Nigerians react to couple to got married....." Just look atew undecided
Celebrities / Re: Davido Wins 2017 BET Awards “best International Act Africa” (see Photos) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:26am On May 16, 2017
Daddy yo nkor grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Eva Alordia’s Fiancé On War Path With Iyanya by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:23am On May 16, 2017
Clapback 401 grin grin
Religion / Re: Oap Daddyfreeze Explains Why Muslims Will Go To Heaven by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:11am On May 16, 2017
Cause he's the gatekeeper or sth? undecided

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Fashion / Re: Sexy Or Trashy? Muslim Woman Wears A Very Jaw Dropping Abaya (see Photo) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:03am On May 16, 2017
kennygee:
See curves abeg.

Make she no kuku wear anything.

So those women dey wear thongs too?/
Thongs or nothing at all! grin

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Fashion / Re: Shower Gel Sets Woman’s Vagina On ‘fire’ by DucheSsMerezz(f): 3:01am On May 16, 2017
undecided
Romance / Re: Family Identity by DucheSsMerezz(f): 2:49am On May 16, 2017
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Romance / Re: What To Do To Avoid Turning Into A Punching Bag In Your Marriage (ladies) by DucheSsMerezz(f): 2:46am On May 16, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
Only ONE thing can be done: MARRY THE RIGHT GUY!
Sometimes,that seems to be impossible... Since its not written on the forehead
Romance / Re: Guy Trolls Facebook Scammer With Adele Lyrics by DucheSsMerezz(f): 2:25am On May 16, 2017
Oh fvck!! grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Many Ladies Still Remain Single by DucheSsMerezz(f): 2:21am On May 16, 2017
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Education / Re: Funny Names Of Secondary In Our Area by DucheSsMerezz(f): 1:53am On May 16, 2017
Takuti Jesu High School grin tongue
Celebrities / Re: Debie-Rise Likes "Efe Dead Music Career" Instagram Comment & Efe Fans Blast Her by DucheSsMerezz(f): 2:41pm On May 11, 2017
grin

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Politics / Re: $180m Halliburton Scam: Ex-heads Of State’s Indictment ‘scared Jonathan’ by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:37pm On Dec 08, 2016
Politics / Re: Ngwuta Earns N24m Annually, Spent N500m In 10 Months –AGF by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:34pm On Dec 08, 2016
KingRex1:
Just curious.. What exactly do you get after I use your promo code?
Well; As an ambassador,I gain lil percentage based on the referrals I offer.
Politics / Re: Army Rescues 801 Persons In Borno From Boko Haram by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:16pm On Dec 08, 2016
Politics / Re: Amosun Not Involved In Any Building Demolition - Ogun State Govt. by DucheSsMerezz(f): 12:14pm On Dec 08, 2016

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