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Cataboy:
forex the greatest scam

Forex trading requires a very high level of intelligence to make it a reliable means of earnings.

Even a very intelligent person learning it on their own will still take up to a year before they are able to develop a profitable method of trading.

If you are lucky, you will find a profitable method developed by another intelligent person that you can use.

But if start live trading with an unreliable method of making profit with forex trading, sorry na your name. You might make some profit initially, but you will eventually lose everything thing.

YOUDARE:
what app would you recommend for a beginner in crypto trading?

TradingView

otipoju:
I dont remember seeing anything like this during Tinubu's tenure.

Good paved Roads are the bare minimum that government should provide for its citizens.

Power is next on the priority list.

I stayed in Lagos throughout 2006, the main road between the roundabout and Ajar market was in ruins. And this was one year before the end of Tinubu tenure. The road was later fixed by Fashola. Most of what you see today in Lagos happened during Fashola time.

You cannot bypass it. Use Pyypl card for international payment, it works on even website that don't accept virtual card.

That said, that fact that banks have reduced the spending limit from $100 to $20 tells you how much the Nigerian economy has degenerated under Buhari / Osinbajo.

Buhari's failure to defeat terrorism and banditry after 7 years proves that he was made a general by quota system even though he was not qualified to be a general, in other words Buhari is a quota system general.

This is just damage control, the governor has been disgraced.

If you fast for 40 days and 40 nights, Wicked Woke is not winning anything.

The kind of people that successfully become senators in Nigeria, make you realize how useless the Nigerian senate actually is. Seeing how easy it is for disgraced politicians like Kalu and Oshiomole to become senators make you realize the caliber of people that become senators in Nigeria.

Good, APC keep shifting goalpost because they are afraid they might lose if they continue with what they were planning to do.

Make Hisbah catch you first.

Look for a newly launched Ponzi scheme and invest the money in it.

PDP is finished. Even Goodluck Jonathan has dumped PDP since 2019.

He needed the six pack and abs too impress females before he got married. Now he no longer need to impress females.

Do we need him to tell us whether UK designated Ipod as a terrorist group. They tell am say we no Sabi read, abi they tell am say we no go school?

Tinubu has no choice but to completely fill the form and this includes the withdrawal letter. Either he completely fill the form or submit it in an incomplete state and be forced to forfeit for submitting an incomplete form, either way he is screwed.

I thought that the palace chiefs Will share the oba's wives among themselves.

The only thing creation of new defense ministry would do is increase the number of service chiefs that attend the useless security meetings. Moreover both the military and the civilian wing of the new defense ministry will be headed by Fulani. Doing this would just create opportunity for more Ibrahim Magu to emerge.

Messi is a player that cannot win trophies without xavi, iniesta. PSG fans are starting to see Messi for the fraudster that he is. Imagine getting paid $1m weekly, yet he's unable to win matches for them.

DamnnNiggarr:


Ignore the voice prompt if you have linked it before.

Even MTN tells me that till today.

The annoying part is that you cannot skip the voice prompt, you have to wait 10 seconds listening to the same thing every time you dial a number.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Men don dey wise


Nobody want pay bills

Anything make you approach women na bills be the next..even if they love you truly...you must pay bills....the only difference is that they might reduce the billing if they love you but it doesn't stop them from billing you...even our female siblings at home dey bill us

That gender is Synonymous with billing

Even this three baby sisters of mine derive pleasure in billing me....they don't subscribe..they on my hotspot every evening and chew gum me to browse..one will sit on the bed..Two will sit on the floor...
A day without a woman billing you is a day wasted

This your baby sisters, when are you going to introduce them to us on Nairaland.

dettolgel:
I live in a country where there is no snake so I don't have that problem.

What kind of a country is that?

This old man for fit play the role of father Christmas. As in the old man resemble father Christmas.

The snake was chilling inside your toilet, and you went and killed it.

Mubby4luv:
Sure it's not a black mamba?

Black mamba is not called that because it is black, It is inside it's mouth that is black.

Bandits are doing the exact same thing in the north. Are we now to say that bandits have infiltrated the south east?

It's one babalawo that is using witchcraft to make your wife money to disappear and appear in a yahoo boy's calabash.

But he is definitely not going to win it for the month of April based on his performance so far.

This is obviously the handwork of yahoo boys.

Because Buhari EFCC decided to handle yahoo boys with kids gloves, yahoo yahoo ended up thriving under Buhari administration.

Instead of EFCC to jail arrested yahoo boys, they use them to enrich themselves by releasing them after collecting bribe from them.

Today the street in the south is flooded with yahoo boys living opulent lifestyles.

After the failure of Buhari, instead of Nigeria to say Away with APC and start supporting a different party, Nigerians are foolishly believing that a different APC candidate will perform better than Buhari. The foolishness of Nigerians is astounding.

When he finished building this house, Davido's next goal will be to buy the whole Banana Island.

2023 election loan.

With each loan Buhari takes, the amount of money each Nigerian own increases.

World saddest zoo? At least the animals in that zoo are fed daily unlike the animals in Nigerian zoo.

Makinde declared his intention to run for second term and this one is reacting. Is he a nuclear reactor?