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To those saying they can't engage in premarital sex bla bla bla



Cheating on your partner awaits you


You will be back to open a new thread at the Family section for we to advice you

jodpoundz:
Experts on wooing babes pls i need your help, there is this girl i like i didnt know she like me until she told my brother bluntly that she like me about a month ago, but i dont know how to go about it becus i dont know wether she meant it or she just said it on a casual basis, she look strict on a normal day and i dont want to get the embarrasment of my life cus am not sure wether she feel the same, but i notice these days that she wear tight dresses when ever am around and she like asking me uneccesary questions maybe just to have a glance of my face but still am not sure, experts pls i need your experienced advise i dont want the girl to slip off my radar pls. abeg mature minds.

What you do for a living please

No age in this thing o


As long as you matured emotionally, can communicate, psychologically, spiritually and financially... You good to go


The most important ingredient is having a partner who is ready to be LOYAL AND GO ALL the way with you to the end.


Please move


Too many bit...ches promising to be the one... Please shine your eye... As these girls can promise you love now..next second they will be in bed with an ex or a toaster and still bring their smelly p to come meet you...

And if she says she's pregnant abeg do DNA once she gives birth before you waste your emotions and resources.. Them girls be looking for poverty escape route for themselves and their families

Give us the full gist abeg na

Modified

Loool

But in Oct 2nd you said you were tired of the girl na

Abi na another parole break your heart


By the way is she a nurse

In September you were searching for a Nurse for a serious relationship

Godada:



To start with, I like to see your pics. I want to check something.

As per your landlord. He wants to give you banana. Just that he is having problem rearranging his words.....He probably wanted to say did you get a replay of my banana fresh from the yard

You said it all

No need for me to waste space again

MAGG0T:


Wife of an ex-convict who's dreaming of becoming Nigeria's President,...

Just the way the legendary drug baron is hallucinating lately

HBD anyways.

You see am too

Truly a shame

Xtruzz:
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By this response, you just confirmed that a bigshot in Nigeria is about to give you work there or probably talking to DPR director for your sake.
Anyways, Google DPR salary structure. It's online..

That's how they do... Tufiakwa

There's the thread where he could have gone to in the Job section to get answers. Because he was avoiding too many questions he came to open a new thread

Modified

Loool

I am just even coming from the thread sef.. This thread have been *spotted*

Loool

Se7en
The Oxford murders
The bone collector
Zodiac
Copycat

frankputer:
no

Loool

You never jam


When the delay for 600 years begin by the roadside you will vomit 100 naira to give them

Abudu2000:
Lol if u think glo drain data then try Airtel and MTN. Airtel are the king of data stealing followed by mtn. Truth is no matter what glo does to uas slong as u enjoy the network strength just stick with them beca they at least enjoy tax break to not extort subers that much. The worse part is using MTN with an iPhone ur own don be that.

Looool

Wetin happen


The data go travel abi

We wan do party nko

DAramis:


Abeg, you dey fear say the virus will be reintroduced again into the country?

Yes o

J111333:
Yea, he has blue North Korean passport.

Abeg before landing he must be sure they rerun that test twice to be sure that he is corona certified free


We are just readjusting o

Abeg

Why the ministers


It's the Senators and House of Reps that should have been sent to their states


Loool

Please what if that our Daddy that was wheeling travelling bag from the prison..

Is he back yet


Lool

Samfloxin:
Ntooooorrrr, stay there and continue waiting for those with merit and you and them will spend ten years at home after graduation. Your mates are already living in their personal houses and you are here dreaming. You better travel to USA where the system supports your dream.

Loool

bizme:
I am a lecturer and I will advise you to check carefully if a NOUN MSc degree will not indeed constitute a major problem for you with respect to securing a lecturing appointment, especially as it relates to your field of specialization. For mine it's impossible to get a lecturing appointment, but it's hard to comment about yours since you haven't included this in your post.
Note that in applying to a higher institution for a lecturing job you typically will need to compete against several other applicants. And even when a NOUN degree might not be disqualifying in your field, you should anticipate a situation where several of your competitions hold a more acceptable MSc degree. Some of your competition will also have a PhD degree or will have commenced PhD study, while many of them will have good publication records as well as cognate teaching experience... In such a situation, you would stand no chance whatsoever if merit rules the day at that interview. But if you have a potent alternative to merit, as obtains in many climes in Nigeria these days, then you don't need anyone's advice since you might even secure a lecturing job without having gone to any university in the past. This is not to sound cheeky, this is the experience in different places in Nigeria.

Lastly, joinning the academia in Nigeria with a mindset of absconding to face some other engagements is a sad motivation indeed. There is an old and proud tradition in lecturing and research, one that forces each player to carry his share of the calling and run with it. Full-time calling. You have no business joining the academia if you do not plan to give your all, 100 %, to it.

Gbam

Especially the last paragraph

doubleportion:
#5. Tonto dike

Gawd


This one is a Sacrifice...

Tufiakwa

doubleportion:
The standard of this modern world has made beauty enhancement products a necessity for some ladies to the extent they feel shy and depressed when they step out of the house without it
Fans of celebrities have grown so used to their makeup faces that they do not recognize them when they go off without their makeup because of the image fans have portrayed in their minds about a certain celebrity.

https://www.ghgossip.com/life-is-packaging-see-7-photos-of-nollywood-actresses-without-makeup/

#1. Mercy Johnson

#2 Anita Joseph

Anita Joseph is damn too fugly

And if e never change what do you wanna do

SoftP:
My Shrek faced brother,

Thanks for speaking out,
Those criminals will still justify their actions

He truly really resemble shrek

O God helep us

Guilty conscience worrying them..

They all know their houses in their respective towns ain't safe anymore

We know all these already

Sha carry your mechanic

Let's see how the Gold will change their life

Eniola Badmus the Famzer!!!!

She can attach herself with the rich and famous

Continue to fake it till you make it

Fear grip me

Was going to shout

Who are all these people

Rangemaster1:
Good morning Nairalanders..
What I have began to feel for my cousin, it's a very very strong feeling.. I like this Girl, likeness is small, I love her, in fact i'm so into her already...

Just happened like a dream easily... I want to get married to her... What I really want to know is that can I go on to date her... Some persons say it's not right to date your cousins... but to me I don't think I can stand to such rules, I love this girl, people around do notice this sef, I will want to make her a part of my life.. Please should I move on with her?

Does she feel the same way about you.. Do you stay together under the same roof

How old are you please... This is a reason why ASUU must resume quick... You could rape the girl of this is true..

Because this your fantasies this early morning e get as e be

Funkyswagzz:
I once traveled to oko polytechnic to see this girl I met on facebook. I dressed up really nice and sprayed the perfume i sell thru networking (Federico mahora). When I got there and met this girl in a fast food I got the shock of life. Omo if u see this babe gap teeth, the stuff is like hoe. I started asking myself how did I not see this in her pictures. It's like where two trailer jam each other they faced opposite direction. Mehn I was ashamed of myself. Its a bit late so I cudnt go back home I had to lodge. Bro this babe slept one side till I work up in the morning. I was nice to her so she won't feel bad. I left the hotel by 7 o'clock in the morning and deleted her number asap.

Looool

No kill me