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This story reminds me of that old Advert for Nta back den...

I NO GREE I TEAR SHIRT O

lol

because she was crazy as hell remember dis one time she asked me to seduce n sleep wit her bestfrnd or we r done..asif dat wasnt enuf one time like dat caught her smoking she in my bathroom smoking..i shock like madt cos me dnt smoke n i neva knew she did n she loved getting d head n denied me Mouth Gig n even sex sometimes only me suckin her..i mean common,buh cant deny i didnt miss her cooking..n lest i forget she was older dan me wit 4yrs at d time i come b like her pet or dog

Beware of 419..smh buttocks enlargement!are u for real..lwkmd recession badt ni

policy12:
@Op please let include LAW..

Most lawyer are just bail and charge.

Omo guy u rite o..ders one tin common wit all dis charge n bail lawyers..Deir shoe dey flat like bonga fish n bend like cray fish..after all d years Tufia no b me fit suffer for notin.. Songhay empire still dey rise n fall like naira

Op clearly doesnt know how employment works in Nigeria..as long as say u hold certificate if u like study shoes n sandals u go still c job dat is if u know d rite Buttons ofcourse..n am proud Historian chasing my music career

dis is jst part1 wen part2 dey air?

Anytin snake born dey always long..

Lesbians

Its because of people like u dat makes me wonder if monkeys n chimpazees actually roam the streets dis days instead of caves n jungle tree wat do u know yr talking

hardeycute:
This is an African man thought. All is about the looks.

And you ask why we keep getting it wrong. Stick to your guns

Cool is the Boruto series finally out?cos i watched d boruto movie early last year n it ws cool sha

Hmm i dont tink she chose dat university based on desperate admission i tink she wants t go dere not as a result of compelling..263 is gud enuf for any uni in east apart frm unn n unizik ofcos whr magu magu dey..Goodluck t her sha i rest my case buh if me na her broda she must change institution o lol

durentchigozie:
She's from Abia state. Wants to study electrical engineering at FUTminna, niger state with score of 263.

Jst give dem 5yrs by dat time d woman aint gonna luk so fresh n d dude definitely wud be tired of dat loosed pussy for sure

Delta-Makurdi?hmm n dis is sometin u dont c everyday

dessz:
wait which state abakaliki dey.. hmm.
Abia-umuahia, adamawa-yola,Akwaibom-uyo................Delta-Makurdi , Ebonyi - Abakiliki ohhh I see

What part of Igbo is she frm,wat does she wanna study n wats her jamb score..jst tryna help here cos skulling North wud be a rili bad idea mark my word..it might not reflect phisically buh dier are oda factors[quote author=coptic post=57464030]

wat is dis one even saying slf..dude u sound confused n yr argument is so dumb get yr facts straight..okay u decided t compare universities rite n at dsame time say i shudnt categorise unilag unn blah on same level as ABU because dier higher buh all located in west n southeast..word of advice dnt start wat u cant finish so u trying t say diers only two gud universities in entire north but u people will come tomorrow t claim population census..wat a pity whose d ignorant one now hypocrite n yes wats d diff btween north n syria i mean dey both share a common feature Terrorism Plague

coptic:
The way some of you people talk can make someone shake their head in disappointment.

Stop making the north seem like Syria. You guys speak out of ignorance but do with so much confidence that one would think you have all the facts.

Name one university in the south that is better than ABU and Unilorin, for instance? Apart from UI, OAU, Unilag, and UNN, you cannot mention these universities in the same breath as the rest.

Sometimes trouble go dey on hin own we go go fine hin trouble..u mean dier are no beta universities in d east,south n west combine..okay o i rest my case North kor north ni

Op tho i dont tink u had muc of a choice considering d fact dis is yr first xperience n not raised in a wide enviornment..diis tin do me die dat time for my yr1 @skul..even now slf still for skul wen i fly some flashy colour i still c some hardcore looking niggas starring like dey wan swallow me..main tin is bone b yr own boss let dem be in suspence..as e talk say e like yr colour tell ham tank q bone go yr way he wont be foolish enuf t do sometin stupid t jst shoot u wen u no do anytin only way u fit fear is wen dier many.Trust me if u pass dat street again no mata wat u wear if dat guy sees u again u go wan maga u again

Guy wetin u know say u dey yan lol some niggars funny ehn

Emmacj19:
All this underage kids killing thier future on nairaland. If you don't have any house core to do, why not take your books . nawao nairaland is now turning to kids chatting center.

Wow id b careful nt t break yr heart if were ur date..dose guns r jst crazy lol y u gat so much equipment in d first place

Nina4u:
take ur pic

This usually rare buh 31march repping here?

lol gat a sniper?seriously need one of dose

Nina4u:
hahahahahaha I look different in every pic.. I got guns if u wanna borrow one lmao I got permission to carry..

Tankz bro id take dat as a compli. means alot coming frm u considering d fact we got off on a wrong foot

freakthingz:
No problem fam do you

At least its unique sha

See y i said ur profile pics felt like i ws starring @my mom n everyone wanted t gun for my head lolll u prob damn rite Am definitely aint taking my beards off nxt time tho atleast am like 0.5/100 on d cute percentage log now..u rili funny tho dat got ma ribs shaking

Nina4u:
you look funny.. Don't ur mom talk to you? U need to trim that mustache.. The hair goes all the way up your nose

lol prob rite tho imma stick wit d mustache a while cant go around looking like dem waec n neco peeps..i look so young already wit dem mustache

freakthingz:
Nah but honestly all insults aside


Either grow a proper beard or shave it all of
just neega to neegah

The aesthetic is just somehow fr

Loll Negro u funny

freakthingz:
Is dat all?

Wow over 20 with the cognitive function of a child......wonders shall never end


Bro you better shave that thing of your face you look foolish

i got beard jst decided t layoff for a while now cos dem young street fellers now greet me Gud day sir n dose bulls.gets me embarrassed,cant pick no sexy yung gals wit dem doing dat

Nina4u:
And you don't got no beard? Its time to man-up

Was it?hmm i was jst being honest not tryna be sarcastic or anytin dats y i said No offence in d first place..i wasnt tryna stir up anytin n i tink her reply ws kinda cool n mature Unlike You

porozhniy:
Ouch!! That was cooollld!

[quote author=freakthingz post=57462531][/quote]Nah buh its okay t say so if u are

[quote author=freakthingz post=57462531][/quote]Nah buh its okay t say so if u are

Am actually more dan 20

Nina4u:
if ur 15 years old its possible